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Ariel Winter Needs To Hire me

September 23rd, 2016

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I thought I had a good job, getting to write about hotties in bikinis from my couch in sweatpants 5 days a week, but turns out there’s an even better gig out there: getting paid to apply makeup to Ariel Winter‘s booty. I didn’t even realize that was a thing, let alone something you could do for money. So, where do I send in my resume?

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Ariel Winter Busts Out Big Time

September 20th, 2016

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There’s few things I love more in this world than seeing a busty hottie stuffed into a tight dress, so here’s Ariel Winter busting out at some post-Emmy reception in Hollywood. And as great as her cleavage is looking, I was just thinking how it could be even better if she hadn’t gotten that boob reduction a while back. Oh well. At least these still look like they’d make for pretty great pillows, as is.

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Ariel Winter Is Busting Out

September 16th, 2016

Now this is what I am talking about! Ariel Winter showing off her improved and reduced, but still big boobies at the Audi Celebrates The 68th Emmys event. I still think she could use a little cardio in her daily life, however, that could come with some drawbacks. Loss of weight usually means smaller titties. We need to figure away around this

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Ariel Winter And Her Yoga Booty

September 15th, 2016

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Here is Ariel Winter leaving a yoga class and showing off her super juicy booty in short shorts. It’s a little too juicy for my liking. I think Ariel would be better off doing deep knee bends and not yoga, but at least she trying. I have to give her that.

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Ariel Winter And Her Boob Show

August 17th, 2016

I may not know much about fashion, but I’m pretty sure I’ve heard that stripes are slimming, so I guess that’s one of the reasons Ariel Winter was rocking a pinstripe pantsuit to Variety’s Power of Young Hollywood event, considering she’s looked a little chubby in the past. But you know what else is slimming? Giant funbags. I’m telling you, one look at that massive cleavage Ariel’s showing off here, and her weight is the last thing anyone’s thinking about.

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When Ariel Winter Is Not Sl%tty, She’s Chubby

July 14th, 2016

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So maybe I’ve just been distracted by all the mega-cleavage she’s been dropping recently, but I guess I never realized that if Ariel Winter isn’t showing off those giant funbags of hers, she’s kind of… chubby. Huh. Who knew? Anyway, here’s Ariel out looking a little big and making me question everything — if I missed that, what else have I been missing?

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Ariel Winter’s Booty In A Bikini

July 6th, 2016

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Pretty sure Ariel Winter has officially leapfrogged her Modern Family co-star Sarah Hyland in the sitcom hottie department after this. Because don’t get me wrong, as super-cute as Sarah is, she’s not dropping busty hotness like this on social media on a regular basis. So congratulations Ariel, I’m glad to see at least one of you learned something from Sofia Vergara about the importance of self-promotion.

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Ariel Winter Is Now A Naughty Badass!

June 20th, 2016

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Whoa. I don’t know when Ariel Winter went all punk rock, but I’m guessing those tattoos and that nose ring aren’t real, and they’re just props for this new photoshoot Ariel did, whatever it’s for. But I’ve gotta say, I’m kinda digging the badass punk look on Ariel. Well, OK, mostly, I’m just digging the super short shorts, but whatever. Same difference.

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Ariel Winter’s Cleavage Show

June 6th, 2016

No offense to Ariel Winter, but I’ve been doing this gig for a while now, and in my professional opinion, she’s still got a lot to learn about being a professional hot nobody. Let’s start with the positives here, like the fact that she’s looking pretty hot in those Daisy Dukes of hers. But taking a busty selfie in a messy room is a major fail. See, all that visual clutter distracts the eye from what’s really important, aka Ariel’s meaty cleavage. That’s just Hot Nobody 101. Oh well. She’d better keep practicing.

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Ariel Winter Busts Out Big Time!!!

April 21st, 2016

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Now that Ariel Winter‘s officially leapfrogged her Modern Family co-star Sarah Hyland to become the new Sofia Vergara, I’m guessing she must be contractually-obligated to show off those giant funbags of hers for the paps at least once a week. So here she is heading into the Game Saver Lunch for Glamour Magazine, and it looks like Sofia taught her well, because this is one grade-A bust show. Enjoy.

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Ariel Winter In A Bikini

April 6th, 2016

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Ariel Winter‘s still got a ways to go before she catches up with Sofia Vergara in the hotness department, but if she keeps doing bikini yoga in full view of the paps like this, she’s going to pass Sarah Hyland on the Modern Family Hottie Power Rankings in no time. And I have to say, I’m impressed. What Ariel lacks in flexibility, she certainly makes up for in the funbag region. Well done!

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