It has been a while since we have done a post on Rosie Jones, but here she is in the latest Zoo magazine Christmas issue spreading the holiday cheer in some sexy lingerie. Now I know what I want for next Christmas!
It feels like it’s been way too long since we’ve gotten any new shoots from one of the British men’s mags, but we’re in luck today, because here’s a killer photoshoot from Rosie Jones for the latest issue of Zoo. Now I know the cover says it’s “her greatest shoot ever,” but that’s a pretty serious claim, considering some of the ones we’ve seen in the past from this busty Brit. So I think I’d better head into the archives to fact-check this. You know, for accuracy or whatever.
Now this is how you sell lingerie. Forget fancy locations, crazy themes or expensive props. All you really need is a busty model and a trampoline. So whoever thought up this latest Rosie Jones photoshoot deserves a major raise. In fact, the only thing that could make these pictures any better is if they came with slow-motion video. Enjoy.
Whoever says less is more is an idiot. Because when it comes to busty British models, obviously more is more. So here’s Rosie Jones, Sabine Jemeljanova, Melissa Debling and Joey Fisher all doing some kind of sexy office-themed photoshoot. And I’m glad they did, because now I see what my office has been missing: a lingerie hottie division. Judging from these pictures, it wouldn’t do much for my productivity, but it’d be amazing for office morale for me and the Little Tuna. I wonder how soon they could start.
Now that it’s December, every busty hottie out there is officially obligated to put out their own busty 2014 calendar. And it’s my job to make sure that you get to enjoy all those pictures without actually having to buy them or hang them on your wall. I feel a little bad about that, especially when the calendar pictures are as hot as Rosie Jones‘ here. But what kind of weirdo could be fine with just looking at the same busty picture all month long? I’m barely satisfied with these 12 of Rosie right now. I mean, couldn’t she have made up 10 or 20 more months to add to this thing?
I’m not exactly sure why Rosie Jones did this stars and stripes-themed photoshoot for Nuts, considering July 4th was over 4 months ago, but hey, I’m not complaining. Who would’ve known that a busty British hottie could make me feel this patriotic? You can feel patriotism in your pants region, right? I never paid much attention in civics class in high school.
Apparently it’s Nuts‘ 500th Issue this month, so they got seven of my all-time favorite busty British hotties together for one giant lingerie shoot: Lucy Pinder, Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, India Reynolds, Lucy Collett, Joey Fisher and Stacey Poole. It’s so much hotness all at once that you might want to consider taking the afternoon off to properly celebrate. Enjoy.
The only thing better than one busty British hottie in lingerie is four of them put together, and luckily for us, the latest issue of Nuts has got that covered. Because here’s Holly Peers, Lacey Banghard, Rosie Jones and India Reynolds as part of the magazine’s “Sexy Brunettes” special issue. I’m having a hard time picking a favorite, but fortunately there’s an easy way to figure this out: first one to agree to let me motorboat them wins.
Here’s one of my favorite busty Brits in one of my favorite hottie outfits: Rosie Jones in Daisy Dukes. If you ask me, it’s a perfect combination, just like peanut butter and jelly, bacon and eggs, or Rosie and my bed. Some things just go well together. OK, so I’m not actually sure about that last one, but I’ve always wanted to test it out. How about it, Rosie?
My favorite British magazine Nuts just released their “Lingerie Issue,” with hottie Rosie Jones front and center. I’m finding it a little confusing though, because judging from the photoshoots we’re always getting, I thought every issue of Nuts was a lingerie issue. And if they’re not, they should be. Anyway, now that I’ve shared my editorial genius, enjoy Rosie and friends.
Because the only thing better than one busty British hottie in a bikini is
two three four of them at once, here’s Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, Lacey Banghard and Nicole Neal all playing in the ocean together. And since these girls are pros, we don’t even need to wait for a big wave to knock their bikini tops off. Enjoy.
Here’s two of my favorite busty British hotties Rosie Jones and India Reynolds in one hell of an awesome tennis-themed photoshoot for Nuts. Then again, pretty much any photoshoot is awesome when you have Rosie and India spraying water on each other and getting topless. Still, to stick with the theme, I’d definitely like to play doubles with these two. And by doubles, I’m obviously referring to sexy times, get it?