I’m pretty sure you guys already know that Xenia Deli is the hottest woman on the planet, but this latest beach photoshoot of hers ought to come with a Surgeon General’s Warning or something. Because I’m pretty sure that seeing Xenia wearing nothing but sand can cause severe pants discomfort and instant overheating. So just make sure to take proper precautions and keep an ice pack and/or fire extinguisher on hand before you look at these. And remember, I can’t be held responsible for any damage that occurs to your pants region.
I couldn’t remember the last time we’d gotten any new pictures from Xenia Deli, so I decided to take matters into my own hands and go looking for some on my own. And here’s what I found after checking out her Instagram: confirmed, Xenia’s still the hottest woman on the planet. And it’s not even close. Yow.
It’s been way too long since we’ve gotten any new bikini photoshoots from Xenia Deli, and I was starting to get worried maybe she’d gotten fat or, worse, knocked up. But the good news is, I just found this video shoot she did for some company called SA Swimsuit, and upon further review, I can officially confirm that Xenia is still the hottest model on the planet and capable of giving me a pants fire in 2 seconds flat. Phew. Enjoy.
In case any of you out there didn’t get what you really wanted for Christmas, don’t worry, I’ve got you covered. Because here’s a video of the hottest woman on the planet Xenia Deli dancing around in lingerie for LOVE’s advent calendar video series. If you ask me, it’s hands down their best one yet. Enjoy.
I didn’t realize Xenia Deli ever left the beach, but here she is at the premiere of DIRECTV’s Dark Places (whatever that is) in LA. And while I’m not used to seeing Xenia wearing nearly this much clothing, as far as I’m concerned, she’d still be one of the hottest women on the planet even if she was wearing nothing but a garbage bag. …Especially if it was one of those clear plastic ones.
I know I may sound like a broken record when it comes to Xenia Deli, but if you don’t think she’s the hottest model on the planet, then you need to get your eyes checked, because it’s just an indisputable fact. Case in point, here’s her latest set of lingerie pictures and I’m not sure what they’re from, but I do know that you’re probably better off taking your pants off now, so you don’t lose them to a five-alarm pants fire. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
It’s been at least a couple weeks since I did a post on Xenia Deli where I called her the hottest woman on the planet. And I guess she must’ve missed hearing that from her favorite blogger, because here’s Xenia’s latest photoshoot, and if you ask me, I think it’s probably the hottest one she’s ever done. So enjoy, because if I knew this is what would happen, I’d “forget” to compliment Xenia more often. Yow!
I guess we’re no longer the only ones who know that Xenia Deli is hands-down one of the hottest women on the planet. Because after this shoot she did for Calvin Klein, it looks like the secret is officially out. And listen, I’m more than happy to share, as long as it means we’ll be getting more photoshoots like this from Xenia in the future. Now if you’ll excuse me, I think I’m about to pass out from too much blood rushing to my pants region all at once. Yow.
Now that it’s finally March, it’s slowly starting to warm up around here… But it’s still not happening nearly fast enough for me, so I figured I’d help speed things up the best way I know how: with another set of bikini pictures from one of the hottest models on the planet Xenia Deli. Granted, it’s not going to do a damn thing about all the snow outside, but it’s guaranteed to raise the temperature in your pants by at least 10-20 degrees. Enjoy.
Because there’s no better way to end another long, cold winter week than with pictures of a serious hottie in a bikini, here’s one of my favorite models in the world Xenia Deli with her latest set of bikini pictures. And no matter how freezing it’s been these past couple days, Xenia always manages to find a way to heat things up. So even though I still don’t want to leave my mom’s basement, at least now I’ve got a much better reason for why not. Enjoy.
I know I might be starting to sound like a broken record when it comes to Xenia Deli, but I don’t care. I’ll take any excuse I can get to post more pictures of one of my favorite hotties. Because she really is the hottest model on the planet, and this latest shoot is just further proof of that. Although I think I might need to start investing into some flame-resistant sweatpants. Because I’ve lost too many to Xenia pants fires already and a blogger salary only goes so far.
Because I’ll never get tired of finding new excuses to post pictures of Xenia Deli in lingerie (and I’m pretty sure you guys will never get tired of looking at them), here’s the latest photoshoot from the hottest woman on the planet. And speaking of tired, I don’t even think I’m going to need to take my afternoon nap today. I can’t speak for you guys, but these pictures are hot enough to keep me going all day. Enjoy.