She may not be the most famous model out there, but trust me, if you’re not already following Lindsey Pelas on Instagram, you should get on that ASAP. Go ahead, I’ll wait… Unfortunately, Instagram’s still run by a bunch of prudes, so there’s no chance of Lindsey #freeingthenipple over there any time soon, but she gets close enough to make you feel all warm and fuzzy in your pants region. Trust me.
I don’t really get how everyone loves Kate Upton for her giant funbags, but most people don’t even know who Lindsey Pelas here is. Well, except for my readers, because I’ve been promoting this busty blonde hottie for months now. Anyway, if you ask me, Lindsey is a total freak of nature. And just to be clear, I mean that as a compliment. She also makes Kate look flat-chested in comparison. So enjoy.
According to my sources, it’s Mardi Gras today. And normally, I wouldn’t really pay much attention to that, since I don’t live in New Orleans, but today, one of my favorite busty hotties/professional Instagram models Lindsey Pelas posted a bunch of Mardi Gras-themed sexy Instagram videos and if that’s not a reason for celebrating, I don’t know what is. Enjoy!
It’s been at least a couple months since I’ve done a new post on Lindsey Pelas, so I figure it’s about time we checked back in on the busty hot nobody and her giant funbags. And turns out, they’re just as giant as I remembered. Maybe even a little bigger. But I’d have to go back into the archives to double-check. Which could take all afternoon — fingers crossed.
I’ve been covering Lindsey Pelas and her gigantic funbags on this site for a while now, and I just realized something: I still don’t know what she does for work. As far as I can tell from
creeping “researching” her Snapchat, it appears that her only job in life is to take and post busty selfies online. Actually, I probably shouldn’t be complaining. Here’s hoping she never finds a real job! Fingers crossed.
I know I like to talk up Bella Thorne and her Snapchat skills on this site, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t plenty of other seriously talented professional Snapchat models out there. Like Lindsey Pelas. She’s so damn hot, I can only check the app in 30-45 second intervals. To keep both my phone and my pants region from overheating.
Remember how all those Samsung Galaxies started randomly catching on fire a while back? Well, I think I might have finally figured out why. See, I’m pretty sure it must have had something to do with Lindsey Pelas and her busty Snapchat selfies. Because they’re so hot, my whole pants region just jumped up a few hundred degrees. So enjoy these, but just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy. Yow!
I guess Lindsey Pelas was getting tired of me always calling Bella Thorne my #1 Snapchat hottie, because she’s been posting some seriously busty goodness on social media lately. And if that’s all it takes to get a steady dose of Lindsey’s funbags delivered to our phones on a daily basis… Then I guess I need to keep calling Bella my #1. (Here’s hoping this works.)
OK, so I get why I wasn’t invited to Sports Illustrated’s whole bikini model Fan Fest thing (it probably had something to do with my habit of taking my pants off in public, right?). But I don’t get why Lindsey Pelas wasn’t included either. I mean, I know being a professional Snapchat bikini model isn’t a real gig, but who cares? This busty blonde regularly posts some of the hottest bikini pictures I’ve ever seen. And that’s got to count for something. Besides a five-alarm pants fire, that is.
It’s my job to stay up to date on all the latest stories from the hot nobody beat, and as my regular readers know, I’ve been following this whole “Lindsey Pelas has massive funbags” story for a while now. But as great as her Instagram and Snapchat pics have been lately, I’m starting to think she might be cheating. See, I’ve been studying this very closely this morning, and she puts these weird pee yellow filters onto some of her pictures that hide any/all imperfections. And I don’t know if that’s technically cheating or not but… For some reason, I don’t mind at all. Carry on, Lindsey. And just keep the pictures coming. Please.
Don’t get me wrong, I love Snapchat as much as the next pervert, but only when people actually use it correctly. I don’t want to see hotties getting nose rings put in, or their lips done, like Lindsey Pelas here. I just want to see them showing off their cleavage. (Also, like Lindsey here.) So let this be a lesson to all you wannabe hot nobodies out there: if you want people to pay attention to you 24/7, skip the lip injections and just stick to the cleavage shots. It’s much easier, and way less painful.
Maybe I’ve just missed it, but I feel like we haven’t gotten nearly enough Snapchat hotness from Lindsey Pelas lately. So I decided to take matters into my own hands and do a little old-fashioned
Instagram creeping research in order to find some new pictures of one of my favorite busty blonde hot nobodies to share with you all today. You’re welcome.
I know Snapchat is huge these days and all the celebs and wannabe hot nobodies use it, but as far as I’m concerned, there’s only one hottie who can give Bella Thorne a run for her money as the #1 Snap-model. And that’s Lindsey Pelas here. I know this busty blonde is also a real professional lingerie model, but if you ask me, her Snapchat is still hands down her best work. See for yourself below.