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Bella Hadid Goes Topless

April 18th, 2018

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I know you guys probably think I don’t like Bella Hadid very much, considering I make fun of her for being an untalented rich kid in pretty much every post I do on her, but Bella Hadid topless is probably my favorite version of Bella Hadid. And my second favorite is Bella in a bikini. So these pictures are pretty good, considering. In fact, I won’t even point out how untalented of a “professional” model she is… Ah crap. Whoops.

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Bella Hadid’s Underboob Action

April 12th, 2018

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I know some of you guys probably think I’m exaggerating or something when I say that Bella Hadid‘s only got one face she always makes for the cameras, so here’s a collection of shots that should prove it. We’ve got a bunch of different places, Instagram shots, pictures from professional photoshoots, underboob, a plane selfie, and just one face. I rest my case.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BhZfLsanhmX/?hl=en&taken-by=bellahadid

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Bella Hadid Is Still Pretending To Be A Model

March 26th, 2018

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Here’s Bella Hadid continuing to pretend to be a professional model, this time with some fashion shoot in an old diner. And I hope you guys are sitting down for this one, because it looks like Bella managed to do the impossible: she actually made a second face for once! She must’ve been working on this for weeks. Months even. Bravo.

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Bella Hadid And Kendall Jenner Topless

March 19th, 2018

At first, I assumed these pictures had to be for some kind of photoshoot, because as far as I can tell, Bella Hadid and Kendall Jenner don’t go topless unless they’re getting paid. (Trust me, I’ve asked a bunch of times.) But after looking at them again — and then a couple more times after that — I think they might just be on vacation. Unless rich kids get paid to do that too these days.

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Bella Hadid’s B%tch Face For LOVE Advent

December 18th, 2017

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Here’s Bella Hadid showing off her signature resting b%tch face for that LOVE Advent video series — I guess they must have run out of real supermodels, and we’re only on Day 18. Anyway, if you’ve got a thing for watching a fake wannabe model pout as she hits a tire with a sledgehammer in lingerie, good news, you’re in luck. Enjoy.

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Bella Hadid Models Her “B#tch Face”

December 15th, 2017

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I know we’re all supposed to pretend Bella Hadid is a real professional model who keeps getting these gigs because she’s so talented and so amazing at her job, and not just because her dad is obscenely rich. So I guess I’ll play along: here’s Bella doing a photoshoot for Penshoppe and just look at all the different model faces she’s making. It’s definitely not just the same look in all ten pictures! Now, where do I pick up my check from Bella’s manager?

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Bella Hadid Sits Like A Lady

November 27th, 2017

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I know I like to make fun of Bella Hadid and point out the fact that she only became a model because her rich parents can buy and sell just about every fashion mag in the country, but I’ve got to give her credit, this is a pretty nice shot. And I think I’d like Bella a lot more if she did more spreads like this. Just to be clear, I’m talking about her legs, not the photoshoot. Yow!

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Bella Hadid’s Bed Time Underboob

November 14th, 2017

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I don’t know about you guys, but I’m glad to see Bella Hadid taking a break from pretending to be a “fashion model” to focus on something she’s actually good at: posting sexy mirror selfies to Instagram and/or Snapchat. This one even has some solid underboob action. Anyway, I don’t know why Bella can’t just do this full-time. What does she need a real job for? The money? Yeah, right.

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Bella Hadid Is Still Pretending To Be A Model

November 3rd, 2017

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I could’ve sworn we’ve already gone over this a million times, but here’s one more for all the so-called fashion mags out there who don’t get it: Bella Hadid is not a real supermodel. So please stop pretending like she is. I know print is dying or whatever, and I’m sure Bella’s parents or managers paid good money for this photoshoot, but it just takes work away from someone who can actually do the job, instead of someone who makes the exact same face 20 different times in 20 different pictures.


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Bella Hadid Is Working Her Social Media Good

September 11th, 2017

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Bella Hadid is stepping up her Insta and Snapchat game, big time! Here is a titty and booty show. And here I thought she was the classy wannabe “fashion model”. I’m glad that has ended and her true colors have come out.


         
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Bella Hadid Is Not A Real Model

August 30th, 2017

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Maybe you guys don’t believe me when I talk trash about how Bella Hadid isn’t a real supermodel and how she should just stick to Instagram. Maybe you think I’m just jealous she’s got rich parents that’ll buy her however many magazine covers she wants. But don’t take my word for it, see for yourself: check out this shoot she did for Vogue Brazil and then check out Bella’s latest Instagram pictures. I rest my case.

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Bella Hadid Does SuperELLE Good

August 11th, 2017

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I’ve never heard of SuperELLE before, but according to my sources, Bella Hadid did this leggy photoshoot for the Chinese fashion mag’s upcoming fall issue. Now, if you ask me, this whole thing sounds kind of made up, which makes it pretty perfect that they hired a fake model like Bella. A knockoff supermodel for a knockoff version of ELLE. I just wonder who paid who, and how much.

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Bella Hadid Gets Hard For A Fan

July 18th, 2017

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I know I’ve probably done dozens of posts on Bella Hadid over the years, but I still don’t think I’d recognize her on the street. Well, unless she was making the same face she makes in every single picture ever taken of her. Anyway, here she is posing for a selfie with one very lucky fan. Let’s just hope that nippleitis of hers isn’t contagious. For all our sakes.

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