Whoa. I don’t know when Ariel Winter went all punk rock, but I’m guessing those tattoos and that nose ring aren’t real, and they’re just props for this new photoshoot Ariel did, whatever it’s for. But I’ve gotta say, I’m kinda digging the badass punk look on Ariel. Well, OK, mostly, I’m just digging the super short shorts, but whatever. Same difference.
No offense to Ariel Winter, but I’ve been doing this gig for a while now, and in my professional opinion, she’s still got a lot to learn about being a professional hot nobody. Let’s start with the positives here, like the fact that she’s looking pretty hot in those Daisy Dukes of hers. But taking a busty selfie in a messy room is a major fail. See, all that visual clutter distracts the eye from what’s really important, aka Ariel’s meaty cleavage. That’s just Hot Nobody 101. Oh well. She’d better keep practicing.
I know Ariel Winter was killing it in the hotness department for a while there, but I think she might have to go back for more hottie lessons with her Modern Family co-star/busty mentor Sofia Vergara. Because everyone knows the paps are supposed to catch you bending over in a low-cut shirt or forgetting to wear a bra, not digging for gold in your nose. C’mon Ariel. That’s just Hottie 101.
Now that Ariel Winter‘s officially leapfrogged her Modern Family co-star Sarah Hyland to become the new Sofia Vergara, I’m guessing she must be contractually-obligated to show off those giant funbags of hers for the paps at least once a week. So here she is heading into the Game Saver Lunch for Glamour Magazine, and it looks like Sofia taught her well, because this is one grade-A bust show. Enjoy.
Ariel Winter‘s still got a ways to go before she catches up with Sofia Vergara in the hotness department, but if she keeps doing bikini yoga in full view of the paps like this, she’s going to pass Sarah Hyland on the Modern Family Hottie Power Rankings in no time. And I have to say, I’m impressed. What Ariel lacks in flexibility, she certainly makes up for in the funbag region. Well done!
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I guess Snapchat is officially the new Instagram, because first Bella Thorne was using it to post her latest sexy pictures and now Ariel Winter‘s using it to show off her impressive funbags. Anyway, I don’t watch much Modern Family anymore, and when I do, it’s usually just frame-by-frame and on mute (so I don’t miss anything). So I can’t say if Ariel’s a good actress or not, but after this, I think it’s pretty clear she’s got a bright future ahead of her as a Snapchat/Instagram model.
I’m 99% sure Ariel Winter meant to send this fitting room bikini selfie to her favorite blogger instead of posting it on Instagram for all you weirdos and perverts to see. But I guess she must’ve hit the wrong button. That said, I’m still happy to answer her question. I think this looks pretty good on Ariel, but personally, I think she’d look even better in a hand-bra for Spring Break.
Now this is more like it: Ariel Winter must’ve been taking notes from her fellow Modern Family hotties, because this is some Sofia Vergara-level cleavage she was dropping at the Dream Builders black tie charity gala. I just wish I’d gotten an invite too. I mean, OK, so the closest thing I’ve got to “black tie” is a pair of black drawstring sweatpants, but still, I would’ve worn whatever it took for a chance to see these puppies firsthand. Including my dressiest sweats.
Now that Ariel Winter‘s officially 18, you perverts can check out these pictures of her waiting for her car at the valet without anybody getting into trouble. But if Ariel really wants to follow in her Modern Family co-star Sofia Vergara‘s hottie footsteps, she’s going to have to learn how to play to her strengths a bit better. Because nothing against this leg show, but I think a cleavage show would’ve gotten a lot more clicks for the both of us. Just something to remember for next time.
Now that Ariel Winter‘s on the right side of 18, she can show up to events like the Screen Actors Guild Awards without getting any of you perverts in trouble. Which is great news on its own, but even better is the fact that Ariel seems to have picked up a few lessons on red carpet fashion from her Modern Family co-star Sofia Vergara. Maybe she’s just got more natural “talent” to work with, but it took Sarah Hyland years to master red carpet sideboob, and Ariel did it in under a week. Sarah better watch out.
According to my sources, Ariel Winter had her 18th birthday yesterday. And I’m sure that’s big news for anybody out there who still watches Modern Family. You can finally stop fast-forwarding through her scenes and watch them in slo-mo instead. Or even go frame by frame if they’re in a trampoline store or something. To be honest though, that show really went downhill ever since they ignored my suggestion to set an episode (or episodes) at a Jello wrestling tournament. Oh well. There’s always next season, I guess.
Here’s Modern Family‘s Ariel Winter at some event called the International Women’s Media Foundation 26th annual Courage in Journalism Awards. And even though I’ve never heard of that before, I’m a little surprised I wasn’t nominated this year. Because it takes some real courage in journalism to post these pictures even though I know Ariel’s still big trouble. Oh well, I guess I’ll have to settle for a Pulitzer. But for now, let’s all just move it along. This has already been dangerous enough.
Here’s Modern Family‘s Ariel Winter at a couple Emmy after-parties. And according to my sources, she supposedly got a breast reduction since the last time we saw her, but I wouldn’t recommend looking too closely: Ariel’s still only 17. I just wish she’d waited until she turned 18 to make such an important decision. You know, for her health. Uh, let’s just move it along, OK?
In case you needed another reminder that Ariel Winter is still only 17 and still trouble, here you go: she just posted a few of her prom pictures on Instagram. Yes, as in high school prom. (And no, that’s her dad, not her date, you sickos.) So I’d move it along, because if getting busted on prom night was no fun when you were in high school, I’m guessing it’s a whole lot worse as an adult.