Alright, so I’ve showed you who made the cover of this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and who should’ve made the cover, now here’s the best of the rest: Lais Ribeiro, Ana De Paula, Kelly Gale, Rose Bertram, Myla Dalbesio, Samantha Hoopes, Hannah Davis, Hannah Ferguson, Barbara Palvin, Bo Krsmanovic, McKenna Berkley, Bianca Balti, Nina Agdal, and Kate Bock. I tried to pick a favorite out of these girls, but then remembered I didn’t have to — I can just drool over them all at once. Sometimes it’s good to be the boss.
I don’t know what happened to Barbara Palvin. It seemed like she was all set to become the next big thing in the modeling world, and then all those wannabes like the Hadids and the Baldwins and Jenner sisters took over and we stopped getting any new photoshoots from this hottie. But she just did a sexy new shoot for lui, and if this doesn’t make people start paying attention to Barbara again, I don’t know what will. Yow!
I’ve always liked Barbara Palvin. She’s smoking hot, but she’s not as famous as some of the other Victoria’s Secret models out there, which means I might have more of a shot. We’re talking 0.0000001% more, but hey, I’ll still take it. Anyway, here she is with a new cover shoot for Maxim, and apart from the topless shot, these photoshoots are all so lame these days. If you ask me, they need a new photographer with fresh ideas. Like getting these models on trampolines or getting rid of all that pesky clothing. Luckily, my phone takes great pictures. Call me!
I don’t know where Barbara Palvin disappeared to, but it feels like it’s been forever since I’ve been able to do a post on the Hungarian hottie. Anyway, according to my sources, she’s in Italy right now for the Venice Film Festival, and for some weird reason, she did a beach photoshoot fully-clothed instead of in a bikini. I guess it’s been so long since she’s done one, Barbara just got a little confused. But don’t worry, I’m sure she’ll get it right next time.
A whole bunch of bikini model hotties showed up for Sports Illustrated‘s Summer of Swim Fan Festival at Coney Island. Big names like Ashley Graham, Barbara Palvin, Chrissy Teigen, Hannah Ferguson, Hannah Jeter, Kate Bock, Mia Kang, and Robyn Lawley. Only one of these ladies isn’t like all the others. Can you guess which one? I’ll give you a hint… One of them is routinely called “healthy” and “sexy” and a “supermodel,” and the rest actually are.
The good news: Sports Illustrated keeps throwing hottie-filled parties for the launch of their 2016 Swimsuit Issue; this time, it was a BBQ at some hotel in Miami. And Erin Heatherton, Gigi Hadid, Lily Aldridge, Hailey Clauson, Chrissy Teigen, Hannah Ferguson, Tanya Mityushina, Kate Bock, Emily DiDonato, Kelly Rohrbach, Chanel Iman, Sofia Resing, Hannah Davis, Nina Agdal, Samantha Hoopes, Bo Krsmanovic, and Barbara Palvin all showed up. Except once again, nobody wore a bikini. Or body paint. Or even a one piece! I’m pretty sure they’re just screwing with me at this point. And I don’t appreciate it.
I don’t know about you guys, but when I hear that a whole bunch of SI models hit Miami Beach to celebrate the release of the 2016 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue, I wasn’t exactly expecting to see them all wearing clothes… But here’s Barbara Palvin, Chanel Iman, Chrissy Teigen, Gigi Hadid, Hailey Clauson, Hannah Ferguson, Nina Agdal, and Robyn Lawley, and not a single one of them is in a swimsuit. I mean, the no bikinis on the red carpet thing I get, but come on, they’re at a beach!! This is just cruel.
Sports Illustrated threw a big party to celebrate their 2016 Swimsuit Issue last night, and invited a whole bunch of serious hotties. Including Bo Krsmanovic, Kelly Rohrbach, Irina Shayk, Hannah Davis, Samantha Hoopes, Chanel Iman, Hannah Ferguson, Barbara Palvin, Lily Aldridge, Hailey Clauson, Erin Heatherton, Nina Agdal, Kate Bock, Tanya Mityushina, Megan Williams, Kyra Santoro, Emily DiDonato, and Daniela Lopez Osorio. The only problem? You know, besides the fact that they didn’t also invite me and the Little Tuna? That they didn’t make it a pool party instead. Now that really would’ve taken this night to the next level…
In case you missed it, today’s one of my favorite holidays of the year. No, I’m not talking about President’s Day. Today’s the day Sports Illustrated officially releases the pictures from their 2016 Swimsuit Issue. And here’s a few of my favorites from hotties Hannah Ferguson, Barbara Palvin, Chanel Iman, Nina Agdal, Kate Bock, Samantha Hoopes, Gigi Hadid, Tanya Mityushina, Erin Heatherton, Rose Bertram, Kelly Rohrbach, Irina Shayk, Bo Krsmanovic, Lily Aldridge, Emily DiDonato. If you ask me, Hannah should’ve gotten the cover just based on that killer split. Yow! Now that’s something actually worth celebrating. Sorry, George Washington.
I don’t really get how Barbara Palvin can be a Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue 2016 “Rookie,” considering me and my readers have known about her and her epic bikini hotness for years now. But if it means we get more smoking hot bikini shots like this, they can call Barbara whatever the hell they like, as far as I’m concerned. Enjoy.
It’s been too long since we’ve gotten any new pictures from underrated hottie Barbara Palvin. So even though I tend to prefer seeing her wearing lingerie to clothes (or better yet, nothing at all), I guess these are going to have to do. Beggars can’t be choosers, right? Because if they can, I’ve got a bunch of great ideas for her next shoot…
We haven’t been seeing many pictures from Barbara Palvin these days, and I don’t know why, considering she’s one of the hottest lingerie models out there. But luckily, I think it’s safe to say that this latest photoshoot of hers is hot enough to keep my pants fire going until next time. And you know, I always thought Barbara belonged in lingerie, but I was way off, because turns out, she looks even better in nothing at all. Go figure.
Today’s extra catch consists of Chloe Grace Moretz, Kim Kardashian, Carol Vorderman, Kylie Minogue, Lara Stone, Tulisa Contostavlos, Lea Michele, Paloma Faith, Anna Friel, Abbey Clancy, Zara Martin, Sienna Miller, Ana Beatriz Barros, Nicole Scherzinger, Bar Refaeli, Jessica Chastain, Heidi Klum, Rosario Dawson, Irina Shayk, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Barbara Palvin, Dita Von Teese, Toni Garrn, Georgina Chapman, Izabel Goulart.
Because Cannes has somehow become the go-to place to find the world’s hottest models putting on a show, here’s one of my favorites Barbara Palvin giving some sweet tongue action to the camera and showing off her perfect body. And now I really want to found out how the French managed this, because I’ve been trying to get Barbara to come do the same for me for years. I mean, c’mon, what does the French Rivera have that my mom’s basement doesn’t?