I don’t want to alarm anyone, but I’m pretty sure that the Brits are trying to steal former members of the Pussycat Dolls one at a time. Because first they made Nicole Scherzinger an honorary busty Brit, and now here’s Ashley Roberts dropping some solid cleavage at the British Comedy Awards for some reason. I don’t think I even ever realized that Ashley looked this good either, but now that I know, hands off! She’s ours. And this aggression will not stand, man.