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And To Imagine Ariel Winter Had Her Breasts Reduced

January 17th, 2018

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I know¬†Ariel Winter had that breast reduction surgery years ago, but every time I see a new picture and/or GIF of her and those massive funbags of hers, I have trouble believing it. I mean, just try to imagine if these were any bigger. I’m pretty sure Ariel’s not the only one who would have trouble walking around… I don’t know about you guys, but I’m going to have to stay seated for the next 30-45 seconds, as is. Yow.


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Ariel Winter’s Slight Areola Slip

November 9th, 2017

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As you guys know, I’m a true professional. (Stop laughing.) So I’ve spent the entire morning studying this latest¬†Ariel Winter video to try to figure out whether this counts as an official wardrobe malfunction. And here’s what I’ve determined: I think I need to change into a new pair of sweatpants… Now, where do I pick up my Pulitzer for all this hard-hitting journalism?

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Ariel Winter Busting Hard On Social Media

August 29th, 2017

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Ariel Winter is really working hard at being a social media star. I guess she realizes Modern Family is almost done and needs to make sure to have a job security. Obviously, she made great money off the show, but to maintain her lifestyle afterwards it will be costly. I have a feeling those boobies are going to fund her future.

         
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