I’ve always said that the only thing better than one hottie in a bikini is three of them. So here’s Alessandra Ambrosio and her hot friends out relaxing on some rich dude’s boat. And that reminds me, I really need to look into getting a boat of my own. Whatever it takes to get me one step closer to getting a supermodel on my dinghy.
I know Alessandra Ambrosio is Brazilian, but you’ve got to hand it to her, she sure knows how to celebrate the Fourth of July right: here she is hanging out in a bikini with her hot friends, doing yoga on a yacht, and posing fully naked with an American flag. I guess some people are pissed about that last one, but personally, me and the Little Tuna have never felt more patriotic. USA! USA!
Sure Alessandra Ambrosio may not be American, but her supermodel fake boobs look made in the USA.
Last I checked, Alessandra Ambrosio was 36, which is pretty much retirement age in supermodel years. And oh yeah, she’s also got two kids. But somehow her body still looks just as good as it did 15 years ago. I don’t know how she does it, but at this rate, Alessandra’s going to do the impossible for a supermodel and/or mom: stay an instant pants fire into her 40s. And I for one wish her luck.
I keep saying how good Alessandra Ambrosio looks for her age, and how the super-hot MILF isn’t in any danger of losing her spot as the world’s hottest supermodel anytime soon. But I guess she’s got to be at least a little worried about getting older, because here she is giving the camera some topless tongue action just like the kids do. I know lots of moms try to act their kids to look “cool” and “with it.” Only difference is, when Alessandra does it, it actually works. Enjoy.
Just in case any of you guys didn’t believe me yesterday, when I was saying how Alessandra Ambrosio is still hands-down one of the hottest women in the supermodel biz, I’m pretty sure this photoshoot she did for Narcisse Magazine ought to settle that argument once and for all. You’ve heard of a mic drop? Well, pretty sure this counts as a pants drop.
I’m pretty sure Alessandra Ambrosio has to be in her mid-to-late 30s by now (which is practically triple digits in supermodel years). Plus she’s got two kids. So you’d figure her A-list supermodel days are pretty much over. But then I see a photoshoot like this one and realize that Alessandra’s still got at least 10 years left. Even if I’ve only got about 30-45 seconds. Enjoy!
I know I do a lot of posts on Instagram models on this site, mostly because you can always rely on them to put up new bikini pictures 24/7 and that’s pretty key for a bikini blogger like yours truly. But today I want to take a little time to celebrate a real hottie, someone who’s been delivering us serious bikini goodness for years now and isn’t showing any signs of slowing down: Alessandra Ambrosio. See, hot wannabes come and go, but hot supermodels are forever. Or at least until they hit 40, anyway.
I may not love these LOVE Advent videos, but let’s be real here, I’m a professional T&A blogger, and hotties stripping down for sexy videos always counts as big news. So here’s what you guys might have missed from the past few days of this annual series: Alessandra Ambrosio stripping down, Chrissy Teigen chowing down, and Stella Maxwell just plain looking hot. Enjoy.
I know that usually whenever I do a post on Alessandra Ambrosio, I tend to focus on the fact that she’s a mom. The world’s #1 hottest MILF, but still. So for a change, let’s forget her kids for once and focus on the fact that Alessandra is also still hands down one of the hottest models in the world. And this latest swimsuit shoot of hers just proves it. Enjoy.
I’m guessing most of you perverts out there probably don’t have a subscription to GQ Brazil, but don’t worry, I’ve got you. Because trust me, you’re definitely not going to want to miss this cover shoot Alessandra Ambrosio just did for their latest issue. In fact, I’m pretty sure this is one of the hottest photoshoots we’ve ever seen from the MILF supermodel. So you’d better enjoy these pictures while you can, because I don’t think you’re getting your hands on a copy of this magazine in the US any time soon. I’m pretty sure there’s laws against importing dangerous materials. And this is definitely a major five-alarm pants fire. Wow.
Here’s my #1 favorite MILF Alessandra Ambrosio posing with one of my first supermodel crushes Isabeli Fontana in a new photoshoot. And I know they’re both wearing a whole lot more clothing than I’m used to seeing on either of them, but considering we’ve still got two of my all-time Top 5 Brazilian hotties together in one photoshoot, I’d say this is still a pretty great lesbian fantasy, lingerie or no lingerie. Enjoy.
I know we don’t usually see Alessandra Ambrosio wearing this much clothing. Normally, we’re used to seeing the #1 hottest MILF of all-time in a bikini (which is how she got to #1 of all-time status in the first place). But it’s good to get a little variety every once in a while. And besides, Alessandra’s hot enough that she’d be an instant pants fire no matter what she’s wearing. So enjoy this new photoshoot from the Brazilian super-hottie. And don’t worry, I guarantee we’ll see her back in a bikini soon.
It’s been way too long since we’ve gotten a good look at the world’s hottest MILF in a bikini, so here’s Alessandra Ambrosio at the beach in Malibu putting on a pretty great show for the paparazzi and their zoom lenses. I just wish we’d gotten a few more poses from Alessandra (like, say, the patented Jessica Alba bikini ass maneuver), but you know what they say,
beggars can’t be choosers us perverts should take what we can get. So just enjoy.