Alexis Ren is hard at work pretending to be an entrepreneur. She’s pumping out lame tutorials, workout videos, and clothing that probably guys buy to masturbate with. I think this is all a waste of time. I mean, just get a rich boyfriend/sugar daddy and do what you do best; act cute, show booty and pretend that it’s hard work.
Alexis Ren is still heating up Instagram and doing what she does best; making cutesie faces and posing in little to no clothing. I’m surprised she’s not on Patreon yet selling her worn bikinis. I know for a fact that there would be many perves out there willing to buy her used clothes for big bucks.
I wonder how much thought and time Alexis Ren put into making this 10 minute butt workout video? You guessed it; 10 minutes and some change! What a joke! She is definitely a “hard worker”. Couldn’t she have taken a few minutes to explain the moves and to help her viewers do them properly? I mean, there are no instructions, just her working out to weird music. I guess this is soft porn for YouTube. It’s safe enough not to get flagged, but hot enough for a 13 year old to discover his sexual orientation.
Alexis Ren‘s booty is perfect and she knows it. Some may think she is too skinny and her booty is too small, but there is one thing I can’t stand is a chick standing next to me whose a$$ is larger than mine. I don’t want any part of that and that pretty much eliminates every single fitness girl. So InstaModels are where it’s at. Anyway, check out these pics of Alexis and make sure to keep some water next to you just in case of a pant fire.
So now that Alexis Ren has completed her big push for her fitness line, it is time for to get back to real work and that is giving men all over the world pant fires. Here are some new topless and super revealing shots of her. Man, this chick has really mastered combining the innocent and the slutty. She is a true talent!
Looks like Alexis Ren is not only an InstaHo, but now an entrepreneur. Here she is showcasing her own line of slutty fitness wear called REN. So guys, the next time you are at the gym and see some chick sporting Ren Wear or whatever it’s called, make sure you go up to her. Chances are she’s pretty dumb for paying 50 plus bucks for a sports bra and will accept a date from you.
I know that Alexis Ren is a big deal on Instagram, but does she make money? I’m betting her following is 85% male. Now unless she selling condoms, lube or a fleshlight, I can’t imagine money pouring in. I may be wrong, but I doubt a fashion brand is giving her one red cent since her target market is my penis and others like it. Anyway, whether she makes money or not she will definitely hook up with a very rich dude. So in the end, she will win.
As you guys have probably figured out by now, I love Alexis Ren. She’s hands down one of my favorite professional Insta-models. Dark hair, brown hair. Whatever. And you want to know what I like best about her? That she’s smoking hot, has a perfect body and when she shows it off I get a weird butterfly feeling in my pants region. And if that’s not love, then I guess I don’t know what is.
dance let’s me express the emotions I suppress in everyday life. Here’s me being vulnerable af pic.twitter.com/2ypwWMKRLK
— Alexis Ren (@AlexisRenG) April 9, 2018
I have some big news to report you guys, and no, it’s not that we’ve got more bikini pictures from one of my favorite Insta-hotties. (Although that too.) See, I was looking at these shots of Alexis Ren pretty closely and noticed something: she dyed her hair. And actually, now that I think about it, I guess she might’ve done it earlier this week, but I was a little too distracted by all that sweet underboob action to notice. Anyway, it’s a little too early to say if Alexis is hotter with black hair, but be sure to stay tuned for updates on this very important story.
I’m not sure what Alexis Ren is teasing with this shot of her rocking some serious underboob in the shower, but I bet it’s gonna be good. Because even just this shot alone is enough to give me a major five-alarm pants fire. Also, I think maybe someone needs to teach Alexis how to use a shower properly, because she’s wearing way too much clothing here for it to work right. And I’d like to volunteer. I take at least one shower a week, so not to brag or anything, but yeah, I’m pretty experienced.