I could’ve sworn that Rachel Cook worked for Victoria’s Secret or something, but I’m pretty sure she’s just another professional Insta-hottie. And it’s insane to me that no company’s hired her to model for them yet. Because I may not know much, but I do know this: this chick was born to wear a bikini and/or lingerie. Just see below for proof.
I keep forgetting that Rachel Cook is just a professional Instagram model with a huge following, and not a Victoria’s Secret hottie. Which is just crazy to me. I don’t get how the Jenners and Hadid sisters can get hired for those gigs, and a total smokeshow like Rachel can’t. It’s everything that’s wrong with the modeling business these days.
Here is another Instagram chick who got into the social media fame early on. Rachel Cook may not be as big as Alexis Ren, but she pretty much has the same skinny body and fake little boobies. I think she will have a great career marrying a rich dude, divorcing him for half his money and then probably remarrying a normal dude who will live off her ex-husbands alimony payments. I hope I can be that guy one day!
Rachel Cook is some cute Instagram star with over a million followers who likes to pose naked and show off her little funbags. You guys probably wonder how all these chicks get a huge following and it’a easy. They learned how to game Instagram early on, just like I learned how to game celebrity blogging back in the day. Eventually, it will die out and she will be back to waiting tables or married to some rich dude. But until then enjoy the titties.
Rachel Cook is some Instagram model with a large following. She pretty much has photographers take pictures of her. Not sure what her revenue stream is other than being hot, finding a rich boyfriend and the occasional coffee scrub campaign. Whatever it is, I can’t afford it sadly. My love is just not worth anything.
I’m still waiting for Victoria’s Secret to hire Rachel Cook here. (I mean, she’s already got the boobs, so I don’t know what else they’re waiting for.) And until then, I’m just going to keep posting more sexy lingerie photoshoots from the busty brunette and bugging her to date me. What if that’s been the missing element all this time? I mean, sure, having a C-list blogger boyfriend probably isn’t a major selling point. But it can’t hurt, right? I’m willing to give it a shot if she is. Call me!
I don’t know why Victoria’s Secret hasn’t hired Rachel Cook here yet, or what’s taking them so damn long, but I’m going to keep doing posts on this Insta-babe until those guys come to their senses. I mean, seriously, what do the Hadid sisters or the Jenners have that Rachel doesn’t? You know, besides rich parents who’ll buy them modeling careers. Because I’ve been doing this gig for a long time now, and in my professional opinion, Rachel’s bikini body is better than all four of those wannabes combined. But don’t just take my word for it. The bikini pictures speak for themselves.
Some of you may look at this latest topless photoshoot from Insta-babe Rachel Cook and see just another five-alarm pants fire, but not me. I look at and I see a chance to do some real scientific research here. See, I’ve been studying this very closely lately, and I swear that all the skinny Instagram models out there are getting the same boobs! I don’t know if they’re getting some kind of group discount or what, but I’m going to get to the bottom of it, even if it takes me all afternoon with my nose pressed up against my computer screen. Wish me luck.
I know I’ve done a couple posts letting you guys know you should all know who Rachel Cook is by now, but I don’t know how this serious hottie hasn’t become a Victoria’s Secret Angel yet. I mean, she’s got all the necessary qualifications: she’s a knockout in lingerie and has those same great fake, Victoria’s Secret-style funbags as the rest of them. Anyway, I may not understand the point of this new topless lingerie bathtub shoot of hers — unless it’s to give me a total pants meltdown, in which case, mission accomplished — but if this doesn’t earn Rachel some serious attention, I don’t know what will. Enjoy.
I’m always trying to stay up-to-date on all the latest hotties out there, so trust me when I say that Rachel Cook here is definitely one worth keeping an eye on. She’s not a household name just yet, but expect that to change if this Instagram hottie keeps doing professional photoshoots this good. And if you’re not following her yet, what are you waiting for? Get on that now, and thank me later.
There’s so many models out there these days, I know it’s hard to keep track of them all — even I have trouble remembering which hottie’s which, and it’s basically my only job (besides cracking lame dick jokes). But if you don’t know Rachel Cook here, you’re going to want to fix that ASAP. Now, I can’t seem to remember where I know Rachel from, but I’m pretty sure that’s just because this photoshoot is so hot, it’s making me forget a whole bunch of things. Including where I was going with this post, and what I did with my pants… Oh well. Enjoy!