Here’s a new lingerie shoot from supermodel/professional pants fire Taylor Hill, and if you don’t recognize the name, maybe you’ll recognize the booty, because Taylor is one seriously hot Victoria’s Secret model, even if she isn’t a household name. And I blame her generic name for that. I’m telling you guys, if she just accepted my very generous marriage proposal and started going by Taylor Tuna like I suggested, no one would ever forget her.
I’ve been waiting for Taylor Hill to change her name for a few months now, and it looks she finally did it. Only the bad news is now she’s going by Taylor Marie Hill, instead of the name I’d come up with for her. Which is too bad, because I really thought “The Future Ex-Mrs. Tuna #14,751” had a nice ring to it… Oh well. Time for me to move on to #14,752, I guess. Right after this awesome lingerie photoshoot, that is.
I’m still waiting for Taylor Hill here to take me up on my very generous offer to help her career by changing her name to Taylor Tuna, but I guess she’s sticking with Hill for now. And honestly, as long as she’s doing lingerie photoshoots this good, it doesn’t really matter what Taylor calls herself. She’s still a total five-alarm pants fire.
If you’re a regular reader, you probably already recognize Taylor Hill here. Considering I’ve been talking her up for months now. She’s hands down one of my favorite new Victoria’s Secret models. But I still don’t think she’s a household name yet, and I’m guessing it’s probably because Hill is such a generic last name. Luckily, I’ve got an idea though: she should take mine instead. I think Taylor Tuna’s got a pretty nice ring to it, don’t you? Anyway, just let me know if you’re interested, Taylor. I’ll start drawing up the marriage/divorce papers.
I must’ve been a good blogger this year, because yesteday, we didn’t just get one new LOVE Advent video featuring a (real) model in lingerie, we got two of them. And better yet, they both star Taylor Hill, AKA one of my new favorite Victoria’s Secret Angels. I take back all those negative things I said about this series. I guess they must’ve just been saving the best for Week 2.
In case you don’t spend as much time “studying” Victoria’s Secret catalogues as I do, you might not recognize Taylor Hill here. But this hottie is hands down one of the best new supermodels the company’s got. In fact, I’m pretty sure they made her an Angel last year. And after this latest lingerie shoot, I can definitely see why. Although I thought Angels were supposed to save you from fire, not cause one in your pants region… Huh. Is that irony? I can never remember.
I think we can all agree today’s music videos kind of suck. So I don’t know what three Victoria’s Secret supermodels were doing at the MTV Video Music Awards last night, but I’m definitely not complaining. I’ll take any excuse I can get to see more of Stella Maxwell, Taylor Hill and Joan Smalls. And let’s just hope this is a sign the music video business is finally coming around to what I’ve been saying all these years: anything is better with crazy hot supermodels. It’s the one thing these lame videos have been missing.
I know you dudes probably have trouble keeping track of all the Victoria’s Secret hotties out there. Hell, I do too, and it’s pretty much my only job to be able to tell them apart. So I won’t blame you if you don’t recognize Taylor Hill here. She’s not exactly a household name like some of her fellow supermodels. But I expect that to change after this latest lingerie photoshoot. I’m predicting big things for this hottie, and for once, no, I’m not just talking about in my pants region. Enjoy.
Elsa Hosk, Martha Hunt, Sara Sampaio, Romee Strijd, Stella Maxwell, Jasmine Tookes And Taylor Hill Make A Great Group!
Like I always say, the only thing better than one smoking hot supermodel is a whole bunch of them. So, with that in mind, here’s almost every Victoria Secret model I can name in one seriously amazing beach photoshoot. I counted Elsa Hosk, Martha Hunt, Sara Sampaio, Romee Strijd, Stella Maxwell, Jasmine Tookes and Taylor Hill, before I ran out of fingers. My hands are otherwise occupied at the moment… With typing, that is. Get your minds out of the gutter.
I know you guys must be getting sick of reading this, and believe me, I’m getting sick of having to type it, but once again, Victora’s Secret launched some new collection of theirs with one of their smoking hot supermodels. And once again, that supermodel showed up wearing clothes instead of nothing but lingerie. I mean, don’t get me wrong, Taylor Hill is seriously hot, but otherwise, this is a total waste of a photo op.
Victoria’s Secret held another one of their hottie-filled events in New York to launch their new Bralette Collection, and right about now’s the part when I complain about how just inviting Angels like Martha Hunt, Elsa Hosk and Taylor Hill to pose next to the product isn’t enough. They should’ve gotten them wearing it too. But it looks like Taylor actually might have. I can only assume that since she’s still new to the Angels, no one told her the drill yet. Which is great news for us. Unfortunately, she forgot to remember to not wear a shirt over it, but that’s OK. Like I said, she’s still new.
For whatever reason, Taylor Hill here hasn’t become a household name just yet, even though she’s one of Victoria’s Secret’s newest (and hottest) Angels. And maybe it’s because she shows up to these in-store events modeling clothing instead of lingerie. Luckily, that’s an easy enough fix. If she just ditches the dress and maybe leaks a few nudie pictures, I can help make this leggy hottie a world-famous supermodel in no time. Help us help you, Taylor. It’s a win-win.