Every year I try to tell Sports Illustrated who should make the cover of their Swimsuit Issue, and every year, they ignore me and get it wrong. This time, I was really pulling for Vita Sidorkina here (get your mind out of the gutter, perverts), and personally, I think it’s pretty obvious why she should’ve been picked. I mean, just look at these pictures! No offense to Kate Upton, but she looks like a sack of potatoes next to Vita. Is it too late to change it?
Sports Illustrated just released another one of their pants-melting teaser videos for the 2017 Swimsuit Issue introducing this year’s crop of rookies: Kelly Gale, Lais Ribeiro, Myla Dalbesio, Vita Sidorkina, Danielle Herrington, Bianca Balti and Mia Kang. Now, if you’re a regular reader, you’ll probably recognize at least a few of these hotties, but trust me, you’re definitely going to want to get re-acquainted with them all again.
The Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue is coming out soon and every day they have been giving us little teasers. Today, we have Vita Sidorkina who is one of my favorites and probably should be on the cover. However, her popularity is just not there yet, but there is no denying she deserves it. I mean, just watch the video. She will blow your mind.
Not sure if you guys remember, but for a while there, I was crushing pretty hard on Vita Sidorkina. Anyway, then we went a few months without any new pictures from the Russian Victoria’s Secret hottie, and I had to move on. But seeing this latest lingerie shoot from Vita is definitely bringing all those old feelings rushing right back to my pants region. What? Were you expecting me to say my heart? Gross. What kind of a sicko do you think I am?
It’s Friday, so what better way to celebrate the end of another long work week than with pictures of a Victoria’s Secret model looking smoking hot? Well, if you said with pictures of two Victoria’s Secret models, good news, you’re in luck. Because here’s Stella Maxwell and Vita Sidorkina on set in Miami giving us some supermodel sideboob and a lovely leg show to help send us into the weekend on a high note. Enjoy guys!
Playboy may have stopped doing nudity, but at least there’s still one magazine out there that’s still fighting the good fight and making me bust out the blur tool in Photoshop. So here’s Victoria’s Secret hottie Vita Sidorkina with a smoking hot photoshoot in the latest issue of Lui. Who says print is dead?
OK, so I know that Vita Sidorkina here may look like trouble, but don’t worry, the latest Victoria’s Secret model is 21. I double-checked and everything. So the only way you could get in trouble for drooling over these behind-the-scenes pictures of her at a lingerie photoshoot in LA is if you’re supposed to be working right now. And/or wearing pants. Luckily, I don’t have either of those problems.
I have a feeling I’m not the only one worried that Victoria’s Secret’s latest bikini model Vita Sidorkina might be trouble, because when I put her name into Google just now, it autofilled to “Vita Sidorkina age.” But you perverts can rest easy, because apparently she’s 21, even though she looks about 12. So don’t worry, nobody’s getting any special visits from Chris Hansen for Christmas after this. Phew.
Meet new Victoria’s Secret ‘Pink!’ model Vita Sidorkina. I don’t know much about her but after checking out her Intsagram it turns our Vita likes dogs, the beach and herself. Girl likes to take a lot of selfies. Anyway, here she is at the beach in a little bikini. I’m a fan.