I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I think Bella Thorne might’ve finally crossed over into the “oversharing” department with her Snapchat after posting these pictures from her bikini waxing appointment. I mean, not everything needs to be shared with the fans. And besides, she got the angle all wrong. These pictures would’ve been way more interesting from the other side. Oh well. Maybe next appointment.
While all the other so-called news outlets out there are covering “major” “stories” like political corruption or health care or whatever new scandal Trump’s wandered into now, I’m kind of surprised that no one else is covering the week’s biggest story: after months of practicing her tongue action with a camera, Bella Thorne finally graduated to slipping some tongue to a girl. I’m not sure who that is with her, and I’m a little too “busy” to look it up. But I promise to spend lots of time today studying this picture for any new clues. So stay tuned for any more updates on this. I smell Hollywood Tuna’s first Pulitzer.
I hope you guys are sitting down, because I’ve got some big news: I have another round of GIFs of Bella Thorne shaking her booty for the camera and teasing us with some underboob on Snapchat. Although actually, now that I think about it, I guess the bigger news would be if Bella went a full 24 hours without giving us one of those two things, considering it’s pretty much become a daily occurrence for her to shake her ass on social media these days. So, yeah, you’re going to want to make sure to stay tuned for more breaking “news” just like this. Don’t go anywhere.
I’m pretty sure Bella Thorne must own stock in Apple or Samsung or something, because her Snapchat has been so good lately, it’s been overheating my phone along with my pants region. And now here she is doing an entire “photoshoot” in a totally see-through… shirt, I guess? Either way, I hope Bella’s getting a cut, because I’ve been burning through phones almost as fast as I’m going through sweatpants these days. Yow!
Well folks, it finally happened. After all those days, weeks, months of me trying to get definitive visual confirmation of Bella Thorne‘s new nipple ring, she finally went ahead and showed it off on Snapchat. It’s an Easter miracle! …That’s a thing, right? Either way, if anyone out there’s still doubting that Bella is the #1 Snapchatter of all-time, I think this officially settles it. Bravo.
I’m not sure what this latest Bella Thorne photoshoot is for, but I’m not going to lie, I’m a little jealous. After all the posts I’ve done on her, some other lucky bastard gets to photograph her rolling around in bed? My phone takes great pictures! Anyway, I guess I just have to come to terms with the fact that the closest I’m ever going to get to seeing Bella naked in bed is looking at this photoshoot with my nose an inch from my computer screen. Oh well. Good enough!
I know me and Bella Thorne have still never met in person — I keep trying, but I’m pretty sure my Twitter marriage proposals must not be coming through or something. But thanks to her constant daily Snapchat updates, I feel like I already know so much about her and we’ve got so much in common. I’ll give you an example: we both love it when she sticks out her tongue in pictures and posts half-naked selfies. See? I told you guys we were meant to be together. I’m sure she’ll come around eventually.
With all the fake models getting real modeling work out there, I’m a little surprised nobody’s hired Bella Thorne to do bikini photoshoots for them yet. I mean, I know she’s not a professional or anything, but neither was Bella Hadid and that didn’t stop her. Also, I’m pretty sure Bella’s bikini Snapchats are hotter than 90% of the professional photoshoots coming out these days.
One of the things I love about Bella Thorne, and one of the reasons I think she’s become such a big star, is that she clearly knows what us loyal fans want. AKA daily doses of her super-cute cleavage. So here she is doing a little striptease and showing off some great underboob for adidas. I’m telling you guys, at this rate, Bella’s going to be responsible for blowing up more phones than Samsung. Yow!
I know some of you guys might look at these shots of Bella Thorne sexy dancing and see just another future nobody doing whatever she possibly can to extend her 15 minutes a few seconds longer. But me? I see a true social media genius. And also a five-alarm pants fire. So whatever else she is doesn’t really matter. Enjoy.
Bella Thorne is a genius when it comes to social media whoring. She does the same sh%t daily and each and every time she manages to get me to post her crap. Here she is pretending she’s on the receiving end of a money shot while showering in a bikini. Brilliant!
I think Bella Thorne was an actress before she started realizing that she could make more money whoring on Instagram and Snapchat and get paid promoting cosmetic lines. Anyway, here is a photoshoot for some company. I do think she is the hottest redhead since Lindsay Lohan. I just hope she doesn’t end up like her, but I have a feeling that she will.
I know it’s been at least a couple days since I’ve done any new posts on Bella Thorne, so here’s your regularly-scheduled update on what the hardest-working hottie on Snapchat has been up to lately. Let’s see… We’ve got her dressed up like a hot cheerleader, sticking out her tongue by herself, sticking out her tongue with a friend, and sticking out her booty. So, the usual, pretty much.
I’m a basketball fan and all, but I’ve never understood how people can pay thousands of dollars for courtside seats for something that’s only going to last a couple hours. But after seeing Bella Thorne‘s latest round of sexy Snapchats from the Memphis Grizzlies game last night, I finally get it. I would’ve put up my entire life’s savings for a chance to sit next to Bella in the hopes me and her lap got on the Kiss Cam.