I don’t want to get added to any government watch lists today, so all I’m going to say about these latest Bella Thorne bikini pictures is that it’s good to see a young actress who understands the true meaning of Memorial Day: that it’s a great excuse to head to the beach. Now let’s all move it along before anyone gets in trouble.
Don’t fool yourself, Bella Thorne‘s still got a couple months to go before she turns 18 (3 and a half to be exact, but who’s counting?). Which means these pictures of her at the 6th annual ELLE Women in Music Celebration aren’t worth the trouble. So move it along. You can celebrate properly next year.
I know I’m going to sound like a broken record here, but it’s worth repeating, since I don’t want any of my readers getting locked up on my account: you’re going to want to just ignore these pictures of teenage troublemaker Bella Thorne at the Pitch Perfect 2 premiere and move it along. I’m pretty sure they won’t let you look at this site from jail, and I don’t want to lose any page views.
I’m pretty sure these pictures of Bella Thorne are a trap, so I’m not going to say anything that might get me added to a government watch list or locked up. Because I can’t think of anything worse than getting sent to prison. Can you imagine being forced to go outside for an hour a day for “recreation”? The horror… So let’s move along. It’s just not worth it.
Here’s Bella Thorne at the America Grand Prix 2015 Gala in New York and just so I can’t be considered an accessory when you perverts get busted by Chris Hansen, here’s your regular reminder that there’s still another few months to go before Bella turns 18. Well, technically, it’s 5 months and 21 days, to be exact. But who’s counting?
No surprises here — after spending the weekend as a troublemaking fake hipster at Coachella, Bella Thorne‘s back to her day job: causing trouble on the red carpet. Apparently this time, it’s for some Target private shopping event in New York, but the what and where doesn’t really matter. So unless you want to become a target for dudes named Tiny at your local penitentiary, you know the drill: move it along.
In case you hadn’t heard, Coachella’s started up again, which means get ready to see all your favorite hotties pretending to dress up like a dirty hippies. So even if Bella Thorne here wasn’t 17 and eating a watermelon like she’s part of some undercover sting operation, I’d still tell you perverts to move it along. There’s nothing to see here except for a bunch of unwashed fake hipsters.
Here’s the hardest-working teenage troublemaker in Hollywood Bella Thorne in New York to help
put more of you perverts away launch something called the #FindYourPark Campaign to encourage people to get outside and rediscover the country’s national parks. But I encourage you to all just move it along and forget all about this. Not just because of Bella, but also because as a blogger, I’m pretty sure I’m allergic to the outdoors, sunlight and fresh air. I told you this girl was dangerous.
Here’s Bella Thorne showing why I call her the hardest-working teenage troublemaker in Hollywood, doing double duty at the opening night for the New York Spring Spectacular at Radio City Music Hall and then appearing on The View. I just hope Bella’s getting a cut from the government for all the perverts she’s working so hard to help put away. (And I’d recommend the rest of you move it along, unless you want to join that list.)
If you’re in the mood and want to be added to the government watch list, go check out Bella Thorne‘s Instagram. Here is a little sample of what you can expect. Keep in mind she is only 17 and this may be a trap.
Normally, whenever I do a post on teenage troublemaker Bella Thorne, I feel bad for possibly getting you degenerates in trouble. But right now, the only person I’m feeling bad for is whoever put together this photoshoot with Bella for the latest issue of Nylon Espanol. I mean, granted, I don’t know if it’s quite as bad as American jail, but I bet Spanish jail is no picnic either… Anyway, I strongly suggest the rest of you move it along unless you want to find out.
Consider this your weekly (OK, fine, daily) reminder that Bella Thorne is still trouble for another few months. Actually, make that 7 months, but who’s counting? So anyway, unless you want to find yourself celebrating the big day bunking with a dude named Tiny, I suggest you keep it moving. Actually, wait… There’s no way the justice system works that fast. You’ll probably still be in court. Either way, I wouldn’t risk it.
According to my sources, teenage troublemaker Bella Thorne is on her way into Jimmy Kimmel Live in these shots. So feel free to pretend you’re just a Kimmel super-fan and that’s why you’re looking at these pictures, but I seriously doubt that’ll hold up in court. I’d move it along, just to be safe.