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Ariana Grande Is Red Hot

March 28th, 2017

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Ariana Grande is a hot chick. Sure she may have had major amounts of cosmetic surgery because she looks nothing like her childhood photos. But that’s OK because it’s not like I’m marrying her and having children. I don’t have to worry that my child will look like a monster and nothing like her mom. That’s the problem when you date a chick who has had a lot of work done, which is pretty much every social media star and celebrity. How do you explain to your ugly kid, that mommy is a fake and when you grow up you can have all the plastic surgery too. Anyway, just be careful when a dealing with a chick who has been under the knife. Maybe use a condom.

         
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Ariana Grande Does Cosmo

March 2nd, 2017

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Ever since Ariana Grande started ditching the cat ears and actually dressing her age, like the rest of her fellow pop star hotties, me and the Little Tuna have started liking her a whole lot more. And here she is on the cover of Cosmopolitan giving us a peek at that cute little cleavage of hers. It’s not going to light the world’s pants on fire or anything, but it’s definitely a good start.

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Ariana Grande Works Instagram Good

January 17th, 2017

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I don’t get Ariana Grande. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’d still invite her over for a nice tuna sandwich sometime, but she’s got such weird style for a young hottie. And don’t even get me started on the cat ears. But here’s a couple shots of Ariana actually dressing like a professional pop star hottie for once, and if you ask me, it’s a pretty good look for her. Here’s hoping she keeps it up.

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Ariana Grande Is A Schoolgirl

November 9th, 2016

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I have no clue what this photoshoot of Ariana Grande dressed up like a jail bait schoolgirl is for, unless it’s part of some promo for a new season of To Catch a Predator, but I’m 99% sure you can’t get in trouble for looking at these pictures. I won’t blame you if you want to move it along though anyway, just to be safe.

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Ariana Grande Wearing Headphones With Cat Ears

September 27th, 2016

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We finally got Ariana Grande to stop wearing those stupid cat ears around all the time and start dressing like a real pop star hottie instead of a toddler whose parents gave up. And now here she is in a brand-new photoshoot modeling… these ridiculous cat ear headphones. I don’t know who’s responsible for this crap, but they should be fired. The only things Ariana should be modeling from now on are lingerie, bikinis and hand-bras.

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Ariana Grande Does The 2016 MTV Video Music Awards Good

August 29th, 2016

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According to my sources, it was the 2016 MTV Video Music Awards last night. And since I didn’t watch any of it, and I really couldn’t care less who won what, or what crazy thing Kanye did now, here’s my pick for the night’s biggest highlight: Ariana Grande showed up looking super-cute as usual, giving us a peek at that sexy stomach of hers. If you ask me, it was hands-down the best performance of the night.

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Ariana Grande Does The Billboard Music Awards

May 23rd, 2016

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For a while now, I’ve been saying how Ariana Grande has a shot to be every bit as famous as her fellow pop star hotties Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift, she just needs to start dressing like it. And it looks like this red carpet helper at the Billboard Music Awards agrees, because here he is making sure that Ariana’s showing enough leg for the cameras. Granted, it’s still not as much as I’d like, but if it were up to me, she would’ve just showed up in a bikini or one of those see-through dry cleaning bags, so I’ll take what I can get.

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Ariana Grande Works It On Kimmel

May 13th, 2016

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For a while now, I’ve been trying to figure out why Ariana Grande isn’t as huge as some of her fellow pop stars, like Selena Gomez or Taylor Swift. And after checking out this video of her performing on Jimmy Kimmel, I think I’ve finally got it: it’s because she hasn’t started dated a famous blogger yet. That or because she doesn’t put on regular booty and/or leg shows for the cameras. Either way, I think Ariana should get on that ASAP.

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Ariana Grande Is Red Hot

February 16th, 2016

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Unless it involves which pop star recently took a bikini vacation, I don’t know much about pop music these days. So I don’t know if Ariana Grande was up for an award at the 58th annual Grammys last night, or if she was just presenting. But I do know she was looking red hot, and that’s got to be worth something, right? Isn’t that how these things work? The hottest ones win? If not, this whole thing is rigged.

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Ariana Grande Is A Super Cutie

November 4th, 2015

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Here’s Ariana Grande in London posing for pictures with her fans, and I know there are a lot of interchangeable young pop stars out there these days, but pictures like this are why I consider Ariana to be one of my favorites. Not because she’s nice to her fans, no one cares about that. I meant because she’s super-cute and has a great body. Everyone knows that’s the only thing that really matters.

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Wheel Of Musical Impressions With Ariana Grande

September 16th, 2015

I hate to admit this, but Ariana Grande is a pretty talented singer and not to mention damn cute. Even though I think every female recording artist nowadays sounds the same, this girl has some big pipes. Speaking of pipes, I have one forming in my pants after watching this. Sorry, cheap penis joke. On another note, Jimmy Fallon sucks!

Ariana Grande Needs To Learn How To Dress

August 14th, 2015

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I think someone needs to have a talk with Ariana Grande, and if her manager isn’t going to do it, I guess it’s better coming from her favorite blogger. Because here’s Ariana at the Tokyo airport dressed in pink unicorn pajamas, and looking like she’s a 4-year-old that was allowed to dress herself for the first time, instead of the smoking hottie she actually is. So if you ask me, Ariana needs an official wardrobe consultant on the payroll and I’d be more than happy to volunteer. And with a little luck, I’ll have her wearing nothing but bikinis and Daisy Dukes in no time. Fingers crossed.

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