Because the only thing better than one hottie in a bikini is a whole bunch of them, here’s one of my favorite up-and-coming Victoria’s Secret models Sara Sampaio hard at work taking it easy with a bunch of her hot friends on a yacht. And I know this probably doesn’t look like “work” to you guys, but… Actually, nevermind, you’re right. Whatever. It’s still super hot, so enjoy.
One of these days, Victoria’s Secret is going to finally have to pass the torch (or I guess the million-dollar bra) from Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio to a new generation of hotties, and whenever that day comes, I vote for Sara Sampaio to become the new
face booty of the company. She’s perfect for it.
I know I’ve been doing a lot of posts on hot nobodies and wannabe models lately, so I figured it was probably time to remind you perverts what a real model looks like. So here’s the latest lingerie shoot from Sara Sampaio. No dumb photoshoot gimmicks, no Instagram selfies, just a hot Victoria’s Secret model in lingerie. There’s a reason you don’t mess with the classics. Enjoy.
What a waste of time! This video of Sara Sampaio, Hailey Baldwin And Alanna Arrington for Love Magazine is not sexy, funny or witty. It’s absolutely stupid. I don’t find skinny chicks acting like goofballs and lifting fake weights at all entertaining. I know Love Magazine is trying to reinvent cool, but they are going to have to do much better than this. Once again, just stick with a$$ up, face down! Works every time.
I’ve never been much of a car guy. It’s just not really my thing. But after seeing this photoshoot of Sara Sampaio getting frisky with a Ferrari, I think I’m finally starting to get the appeal… An expensive sports car makes a great prop for a smoking hot Victoria’s Secret model to roll around naked on. Huh. Maybe I am a car guy after all.
Stella Maxwell, Josephine Skriver, Sara Sampaio, Elsa Hosk, Lily Donaldson, Jasmine Tookes & Martha Hunt Assume Positions
I’ve never heard of 10 Magazine before, but they just became my new #1 favorite fashion mag after this. Because somehow they managed to get a ton of hot models together in lingerie for a photoshoot for their Spring/Summer issue: Stella Maxwell, Josephine Skriver, Sara Sampaio, Elsa Hosk, Lily Donaldson, Jasmine Tookes and Martha Hunt. And if there’s one thing I love more than one lingerie model, it’s a whole bunch of them. Enjoy!
I was all set to point out how one of these things was not like the other in this Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue teaser video from Gigi Hadid and Sara Sampaio. But I’m not gonna lie, then I got a little distracted by all the shots of the two dancing around in bikinis together. And really, who cares if Gigi’s only a pretend supermodel? I’d still kill to make a Tuna sandwich with both these hotties.
I’m not sure if Victoria’s Secret is trying to sell more panties or more Kleenex with this new booty-focused photoshoot from Sara Sampaio, but maybe they’ve just got stock in both and this is some kind of vertical integration partnership. I just hope they also remembered to invest in fire extinguishers, because I have a feeling a lot of you are going to need a new one of those too after this. Yow!
I’ve missed the last couple of these LOVE Advent videos, mostly because up until now, they’ve all just starred lame wannabe models. But I just opened these two, and surprise, they finally got real models in lingerie for once: Sara Sampaio and Doutzen Kroes. And better yet, the videos are actually kind of hot. It’s a Christmas miracle!
Here’s a real treat: a brand-new lingerie shoot from Victoria’s Secret stunner Sara Sampaio. And I don’t know about you guys, but these pictures have already got me drooling all over my keyboard and dreaming about how much I’d love to take a little nibble. And no, I’m not talking about those fancy desserts Sara’s carrying. Yum.
I’ve always said that there’s no better way to end another long work week than with pictures of smoking hot supermodels wearing as little clothing as possible. So here’s Sara Sampaio, Stella Maxwell and Alessandra Ambrosio getting naked for a few “artsy” black-and-white shots for Mariano Vivanco. Supposedly, it’s part of some new photography book he’s releasing called “Portraits Nudes Flowers.” And I’ve never been a big reader, but I might have to make an exception for this one.