I don’t know why every single photoshoot has to look like the pictures have been taken with Instagram filters now. What ever happened to just coming up with cool photoshoot ideas on your own? But I will say this, these pictures do have at least one good thing going for them: they’re of smoking hot Latvian model Ginta Lapina. And that’s good enough for me. Yow!
I have some exciting news to report, everyone. It’s official: My favorite new bikini babe, Claudia Romani, and I are now Twitter friends. And we all know that’s only one small step away from Claudia becoming my new Internet girlfriend and, assuming she plays her cards right, my future ex-wife. It’s all happening so fast. I haven’t even told my mom yet.
Paris Hilton took a well deserved vacation in Maui after she faced a lot of criticism over the anti-gay remarks she made last week. Poor girl looks devastated as she’s strutting along the beach in a bikini with her latest douche model and future HSV-1 recipient. Anyway, that’s enough on this bigot, she’s not even showing her skinny booty, so let’s move along. Waste of interweb space.