Wow. I already knew Ariel Winter hits the gym a lot (she posts about on social media practically every day). But I had no idea this was her workout outfit. I mean, damn! I know most people have already given up on their New Year’s Resolutions by now and the gyms are starting to clear out again, but I bet attendance at Ariel’s gym is still at max capacity. Hell, even I’d consider going for a view like this. I bet I’d have the strongest forearms after a few weeks.
I know Ariel Winter had that breast reduction surgery years ago, but every time I see a new picture and/or GIF of her and those massive funbags of hers, I have trouble believing it. I mean, just try to imagine if these were any bigger. I’m pretty sure Ariel’s not the only one who would have trouble walking around… I don’t know about you guys, but I’m going to have to stay seated for the next 30-45 seconds, as is. Yow.
As you guys know, I’m a true professional. (Stop laughing.) So I’ve spent the entire morning studying this latest Ariel Winter video to try to figure out whether this counts as an official wardrobe malfunction. And here’s what I’ve determined: I think I need to change into a new pair of sweatpants… Now, where do I pick up my Pulitzer for all this hard-hitting journalism?
I don’t know if you guys have noticed, but Ariel Winter‘s been looking pretty fit in her Snapchat selfies lately. She’s definitely starting to look a little less chubby. And now we know why: because she’s been spending most of her days working out at the gym. And here I figured she just spent all her day on Snapchat. Glad to see Ariel can multi-task. Here’s hoping she keeps up the good work.
I don’t know if these people are Ariel Winter‘s fans, or friends and family, or maybe just normal people she hires to follow her around to make her look hotter in pictures. But whatever the case, it’s definitely working. Although the Daisy Dukes and all that cleavage certainly doesn’t hurt either. Yee-haw.
I’ve gotta say, I’ve always been really impressed by Ariel Winter. While all the other former child actors out there are busy trying to have “careers” or become pop stars or something, Ariel here is going a different route: future professional hot nobody. And I fully support it. Anyway, here she is spending her Memorial Day hard at work putting on a bikini booty show. Her tongue action needs a little work, but as long as she keeps practicing and working hard, I’m sure she’ll get the hang of it eventually.