Maybe you guys don’t believe me when I talk trash about how Bella Hadid isn’t a real supermodel and how she should just stick to Instagram. Maybe you think I’m just jealous she’s got rich parents that’ll buy her however many magazine covers she wants. But don’t take my word for it, see for yourself: check out this shoot she did for Vogue Brazil and then check out Bella’s latest Instagram pictures. I rest my case.
I’ve never heard of SuperELLE before, but according to my sources, Bella Hadid did this leggy photoshoot for the Chinese fashion mag’s upcoming fall issue. Now, if you ask me, this whole thing sounds kind of made up, which makes it pretty perfect that they hired a fake model like Bella. A knockoff supermodel for a knockoff version of ELLE. I just wonder who paid who, and how much.
I know I’ve probably done dozens of posts on Bella Hadid over the years, but I still don’t think I’d recognize her on the street. Well, unless she was making the same face she makes in every single picture ever taken of her. Anyway, here she is posing for a selfie with one very lucky fan. Let’s just hope that nippleitis of hers isn’t contagious. For all our sakes.
Listen, I know I’m supposed to pretend that Bella Hadid is a “real” “supermodel” and everything, just because she gets topless for fashion mags and has a rich dad who can buy this website and turn it into a mommy blog before I finish my next post. But I’m sorry. I don’t look at this V Magazine shoot and see a model. All I see is a untalented rich kid playing pretend.
I’m used to getting frustrated by whatever new Bella Hadid “photoshoot” we get, but I’m sorry, this latest one is just nuts. I’m not even sure who’s less qualified to be a professional model here, Bella or the greasy-looking dude she’s posing with. But hey, I guess this is what passes for modeling these days. Sad.
I still can’t believe that Bella Hadid is actually being taken seriously in the modeling business, but I guess here’s definitive proof: her posing with her very own New York City billboard. So who knows, maybe there’s hope for the rest of us yet. And if I just keep pretending, I can finally land my dream career too: professional
journalist supermodel sugar daddy. Wish me luck.
Bella Hadid made the big time. Here she is in some shoot for Vogue Italia. It’s sad when we have 7s gracing the cover of one of the most coveted magazines. I’m sure Bella feels a sense of accomplishment now. You know, never having worked a real job in her life and now this.
In case you still don’t get why I always rag on fake wannabe models like Bella Hadid, just check out this latest photoshoot Bella did for some German mag. See, in the past, these kinds of artsy, black-and-white topless shoots would’ve been done by some Victoria’s Secret hottie, like Adriana Lima or Miranda Kerr. And instead, now we get Bella, a fake model for a fake artsy shoot. I rest my case.
Here’s Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid doing their best to convince everyone that they’re both world-famous supermodels and not just a pair of wannabe rich kids by posing for pictures on some super-expensive yacht and jet ski. And yeah, I don’t know about you guys, but I’m still not buying it. Maybe if they went motorboating together instead… Now that would be worth taking pictures of.
Well, I tried. I constantly reminded everyone that Bella Hadid only had one go-to look, and was only getting modeling jobs because of her rich parents. But I guess there’s no fighting it anymore. Because according to my sources, Bella just did her first photoshoot with Terry Richardson for something called Porter Magazine, and I’m pretty sure that officially makes her a model now. I guess I just don’t understand this business anymore.
Last time I did a post on Bella Hadid, I decided to officially give her the coveted title of Hottest Hadid Sister. And I’m glad to see that she’s living up to that billing with this latest round of bikini pictures. I mean, sure, I still think she’s just another rich kid wannabe playing pretend as a real supermodel, but she’s also got a pretty banging bikini body, and that’s got to count for something. So enjoy!
Even though I was more of a Gigi Hadid fan, Bella posted this sexy picture on her Instagram and I think as long as she doesn’t date some douche singer with no talent, I will give her the title of hotter Hadid sister. And as you guys know, every title comes with a big trophy, so Bella is welcome to reach between my legs and collect hers. Congrats!
It’s time for another round of my favorite game, “Can you guess which of these things is not like the others?” I’ll even give you a hint: there’s five hot women in swimsuits at the beach here, Elsa Hosk, Emily Ratajkowski, Hailey Baldwin, Rose Bertram and Bella Hadid. But only one of them is a real supermodel. And if you said Elsa, congratulations! You can still tell the difference. Even though the modeling industry apparently can’t anymore.