Just in case any of you guys didn’t believe me yesterday, when I was saying how Alessandra Ambrosio is still hands-down one of the hottest women in the supermodel biz, I’m pretty sure this photoshoot she did for Narcisse Magazine ought to settle that argument once and for all. You’ve heard of a mic drop? Well, pretty sure this counts as a pants drop.
I’m pretty sure Alessandra Ambrosio has to be in her mid-to-late 30s by now (which is practically triple digits in supermodel years). Plus she’s got two kids. So you’d figure her A-list supermodel days are pretty much over. But then I see a photoshoot like this one and realize that Alessandra’s still got at least 10 years left. Even if I’ve only got about 30-45 seconds. Enjoy!
I know I do a lot of posts on Instagram models on this site, mostly because you can always rely on them to put up new bikini pictures 24/7 and that’s pretty key for a bikini blogger like yours truly. But today I want to take a little time to celebrate a real hottie, someone who’s been delivering us serious bikini goodness for years now and isn’t showing any signs of slowing down: Alessandra Ambrosio. See, hot wannabes come and go, but hot supermodels are forever. Or at least until they hit 40, anyway.
I may not love these LOVE Advent videos, but let’s be real here, I’m a professional T&A blogger, and hotties stripping down for sexy videos always counts as big news. So here’s what you guys might have missed from the past few days of this annual series: Alessandra Ambrosio stripping down, Chrissy Teigen chowing down, and Stella Maxwell just plain looking hot. Enjoy.
I know that usually whenever I do a post on Alessandra Ambrosio, I tend to focus on the fact that she’s a mom. The world’s #1 hottest MILF, but still. So for a change, let’s forget her kids for once and focus on the fact that Alessandra is also still hands down one of the hottest models in the world. And this latest swimsuit shoot of hers just proves it. Enjoy.
I’m guessing most of you perverts out there probably don’t have a subscription to GQ Brazil, but don’t worry, I’ve got you. Because trust me, you’re definitely not going to want to miss this cover shoot Alessandra Ambrosio just did for their latest issue. In fact, I’m pretty sure this is one of the hottest photoshoots we’ve ever seen from the MILF supermodel. So you’d better enjoy these pictures while you can, because I don’t think you’re getting your hands on a copy of this magazine in the US any time soon. I’m pretty sure there’s laws against importing dangerous materials. And this is definitely a major five-alarm pants fire. Wow.
Here’s my #1 favorite MILF Alessandra Ambrosio posing with one of my first supermodel crushes Isabeli Fontana in a new photoshoot. And I know they’re both wearing a whole lot more clothing than I’m used to seeing on either of them, but considering we’ve still got two of my all-time Top 5 Brazilian hotties together in one photoshoot, I’d say this is still a pretty great lesbian fantasy, lingerie or no lingerie. Enjoy.
I know we don’t usually see Alessandra Ambrosio wearing this much clothing. Normally, we’re used to seeing the #1 hottest MILF of all-time in a bikini (which is how she got to #1 of all-time status in the first place). But it’s good to get a little variety every once in a while. And besides, Alessandra’s hot enough that she’d be an instant pants fire no matter what she’s wearing. So enjoy this new photoshoot from the Brazilian super-hottie. And don’t worry, I guarantee we’ll see her back in a bikini soon.
It’s been way too long since we’ve gotten a good look at the world’s hottest MILF in a bikini, so here’s Alessandra Ambrosio at the beach in Malibu putting on a pretty great show for the paparazzi and their zoom lenses. I just wish we’d gotten a few more poses from Alessandra (like, say, the patented Jessica Alba bikini ass maneuver), but you know what they say,
beggars can’t be choosers us perverts should take what we can get. So just enjoy.
First, Alessandra Ambrosio showed the rest of this business the proper way to be a professional MILF. And now here she is showing all those Insta-wannabes out there how to be a smoking hot Instagram model. I mean, c’mon, is there anything this hottie can’t do? You know, besides becoming the hot ex-wife of a professional blogger… But hey, maybe that’s next on her list. Fingers crossed!
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I’ve always said that there’s no better way to end another long work week than with pictures of smoking hot supermodels wearing as little clothing as possible. So here’s Sara Sampaio, Stella Maxwell and Alessandra Ambrosio getting naked for a few “artsy” black-and-white shots for Mariano Vivanco. Supposedly, it’s part of some new photography book he’s releasing called “Portraits Nudes Flowers.” And I’ve never been a big reader, but I might have to make an exception for this one.
Here’s my all-time favorite supermodel/MILF Alessandra Ambrosio at something called the Global Gift Gala in Spain giving us all the gift of her perfect MILF cleavage. And it’s just what I always wanted. How’d she know? Oh right, probably because I ask for more of it at least once a week. Either way, it’s much appreciated. So enjoy.
I guess Alessandra Ambrosio was actually listening when I said that she needed to spice things up. Because it can’t just be a coincidence that she all of a sudden decided to take a bikini vacation, right?Anyway, I guess I don’t really care why my #1 favorite MILF’s back in a bikini again, I’m just glad that she is. Not to mention that she brought her fellow smoking hot supermodel Ana Beatriz Barros along with her instead of just her kid.
Don’t get me wrong, I love Alessandra Ambrosio as much as the next pervert with a working set of eyes. But here she is barely trying during Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week in Berlin, and if Alessandra wants to stay my MILF of the Year for the fifth year running, I’m going to need a little more effort than this. Like, say, another wardrobe malfunction, or topless photoshoot, or even just a trip to the beach with the paparazzi and their zoom lenses. I really don’t think I’m asking for too much here.