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Selena Gomez Is A Real Hottie

July 10th, 2018

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Justin Bieber is an idiot. He ditched this cutie for a no talent girl who looks like her semi-famous dad. Anyway, here is Selena Gomez who has real social influence promoting PUMA and looking hot while doing so. There is no comparison.

         
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Selena Gomez Bikini Cleavage

July 9th, 2018

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In case you guys didn’t know, Justin Bieber got engaged with Instagram model Hailey Baldwin. And all the celebrity sites are concerned about how this would affect Selena Gomez. I can tell you that she is fine and enjoying some sun on her tits. I’m sure she is over it. Besides, Justin sings like a girl. She needs to be with a real man. Call me.

         
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Selena Gomez Is Doing The Cute

May 11th, 2018

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I usually like my Selena Gomez with a little less clothing and much more boobage, but these pics and GIFs will do. Selena is a cutie and anytime we can get a couple decent pics to post its worthwhile. However, she needs to step it up a little bit.


         
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Selena Gomez Is A Good Tease

May 7th, 2018

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There’s not much better in life than seeing Selena Gomez tease us by holding a towel covering her chesticles. Sure, having Selena Gomez completely nude would be better, but I have an amazing imagination and usually most girls that I walk by on the street I’m able to picture them completely naked. Yes, I’m that talented!

         
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Selena Gomez Makes Funny Faces

April 26th, 2018

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I know sometimes I make fun of Selena Gomez for pretending to be a professional model, but here she is making a bunch of different faces for the camera and I’ve gotta say they’re actually pretty good. …OK, not really, but at least Selena’s got more than one, and that’s a lot more than so-called “real” fashion models like Bella Hadid can say.



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Selena Gomez Does Puma Good

April 9th, 2018

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I’m 99% sure that these shots of Selena Gomez posing on the hood of a cab are from some new photoshoot she’s doing for Puma. That, or she’s trying to win over a few new fans from the foot fetish crowd. Or I guess maybe both? Anyway, luckily, if you’re not into that, there’s also a couple pictures of the rest of her too. So really, there’s a little something for everyone here. Enjoy.

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Selena Gomez’s Big Bouncy Boobs

April 3rd, 2018

I’m no conspiracy theorist or anything, but I’m pretty sure something happened to Selena Gomez‘s boobs. Because all of a sudden they’re huge! And I swear she was never this busty before. I wouldn’t even believe it if there wasn’t video evidence, but I’ve watched this GIF approximately a few thousand times and I still can’t figure it out. Also, I still can’t stand up yet. Give me a few more minutes to cool down.

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Selena Gomez Is Chesty Roller Girl

March 29th, 2018

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Whoa. Do you guys remember Selena Gomez looking this busty? Because I sure don’t, and I’m pretty sure it’s my job to keep track of these kinds of things. Or at least to report on them. Anyway, here she is going rollerskating with friends and Selena’s definitely looking chestier than ever. Maybe it’s just a trick of the light or the angle, but here’s hoping not. Be sure to stay tuned for more on this important breaking story.

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Selena Gomez Is A PUMA Tease

March 13th, 2018

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Selena Gomez is pimping out PUMA and she is doing an amazing job at it. Here are some GIFs that will entertain you for a few seconds and make you wanting more. If that’s true you need to get off the computer and get a life. I’m just speaking fro experience.




         
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Selena Gomez Does PUMA

March 2nd, 2018

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It is kinda funny how PUMA and Selena Gomez did a photoshoot of Selena taking selfies. Why even bother with a photoshoot at this point? These chicks on Instagram are master selfie takers and putting a budget towards photoshoots when the talent can do it themselves better is pretty pointless. Anyway, I’m just trying to save major corporations some money. Feel free to hire me as a consultant. On another note, nice natural pose on the first pic!

         
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Selena Gomez Is Tied Up

February 13th, 2018

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I don’t know if this is some kind of weird artsy new promo for Selena Gomez‘s new album, or maybe she’s doing a tie in with that new Fifty Shades of Grey movie. But either way, here’s Selena getting tied up in lingerie for… something, and I think it’s safe to say she’s definitely not a Disney kid anymore. Yow!

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Selena Gomez Does Harper’s Bazaar Real Good

February 8th, 2018

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I know it’s my job to cover these kinds of things, but I don’t think I’ll ever understand fashion magazines. Here’s Selena Gomez on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar‘s spring “Fashion Issue” and they got her posing with some dudes on dirt bikes because… fashion is “fearless.” But if they really wanted fearless, forget the bikes, they should’ve had Selena go “Full Frontal” instead of “Full Throttle.” Obviously.

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Selena Gomez Does Puma Good

January 22nd, 2018

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I’ve never really understood why Puma decided to make Selena Gomez their official spokesmodel. Don’t get me wrong, I’ll take any excuse we can get to see more of Selena in leggings and sports bras. But it’s supposed to be workout gear, right? And I’m pretty sure the only ones working up a sweat right now are me and the Little Tuna.

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