I don’t want to shock you guys here, but I’m not exactly a big geography buff. So pretty much the only things I know about Brazil are that it’s in South America, they love soccer, and their biggest export is smoking hot bikini models. So here’s Brazilian supermodel super-hottie Alessandra Ambrosio in Brazil posing with a few of her hot friends on the beach, and yeah, I think we’ll take the whole bunch. How much?
Another day, another lame LOVE Advent video. This time, it’s Alessandra Ambrosio pretending to be a sexy biker, and I just checked and it was directed by the same guy who did yesterday’s stinker, Doug Inglish. The one making the good videos is Phil Poynter. And I just don’t get it. First they let him ruin an Irina Shayk video, and now Alessandra Ambrosio’s? Who gave this guy a camera and access to hot supermodels? I could make a better video with my phone and one hand down my sweatpants.
Alessandra Ambrosio has been a total hottie for as long as I can remember (although considering I have the memory of a goldfish, maybe that’s not saying much). Anyway, point is, she’s had two kids, she’s 36 now, which is practically ancient in supermodel years, and she’s still a five-alarm pants fire. I don’t know how she does it, I just hope she’s able to keep it up.
I don’t know which 20-year-old assistant told Alessandra Ambrosio to tag this pic with the word “Basic” as some kind of prank, but it’s not funny. When you’re one of the top 10 hottest women in the world, you’re anything but basic. But hey, I guess Alessandra’s still getting used to this whole Instagram modeling thing and hasn’t figured out all the lingo yet. Or, more importantly, that you should never block half a lingerie picture with some annoying filter. That’s just Insta-hottie 101.
Here is the latest Victoria’s Secret promo video featuring Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima. It’s called “Obsessed”. Obviously, they hot and all, but shouldn’t VS be getting their younger models to market new crap? Sure Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima are fine as f%ck and all, but it’s time for new blood to replace them. Just my two cents.
I don’t know about you guys, but I’ve really been digging Alessandra Ambrosio‘s transition from professional Victoria’s Secret model to amateur Instagram model. She’s a total natural, if you ask me. It’s almost like she was born to lay around in a bikini all day. Anyway, here she is practicing her tongue action, an important talent for any wannabe Insta-hottie to master. Can’t wait to see her graduate to topless Snapchats next!
I know I spend a lot of time covering Insta-nobodies and professional Snapchat models on this site, so I figure every once in a while I should give you guys a quick reminder of what an actual real-life supermodel looks like. So here’s a new round of pictures from the world’s hottest MILF/Victoria’s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio. Just be careful with these. They’re so hot, they might ruin you for Instagram models forever.
Last time we saw Alessandra Ambrosio, she was putting on a booty show with her hot friends on some rich dude’s yacht. And I’m happy to report that it looks like my all-time #1 favorite MILF is still on that bikini vacation of hers, judging from this latest round of Insta-hotness. Unless this is just Alessandra’s full-time job now, traveling around to different tropical destinations and posing for Instagram pictures. Damn. And here I thought my job was good…
I’ve always said that the only thing better than one hottie in a bikini is three of them. So here’s Alessandra Ambrosio and her hot friends out relaxing on some rich dude’s boat. And that reminds me, I really need to look into getting a boat of my own. Whatever it takes to get me one step closer to getting a supermodel on my dinghy.
I know Alessandra Ambrosio is Brazilian, but you’ve got to hand it to her, she sure knows how to celebrate the Fourth of July right: here she is hanging out in a bikini with her hot friends, doing yoga on a yacht, and posing fully naked with an American flag. I guess some people are pissed about that last one, but personally, me and the Little Tuna have never felt more patriotic. USA! USA!
Sure Alessandra Ambrosio may not be American, but her supermodel fake boobs look made in the USA.
Last I checked, Alessandra Ambrosio was 36, which is pretty much retirement age in supermodel years. And oh yeah, she’s also got two kids. But somehow her body still looks just as good as it did 15 years ago. I don’t know how she does it, but at this rate, Alessandra’s going to do the impossible for a supermodel and/or mom: stay an instant pants fire into her 40s. And I for one wish her luck.
I keep saying how good Alessandra Ambrosio looks for her age, and how the super-hot MILF isn’t in any danger of losing her spot as the world’s hottest supermodel anytime soon. But I guess she’s got to be at least a little worried about getting older, because here she is giving the camera some topless tongue action just like the kids do. I know lots of moms try to act their kids to look “cool” and “with it.” Only difference is, when Alessandra does it, it actually works. Enjoy.