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Supermodels And Instagram Models Do The 2016 CFDA Fashion Awards

June 7th, 2016

According to my sources, the 2016 CFDA Fashion Awards were held in New York last night. And obviously, I don’t know (or care) much about fashion, but I do care about models, and a whole bunch of hotties showed up to the event. Including Irina Shayk, Emily Ratajkowski, Adriana Lima, Jasmine Tookes, Alessandra Ambrosio, Elsa Hosk, Jessica Hart, Martha Hunt, Heidi Klum, Daniela Lopez Osorio, Olivia Culpo, Karlie Kloss, and Shanina Shaik. It was like a who’s who of women I drool over on a daily basis. I’m pretty sure I need to invest in one of those salad bar guards to put over my keyboard after this. Enjoy.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Will Blow Your Pants Off

April 26th, 2016

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It’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new hotness from my #1 favorite MILF supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio, but luckily this new swimsuit shoot popped up and I didn’t have to call the authorities and file a missing hottie report. Mostly because according to the cops, that’s apparently not a real thing, and they threatened to arrest me if I kept wasting their time complaining about bikini pictures. So really, Alessandra totally saved the day with these. Phew. Enjoy.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Topless For Some Campaign

February 23rd, 2016

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According to my sources, Alessandra Ambrosio is supposed to be modeling footwear in this latest photoshoot of hers, but to be honest, I didn’t even notice she was wearing shoes the first, second or third time I looked at these pictures. So maybe you’d say this isn’t the most successful ad campaign, but I don’t know, it’s definitely working for me and the Little Tuna. Yow!

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Does Love Magazine’s Day 11 Boring Soft Porn Video

December 11th, 2015

Apparently it’s Alessandra Ambrosio‘s turn to do one of these boring LOVE Magazine advent shoots now, and don’t worry, I’ve got the video for you below. Although if you ask me, it’s sort of a waste of this MILF’s talents. I mean, if she’s willing to do softcore porn like this, why not just go all in and film that sex tape I’ve been bugging her about for years? It would’ve been the best Christmas gift she ever could’ve given us.

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Extra Big Mouth

December 2nd, 2015

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I’m not sure what Alessandra Ambrosio went on Extra to promote here (and I’m way too lazy to look it up). But as far as I know, she doesn’t have any new projects coming up, unless we’re talking more bikini photoshoots. Still, I’ll take any excuse to get more pictures of my all-time favorite MILF, especially when she’s looking this good and leggy. So here’s hoping Alessandra sticks around all week as a guest host or guest hottie, or whatever they want to call her. …I know, I don’t get why no one’s made me a TV producer yet either. Clearly I’m a natural.

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Bare Booty For Maxim!

November 24th, 2015

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I’ve got some big news, turns out the #1 hottest MILF of all-time and our reigning MILF of the Year Alessandra Ambrosio made the cover of Maxim‘s December issue. And as you can see, she did most of the photoshoot modeling my favorite outfit of hers: her birthday suit. But more importantly, apparently Maxim‘s able to show bare butts now. If you ask me, this calls for a celebration. But apparently I’m banned from shooting off pants fireworks in Starbucks. Those prudes.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Is Real Model

November 23rd, 2015

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In case you weren’t sure why Alessandra Ambrosio here has been my MILF of the Year for three years running, first off, I think you should probably make an appointment to get your eyes checked. And second, just take a look at this latest beach photoshoot of hers. See, while some moms out there are taking their kids to school (boo) or spending quality time with the family (who needs it?), Alessandra understands what’s truly important in life: posing in bikinis for perverts like you and me. Looks like we’re making it four years in a row. Congrats Alessandra!

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Alessandra Ambrosio In Sexy Leggings

November 6th, 2015

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Now that her big Halloween party is over, look like our #1 favorite MILF Alessandra Ambrosio is back to her usual mom routine. Only with Alessandra, that’s actually the good news. Because instead of picking the kids up from soccer practice or something boring like that, her usual involves walking around in leggings for the paps. Which means it’s time for me to get back to my weekly routine too: drooling all over my keyboard until I get kicked out of another Starbucks. Enjoy.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Was Slutty Devil For Halloween

November 2nd, 2015

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Here’s one of the best things I saw all weekend: instead of taking her little brats trick-or-treating or something lame like that, the world’s hottest MILF Alessandra Ambrosio got dressed up like a sexy devil and hosted her own Halloween party. Now that’s a woman who’s got her priorities in order. Take note, moms.

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s New Bikini Line

October 28th, 2015

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Here’s the world’s hottest MILF supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio showing off her new swimwear line, ále by Alessandra, in a killer new bikini photoshoot. If you ask me though, these pictures should come with a warning or something: “Results not typical.” Because otherwise, there’s going to be a whole lot of disappointed husbands and boyfriends out there. So spare yourself the letdown and just enjoy these instead. It’s cheaper too.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Gets Her Booty Groped

September 28th, 2015

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Alessandra Ambrosio, aka the world’s hottest MILF, showed up at amfAR’s Milan Fashion Week Gala over the weekend, taking a well-deserved break from the #1 most important thing in her life. And no, I don’t mean taking care of her little brats. What kind of a sicko do you think I am? I meant showing up at the beach in a bikini. I know it’s not always an easy job, but trust me, it’s extremely rewarding. For me and the Little Tuna, at least.

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