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Bella Thorne Is Still Trouble

August 27th, 2014

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I feel like I shouldn’t have to keep reminding you perverts that Bella Thorne is still only 16, even though the teenage troublemaker doesn’t look it. I guess you’re just not good listeners. That and the paps keep following her around with a zoom lens everywhere she goes. So I guess it’s really their fault. But since I doubt that excuse will hold up in court, as your blogger, I suggest moving it along.

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Finally! Bella Thorne Looks Her Age

August 19th, 2014

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I’ve got some good news for you perverts today. Don’t get too excited, it’s not that Bella Thorne magically skipped a year and turned 18. Nope, I mean that after these pictures, you won’t have any trouble remembering that Bella’s still young enough to be in high school, or alternative home schooling, or advanced Scientology camp, or whatever weird crap it is that these celebrity kids do. So just keep it moving until she grows out of this phase. Which ought to be another year and 2 months, but who’s counting?

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Bella Thorne Is Too Young For This Cleavage Show

August 11th, 2014

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I didn’t watch them, but after seeing these pictures of Bella Thorne at the Teen Choice Awards last night, I’m assuming she won the award for Biggest Teenage Troublemaker. That or this was just some kind of extremely elaborate sting operation by the LAPD. Either way though, you’ve got a choice of your own to make: move it along, or get ready to spend the next few years on a government watch list. I know which I’m picking… Next!

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Bella Thorne Can’t Stop the Trouble

August 4th, 2014

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Don’t let the vintage Ninja Turtles t-shirt (or the ridiculously short skirt) fool you, there’s no way Bella Thorne is old enough to remember the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. In fact, I’m pretty sure she wasn’t even born when they first came out. So run away nerds, because that can only mean one thing. And no, I’m not talking about time travel, I meant it’s a trap. So just keep it moving.

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Hollywood Tuna’s Extra Catch Of The Day

July 29th, 2014

Today’s extra catch consists of Irina Shayk, Kate Moss, Lindsay Lohan,Sienna Miller, Giuliana Rancic, Liz McClarnon, Anna Faris, Gwyneth Paltrow, Jade Thurlow, Cara Santana, Rachelle Lefevre, Tiffany Trump, Alexa Chung, Lea Michele, Mia Goth, Hilary Duff, Sinitta, Ellie Goulding, Ashley Tisdale, Audrina Patridge, Alli Simpson, Vanessa Hudgens, Bella Thorne, Renee Bargh, Anna Camp.

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Bella Thorne’s Leg Show Is Trouble

July 23rd, 2014

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Sorry to disappoint you perverts, but I just double-checked again and yup, Bella Thorne is still 16. So unless you want to land us both on some kind of government watch list, we should probably all just move it along. And just in case you’re wondering, no, nobody’s going to buy that you were just checking out Bella’s cute pooch, and I seriously doubt that would hold up in court. Nice try though.

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Bella Thorne Is Back In A Bikini

May 28th, 2014

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Here’s Bella Thorne at the beach taking either a picture of the paparazzi taking pictures of her, or the world’s most boring bikini selfie. But it does make me wonder what it’s like to be a pap working the famous 16-year-olds in bikinis beat. Their parents must be so proud. Says the blogger living in his mom’s basement. Yeah, I’m aware of the irony. Now shut up and move it along before I give your IP address to Chris Hansen.

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A Bella Thorne Reminder

May 28th, 2014

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I know that the paps follow Bella Thorne pretty much everywhere she goes these days, which might give you a false sense of security when it comes to these pictures. So here’s your latest friendly reminder that Bella’s still under 18 for another few years, since I definitely don’t want any of my loyal readers shipped off to prison over this. Mostly because I’m pretty sure they don’t allow you to look at my site in there, and I can’t afford to lose the page views. You’re welcome.

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Bella Thorne Is Still A Teenage Troublemaker

May 23rd, 2014

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So according to these pictures at least, noted teenage troublemaker Bella Thorne made the cover of Seventeen Magazine this month, but don’t let that fool you. Bella’s still a ways away from 17, let alone you being able to look at this post or flip through that magazine at the newsstand without landing on some government watch list. So just move it along until then.

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For Those Waiting For Bella, There’s Always Her Sister Dani Thorne

May 22nd, 2014

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I know some of you guys might be a little gun-shy about another Bella Thorne post after those troublemaking bikini pictures, but don’t worry, there’s good news for once: her hot older (and of age) sister Dani Thorne showed up to support her at the Blended premiere too. Of course, I’m pretty sure whatever you perverts are thinking right now is still illegal in most states, so let’s all move along anyway just to be safe.

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Bella Thorne In A Bikini Is Serious Big Trouble

May 19th, 2014

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Warning: these paparazzi pictures of Bella Thorne at the beach just might be some of the most dangerous ones we’ve ever had on the site. And since I don’t want to get added to any more watch lists, I’m just going to leave it at that and move on, and I suggest you all do the same. Because I have a feeling someone’s going down for these photos, and I just hope it isn’t me. Or any of you guys, of course. But mostly just me. I wouldn’t last a day in prison. I’m way too pretty. Don’t laugh, that wasn’t supposed to be a punchline.

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Bella Thorne Does KIIS FM Wango Tango

May 14th, 2014

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For once, we’ve got pictures of Bella Thorne at an actual event and not just being creeped on by the paps, but don’t let that give you a false sense of security or anything. These pictures of her at the KIIS FM Wango Tango event are definitely still trouble. And since I always want to look out for my readers, here’s a handy rule of thumb for you pervs for future reference: look at your calendar. Does it say October 2015? No? Then move it along. Easy, right?

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Bella Thorne Is Big Trouble

April 17th, 2014

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Warning: just because these photos of Bella Thorne for the latest issue of Bullett Magazine were done by professional photographers and not stalker paparazzi doesn’t make them any safer for you perverts. Same goes for the classy black-and-white shots. So stop trying to convince yourself you’re just appreciating good art and move it along. Trust me, nobody’s going to buy the idea that you’re writing your dissertation on the history of tongue action in photography.

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