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Lily Aldridge Is A Classic Beauty

August 29th, 2014

I don’t know where Lily Aldridge keeps going on all these trips to the airport, but the way she’s been dressing, I hope she keeps racking up those frequent flyer miles. Because every time I’ve ever flown, I always fantasize I’ll get seated next to a hottie like Lily, and even though it’s always a 300-pound fat guy instead, it’s pictures like these that keep that impossible dream alive.

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Lily Aldridge, Gigi Hadid, Hannah Davis, Hannah Ferguson And Chanel Iman Play With Balls

August 25th, 2014

Can somebody please explain this to me? How come a bunch of super-hot Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models showed up to something called “The Brooklyn Beach Party” in Coney Island, and not a single one of them is wearing a bikini? Instead, we’ve got Lily Aldridge, Gigi Hadid, Hannah Davis, Hannah Ferguson, and Chanel Iman all wearing baseball jerseys, which is kind of hot I guess. But it’s still a pretty mean trick to play on the Little Tuna. Talk about a bait-and-switch. Anyway, you guys enjoy the pictures while I try to figure out if one of these hotties is willing to go to third base to make it up to me. Fingers crossed.

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Lily Aldridge Struts Her Stuff At The Airport

August 25th, 2014

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Man, the life of a supermodel must be pretty exhausting. Not only do you have to listen to daily marriage proposals from losers like me, but there’s also a ton of travel involved, considering here’s Lily Aldridge already back at the airport again today. Anyway, I don’t know where she’s headed, but I wonder if this outfit qualifies as a flight risk. Because I don’t know about you guys, but the cabin pressure in my pants is rising to dangerous levels right about now.

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Kate Upton and Lily Aldridge Make A Great Pair

July 4th, 2014

Kate Upton and Lily Aldridge

Because I always love to be reminded that hot supermodels actually hang out together in real-life and not just in my overactive imagination, here’s Kate Upton and Lily Aldridge walking around in New York together. Unfortunately though, they’re not wearing bikinis, or lingerie, or wrestling one another in a kiddie pool filled with Jello. Hmm, maybe you’re right, my imagination is way better.

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The 2014 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover

February 14th, 2014

So Sports Illustrated finally released their new 50th Anniversary Issue cover, and just as I predicted, they managed to top last year’s issue by putting my current favorite model Nina Agdal on the cover this year. I’d say I told you so, but then they went ahead and made it even better by adding Lily Aldrige and Chrissy Teigen too. Because as I’ve said all along, the only thing better than one topless model is more of them. And I really like being right.

         
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Photos: James Macari/SI

Lily Aldridge Needs To Wear Less Clothing!

December 20th, 2013

Lily Aldridge

I love Lily Aldridge as much as the next dude, but I’ve gotta say, I’m not super impressed by these pics of her at the airport. Not to get overly scientific or anything, but I’ve got a theory on Lily: I think her hotness directly correlates to how much clothing she’s wearing. Anyway, in case Lily in leather pants isn’t doing it for you, check out this video of her and the other Victoria’s Secret Angels wishing us all a happy holidays by dancing around in low-cut dresses.

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Hollywood Tuna’s Extra Catch Of The Day

December 11th, 2013

Today’s extra catch consists of Heather Graham, Rita Ora, Abbey Clancy, LeAnn Rimes, Ashley Kirk, Joyce Giraud, Danica Patrick, Lyndsey Highlander, Sara Evans, Carrie Keagan, Petra Nemcova, Carol Alt, Olivia Palermo, Olivia Palermo, Lily Aldridge, Daisy Lowe, Katy Perry, Francesca Hull, Fran Newman-Young, Alessandra Ambrosio.

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Lindsay Ellingson And Lily Aldridge In Leggings Is Great News

October 23rd, 2013

Lindsay Ellingson and Lily Aldridge

I know it may not seem like it for anybody hoping to see Lindsay Ellingson and Lily Aldridge here modeling actual lingerie instead of sports bras, but this is great news for all us guys. That’s because it means that Victoria’s Secret might actually be starting to listen to me when it comes to their product launches: for once, they got their models to show up in what they’re selling. So once you’re done enjoying the view of Lindsay and Lily in leggings, stay tuned and cross your fingers, because I can’t wait to see what they’ve got planned for the next launch.

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Karlie Kloss, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Lily Aldridge And Maryna Linchuk Is My Ultimate Fantasy

September 18th, 2013

Thanks to a paparazzi with a zoom lens, here’s a behind-the-scenes look at what I’m assuming is the next Victoria’s Secret commercial. Unless these girls normally hang out on balconies in lingerie and giant angel wings, and for the sake of my fantasies, I’m not ruling that one out just yet. Either way, enjoy these shots of Karlie Kloss, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Lily Aldridge, and Maryna Linchuk. But next time the paps want to sneak behind-the-scenes shots, I’d prefer if they did it in the dressing rooms.

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Lily Aldridge Is Perfection

September 5th, 2013

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There’s not much to say about Lily Aldridge at the 2013 Style Awards other than that she is absolutely perfect. How God created a specimen like this is beyond me, but my penis would like to thank him over and over. I know before going to bed tonight I’ll be forced to pray and ask him for forgiveness for all my sins (even though it’s because of his creations I do this to myself). Anyway, make sure to check out all her heavenly pics.

         
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Lily Aldridge Bikini Pictures

August 15th, 2013

Lily Aldridge

I’ve got even more Victoria’s Secret hotness for you guys today, this time with a set of Lily Aldridge bikini pictures. I know Lily isn’t most guys’ first choice when it comes to the company’s roster of super-hot supermodels, but that’s only because most guys are idiots. And also because I’m trying to lower Lily’s self-esteem enough so she’ll finally agree to go out with me. Did it work?

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Kate Upton And Lily Aldridge Are An Awesome Pair

July 31st, 2013

Kate Upton And Lily Aldridge

Now here’s a lesbian fantasy I’d never pictured before: Kate Upton and Lily Aldridge. I’m not sure what the two ridiculously hot supermodels were doing walking around New York City together, and I’m too lazy to try to find out. So instead, I’m just going to assume that the rumors I’m currently starting in my head are true, and Kate and Lily are the latest Tuna-approved celebrity couple. Congratulations ladies.

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The Hottest Supermodels At The 2013 CFDA Fashion Awards

June 4th, 2013

Once again, my invite must have gotten lost in the mail because I’m pretty sure that Adriana Lima, Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel, Karolina Kurkova, Ireland Baldwin, Alessandra Ambrosio, Jessica Stam, Lily Aldridge, Erin Wasson, Jessica Stam, Linda Evangelista, Linda Cardellini and Karlie Kloss were expecting me to attend the 2013 CFDA Fashion Awards. Sorry ladies, but the USPS just isn’t what it used to be.

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Adriana Lima, Lily Aldridge And Behati Prinsloo Are Professional Blow Kissers

May 15th, 2013

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I don’t know when blowing kisses became the go-to move for supermodels, they must teach it to them in Victoria’s Secret basic training, right after Lingerie 101, but here’s Adriana Lima, Lily Aldridge and Behati Prinsloo showing off their skills. If you ask me, Adriana seems to have the best technique of the three. No surprises there though, it’s clearly a difficult maneuver to master, and she’s had a few more years to practice.

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