I don’t know who this dude is getting a handful of Ariel Winter‘s booty in her latest Instagram bikini picture, but I guess that’s her new boyfriend. And I’m not going to lie, I’m getting a little jealous here. Not only am I never going to be able to get within groping distance of Ariel’s bikini booty, but I don’t think I’d be able to pick her up either. She’s not exactly light. And I’m not exactly buff. Guess I’d better go do a few more forearm reps just in case.
I thought Ariel Winter only went topless for Instagram, but looks like I was wrong, because I just found this “classy” black-and-white shoot of Ariel taking her top off for Self Magazine. And speaking of self, I think myself and the Little Tuna are going to need a little me time with these. So if you’ll excuse me, I have to go lock myself in this Starbucks bathroom for the next 30-45 seconds or until those barista prudes call the cops. Whichever comes first.
Looks like Ariel Winter is still on that beach vacation of hers, because she just gave all her fans this very important update on her tan lines via Instagram. And I don’t know about you, but I’m digging Ariel’s new signature pose. It’s a good look for the Modern Family star. Anyway, keep it here for more updates. I’m going to be following this Ariel Winter booty story very closely from here on out. We’re talking my nose an inch away from my computer screen close. So stay tuned.
If you want to know why I’m so sure that Ariel Winter is going to become a huge star someday, I think these pictures really say it all. See, while her Modern Family co-star and the rest of Hollywood were busy partying and showing off their Golden Globes last night, Ariel was hard at work, taking a bikini
vacation work trip and making sure she documented it from every angle. I just wish more young hotties had her work ethic and positive attitude.
I wonder how this picture was taken? Did Ariel Winter ask a friend to stand on a chair, point down and to make sure to get the best angle of her chubby little booty? In any case, I like the fact that she is somewhat delusional and thinks she has an amazing body. Now before you ladies get mad at me, I’m not saying her body is bad, I’m just saying it’s not something I would get off over unless I was a few drinks in and popped a half pill of Viagra. I’m a real sl%t when I mix those two.
I’ve done a lot of thinking about Ariel Winter since the last time I did a post on her, and I’m not just talking about the 30-45 seconds I spent locked in that Starbucks bathroom either. See, I think I’ve finally figured out why sometimes she looks hot and other times, just chubby and overrated. And it has to do with those giant funbags of hers. Turns out, the more she’s showing them off, the hotter Ariel looks. And here she is putting that theory to the test. If you ask me, it totally checks out.
I always have a tough time doing posts on Ariel Winter. One week, she’s looking chubby and overrated, the next week, she’s giving me a pants fire shaking her booty on Instagram. Or showing off her impressive funbags, like she’s doing here. Anyway, I still think Sarah Hyland is the hotter Modern Family kid, but as long as Ariel keeps dressing like this, I’ll keep trying to figure out whether she’s hot or not. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go, uh, “investigate” this picture for 30 seconds or so.
I don’t know when everyone else decided that Ariel Winter was hotter than Sarah Hyland, and why I wasn’t consulted, but it’s like all of sudden, she’s the only Modern Family hottie that gets any press these days. And that’s OK, I guess, as long as Ariel’s showing off those meaty funbags of hers. But I’d still rather see Sarah or Sofia Vergara in this Elle Magazine photoshoot. And I’m sure I can’t be the only one. Right?
In case you missed it, last time I did a post on Ariel Winter, I said how great it was to see that she was finally living up to her true potential. Not as an actress. As a hot nobody. And now here she is shaking her ass on Instagram like a total pro. I’m telling you guys, if they gave out an Emmy for bikini booty shaking videos, Ariel would be a lock. Because I don’t know about you, but I could watch this on a loop for the rest of the day. Or the next 30-45 seconds, at least.
It always warms my cold blogger
heart pants region to see a young hottie start living up to her true potential, and here’s Ariel Winter taking the next step on the official hot nobody career path: posting sexy selfies to Snapchat and going out in leggings for the paparazzi. All that’s left now is leaking a few “hacked” pictures and/or a sex tape, and starting an ill-advised relationship with some D-list loser. (P.S. Ariel, I think I can help with that last one… Call me!)
I don’t know if these paparazzi shots of Ariel Winter bending over for a new swimsuit shoot are Photoshopped or what, but all I know is, Ariel’s booty is looking the best I’ve ever seen it in these shots. I thought the camera was supposed to add 10 pounds, not subtract them. Anyway, whatever it is, I hope all the other photographers out there are taking notes, because I’m pretty sure we just found Ariel’s best angle. Wow!
I didn’t do the official math on this, but I’m pretty sure that 90% of chicks this year dressed up like Margot Robbie from Suicide Squad for Halloween. Which is totally hot, and also totally boring. But luckily, there were still a few originals out there. So here’s Ariel Winter dressed up like Emma Stone from Easy A and then a true classic:
chubby Playboy bunny. Nice work!
I don’t know when Ariel Winter officially overtook Sarah Hyland as the most famous young hottie on Modern Family, but here she is in a new busty photoshoot for Rogue Magazine (whatever that is) and some even more busty candids. And it just proves something I’ve been saying this whole time: if you want to be famous, all you need is giant funbags and a willingness to show them off 24/7. It’s pretty simple, really. Hope all you wannabe hotties out there are taking notes.