Looks like Ariana Grande is stepping up her game slightly. Now all she has to do is remove her hand bra and reveal those perky little chicken nuggets. Fingers crossed.
According to my sources, Ariana Grande just released a new single. And I’ve never been a big fan of her music, but I’ve always liked Ariana. I think she’s really “talented.” Just not musically. Anyway, if you want to hear the new song, I recommend watching the video below. I’ve found it works even better on mute.
I’ve done a lot of posts on Ariana Grande over the years, but I don’t think I ever realized she was a dog person before this. See, according to my sources, she’s playing with one of her dogs in this GIF, although I’ve been staring at it for 20 minutes now and the only thing I’m seeing is Ariana’s booty. I guess I’ll have to just take their word for it.
I’ve never paid much attention to Ariana Grande over the years, but now that everybody hates Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus is boring and Selena Gomez is busy doing lame art projects, I guess I need a new pop star hottie to drool over. And I’ve gotta say, ever since Ariana ditched those cat ears for short skirts and booty shorts, I’m suddenly starting to find her a lot more interesting.
OK, so this one is a little tricky for me. In case you didn’t hear, Miley Cyrus and Ariana Grande performed as part of a big, star-studded charity benefit concert for Manchester last night, and it’s a little tough to make jokes about that, because it’s a great cause. It’s also difficult, because every time I try to whip out the Little Tuna, they cut to a shot of someone in the audience tearing up. And normally I don’t cry until afterwards. So I don’t know, maybe we should just move it along?
I’ve never been a huge fan of Ariana Grande‘s music, mostly because I can never seem to tell it apart from Demi Lovato‘s or Selena Gomez‘s or any of those other interchangeable autotuned pop star hotties’ songs. But after checking out this GIF from one of her concerts, I’m starting to think I was wrong, and maybe Ariana’s just better live. Because this is definitely what I call putting on a great show. Yow!
First it was Cosmo US for April, now it’s Cosmo UK for May. I guess Ariana Grande is just going to be on a Cosmopolitan cover every month now? And hey, as long as she keeps delivering photoshoots like these, I’m definitely not complaining. But maybe next month they can spice things up a bit by getting Ariana to ditch a layer or two or three, or all of them? Just a suggestion.
Ariana Grande is a hot chick. Sure she may have had major amounts of cosmetic surgery because she looks nothing like her childhood photos. But that’s OK because it’s not like I’m marrying her and having children. I don’t have to worry that my child will look like a monster and nothing like her mom. That’s the problem when you date a chick who has had a lot of work done, which is pretty much every social media star and celebrity. How do you explain to your ugly kid, that mommy is a fake and when you grow up you can have all the plastic surgery too. Anyway, just be careful when a dealing with a chick who has been under the knife. Maybe use a condom.
Ever since Ariana Grande started ditching the cat ears and actually dressing her age, like the rest of her fellow pop star hotties, me and the Little Tuna have started liking her a whole lot more. And here she is on the cover of Cosmopolitan giving us a peek at that cute little cleavage of hers. It’s not going to light the world’s pants on fire or anything, but it’s definitely a good start.
I don’t get Ariana Grande. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I’d still invite her over for a nice tuna sandwich sometime, but she’s got such weird style for a young hottie. And don’t even get me started on the cat ears. But here’s a couple shots of Ariana actually dressing like a professional pop star hottie for once, and if you ask me, it’s a pretty good look for her. Here’s hoping she keeps it up.
I have no clue what this photoshoot of Ariana Grande dressed up like a jail bait schoolgirl is for, unless it’s part of some promo for a new season of To Catch a Predator, but I’m 99% sure you can’t get in trouble for looking at these pictures. I won’t blame you if you want to move it along though anyway, just to be safe.
We finally got Ariana Grande to stop wearing those stupid cat ears around all the time and start dressing like a real pop star hottie instead of a toddler whose parents gave up. And now here she is in a brand-new photoshoot modeling… these ridiculous cat ear headphones. I don’t know who’s responsible for this crap, but they should be fired. The only things Ariana should be modeling from now on are lingerie, bikinis and hand-bras.
According to my sources, it was the 2016 MTV Video Music Awards last night. And since I didn’t watch any of it, and I really couldn’t care less who won what, or what crazy thing Kanye did now, here’s my pick for the night’s biggest highlight: Ariana Grande showed up looking super-cute as usual, giving us a peek at that sexy stomach of hers. If you ask me, it was hands-down the best performance of the night.