I’m used to getting frustrated by whatever new Bella Hadid “photoshoot” we get, but I’m sorry, this latest one is just nuts. I’m not even sure who’s less qualified to be a professional model here, Bella or the greasy-looking dude she’s posing with. But hey, I guess this is what passes for modeling these days. Sad.
I still can’t believe that Bella Hadid is actually being taken seriously in the modeling business, but I guess here’s definitive proof: her posing with her very own New York City billboard. So who knows, maybe there’s hope for the rest of us yet. And if I just keep pretending, I can finally land my dream career too: professional
journalist supermodel sugar daddy. Wish me luck.
Bella Hadid made the big time. Here she is in some shoot for Vogue Italia. It’s sad when we have 7s gracing the cover of one of the most coveted magazines. I’m sure Bella feels a sense of accomplishment now. You know, never having worked a real job in her life and now this.
In case you still don’t get why I always rag on fake wannabe models like Bella Hadid, just check out this latest photoshoot Bella did for some German mag. See, in the past, these kinds of artsy, black-and-white topless shoots would’ve been done by some Victoria’s Secret hottie, like Adriana Lima or Miranda Kerr. And instead, now we get Bella, a fake model for a fake artsy shoot. I rest my case.
Here’s Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid doing their best to convince everyone that they’re both world-famous supermodels and not just a pair of wannabe rich kids by posing for pictures on some super-expensive yacht and jet ski. And yeah, I don’t know about you guys, but I’m still not buying it. Maybe if they went motorboating together instead… Now that would be worth taking pictures of.
Well, I tried. I constantly reminded everyone that Bella Hadid only had one go-to look, and was only getting modeling jobs because of her rich parents. But I guess there’s no fighting it anymore. Because according to my sources, Bella just did her first photoshoot with Terry Richardson for something called Porter Magazine, and I’m pretty sure that officially makes her a model now. I guess I just don’t understand this business anymore.
Last time I did a post on Bella Hadid, I decided to officially give her the coveted title of Hottest Hadid Sister. And I’m glad to see that she’s living up to that billing with this latest round of bikini pictures. I mean, sure, I still think she’s just another rich kid wannabe playing pretend as a real supermodel, but she’s also got a pretty banging bikini body, and that’s got to count for something. So enjoy!
Even though I was more of a Gigi Hadid fan, Bella posted this sexy picture on her Instagram and I think as long as she doesn’t date some douche singer with no talent, I will give her the title of hotter Hadid sister. And as you guys know, every title comes with a big trophy, so Bella is welcome to reach between my legs and collect hers. Congrats!
It’s time for another round of my favorite game, “Can you guess which of these things is not like the others?” I’ll even give you a hint: there’s five hot women in swimsuits at the beach here, Elsa Hosk, Emily Ratajkowski, Hailey Baldwin, Rose Bertram and Bella Hadid. But only one of them is a real supermodel. And if you said Elsa, congratulations! You can still tell the difference. Even though the modeling industry apparently can’t anymore.
Here are Bella Hadid and Emily Ratajkowsk using their social media power to help promote each other to gain more followers. They are both under 10 million so joining forces makes perfect sense. As you know, the more followers you have the more money you can command when selling teeth whitening solutions or coffee scrubs. Anyway, back to business. Yes, they look like d-list models who I would love to take to Mc Donald’s for a happy meal, but would never have a chance to.
So, the good news is, LOVE‘s annual hottie advent calendar started up again yesterday. The bad news? They kicked thing off with fake wannabe model Bella Hadid doing some ’80-inspired aerobics while that same dumb face she always makes. It’s not exactly starting off with a bang. But I guess you don’t open with your best stuff on Day 1. You’ve got to build up to something. Here’s hoping, anyway.
So apparently this latest lingerie selfie from Bella Hadid is supposed to be a preview of coming attractions now that she’s joining Victoria’s Secret for their Paris fashion show. And I know I’m supposed to talk about how “hot” this is or whatever, but I’m sorry, Victoria’s Secret is just a joke now. Because I guess all it takes to become one of their models these days is to have rich parents and a large Instagram following. As opposed to, you know, real talent. Lame.
I’m glad to see that even though Bella Hadid‘s a “famous” “real” “fashion” “model” now, she hasn’t forgotten about what got her here:
her rich parents posting sexy selfies on social media. Anyway, here’s Bella giving the fans what they want, AKA more pictures of her in lingerie with her pants around her ankles. Enjoy!
I guess Bella Hadid can’t believe she’s a real model with an actual New York City billboard either, because here she is posing in front of her own Calvin Klein poster in NY. And as lame as that is, there’s two good reasons why I can’t make fun of her for it: 1) I’m a big fan of Bella’s topless modeling too, and 2) I’m a little distracted by the serious case of nippleitis she seems to have come down with. If you ask me, she needs to go see a
doctor blogger ASAP.