It feels like I’ve been talking for years now about how Victoria’s Secret needs to start promoting new hotties to take over for when Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima get too old and have to retire. I know, at this rate, that’s not happening any time soon, but when it does, I nominate Stella Maxwell to take their place. She’s got everything a good A-list supermodel should have: a perfect body and… yeah, nevermind, that’s really pretty much it.
I try to stay away from celebrity gossip and stick to what’s really important (AKA lingerie pictures), but after this latest pants-meltingly hot Stella Maxwell Victoria’s Secret shoot, I couldn’t help it. I had to double-check and see if her and Kristen Stewart were still dating or if I had a shot. Stop laughing. It could happen. Anyway, turns out they’re still together, and I just don’t get it. I mean, what’s Kristen got that I don’t? You know, besides fame and money and a real job? At least I know how to smile properly.
I’m pretty sure Stella Maxwell and Kristen Stewart are still dating, but I can’t double-check because I’ve already got two strikes against me in this Starbucks for violating their “no pants, no service” policy. Although after this latest round of Insta-hotness from the Victoria’s Secret hottie, I might not be able to help it… This is a definite grade-A pants fire. Yow!
I guess Stella Maxwell must still be dating Kristen Stewart, because I’ve noticed that her photoshoots have started to become a lot less “Victoria’s Secret model hot” and a lot more “art student model hot.” But hey, as long as she keeps posing totally naked like this, I can’t really complain. So enjoy this shoot Stella did for Vogue Brazil and let’s hope this whole “wearing clothing” thing is just a phase.
Last time I posted lingerie pictures from Stella Maxwell, I had to check and make sure she hadn’t dated anyone famous yet. I figure that meant I might actually still have a chance with the Victoria’s Secret hottie. (Stop laughing.) Anyway, it’s been a few months and this latest set of pictures is even hotter, so I figured I’d double-check again, and according to my sources, Stella’s apparently dating Kristen Stewart? I’m not sure whether to be turned on or jealous. But all I know is, if a body this good doesn’t make Kristen smile, nothing will.
Stella Maxwell, Josephine Skriver, Sara Sampaio, Elsa Hosk, Lily Donaldson, Jasmine Tookes & Martha Hunt Assume Positions
I’ve never heard of 10 Magazine before, but they just became my new #1 favorite fashion mag after this. Because somehow they managed to get a ton of hot models together in lingerie for a photoshoot for their Spring/Summer issue: Stella Maxwell, Josephine Skriver, Sara Sampaio, Elsa Hosk, Lily Donaldson, Jasmine Tookes and Martha Hunt. And if there’s one thing I love more than one lingerie model, it’s a whole bunch of them. Enjoy!
In case you guys haven’t noticed, I’m a big fan of Stella Maxwell here. And yes, I know I say that about just about every Victoria’s Secret model who gives us regular monthly doses of lingerie pictures, but there’s just something extra special about Stella. Like the fact that she’s not quite as famous as her fellow VS supermodels. I don’t even think she’s dated DiCaprio yet. So I might actually have a chance… Stop laughing. That wasn’t supposed to be a punchline.
OK, so I know this isn’t quite as good as those “classy” naked photos we got from Stella Maxwell last time, but luckily, it’s the next best thing: a great new lingerie shoot featuring the Victoria’s Secret super-hottie. Plus, this way, if you get caught looking at these at work, you can just lie and say you’re looking for gift ideas for your wife or girlfriend. And your pants “fell down” because your belt broke. I’m telling you, it’s airtight. You’ll be fine.
I’ve done a lot of posts on Stella Maxwell ever since the hottie first got signed by Victoria’s Secret, and even though me and my readers have known all about Stella’s killer booty for years, it looks like the company’s finally figured it out too. Because here’s her latest lingerie shoot, made up of mostly booty shots. And I have a feeling you’ll agree that this is definitely Stella’s best angle. Enjoy.
I may not love these LOVE Advent videos, but let’s be real here, I’m a professional T&A blogger, and hotties stripping down for sexy videos always counts as big news. So here’s what you guys might have missed from the past few days of this annual series: Alessandra Ambrosio stripping down, Chrissy Teigen chowing down, and Stella Maxwell just plain looking hot. Enjoy.
Because the only thing better than one topless supermodel is three of them, here’s Stella Maxwell, Irina Shayk and Joan Smalls making one seriously sexy hottie sandwich for Replay Jeans’ new ad campaign. And I don’t know if this is actually going to help sell more denim or not, but I definitely need to go buy myself a new pair of sweatpants after this. Yow!