Last time I posted lingerie pictures from Stella Maxwell, I had to check and make sure she hadn’t dated anyone famous yet. I figure that meant I might actually still have a chance with the Victoria’s Secret hottie. (Stop laughing.) Anyway, it’s been a few months and this latest set of pictures is even hotter, so I figured I’d double-check again, and according to my sources, Stella’s apparently dating Kristen Stewart? I’m not sure whether to be turned on or jealous. But all I know is, if a body this good doesn’t make Kristen smile, nothing will.
Stella Maxwell, Josephine Skriver, Sara Sampaio, Elsa Hosk, Lily Donaldson, Jasmine Tookes & Martha Hunt Assume Positions
I’ve never heard of 10 Magazine before, but they just became my new #1 favorite fashion mag after this. Because somehow they managed to get a ton of hot models together in lingerie for a photoshoot for their Spring/Summer issue: Stella Maxwell, Josephine Skriver, Sara Sampaio, Elsa Hosk, Lily Donaldson, Jasmine Tookes and Martha Hunt. And if there’s one thing I love more than one lingerie model, it’s a whole bunch of them. Enjoy!
In case you guys haven’t noticed, I’m a big fan of Stella Maxwell here. And yes, I know I say that about just about every Victoria’s Secret model who gives us regular monthly doses of lingerie pictures, but there’s just something extra special about Stella. Like the fact that she’s not quite as famous as her fellow VS supermodels. I don’t even think she’s dated DiCaprio yet. So I might actually have a chance… Stop laughing. That wasn’t supposed to be a punchline.
OK, so I know this isn’t quite as good as those “classy” naked photos we got from Stella Maxwell last time, but luckily, it’s the next best thing: a great new lingerie shoot featuring the Victoria’s Secret super-hottie. Plus, this way, if you get caught looking at these at work, you can just lie and say you’re looking for gift ideas for your wife or girlfriend. And your pants “fell down” because your belt broke. I’m telling you, it’s airtight. You’ll be fine.
I’ve done a lot of posts on Stella Maxwell ever since the hottie first got signed by Victoria’s Secret, and even though me and my readers have known all about Stella’s killer booty for years, it looks like the company’s finally figured it out too. Because here’s her latest lingerie shoot, made up of mostly booty shots. And I have a feeling you’ll agree that this is definitely Stella’s best angle. Enjoy.
I may not love these LOVE Advent videos, but let’s be real here, I’m a professional T&A blogger, and hotties stripping down for sexy videos always counts as big news. So here’s what you guys might have missed from the past few days of this annual series: Alessandra Ambrosio stripping down, Chrissy Teigen chowing down, and Stella Maxwell just plain looking hot. Enjoy.
Because the only thing better than one topless supermodel is three of them, here’s Stella Maxwell, Irina Shayk and Joan Smalls making one seriously sexy hottie sandwich for Replay Jeans’ new ad campaign. And I don’t know if this is actually going to help sell more denim or not, but I definitely need to go buy myself a new pair of sweatpants after this. Yow!
I’m not sure where these pictures of Stella Maxwell are from, and I’m too lazy to check (what else is new, right?). But I can tell you that whoever came up with having this Victoria’s Secret hottie handle that hose was a genius. And that they owe me a new pair of sweatpants after I burned through my favorite ones just now. OK, fine, my only ones. Either way, someone needs to get me a new pair. And I’m really lazy, remember?
I’ve always said that there’s no better way to end another long work week than with pictures of smoking hot supermodels wearing as little clothing as possible. So here’s Sara Sampaio, Stella Maxwell and Alessandra Ambrosio getting naked for a few “artsy” black-and-white shots for Mariano Vivanco. Supposedly, it’s part of some new photography book he’s releasing called “Portraits Nudes Flowers.” And I’ve never been a big reader, but I might have to make an exception for this one.
I think we can all agree today’s music videos kind of suck. So I don’t know what three Victoria’s Secret supermodels were doing at the MTV Video Music Awards last night, but I’m definitely not complaining. I’ll take any excuse I can get to see more of Stella Maxwell, Taylor Hill and Joan Smalls. And let’s just hope this is a sign the music video business is finally coming around to what I’ve been saying all these years: anything is better with crazy hot supermodels. It’s the one thing these lame videos have been missing.
If you’re looking for something a little more “adult” than the Teen Choice Awards, according to my sources, the annual Maxim Hot 100 party was held over the weekend too. And even though I wasn’t invited to that one either, I’m not bitter or anything. I’m too busy drooling over these pictures of Victoria’s Secret super-hottie Stella Maxwell instead. And besides, I’m getting ready to throw my own party pretty soon… It’s in my pants, and Stella’s invited to be the guest of honor, if she’s available.
I was all set to complain about the fact that once again, Victoria’s Secret brought a trio of hotties out to celebrate the launch of some new lingerie collection and once again, they forgot to get them actually modeling the product for the cameras instead of just holding it up. But I guess these shots of Lily Aldridge, Elsa Hosk and Stella Maxwell getting frisky with each other are already hot enough. And I’m pretty sure adding lingerie to this three-way fantasy would’ve blown my pants clear off. So on second thought, it’s probably safer this way. Enjoy.
Because the only thing better than one hottie looking smoking hot is three of them, here’s Josephine Skriver, Petra Nemcova and Stella Maxwell at the 2016 Fragrance Foundation Awards in New York. Anyway, unfortunately, there’s no way to tell if these ladies smell as good as they look. Trust me, I’ve had my nose pressed up against my computer screen for the past 5 minutes now and the only thing I can smell is that slice of pizza I lost in the couch last week.