I have no clue when this video of Nina Agdal dancing in bikini was taken, but I am sure glad it exists. If only it was 15 minutes longer, I could have used it for my daily “rub down” ritual.
The good news: Sports Illustrated keeps throwing hottie-filled parties for the launch of their 2016 Swimsuit Issue; this time, it was a BBQ at some hotel in Miami. And Erin Heatherton, Gigi Hadid, Lily Aldridge, Hailey Clauson, Chrissy Teigen, Hannah Ferguson, Tanya Mityushina, Kate Bock, Emily DiDonato, Kelly Rohrbach, Chanel Iman, Sofia Resing, Hannah Davis, Nina Agdal, Samantha Hoopes, Bo Krsmanovic, and Barbara Palvin all showed up. Except once again, nobody wore a bikini. Or body paint. Or even a one piece! I’m pretty sure they’re just screwing with me at this point. And I don’t appreciate it.
I don’t know about you guys, but when I hear that a whole bunch of SI models hit Miami Beach to celebrate the release of the 2016 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, I wasn’t exactly expecting to see them all wearing clothes… But here’s Barbara Palvin, Chanel Iman, Chrissy Teigen, Gigi Hadid, Hailey Clauson, Hannah Ferguson, Nina Agdal, and Robyn Lawley, and not a single one of them is in a swimsuit. I mean, the no bikinis on the red carpet thing I get, but come on, they’re at a beach!! This is just cruel.
Sports Illustrated threw a big party to celebrate their 2016 Swimsuit Issue last night, and invited a whole bunch of serious hotties. Including Bo Krsmanovic, Kelly Rohrbach, Irina Shayk, Hannah Davis, Samantha Hoopes, Chanel Iman, Hannah Ferguson, Barbara Palvin, Lily Aldridge, Hailey Clauson, Erin Heatherton, Nina Agdal, Kate Bock, Tanya Mityushina, Megan Williams, Kyra Santoro, Emily DiDonato, and Daniela Lopez Osorio. The only problem? You know, besides the fact that they didn’t also invite me and the Little Tuna? That they didn’t make it a pool party instead. Now that really would’ve taken this night to the next level…
In case you missed it, today’s one of my favorite holidays of the year. No, I’m not talking about President’s Day. Today’s the day Sports Illustrated officially releases the pictures from their 2016 Swimsuit Issue. And here’s a few of my favorites from hotties Hannah Ferguson, Barbara Palvin, Chanel Iman, Nina Agdal, Kate Bock, Samantha Hoopes, Gigi Hadid, Tanya Mityushina, Erin Heatherton, Rose Bertram, Kelly Rohrbach, Irina Shayk, Bo Krsmanovic, Lily Aldridge, Emily DiDonato. If you ask me, Hannah should’ve gotten the cover just based on that killer split. Yow! Now that’s something actually worth celebrating. Sorry, George Washington.
Here’s my former #1 favorite model Nina Agdal hard at work on the streets of New York posing for the paps, and then for a selfie with some lucky bastard. And I just hope she’s getting paid for this, because otherwise, it’s a little sad to see a former A-list supermodel like Nina go from booking bikini and lingerie shoots to photoshoots with the paps. I’m pretty sure they call that a Kardashian in the industry. Or is it a Hadid? Either way, it’s cause for concern.
I know that the last time I did a post on Nina Agdal, I said that seeing my former #1 favorite hottie in a bikini just isn’t the same as it used to be. Not with all the new Insta-hotties out there competing for our attention. But here’s Nina in a new shoot for something called My Magazine Vol. 5 (whatever that is), and if you ask me, she’s still got it. And yes, by “it,” I mean the ability to turn my pants region into a raging inferno.
I know that I don’t do nearly as many posts on Nina Agdal anymore as I used to. Once upon a time, her bikini and/or lingerie pictures were a weekly feature on this site. But hey, it’s not my fault that Nina’s cuteness started wearing off and other hot busty nobodies and wannabe lingerie models took her place. That’s just the way this business works. But here’s a new set of sexy bikini pictures from my former #1 favorite hottie for old time’s sake, and I don’t know about you, but it’s definitely bringing back great memories for me and the Little Tuna. Enjoy.
I’m 99% sure that Nina Agdal meant to send this shot of her modeling her birthday suit to her favorite blogger’s inbox instead of accidentally posting it on Instagram for everyone to see, but since she clearly messed up, I figured I’d better share it with the rest of you perverts. So enjoy. And hopefully next time Nina frees the nipple too. Fingers crossed!
Last time I did a post on Nina Agdal, I warned you guys that her days as a supermodel are probably numbered. She’s just not as cute anymore as she used to be. That said, this latest set of lingerie pictures ought to earn her a little more time, and if she keeps it up, she could drag this thing out for months. Because if there’s anything that distracts us bloggers from your face, it’s constantly showing up in lingerie. It’s a trick hot nobodies have been using for years, and it never fails.
I think Nina Agdal‘s days as a supermodel are over. As you can see, her cuteness has worn off and those leggings aren’t fitting like they should be. The good news is that she’s 23 and can now retire comfortably with all the money she’s made and perhaps find herself a billionaire boyfriend who likes to brag to all his friends that he’s dating a former SI swimsuit model .
After her recent string of crazy-hot photoshoots, here’s my #1 favorite model Nina Agdal looking just as good out in the real world, hitting the streets in a pair of sexy leggings. I just wish these paps had been able to get a shot from behind, now that I know that perfect booty of Nina’s is hot enough to burn through not just my pants, but hers too. Ow.
Turns out I’m not the only one out there who subscribes to the philosophy that the only thing better than one hottie is multiple hotties. Because according to my sources, Elle Winter, Olivia Culpo, Nina Agdal, Nina Dobrev, and Emily Didonato all also showed up to the People StyleWatch x Revolve Fall Fashion Party. I guess my invitation must’ve gotten lost in the mail?
Good news, fellow perverts: it’s time for another daily dose of Nina Agdal hotness. This time, it’s a boxing-themed photoshoot that my #1 favorite hottie shot for Young & Reckless, and I recommend making sure you’ve got some ice on hand. Because I don’t know about you, but I have a feeling me and the Little Tuna are going to be feeling pretty sore after this. Yow.