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Madison Beer For The Weekend

October 27th, 2017

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I’m going to leave you guys with this new Madison Beer shoot which I think was done pretty well. I still have no clue why she is at all relevant, other than having a massive Instagram account. The girl looks like Megan Fox, except Megan Fox came first so there really isn’t a need for Madison other than her finding her way into my bed. Have a good weekend.

         
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Madison Beer’s Naughtiness Needs Work

October 18th, 2017

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Madison Beer is becoming a big Instagram and Snapchat star and I don’t understand why. She is hot as hell, but she doesn’t use Bella Thorne’s naughty tricks and that is a shame. I would really be much more of a fan if she spent 90% of her day showing off her tits and a$$. Hopefully, she will figure it out soon because Bella has almost double the amount of followers and second place is first loser.

         
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Madison Beer Is The New Megan Fox

October 17th, 2017

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I have no clue how Madison Beer came about, but she looks like a younger Megan Fox. That being said, she probably has a few more years left before she is forgotten. I mean where is Megan Fox now? I wish I knew because I’d probably be sitting outside her front door everyday.

         
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Madison Beer Is Pretty In Schon Magazine

June 16th, 2017

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I’m afraid I’ve got some bad news for all you perverts out there. Looks like Madison Beer is putting her promising career as a professional hot nobody on hold to try to make a go of it as a real model. Because here’s her latest photoshoot for something called Schon Magazine, and all I see is a bunch of fake-artsy shots and way too many layers of clothing. There’s barely even any cleavage. Anyway, let’s hope Madison comes to her senses soon, because I’m sure she’d make an OK model, but if she sticks to the sexy selfie thing, I’m telling you, she has the potential to be one of the best of all-time.

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Madison Beer Is A Wonderland

June 15th, 2017

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I’m not too religious, so me and the Little Tuna don’t really have a problem with this giant Jesus sweatshirt that Madison Beer‘s rocking in her leggy photoshoot for Wonderland‘s Summer issue. But if you do, just think of it this way: if the Good Lord didn’t want you doing what you’re thinking of doing, He wouldn’t have created locks on bathroom doors. Or Madison’s perfect cleavage. But what do I know? I’m a professional T&A blogger; I’m going to Hell anyway.

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Madison Beer In A Bikini Top For Cosmo

May 30th, 2017

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I always knew Madison Beer was going to be a big star (the Little Tuna’s never wrong when it comes to these things), but even I’m a little surprised she’s blowing up this big this fast. Here she is with her very own busty covershoot for Cosmopolitan. And sure, it’s just the Turkey edition, not the US one, but with pictures this good, I predict we’re going to be seeing Madison everywhere pretty soon. Or at least, I sure hope so.

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Madison Beer Is Already A Professional Hottie

May 22nd, 2017

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Madison Beer‘s only been 18 for a couple months now, but she’s already a major hottie. And I guess we shouldn’t be too surprised considering all that time she spent practicing her selfie game as a teenage troublemaker. Still, I didn’t expect her to be this much of a pants fire this fast. At this rate, I’m going to burn through my entire sweatpants collection before the end of the year. And it’ll be totally worth it. Yow!

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Madison Beer Did Coachella

April 20th, 2017

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I know Madison Beer only turned 18 like a month ago (well, technically 46 days, but who’s counting?), but she’s already a total pro at this whole hot nobody thing, wearing see-through tops to Coachella and showing off that sexy stomach of hers. And I’ve got to say, I’m impressed. If she can keep this up, she’s a lock for Tuna Rookie of the Year. And I’m going to need to buy another pack of Costco sweatpants. Yow.

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Madison Beer Does Vogue Germany

April 7th, 2017

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According to my sources, these shots of Madison Beer wearing nothing but a bathrobe were taken for Vogue Germany, and not as part of some kind of special surprise present for her favorite blogger. But I guess it doesn’t really matter. Because either way, I plan on celebrating by locking myself in this Starbucks bathroom for 30-45 seconds. Enjoy!

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Madison Beer Nude Magazine

April 5th, 2017

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Maybe you guys can help explain this to me, because I must’ve looked at these pictures 15 times now and I still can’t figure it. Here’s what I’ve got so far: former teenage troublemaker Madison Beer did a cover shoot for something called Nude Magazine, only as far as I can tell, she didn’t get naked in a single picture. I’m no lawyer, but I’m pretty sure that’s false advertising.

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Madison Beer Tongue Play

March 31st, 2017

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Good news, my fellow perverts loyal readers: turns out Madison Beer turned 18 a few weeks back, which means she’s not big trouble anymore. And more importantly, that you can start following her on Snapchat without worrying about the cops showing up. And trust me, with updates like this, you’re not going to want to miss another day. Enjoy.

         
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Madison Beer Is Trouble In A Swimsuit

January 4th, 2017

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I know you guys probably have a tough time keeping track of all the up-and-coming hotties out there, so consider this your weekly reminder that Madison Beer here is still big trouble for another few months (two to be exact, but who’s counting?). Anyway, I don’t know where her parents are, or how these paps aren’t getting visited by Chris Hansen for creeping on a 17-year-old at the beach, but I recommend we all just move it along. Nothing to see here (until March).

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Madison Beer Is 17 And Has Bad Parents

December 30th, 2016

I know I’m probably the least-qualified person alive to be giving anyone parenting advice, but I was looking at these pictures of Madison Beer at the beach, and I honestly don’t understand who lets their 17-year-old daughter wear a bikini like this. (That’s right perverts, Madison’s still 17 for another few months.) Or who lets their daughter do a fake “candid” beach photoshoot with the paps before she turns 18. Won’t somebody think of the children my readers? I don’t want any of you perverts getting in trouble here.

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Madison Beer Is Trouble!

October 24th, 2016

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Here’s your monthly reminder that Madison Beer is still big trouble. So don’t get fooled by this photoshoot the wannabe singer/actress/jail-bait did for Factice, and just move it along. You’ve still got another 132 days to go. But, uh, who’s counting, right? Moving on!

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