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February 13th, 2018

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According to my sources, it’s Mardi Gras today. And normally, I wouldn’t really pay much attention to that, since I don’t live in New Orleans, but today, one of my favorite busty hotties/professional Instagram models Lindsey Pelas posted a bunch of Mardi Gras-themed sexy Instagram videos and if that’s not a reason for celebrating, I don’t know what is. Enjoy!

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Lindsey Pelas Will Blow Your Pants Off

February 9th, 2018

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It’s been at least a couple months since I’ve done a new post on Lindsey Pelas, so I figure it’s about time we checked back in on the busty hot nobody and her giant funbags. And turns out, they’re just as giant as I remembered. Maybe even a little bigger. But I’d have to go back into the archives to double-check. Which could take all afternoon — fingers crossed.

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Lindsey Pelas Loves To Take Selfies

September 25th, 2017

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I’ve been covering Lindsey Pelas and her gigantic funbags on this site for a while now, and I just realized something: I still don’t know what she does for work. As far as I can tell from creeping “researching” her Snapchat, it appears that her only job in life is to take and post busty selfies online. Actually, I probably shouldn’t be complaining. Here’s hoping she never finds a real job! Fingers crossed.

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Lindsey Pelas’s Huge Knockers Will Blow Your Pants Off

January 19th, 2017

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Remember how all those Samsung Galaxies started randomly catching on fire a while back? Well, I think I might have finally figured out why. See, I’m pretty sure it must have had something to do with Lindsey Pelas and her busty Snapchat selfies. Because they’re so hot, my whole pants region just jumped up a few hundred degrees. So enjoy these, but just make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy. Yow!

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Lindsey Pelas’s Topless Seflie Goodness

December 8th, 2016

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I guess Lindsey Pelas was getting tired of me always calling Bella Thorne my #1 Snapchat hottie, because she’s been posting some seriously busty goodness on social media lately. And if that’s all it takes to get a steady dose of Lindsey’s funbags delivered to our phones on a daily basis… Then I guess I need to keep calling Bella my #1. (Here’s hoping this works.)

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Lindsey Pelas’s Boobs Live On Snapchat

November 28th, 2016

OK, so I get why I wasn’t invited to Sports Illustrated’s whole bikini model Fan Fest thing (it probably had something to do with my habit of taking my pants off in public, right?). But I don’t get why Lindsey Pelas wasn’t included either. I mean, I know being a professional Snapchat bikini model isn’t a real gig, but who cares? This busty blonde regularly posts some of the hottest bikini pictures I’ve ever seen. And that’s got to count for something. Besides a five-alarm pants fire, that is.

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Lindsey Pelas And Her Huge Boobs Don’t Look Human

November 8th, 2016

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It’s my job to stay up to date on all the latest stories from the hot nobody beat, and as my regular readers know, I’ve been following this whole “Lindsey Pelas has massive funbags” story for a while now. But as great as her Instagram and Snapchat pics have been lately, I’m starting to think she might be cheating. See, I’ve been studying this very closely this morning, and she puts these weird pee yellow filters onto some of her pictures that hide any/all imperfections. And I don’t know if that’s technically cheating or not but… For some reason, I don’t mind at all. Carry on, Lindsey. And just keep the pictures coming. Please.

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Lindsey Pelas Is A Good Plastic Role Model

October 31st, 2016

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Don’t get me wrong, I love Snapchat as much as the next pervert, but only when people actually use it correctly. I don’t want to see hotties getting nose rings put in, or their lips done, like Lindsey Pelas here. I just want to see them showing off their cleavage. (Also, like Lindsey here.) So let this be a lesson to all you wannabe hot nobodies out there: if you want people to pay attention to you 24/7, skip the lip injections and just stick to the cleavage shots. It’s much easier, and way less painful.

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Lindsey Pelas’ And Her Massive Bazookas

September 22nd, 2016

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I know Snapchat is huge these days and all the celebs and wannabe hot nobodies use it, but as far as I’m concerned, there’s only one hottie who can give Bella Thorne a run for her money as the #1 Snap-model. And that’s Lindsey Pelas here. I know this busty blonde is also a real professional lingerie model, but if you ask me, her Snapchat is still hands down her best work. See for yourself below.

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Lindsey Pelas’ Topless Snap

August 5th, 2016

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In case you missed it, Lindsey Pelas has been absolutely crushing it with her Snapchat selfies these past few weeks. And now here she is modeling a new bikini and my personal favorite, the hand-bra. So if you hear reports of people’s pants and/or phones spontaneously combusting today, now you know why. Enjoy! And make sure to have a fire extinguisher handy, just in case.

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Lindsey Pelas Is Killing Snapchat With Her Booty And Boobs

July 28th, 2016

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Sorry Bella Thorne, but Lindsey Pelas is still my #1 favorite Snapchatter after this latest bikini selfie “photoshoot” she posted for her fans (plus this killer bonus booty shot). And if you ask me, these pictures are 20 times hotter than most of the professional bikini shoots I’ve seen lately. Probably because Lindsey knows all her best angles. Yow. Enjoy.

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Instagram Model Lindsey Pelas Is Hard At Work On Snapchat

July 19th, 2016

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After much thought and considerable consideration (aka spending 30-45 seconds with each one of these pictures), I’ve decided that Lindsey Pelas deserves some kind of recognition for all the hard work she’s been putting in on Snapchat lately. So I’m officially naming her my new #1 favorite Snapchat hottie. Sorry, Bella Thorne. But there’s just no competing with busty selfies this good. Although you’re definitely welcome/encouraged to try.

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