Well, I tried. I constantly reminded everyone that Bella Hadid only had one go-to look, and was only getting modeling jobs because of her rich parents. But I guess there’s no fighting it anymore. Because according to my sources, Bella just did her first photoshoot with Terry Richardson for something called Porter Magazine, and I’m pretty sure that officially makes her a model now. I guess I just don’t understand this business anymore.
Last time I did a post on Bella Hadid, I decided to officially give her the coveted title of Hottest Hadid Sister. And I’m glad to see that she’s living up to that billing with this latest round of bikini pictures. I mean, sure, I still think she’s just another rich kid wannabe playing pretend as a real supermodel, but she’s also got a pretty banging bikini body, and that’s got to count for something. So enjoy!
Even though I was more of a Gigi Hadid fan, Bella posted this sexy picture on her Instagram and I think as long as she doesn’t date some douche singer with no talent, I will give her the title of hotter Hadid sister. And as you guys know, every title comes with a big trophy, so Bella is welcome to reach between my legs and collect hers. Congrats!
It’s time for another round of my favorite game, “Can you guess which of these things is not like the others?” I’ll even give you a hint: there’s five hot women in swimsuits at the beach here, Elsa Hosk, Emily Ratajkowski, Hailey Baldwin, Rose Bertram and Bella Hadid. But only one of them is a real supermodel. And if you said Elsa, congratulations! You can still tell the difference. Even though the modeling industry apparently can’t anymore.
Here are Bella Hadid and Emily Ratajkowsk using their social media power to help promote each other to gain more followers. They are both under 10 million so joining forces makes perfect sense. As you know, the more followers you have the more money you can command when selling teeth whitening solutions or coffee scrubs. Anyway, back to business. Yes, they look like d-list models who I would love to take to Mc Donald’s for a happy meal, but would never have a chance to.
So, the good news is, LOVE‘s annual hottie advent calendar started up again yesterday. The bad news? They kicked thing off with fake wannabe model Bella Hadid doing some ’80-inspired aerobics while that same dumb face she always makes. It’s not exactly starting off with a bang. But I guess you don’t open with your best stuff on Day 1. You’ve got to build up to something. Here’s hoping, anyway.
So apparently this latest lingerie selfie from Bella Hadid is supposed to be a preview of coming attractions now that she’s joining Victoria’s Secret for their Paris fashion show. And I know I’m supposed to talk about how “hot” this is or whatever, but I’m sorry, Victoria’s Secret is just a joke now. Because I guess all it takes to become one of their models these days is to have rich parents and a large Instagram following. As opposed to, you know, real talent. Lame.
I’m glad to see that even though Bella Hadid‘s a “famous” “real” “fashion” “model” now, she hasn’t forgotten about what got her here:
her rich parents posting sexy selfies on social media. Anyway, here’s Bella giving the fans what they want, AKA more pictures of her in lingerie with her pants around her ankles. Enjoy!
I guess Bella Hadid can’t believe she’s a real model with an actual New York City billboard either, because here she is posing in front of her own Calvin Klein poster in NY. And as lame as that is, there’s two good reasons why I can’t make fun of her for it: 1) I’m a big fan of Bella’s topless modeling too, and 2) I’m a little distracted by the serious case of nippleitis she seems to have come down with. If you ask me, she needs to go see a
doctor blogger ASAP.
I wouldn’t have believed it if I hadn’t seen it with my own eyes, but here’s a new photoshoot from “real” fashion model Bella Hadid and it’s actually… pretty cool. I know, weird, right? Next thing you know, Bella’s going to be making a second, different face, and I’ll be dating smoking hot supermodels. OK, maybe we shouldn’t go that far. But still, if Bella can do a real photoshoot, then anything’s possible, right?
Here’s Bella Hadid spreading her legs for some new spread in W Magazine, and I guess I need to apologize for saying Bella’s not a real model. I mean, just look at this: 8 pictures and she’s making the same damn face in every single one. Now that’s impressive. I don’t even think I could do that by accident.
Here’s Bella Hadid out with some hot friend in New York, and for a second there, I thought maybe the paps almost caught Bella making a different face for the cameras for once. Anyway, turns out I was wrong, but hey, at least we’re getting a peek at that sexy stomach of hers, so these pictures aren’t a total wash. Enjoy, I guess.
I’m not too crazy about Bella Hadid. Sure she has a great body, but I can’t get over that “bitch face”. Imagine what she looks like when she actually gets mad! Stay the f%ck away! Anyway, I’m digging the short skirt and leg show. At least she knows how to dress.
Stop the presses! Not only did we find out that Bella Hadid actually can smile, we also finally discovered how to get her to make a different face for the cameras. Turns out all it takes is one lesbian fantasy with a fat chick. Sorry, I meant “very healthy professional supermodel Ashley Graham.” Anyway, here’s the two getting friendly at the 2016 GQ Men of the Year Awards, if you’re into that kind of thing.