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Adriana Lima Will Blow Your Pants Off

September 7th, 2017

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Normally, I don’t love these fake “artsy” black-and-white photoshoots. They’re just way too pretentious. But I’m willing to make an exception for these shots from Harper’s Bazaar Spain. Because Adriana Lima is so hot, she could do a photoshoot covered in garbage surrounded by smoking Frenchmen and it’d still be enough to give me a five-alarm pants fire.

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Adriana Lima Does Harper’s Bazaar Good

June 19th, 2017

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I know that Adriana Lima is over 35 these days, which makes her practically ancient in the supermodel world. Oretty soon we’re going to see her start doing cover shoots for AARP Magazine. But I figure we’ve still got at least a couple more years of amazing photoshoots like this one for Harper’s Bazaar Spain, and personally, I plan on making the most of every minute 30-45 seconds. Enjoy.

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Adriana Lima Does Ocean Drive Good

March 8th, 2017

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I’ve never understood these photoshoots where they get a hot model to pose in some fancy, multi-million dollar house. Am I supposed to be admiring the model or the infinity pool? But I’ve got to give them credit here, Adriana Lima and her booty make for one hell of a view. I’m sold. When can I move in?

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Adriana Lima Will Get The Cougars Fit

September 23rd, 2016

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I was wondering why we don’t see more of Adriana Lima these days, so I looked her up, and turns out she’s 35 now. Which is pretty much the official retirement age for a lingerie model. Especially at Victoria’s Secret, where there’s always some new young hottie coming for your wings. But the good news is, it looks like Adriana still has a promising future modeling leggings for the company. It seems like all aging models end up showcasing fitness wear. But few of them look as good doing it as Adriana does. So enjoy.

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Adriana Lima’s Booty In A Bikini In Mykonos

July 11th, 2016

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In case you forgot to mark it on your calendars, it’s officially the start of my favorite time of year: celebrity hottie beach vacation season. Here’s Adriana Lima showing off that killer bikini booty of hers in Greece, so enjoy. And remember to make the most of it this year. Because pretty soon, it’ll be fall award show cleavage season before you know it.

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Adriana Lima’s Cleavage Show

June 8th, 2016

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I know there’s a lot of smoking hot models out there these days, and we can get so caught up with finding the next one to drool over that sometimes we forget about the ones who’ve been crushing it in the hotness department for years. So here’s Victoria’s Secret Angel and A-list hottie Adriana Lima busting out at the 2016 Fragrance Foundation Awards in New York and reminding us all that when it comes to supermodels, she’s still hands down one of the best there is. Enjoy.

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Supermodels And Instagram Models Do The 2016 CFDA Fashion Awards

June 7th, 2016

According to my sources, the 2016 CFDA Fashion Awards were held in New York last night. And obviously, I don’t know (or care) much about fashion, but I do care about models, and a whole bunch of hotties showed up to the event. Including Irina Shayk, Emily Ratajkowski, Adriana Lima, Jasmine Tookes, Alessandra Ambrosio, Elsa Hosk, Jessica Hart, Martha Hunt, Heidi Klum, Daniela Lopez Osorio, Olivia Culpo, Karlie Kloss, and Shanina Shaik. It was like a who’s who of women I drool over on a daily basis. I’m pretty sure I need to invest in one of those salad bar guards to put over my keyboard after this. Enjoy.

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Adriana Lima’s Sweet Cleavage Show

May 18th, 2016

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I don’t know when the Cannes Film Festival became a go-to destination for smoking hot supermodels, but now here’s Adriana Lima and her super-cute cleavage at the Julieta premiere. And it looks like I’ve got to figure out a way to get to Cannes next year. Maybe I can convince them to let me on the red carpet… Hey, don’t laugh. I’m a serious journalist with years of experience covering cans.

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Instagram Models And Supermodels Do Zoolander 2

February 10th, 2016

According to my sources, it was the Zoolander No. 2 premiere in New York last night, and normally a random movie premiere wouldn’t get me too excited. Only in this case, a whole bunch of hot models showed up: Kendall Jenner, Izabel Goulart, Ana Beatriz Barros, Erin Heatherton, Martha Hunt, Naomi Campbell, Adriana Lima, and Gigi Hadid. And OK, so I know I probably shouldn’t be including Kendall and Gigi with the rest of the real supermodels here (especially not after the weirdo outfit Gigi was wearing), but what can I say, this parade of leggy hotness just put me in a good mood, I guess. Enjoy.

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Adriana Lima Needs To STFU And Stop Complaining!

February 8th, 2016

So I was doing my regularly-scheduled Instagram creeping staying up-to-date on our favorite hotties over the weekend, when I noticed this post from Adriana Lima complaining about how hard her and her fellow models have it. I hope you’re sitting down for this: she had to go to work with a cold. The horror! Anyway, according to my sources, Adriana’s worth something like $48 million. For basically standing around in lingerie. So if you ask me, I think she should probably suck it up and stop complaining, considering she’s overpaid by about $47.9 million.

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Adriana Lima Does The Cover Of Covergirl

December 14th, 2015

I know it’s part of my job to keep up on this stuff, but to be honest, I don’t think I ever knew there was a Covergirl Magazine before this. But after seeing the lingerie shoot Adriana Lima did for their latest issue, it’s probably my new favorite magazine. Hey, now that Playboy stopped doing naked pictures, we need something new to pretend to read for the articles. And I think we just found it. Enjoy.

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An Adriana Lima Sex Doll

December 1st, 2015

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In case you’ve been wondering what to get your favorite blogger for Christmas this year, you can stop searching. Because I’ve found the perfect gift: here’s Adriana Lima debuting her very own wax statue at Madame Tussauds in New York. I just don’t get why Adriana didn’t wear her lingerie too. It’s the only thing that stops this from being a perfect lesbian fantasy. OK, fine, I’m a pervert, what else is new? Now, when do they start mass-producing these things, and how do I get on the waiting list?

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Adriana Lima’s Booty In Super Tight jeans

September 28th, 2015

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According to my sources, Adriana Lima is modeling glasses for some new Vogue Eyewear line in this latest sexy photoshoot from the super-hot supermodel. Which is funny. Because I would’ve sworn these were for Kleenex. Or maybe a new line of sweatpants. Because I don’t know about you, but I’m going to need to run out to the store to stock up on more of both after this. Yow.

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Irina Shayk And Adriana Lima Make A great Pair

May 19th, 2015

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Because there’s nothing like a pair of white-hot supermodels to get a party started, here’s Irina Shayk and Adriana Lima at the Chopard Gold Party in Cannes. And sure, I could be upset I wasn’t invited to witness this killer lesbian fantasy firsthand, but let’s be honest, I’m probably better off just enjoying myself at home. Because I’m betting I would’ve been kicked out in 30 seconds flat. Well, maybe 45, if I was going for a new personal best.

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