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Alessandra Ambrosio Will Blow Your Mind

December 11th, 2014

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Whatever you do, nobody tell Alessandra Ambrosio that she’s already got the 2014 MILF of the Year title all locked up. Because I’d hate to see her coast with mom jeans and oversized sweaters the rest of the way. Especially when she’s still delivering red carpet hotness like this at the 19th annual ACRIA Holiday Dinner in New York. Although if Alessandra keeps this up much longer, I’m going to have to ask for a new pair of sweatpants for Christmas. Yow.

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Alessandra Ambrosio and Behati Prinsloo Make A Great Pair

December 9th, 2014

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Alessandra Ambrosio and Behati Prinsloo both showed up to put on leg shows on Extra the other day, and the only way the resulting lesbian fantasy could’ve gotten any better is if Maria Menounous was still hosting the show instead of that lucky bastard from Saved By the Bell. Or if Alessandra and Behati were both wearing lingerie and having an on-air pillow fight. I’d also add if yours truly had been the Tuna in this supermodel sandwich, but I’m trying to keep my fantasies a little more realistic these days.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Works It Real Good

November 25th, 2014

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After that epic cleavage she dropped at the Latin Grammys, Alessandra Ambrosio got back to basics today with some good old-fashioned leggings shots. And somehow my favorite MILF managed to look just as smoking hot leaving the gym in spandex as she does all cleaned up for a big, fancy event. So I think we might as well call what we’ve known for months now: that Alessandra is clearly the MILF of the Year once again. Because I’m sorry, but I just don’t see how anybody’s topping this. That said, to all you MILFs out there, please don’t stop trying.

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Perfect Cleavage Show

November 21st, 2014

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Oh man. Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio dropping some serious cleavage (along with my jaw) at the 15th annual Latin Grammy Awards. And see, this is why Alessandra is the hands-down favorite to take home MILF of the Year for like the fifth year in a row, and why we should probably just get it over with and start calling her the hottest MILF of all-time from now. Anyway, I would’ve said that these pictures dropped my pants too, but those prudes in Starbucks already warned me once this week.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Works It Good On The Streets

November 20th, 2014

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I know what you might be thinking, but look, I’m not going to rag on Alessandra Ambroisio for wearing a pair of baggy mom jeans in these shots. For one thing, my favorite MILF is still giving us a peak at that sexy stomach of hers. And secondly, I’m still holding out hope that eventually Alessandra will read all the nice things I’ve written about her over the years, come to her senses and ditch her little brats and her family to come live with me in my mom’s basement. Fingers crossed!

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Alessandra Ambrosio Needs Help!

November 17th, 2014

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Here’s one of my all-time favorite MILFs Alessandra Ambrosio having a little car trouble, and getting this lucky bastard to check it out. Although, even though I’m clearly jealous, I guess this is probably something better left to the professionals. Not only do I not know anything about cars, but even if I did, I’d have a hell of a lot of trouble concentrating that close to Alessandra’s booty in leggings. I’m pretty sure I just blew a head gasket just looking at these pictures.

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Adriana Lima And Alessandra Ambrosio Make A Great Fantasy

November 14th, 2014

Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio

We get a lot of great lesbian fantasies on this site, and I don’t know about you guys, but I’m currently having a pretty good time imagining myself as the Tuna in this hottie sandwich with Adriana Lima and Alessandra Ambrosio right now. Actually, nevermind, it would be kind of weird if you were imagining me in there too. Anyway, according to my sources, the two supermodel hotties were at a mall in Las Vegas to showcase Victoria’s Secret’s new $2 Million Fantasy Bra, but if you ask me, it would’ve made for a much better fantasy if they were actually wearing them too.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Works It Real Good

November 13th, 2014

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Here’s everyone’s favorite MILF Alessandra Ambrosio working out at the gym and proving what I’ve always said: that all celebrity yoga classes should come with their own official photographer. Well, actually, I’ve always said they should come with a live feed too. You know, so the rest of us could work out at home along with them. For some reason, the prudes at my local gym won’t allow me to sign up for any more classes there.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures Are Awesome

November 10th, 2014

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Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio with her family enjoying a day at the beach. These photos of her in a little bikini might have solidified her as being “MILF of the Year”. I don’t know how she kept her body in such good shape after squeezing out a kid, but I give her mad props because as a man I know how hard it is to juggle a child and keep my body in top shape since I have a dog. That little bastard sleeps 16 hours a day and gives me no free time to do anything for myself.

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Alessandra Ambrosio, Lily Aldridge, Joan Smalls, Jessica Hart And Karlie Kloss Make A Great Team

November 4th, 2014

There’s nothing like a big fashion event to bring out the supermodels, and the 11th annual CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund Awards had a pretty great hottie lineup with Alessandra Ambrosio, Lily Aldridge, Joan Smalls, Jessica Hart, and Karlie Kloss. And actually, these pictures are giving me a great idea, and no, it’s not that I should take off my sweatpants. I should get a Tuna Fashion Awards going. The way I see it, I’m probably guaranteed to land at least one confused model. I’m pretty sure they’re the only profession with an even lower average IQ than us bloggers.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Goes Topless For Lui

October 31st, 2014

I’m so used to seeing Alessandra Ambrosio walking around in bikinis and short shorts that I totally forgot she had a real job — and no, I don’t mean being a mom, you weirdos. I mean being a world-class supermodel and instant pants fire. Luckily though, here’s Alessandra getting back to work by getting naked and sweaty for the latest issue of Lui Magazine. See, who says a job can’t be stimulating and rewarding? Because Alessandra’s is definitely working for me, at least.

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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Sexy Supermodel Sideboob

October 30th, 2014

According to my sources, it was the amfAR Inspiration Gala in LA last night, and I don’t really know what that means. But as far as I can tell, it involved a whole bunch of world-class hotties showing a whole lot of skin to try to out-do one another in the “fashion” department. And that’s a cause I can wholeheartedly support. So here’s Alessandra Ambrosio giving us a peek at some epic supermodel sideboob along with that perfect MILF booty of hers. And the best part of all? This wasn’t even close to the hottest outfit of the night.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Does Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch

October 20th, 2014

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It’s that time of season when every celebrity heads to Mr. Bones Pumpkin Patch to get a chance to get there very important photo op. Here is Alessandra Ambrosio showing that she is a good mom and bringing her daughter to choose the perfect pumpkin for Halloween. Isn’t that sweet? Anyway, I think she could have left the daughter at home and worn her Victoria’s Secret work clothes. Just my opinion.

         
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