I know it’s been a little over a week since our last Ariel Winter update, but don’t worry. It’s not like she went out and got a real job or anything. She’s still hard at work posting pictures of her bikini booty and cleavage up on Instagram, and I think you’ll probably agree it’s some of her best work yet.
I know I like to rag on Ariel Winter sometimes, but I’ve got to give her credit. This picture combines two of my favorite things in the whole world: pizza and a hot nobody showing off her booty on Instagram. Anyway, I know I’m probably the last person to tell someone they need to be staying away from junk food, considering my keyboard is probably 50% Cheeto dust by now, but if Ariel wants her booty to stay looking this good, she needs to make sure the only pizza she’s getting near her body is the inflatable kind.
You know how every group of girls always has that one less attractive friend to make them all look better or thinner or whatever? Well, after checking out these shots of Ariel Winter and her friends on social media, I’m pretty sure Ariel must only hang out with girls with smaller funbags, because maybe it’s just an optical illusion, but hers are looking huge here. Either way, me and the Little Tuna definitely approve.