I’ve been covering the modeling business for years now thanks to this site, but I know not everybody has got the same level of experience as I do. So you might look at these pictures of Kara Del Toro, Ireland Baldwin, Solveig Mork Hansen, and Simone Holtznagel modeling white shirts and Daisy Dukes and not seeing anything wrong. But just look a little closer and you’ll notice one of these hotties is not like the others. See, three of them are actually professional models, and one is only a “model” because her rich parents are famous. It’s like one of those “Spot the difference” games, only with hot topless chicks.
I’ve been talking up Solveig Mork Hansen on this site for a while now, but maybe you don’t remember the name. I’ll admit, it’s a tough one, and if you ask me, the Dutch hottie would be a lot more memorable as Solveig Mork Tuna, but for some reason, she hasn’t taken me up on any of my Twitter marriage proposals yet. Anyway, forget names and just take a look at her latest photoshoot and I guarantee these pictures will be burned into your memory. Enjoy.
I’m still waiting for Solveig Mork Hansen to realize that she has a much better chance of becoming a household name in this business if she starts going by something simpler, like, say, Solveig Mork Tuna instead. But that said, if the former Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Rookie keeps delivering bikini photoshoots like this one, it’s not going to matter what name she uses, she’ll be a huge star either way. So keep an eye on this Dutch hottie, because I’m predicting big things for her. And for once, I’m not talking about my pants region.
If the name Solveig Mork Hansen doesn’t look familiar to you, don’t worry. Because the first time I saw it, I wasn’t really sure it was even a name. According to my research though, it’s Dutch, and belongs to the smoking hot bikini model you’re currently drooling over. So go ahead and get more familiar with the sexy Sports Illustrated Rookie, although if she wants to make it in this business, she might have to change that name… Personally, I think Solveig Mork Tuna has a much better ring to it, don’t you?
So Sports Illustrated held their annual celebration for the 2015 Swimsuit Issue in New York the other night. And instead of being upset that they forgot to invite me to the party (again), I’m going to look on the bright side: they did invite a whole bunch of hotties like Hannah Davis, Rose Bertram, Hailey Clauson, Solveig Mork Hansen, Ashley Smith, Kelly Rohrbach, Emily Ratajkowski, Sara Sampaio, Hannah Ferguson, Samantha Hoopes, Chrissy Teigen, Erin Heatherton, Lily Aldridge, Gigi Hadid, Irina Shayk, Genevieve Morton, and Ashley Graham. And you know, just looking at these pictures is starting to make me feel better already.