Please read my last Dua Lipa post! Same applies here too.
Ariel Winter is a real classy broad. Here she is legs spread and open for business. I want to be a client! Anyway, I’m really posting this for the GIF of her massive melons. And to think she had a breast reduction! Those things are HUGE!
I guess Ariel Winter is serious about this whole “modeling” thing, because here she is with a few more “pro” shots. I’m still not convinced this is going to pay the bills for Ariel once Modern Family is done, but luckily, she’s always got a promising career as a hot nobody Insta-hottie to fall back on.
I know Ariel Winter had that breast reduction surgery years ago, but every time I see a new picture and/or GIF of her and those massive funbags of hers, I have trouble believing it. I mean, just try to imagine if these were any bigger. I’m pretty sure Ariel’s not the only one who would have trouble walking around… I don’t know about you guys, but I’m going to have to stay seated for the next 30-45 seconds, as is. Yow.
As you guys know, I’m a true professional. (Stop laughing.) So I’ve spent the entire morning studying this latest Ariel Winter video to try to figure out whether this counts as an official wardrobe malfunction. And here’s what I’ve determined: I think I need to change into a new pair of sweatpants… Now, where do I pick up my Pulitzer for all this hard-hitting journalism?
Ariel Winter is really working hard at being a social media star. I guess she realizes Modern Family is almost done and needs to make sure to have a job security. Obviously, she made great money off the show, but to maintain her lifestyle afterwards it will be costly. I have a feeling those boobies are going to fund her future.