You guys know how much I love finding no-name hotties and promoting them in the hopes I’ll be able to get a date from one of them. Sure, it hasn’t worked yet, but I figure I’m due eventually. So this is Alessia Tedeschi, who’s an Italian actress and model according to my research. And if you ask me, she should change her last name to Te-tushi, because that thing is a work of art. …Now, how about that date?