As I said before, Abby Dowse is not human. She can’t be. She is a real “real” doll. There is just no way any man, woman or doctor could have created her. Some nerd in his basement figured out a way and soon will take over the world with these dolls. One hard-on at a time.
Yup, it’s official: after this latest round of serious Snapchat pants fire material, Abby Dowse here is my new favorite busty Snapchat hottie. (Well, at least until I check what Lindsey Pelas has been up to lately…) But see, this is what I love about social media. Used to be, us perverts had to wait weeks or even months to get a new lingerie photoshoot from a hottie like this. Now, I just fire up my phone and get a new one every day. Screw flying cars and jetpacks. This is an even better future than any of those lame sci-fi writers could’ve ever imagined.
Sorry Lindsey Pelas, but I think I’ve found my new favorite Snapchat bust show, courtesy of Abby Dowse here. Now, I’m not entirely sure what Abby does for work, but here’s hoping she can figure out a way to turn “giving me a pants fire via social media” into a full-time job. Because I can tell she’s already a total pro at it.
I guess we can thank Bella Thorne and Lindsey Pelas for turning Snapchat modeling into a thing. Not to mention, a legitimate career option for new hot nobodies. Because here’s my latest find: Abby Dowse. Now, I don’t know much about her, besides the fact that she was born to wear a bikini, but she’s a total double-threat: she’s got a smoking hot Snapchat and Instagram. Now that’s real talent. Keep an eye on this one.