Since I know how much you guys appreciate the regular updates on my (non-existent) love life, no, I still haven’t been able to score a date with Italian model/actress/internationally-renowned pants fire Alessia Tedeschi yet. No matter how many birthday wishes I’ve used up. But I have been able to land something almost as good: another set of bikini pictures of Alessia showing off her perfect booty at the beach. And if you ask me, that’s a pretty good consolation prize. Enjoy.