Forgot all those no-name models and Instagram wannabes. It’s been way too long since I’ve done a post on one of the OG hot nobodies: Arianny Celeste. So here’s a massive bikini photoshoot from the former? current? UFC ring girl to help remind us all of the good old days. Anyway, I’m not sure what Arianny’s up to these days and I’m way too lazy to look it up, but here’s hoping she finally gave up on that UFC crap to concentrate on wearing bikinis full-time.
While most of you lucky bastards have the day off today, I’m still hard at work here in
my mom’s basement the office in order to bring you the latest lingerie and/or bikini goodness. And here’s a little something guaranteed to make your Good Friday into a great Friday: brand-new pictures of Arianny Celeste looking red-hot in lingerie. You’re welcome in advance.
In case you need something to help distract you from that Super Bowl hangover you’re currently nursing, don’t worry. Because here’s something that ought to distract you for a good 30, maybe even 45 seconds: Brittney Palmer, Arianny Celeste and the rest of the UFC Octagon Girls, Kenda Perez, Vanessa Hanson, and Chrissy Blair, all got together in Las Vegas this weekend. So go ahead and swap that raging hangover for a raging pants fire and enjoy. You’re welcome in advance.
In case you forgot to renew your subscription to FHM Philippines, not to worry, I’ve got you covered. Because trust me, you’re not going to want to miss this shoot that Arianny Celeste did for their August issue. It’s pictures like this that help Arianny keep her #1 ranking as my favorite UFC hottie of all-time. I know people are talking about how Ronda Rousey is unbeatable after this weekend, but when it comes to the top ring girls, Arianny continues to obliterate the competition too. Just wow.
Here’s your latest pants-melting update from the wide world of men’s mags: apparently UNO Magazine out of The Philippines put everybody’s #1 favorite UFC hottie Arianny Celeste on the cover of their Travel Issue. And after checking it out, I think I’ve finally decided where I want to take my summer vacation this year: wherever the hell Arianny is. I mean, just look at that picture-perfect scenery… Yow!
I was gonna say that it seems a little early for Arianny Celeste to be putting out a 2016 calendar, considering it’s still only July. But then I saw the pictures, and you know what? I take it all back. Because they’re so hot, I’m going to want to spend a whole lot more than 12 months staring at these. So we might as well get started now. Enjoy.
Thanks to killer photoshoots like this, Arianny Celeste has been my #1 favorite Octagon Girl for a while now. But after this latest set of bikini pictures, I’m starting to think that maybe it’s time Arianny left the UFC and moved on to bigger and better gigs. You know, like filming a sex tape with a certain moderately famous blogger. …Stop laughing, that wasn’t supposed to be a joke.
A new photoshoot from Arianny Celeste is always cause for celebration, but this latest one is so damn hot, it’s going to have you needing to take an ice bath afterwards. So enjoy the sexy lingerie pictures of the reigning #1 UFC hottie, but just remember to stand at least 5-10 feet away from any flammable objects when you do, because otherwise, they’re likely to spontaneously combust too.
With practically every hottie in Hollywood at the Met Gala yesterday, I almost forgot it was Cinco de Mayo. So to make up for it, here’s my #1 favorite ring girl Arianny Celeste hosting something called Sexy De Mayo Dos in Las Vegas. And I don’t know how you guys celebrated yesterday, but no matter how many Coronas you had, I guarantee your Cinco de Mayo wasn’t anywhere near as good as the lucky bastards who got to party with Arianny and those epic funbags. Oh well. There’s always next year.
I’ve never been much of a UFC fan — watching sweaty dudes roll around with each other just isn’t my bag. But I am a pretty big fan of Arianny Celeste. And in fact, after seeing these pictures of her showing off her sexy stomach and perfect sweater mounds out in LA, I’m pretty sure she’s my favorite ring girl of all-time. Or at least until we get the next set of Brittney Palmer bikini pictures…
Today’s extra catch consists of Arianny Celeste, AnnaSophia Robb, Cristin Milioti, Jennifer Aniston, Alyshia Ochse, Kier Mellour, Alexa Chung, Atlanta de Cadenet Taylor, Sarah Hyland, Marcia Gay Harden, Brooklyn Decker, Jaimie Alexander, Tracy Anderson, Carly Steel, Danielle Vasinova, Jackie Marin, Gwyneth Paltrow, Lea Michele, Jennifer Connelly, Jessica Szohr, Ineska Taktak, Ana Cheri, Daphne Joy, Taylor-Ann Hasselhoff, Caitlin O’Connor, Melissa Riso.
In case you’ve ever wanted to see what Arianny Celeste gets up to when she’s not busy working for the UFC as one of the greatest ring girls of all-time, this “Day in the Life of” photoshoot is for you. I don’t know about you guys though, but I’m a little disappointed that they didn’t spend more time with her in the gym. Because those workout pictures are pretty inspiring. I’m already working up a sweat.
So I’m guessing that there must’ve been some kind of big UFC fight over the weekend, because we’ve got pictures of my two favorite ring girls Arianny Celeste and Brittany Palmer today, and last I checked, it wasn’t my birthday. Mostly because if it was, these two would be leg wrestling for the right to date me instead of politely posing together. Anyway, since I don’t want to start a fight or anything, I’ll just say that both these busty hotties are looking seriously good. And that I’d be more than happy to compromise and make it a triple date. Call me.
Normally when it comes to pictures of the UFC ring girls, I’m always trying to figure out which hottie I like better, Arianny Celeste or Brittney Palmer. And after this latest set of pictures, I think I’ve finally got it: my #1 favorite ring girl is the two of them together. What? It’s my site, I can do what I want. Anyway, I don’t know what happened to their car here, but if it’s anything like my pants right now, I’m guessing it seriously overheated. Enjoy.