I always get confused between Peyton List and Dove Cameron. However, I finally realized Dove is just a tad cuter. That is not to say Peyton is not a sweet piece of meat. So Peyton if by chance you read this, please take no offence at all and call me. I’ll make it up to you by inviting you over to my mom’s basement for a romantic macaroni and cheese dinner date. Bring the wine.
I don’t want to sound like a broken record here, but by now, you guys all know that I think Peyton List should be way more famous. Or at least more famous than Kylie Jenner and the rest of that family of wannabe nobodies. Anyway, here she is doing a photoshoot for something called Vulkan Magazine and even though I’ve never heard of it, I figure that’s a step in the right direction. The more photoshoots we get of this hottie, the better.
I know I’ve done a bunch of posts on her by not, but for some reason, I still can’t remember what Peyton List is famous for. Probably because I’ve fried my brain after all those years with my nose pressed up against my computer screen. Anyway, I guess it doesn’t really matter whether she’s a current/former Disney star, or a wannabe pop star, or a wannabe actress, or a wannabe model, or any of that. There’s only one thing that really matters: that she’s smoking hot.
I get a little confused by Peyton List and Dove Cameron. For the longest time I thought they were the same person. Turns out Dove is slightly cuter. That’s not to say Peyton isn’t cute, I mean check out these photos. Good thing she’s older than 18, cause it is hard to tell and I don’t want her to hashtag #metoohollywoodtuna. That’s the last thing I need right now.
As you guys probably figured out by now, I’ve got a pretty short attention span. Especially when it comes to hotties. Which is why I’m always trolling Instagram looking for my next crush. And it’s still early, but I think Peyton List here has a solid chance. I mean, she’s got all the things I’m looking for: a good body, a cute face, an Instagram full of bikini pictures… Sorry, what were we talking about? I got a little distracted. Anyway, enjoy.
I guess I’m not the only one who sees a bright future for Peyton List. Here’s the former Disney hottie on the cover of the September/October issue of some fashion mag called Mod. It’s just too bad they got her for a fall issue and not a summer one, so we could have a few bikini shots mixed in, but I’m not complaining. The more pictures of Peyton, the better. Keep ’em coming!
It feels like we’ve been waiting forever for Peyton List to finally take the next step in her career and go from “former Disney hottie” to “former Disney hottie who shows off her booty all over Snapchat.” You know, the patented Bella Thorne career path. Anyway, I’m happy to report that we’re one step closer after today. Keep it up!
I’m still waiting for Peyton List to take “the next step” and go from former Disney hottie to posting daily bikini booty shows on Snapchat and/or Instagram. AKA the Bella Thorne and Miley Cyrus career path. But this latest photoshoot of her at the pool is a great start. Now she just needs to do this 2-3 times a week, and she’ll be on her way to A-list hot nobody status in no time. Practice makes perfect.
According to people who know these kinds of things, my new favorite former Disney hottie Peyton List is in Singapore. At least judging from these latest Snapchats of her at the pool, anyway. Although I don’t really understand how you can look at these pictures of Peyton in a bikini and focus on anything else. I’m being told there’s a city skyline behind her, but personally, I haven’t been able to see it yet. Maybe it’s like one of those Magic Eye things?
I’m not going to lie, I got pretty excited when I first saw this photoshoot Peyton List did for Kode Magazine. “Peyton’s Private Affair” sounds like a great party. But turns out me and the Little Tuna got excited over nothing, because the only thing we actually got invited to was an artsy neon-and-leather photoshoot starring the ex-Disney hottie. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not bad. But I was hoping for something a little more exciting.
Judging from this photoshoot, I guess Peyton List is branching out from her Disney career to get into the modeling business. I don’t know what magazine this is for and I’m way too lazy to look it up, but I do know that if Peyton really wants to make it big in this business, forget boring photoshoots. She needs to start dating a C-list blogger. All the big-name hotties do it. OK, not really. But they should!