I’m pretty sure there’s no better combination of words in the English language than “Nina Agdal wardrobe malfunction,” and I’m just happy my #1 favorite hottie decided to share this glorious gym moment with all of us via Instagram. I have to say though, I’m not entirely surprised that Nina’s picture-perfect booty managed to rip her leggings, considering it’s definitely been responsible for burning a hole in a bunch of my sweatpants in the past. Enjoy.
Now that my one-sided love affair with Nina Agdal is officially back on track, it’s time to get back to properly appreciating the instant pants fire. So here’s my still-#1 favorite hottie’s latest bikini shoot for Beach Bunny, and it’s just like the good old days, where I drool over pictures of Nina and she remains completely unaware of my existence. And here’s hoping some things never change. Well, except maybe that last part.
Now this is more like it: Nina Agdal showed up to amfAR’s Cinema Against Aids Gala at Cannes looking hot enough to melt steel. Or at the very least my pants region. So I take back when I said that maybe she’d peaked. Because after this, Nina’s clearly still got a bright future ahead of her. After all, we haven’t even gotten married and divorced yet.
I can’t tell you what Nina Agdal is doing at Cannes (besides potentially catching something from Paris Hilton), but I can tell you that these red carpet pictures aren’t nearly as hot as her last photoshoot. But I guess once you’ve seen Nina go au natural, nothing less will do. Call me spoiled if you want, but I just have high standards. …Stop laughing, that wasn’t supposed to be a joke.
I guess Nina Agdal must’ve heard that I’ve been a little unimpressed with her photoshoots lately, because her latest one has my former #1 favorite hottie modelling one of my all-time favorite outfits: a pair of those black censored bars. Anyway, I’m not entirely sure what these pictures are selling, but if I had to guess, I’d say maybe Kleenex or sweatpants. Because I’m going to have to make a Costco run to pick up more of both after this.
For some reason, Nina Agdal still hasn’t taken me up on my generous offer to become her new manager/boyfriend yet, but I’m glad to see that after a few lame photoshoots, she’s finally getting back to the kind of things that made her my #1 favorite hottie in the first place: looking seriously hot in a bikini. Of course, I still think Nina could benefit from my years of experience, but as long as she keeps this up, I can’t really complain. Enjoy.
Last time we got new pictures of Nina Agdal, I came to a sad conclusion: that it was possible she’s already peaked and it’s all downhill for Nina from now on. And unfortunately, these latest polaroids aren’t really doing anything to change my mind. That said, I still love her, so maybe it’s not too late to turn things around. And with the help of, say, a new blogger/manager/boyfriend, I think we could probably get Nina’s career back on track. It’s worth a shot, at least. Call me.
Last week, we had Hannah Davis on the cover, but now it’s time for the best of the rest. And I always love when the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue comes out, it’s almost like having another birthday. Only instead of getting “real” pants with zippers and lectures about “finally growing up,” I get bikini pictures from hotties like Nina Agdal, Kate Bock, Gigi Hadid, Lily Aldridge, Kelly Rohrbach, Hailey Clauson, Emily Ratajkowski. Which is way better if you ask me. So for more where this came from, check out SI.com. And enjoy, because days like this only come around once a year.
“Model Beach Volleyball Tournament” took place last weekend and unfortunately, I couldn’t afford a plane ticket to attend which I’m extremely disappointed because Nina Agdal was in attendance. Here she is looking amazing as usual. Hopefully, next year this website will finally take off and allow me to have enough funds to take part in the action. Fingers crossed.
Here’s my #1 favorite model Nina Agdal back with another bikini photoshoot that’s guaranteed to kick off a worldwide epidemic of pants fires. Only with all these assistants they have on these things, I’m surprised there wasn’t anybody around to brush the sand off Nina here. I mean, I would’ve been more than happy to volunteer. I wouldn’t have even asked for any money, I would’ve just done it for the experience.
Because there’s no better way to end the week than with new pictures from my #1 favorite hottie, here’s Nina Agdal‘s latest bikini shoot for Beach Bunny. And I don’t know how she does it, but I swear that every one of these photoshoots we get from Nina is somehow even hotter than the last one. I mean, at this rate, I’m going to burn holes in every single pair of sweatpants I own. All two of them.
Just when I thought Nina Agdal couldn’t possibly get any hotter, here’s my current favorite model taking her BMX out for a spin. And since I ride a BMX too, this is pretty much the hottest thing ever. So, now that I know Nina and I share a common interest, I’d love to go for a ride together. Oh, and I guess we could go for a bike ride after too, if I’m not too out of breath.
As the Internet’s resident Nina Agdal expert, I can tell you that we’ve seen hotter photoshoots than this from my #1 favorite hottie, but not by much. Because Nina’s looking so good in these latest pictures, I’m going to need the jaws of life to cut me out of my sweatpants after this. Yow.