Sorry guys, I lost power all day. They are cutting trees around where I live and had to turn it off. That said here is Alexis Ren showing us why she is a big Instagram star. What a talent!
Alexis Ren is one of those hotties where I’m not sure if she’s technically considered a real model or just an Insta-hottie who lands a real photoshoot every once in a while. But whatever you want to call her, one thing’s for sure, Alexis is an instant pants fire. And that’s really all that matters these days, now that supermodels are on Instagram and Instagram models are on magazine covers. And hey, as long as it means more bikini hotness like this, I’m not complaining. Enjoy.
Sure Alexis Ren got into the Instagram game at a very good time when it was easy to build a following, but just like celebrity blogs this whole fad will die in a few years and she will be left with millions (that is if she didn’t spend it already) and carpel tunnel from taking too many selfies. If I sound bitter it’s because I am. I never got millions from this site like others, because advertisers thought TUNA was offensive and now I have two wrists that have carpel tunnel. Anyway, back to Alexis Ren. She’s a little try-hard for my taste, but I’d hit it.
Looks like everyone’s favorite professional Insta-model Alexis Ren has been busy on Instagram again. And you guys know what that means: it’s time for another meeting of the Alexis Ren Booty Appreciation Society (TM). The first order of business? Watching these GIFs a couple hundred times. Now get to work.
As the founding member of the Official Alexis Ren Booty Appreciation Society (TM), it’s my sworn duty to alert you guys whenever there’s new pictures of everyone’s favorite professional Insta-hottie. So here you go: more pictures so hot, they’re liable to melt your phone if you’re not careful. Enjoy!
I’m still waiting for Alexis Ren to take my career advice and ditch those Instagram modeling gigs of hers for a much more practical job: porn. But until that day, at least we’ve got the next best thing. AKA these new GIFs of Alexis’ booty on Snapchat. It’s not quite porn, but hey, look on the bright side, at least this way, you can still look at it at the office without getting flagged by HR.
If you’re a regular reader of the site, then you already know that I’ve been talking up Alexis Ren here for years now. Saying how she’s hands down one of the hottest women on Instagram, and how she should be a Victoria’s Secret model if they weren’t too busy giving those jobs to rich kids with famous parents. But, you know, I’m starting to think maybe I was wrong. Because after this latest round of Alexis Insta-hotness, I think I’ve figured out her true calling: porn. Some things are just meant to be, don’t you agree?
I know I’ve been putting up a lot of pictures of Alexis Ren lately. But honestly, I didn’t they could possibly get any hotter than that last round. Turns out I was wrong. Because the only thing better than one hot model in lingerie is two of them. So you guys enjoy this latest photoshoot from Alexis and her hot friend. If you’ll excuse me, I need to go find the nearest fire extinguisher before this pants incident gets out of control.
If you guys have been paying attention to the site lately, then you already know that Alexis Ren here is hands down one of the hottest women on Instagram these days. And you probably don’t need me to tell you that seeing her in a bikini and/or lingerie and/or just about anything is a recipe for a five-alarm pants fire. But just in case you hadn’t already heard all that, well, now you know. You’re welcome.
I’ve been doing posts talking up Alexis Ren for years now, and I’m glad to see the Insta-hottie is finally starting to get the attention her and that perfect bikini body of hers deserve. I just hope that once she blows up and makes it big, Alexis doesn’t forget to thank the little guy. And just to be clear, I’m not talking about myself here, I’m talking about the Little Tuna.
Looks like I’m not the only one who’s been noticing all the great work Alexis Ren has been putting in on Instagram these past few years. Because now here’s one of the hardest-working hotties on social media on the cover of Maxim‘s August issue. If you ask me, this is their hottest photoshoot in months. And no, I don’t think that’s just a coincidence. Enjoy.
Look, I know there’s a lot of hot wannabes on Instagram these days, and it’s probably difficult for you guys to keep up with them all. It’s not easy for me, and it’s my job. But I’ll never understand how Alexis Ren has only 9.8 million followers on Instagram. With pictures this good, she should clearly be up to 98 million by now. Yow!