I thought I had a good job, getting to write about hotties in bikinis from my couch in sweatpants 5 days a week, but turns out there’s an even better gig out there: getting paid to apply makeup to Ariel Winter‘s booty. I didn’t even realize that was a thing, let alone something you could do for money. So, where do I send in my resume?
There’s few things I love more in this world than seeing a busty hottie stuffed into a tight dress, so here’s Ariel Winter busting out at some post-Emmy reception in Hollywood. And as great as her cleavage is looking, I was just thinking how it could be even better if she hadn’t gotten that boob reduction a while back. Oh well. At least these still look like they’d make for pretty great pillows, as is.
Now this is what I am talking about! Ariel Winter showing off her improved and reduced, but still big boobies at the Audi Celebrates The 68th Emmys event. I still think she could use a little cardio in her daily life, however, that could come with some drawbacks. Loss of weight usually means smaller titties. We need to figure away around this
I may not know much about fashion, but I’m pretty sure I’ve heard that stripes are slimming, so I guess that’s one of the reasons Ariel Winter was rocking a pinstripe pantsuit to Variety’s Power of Young Hollywood event, considering she’s looked a little chubby in the past. But you know what else is slimming? Giant funbags. I’m telling you, one look at that massive cleavage Ariel’s showing off here, and her weight is the last thing anyone’s thinking about.
Good news: Ariel Winter was definitely listening when I said that the more skin she shows, the better she looks. And here she is rocking some Daisy Dukes with her hot friend for the paps in West Hollywood. We’re even getting a peek at that sexy stomach of hers too. The only way these pictures could get any better is if she’d gone see-through or a bikini up top. Oh well. Maybe next time!
So I guess Ariel Winter was listening when I said real clothes made her look a little chubby, because here she is with a few new sexy Instagram shots, including one of her wearing a swimsuit and my personal favorite, nothing but a towel. And I have to say, it’s a good look for Ariel. A little skin goes a long way towards distracting me from her other problem areas. And luckily, I’m easily distracted.
So maybe I’ve just been distracted by all the mega-cleavage she’s been dropping recently, but I guess I never realized that if Ariel Winter isn’t showing off those giant funbags of hers, she’s kind of… chubby. Huh. Who knew? Anyway, here’s Ariel out looking a little big and making me question everything — if I missed that, what else have I been missing?
Pretty sure Ariel Winter has officially leapfrogged her Modern Family co-star Sarah Hyland in the sitcom hottie department after this. Because don’t get me wrong, as super-cute as Sarah is, she’s not dropping busty hotness like this on social media on a regular basis. So congratulations Ariel, I’m glad to see at least one of you learned something from Sofia Vergara about the importance of self-promotion.
Whoa. I don’t know when Ariel Winter went all punk rock, but I’m guessing those tattoos and that nose ring aren’t real, and they’re just props for this new photoshoot Ariel did, whatever it’s for. But I’ve gotta say, I’m kinda digging the badass punk look on Ariel. Well, OK, mostly, I’m just digging the super short shorts, but whatever. Same difference.
No offense to Ariel Winter, but I’ve been doing this gig for a while now, and in my professional opinion, she’s still got a lot to learn about being a professional hot nobody. Let’s start with the positives here, like the fact that she’s looking pretty hot in those Daisy Dukes of hers. But taking a busty selfie in a messy room is a major fail. See, all that visual clutter distracts the eye from what’s really important, aka Ariel’s meaty cleavage. That’s just Hot Nobody 101. Oh well. She’d better keep practicing.
I know Ariel Winter was killing it in the hotness department for a while there, but I think she might have to go back for more hottie lessons with her Modern Family co-star/busty mentor Sofia Vergara. Because everyone knows the paps are supposed to catch you bending over in a low-cut shirt or forgetting to wear a bra, not digging for gold in your nose. C’mon Ariel. That’s just Hottie 101.
Now that Ariel Winter‘s officially leapfrogged her Modern Family co-star Sarah Hyland to become the new Sofia Vergara, I’m guessing she must be contractually-obligated to show off those giant funbags of hers for the paps at least once a week. So here she is heading into the Game Saver Lunch for Glamour Magazine, and it looks like Sofia taught her well, because this is one grade-A bust show. Enjoy.
Ariel Winter‘s still got a ways to go before she catches up with Sofia Vergara in the hotness department, but if she keeps doing bikini yoga in full view of the paps like this, she’s going to pass Sarah Hyland on the Modern Family Hottie Power Rankings in no time. And I have to say, I’m impressed. What Ariel lacks in flexibility, she certainly makes up for in the funbag region. Well done!
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