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Bella Thorne’s Instagram Bikini Pic Is Trouble

August 21st, 2015

Warning: this is your weekly reminder that Bella Thorne is still under 18 for another month and a half (well, technically 47 days, but who’s counting?). So unless you want to be sharing footlongs with the Subway guy in prison, I’d ignore Bella’s latest Instagram bikini pic and just move it along, perverts.

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Bella Thorne Causes Trouble At Wildfox Fragrance Launch

August 7th, 2015

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I know I’m probably starting to sound like a broken record when it comes to Bella Thorne, but hey, I’m just looking out for you perverts. And I don’t want any of you getting into trouble because of these pictures of the teenage troublemaker at this Wildfox Fragrance Launch she hosted. And since I don’t want to get in trouble either, all I’m going to say about these shots is that I bet she smells great. …That’s safe, right? Let’s move it along.

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Bella Thorne Causing Trouble At LAX

July 30th, 2015

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Here’s Bella Thorne leaving LAX and you know, I’ve done so many posts warning you perverts away from this teenage troublemaker that I’ve got her birthday practically memorized by now. Well, by blogger standards, anyway. See, I know it’s not today, or tomorrow. Or next week. Which means you degenerates had better take some advice from those airport parking guards, and keep it moving.

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Bella Thorne’s Side Profile Is Trouble

July 22nd, 2015

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Here’s teenage troublemaker Bella Thorne out with that dirty old man she’s dating, and I just don’t get it. I would’ve figured Chris Hansen would’ve showed up by now. Unless, between this dress and that pool party, it’s all some kind of dirty trick to get me to write something that’ll land me on a government watch list. Well, I’m not falling for it. I’m not that dumb. …Stop laughing, that wasn’t the punchline. Ah, screw you guys. Let’s all just forget it and move on.

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Bella Thorne’s Does Bikini Parties

July 20th, 2015

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We’ve still got another few months to go until Bella Thorne turns 18 (2 and a half to be exact, but who’s counting?). So do your best to ignore these shots of her at Just Jared’s Summer Bash pool party. Because I’m no lawyer, but I’m pretty sure that saying you took your pants off because your air conditioner is broken isn’t going to hold up in court.

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Bella Thorne’s Selfie Is Trouble

July 14th, 2015

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According to my sources, these pictures of Bella Thorne taking a couple selfies are from the set of MTV’s Scream series in New Orleans. And I just hope Bella’s got a good lawyer, because I’m pretty sure she could get in trouble for these shots. Or we could. I don’t know. Let’s move it along just to be safe.

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Bella Thorne Is Trouble At The Airport

July 13th, 2015

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I know Bella Thorne‘s still trouble for another few months, so I’m going to be careful what I write about these pictures of her at the airport. All I’ll say is, I have a feeling there were a couple people who got added to a government watch list after this, and I’m betting it had nothing to do with them being considered a flight risk… So let’s all move it along, just to be safe.

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Bella Thorne’s Boyfriend Is An Old Man

July 7th, 2015

For once, I’m doing a post on Bella Thorne and you perverts aren’t the ones who should be consulting a lawyer. Because according to my sources, this dude holding hands with our favorite teenage troublemaker is her boyfriend. And according to my research, the guy’s 23! It almost makes you degenerates look good in comparison. Almost. Anyway, I think we should all move it along just to be safe. Unless you want to be cellmates with this guy.

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Bella Thorne’s Thirst Is Trouble

July 1st, 2015

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Here’s the hardest-working teenage troublemaker in Hollywood Bella Thorne at the 6th annual Thirst Gala in LA, and I have no clue what that is, but I do know this: before you degenerates start sending Bella tweets asking if she’s thirsty, you’d better make sure you’re talking about getting her a glass of water, unless you want to spend your July 4th weekend hanging out with Chris Hansen. Move it along.

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Bella Thorne Went To See An R Rated Movie

June 25th, 2015

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Apparently everyone’s favorite teenage troublemaker Bella Thorne is still in New York, because this time she’s showed up to the Ted 2 premiere. And in case you need any help remembering that Bella’s still only 17 for another few months, just remember: since this movie’s rated R, Bella couldn’t go see it in theaters without parental supervision. So move it along, perverts.

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Bella Thorne’s Leg Show Is Trouble

June 24th, 2015

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Bella Thorne may still only be 17, but she’s already a seasoned pro when it comes to the D-list event circuit. So here’s the hardest-working teenage troublemaker in Hollywood at something called the Crocs Funway Runway event in New York, and let’s just move it along before anyone gets any bad ideas from these pictures… You know, like buying and wearing a pair of Crocs thanks to Bella. I’m pretty sure that’s even worse than getting added to a government watch list because of her.

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Bella Thorne Has A Few Months To Go

June 15th, 2015

We’ve still got a couple months to go before Bella Thorne turns 18 and every new set of pictures we get from her stops threatening to land my loyal readers on a government watch list. So ignore these shots of the teenage troublemaker at the LA Film Festival premiere of Scream and just move it along, because I don’t know what I’d do without you perverts (and your page views). I’m pretty sure you’re not allowed to use the Internet from a jail cell.

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