This was an interesting choice of picture Ariel Winter posted on her Instagram. I’m sure advertisers are going to flock to her page and give her money to promote crap. Even though it’s not her best feature, it’s a little too HUGE for my liking, I dig her Instamodel hustle. It’ll def get her some male followers that she can then try to sell lipstick and face masks to.
As you guys know, I’m a true professional. (Stop laughing.) So I’ve spent the entire morning studying this latest Ariel Winter video to try to figure out whether this counts as an official wardrobe malfunction. And here’s what I’ve determined: I think I need to change into a new pair of sweatpants… Now, where do I pick up my Pulitzer for all this hard-hitting journalism?
I know it’s been a little over a week since our last Ariel Winter update, but don’t worry. It’s not like she went out and got a real job or anything. She’s still hard at work posting pictures of her bikini booty and cleavage up on Instagram, and I think you’ll probably agree it’s some of her best work yet.
I know I like to rag on Ariel Winter sometimes, but I’ve got to give her credit. This picture combines two of my favorite things in the whole world: pizza and a hot nobody showing off her booty on Instagram. Anyway, I know I’m probably the last person to tell someone they need to be staying away from junk food, considering my keyboard is probably 50% Cheeto dust by now, but if Ariel wants her booty to stay looking this good, she needs to make sure the only pizza she’s getting near her body is the inflatable kind.
You know how every group of girls always has that one less attractive friend to make them all look better or thinner or whatever? Well, after checking out these shots of Ariel Winter and her friends on social media, I’m pretty sure Ariel must only hang out with girls with smaller funbags, because maybe it’s just an optical illusion, but hers are looking huge here. Either way, me and the Little Tuna definitely approve.