Here’s a new lingerie shoot from supermodel/professional pants fire Taylor Hill, and if you don’t recognize the name, maybe you’ll recognize the booty, because Taylor is one seriously hot Victoria’s Secret model, even if she isn’t a household name. And I blame her generic name for that. I’m telling you guys, if she just accepted my very generous marriage proposal and started going by Taylor Tuna like I suggested, no one would ever forget her.

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I’ve been waiting for Taylor Hill to change her name for a few months now, and it looks she finally did it. Only the bad news is now she’s going by Taylor Marie Hill, instead of the name I’d come up with for her. Which is too bad, because I really thought “The Future Ex-Mrs. Tuna #14,751” had a nice ring to it… Oh well. Time for me to move on to #14,752, I guess. Right after this awesome lingerie photoshoot, that is.

I’m still waiting for Taylor Hill here to take me up on my very generous offer to help her career by changing her name to Taylor Tuna, but I guess she’s sticking with Hill for now. And honestly, as long as she’s doing lingerie photoshoots this good, it doesn’t really matter what Taylor calls herself. She’s still a total five-alarm pants fire.

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If you’re a regular reader, you probably already recognize Taylor Hill here. Considering I’ve been talking her up for months now. She’s hands down one of my favorite new Victoria’s Secret models. But I still don’t think she’s a household name yet, and I’m guessing it’s probably because Hill is such a generic last name. Luckily, I’ve got an idea though: she should take mine instead. I think Taylor Tuna’s got a pretty nice ring to it, don’t you? Anyway, just let me know if you’re interested, Taylor. I’ll start drawing up the marriage/divorce papers.

In case you don’t spend as much time “studying” Victoria’s Secret catalogues as I do, you might not recognize Taylor Hill here. But this hottie is hands down one of the best new supermodels the company’s got. In fact, I’m pretty sure they made her an Angel last year. And after this latest lingerie shoot, I can definitely see why. Although I thought Angels were supposed to save you from fire, not cause one in your pants region… Huh. Is that irony? I can never remember.

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I know you dudes probably have trouble keeping track of all the Victoria’s Secret hotties out there. Hell, I do too, and it’s pretty much my only job to be able to tell them apart. So I won’t blame you if you don’t recognize Taylor Hill here. She’s not exactly a household name like some of her fellow supermodels. But I expect that to change after this latest lingerie photoshoot. I’m predicting big things for this hottie, and for once, no, I’m not just talking about in my pants region. Enjoy.