Here’s a couple more shots of Bella Thorne from Coachella over the weekend, including a few of her getting very friendly with a hot blonde in fishnets. Apparently while everybody was freaking out over Beyonce’s performance or whatever, there was a way better show going on somewhere else. In fact, I think next year the organizers should give these two the main stage. Yow!
I never really understood the appeal of Coachella. If I wanted to listen to live music while being surrounded by smelly wannabe hipsters, I could just go to some organic, single-source coffee shop on open mic night. But after seeing these shots Bella Thorne posted from over the weekend, I think I’m finally starting to get it. I’d pay good money to see this bikini show live.
According to my sources it was Coachella over the weekend, and normally, I wouldn’t really care about that, except I’m pretty sure that’s why we got these new pictures/GIFs of my favorite hot nobody Bella Thorne Instawh%ring it up in a bikini. So I guess now I’m the biggest Coachella fan ever. They should do one every weekend.
I guess Bella Thorne is going to show up on the cover of Vogue soon or something, because the magazine just released this video of Bella giving the cameras a behind-the-scenes look at her life. But I don’t think it’s very accurate, because I’ve skimmed it a couple times now and I don’t see a single shot of her spending hours trying to get an underboob selfie just right or smoking pot. Anyway, you can watch the video yourself below, but just be warned, it’s pretty long. I’ve only been able to make it through 30 seconds. 45, if I really concentrate.
I don’t really like to encourage Bella Thorne‘s modeling career, because personally, I think she makes a much better professional Instagram model than fashion model. But apparently Bella got topless for this shoot for something called Exit, and me and the Little Tuna are always going to encourage that. More, please! How about a follow-up photoshoot next month?
Before you ask, no, there aren’t two Bella Thornes in this photoshoot, and you don’t need to adjust your computer screen. That’s just Bella and her less famous older sister Dani Thorne. But there’s a pretty strong sibling resemblance. They’re both hot, they’ve both got red hair, and neither of them have a real job. It must run in the family.
Here’s a little something for all you guys who think fame has “changed” Bella Thorne: some old-school tongue action and classic underboob. See? I told you, she’s still the same attention-seeking Insta-wannabe she’s always been. Although I guess she does look a little strung out in some of these pics. Hmm. I blame that loser boyfriend of hers.
I don’t know about you guys, but I’m glad to see that Bella Thorne is finally done promoting that lame movie of hers and getting back to her real job: hanging out doing nothing all day and posting selfies on Instagram. There’s even some old school Bella tongue action. Now that’s more like it!
Before you ask, no, I’m not entirely sure why there’s all these shots of Bella Thorne playing ping pong in… well, I think it’s a swimsuit, but those don’t usually have polo collars and suspenders. Anyway, there is at least one thing I do know: Bella’s putting on one hell of a leg show here, and that’s the only thing that really matters to me. So just enjoy, OK?
I guess Bella Thorne is still out there promoting that new “movie” of hers, and I don’t know about you dudes, but me and the Little Tuna will be glad when this dumb press tour is over and Bella can get back to her regular job: AKA sitting around topless posting lingerie pictures on Instagram and Snapchat all day. Forget this acting thing, that’s clearly what Bella was born to do.
Listen, I love Bella Thorne as much as the next red-blooded blogger who makes a living posting pictures of hot nobodies on the Internet. She helped buy me… well, not a house, but at least my last pair of Costco sweatpants. Anyway, point is, I think Bella needs to lay off the weed, because it’s staining her teeth, and it’s starting to distract me from staring at her funbags.
At first, I didn’t really understand why Shape Magazine put Bella Thorne on the cover of their April issue, considering all she does is smoke weed and party and show off her tongue and/or fake boobs on social media. And last time I checked, I don’t think that counts as a workout. But then I watched this video, and now it all makes sense. See, I’m pretty sure it’s meant to be a workout for the rest of us. And I don’t know about you dudes, but my heart rate’s already climbing.
Here’s some more #fitspo from everyone’s new favorite fitness model Bella Thorne. Just kidding. It’s just more pictures of Bella showing off her super-cute booty for social media. But actually, now that I think about it, these could definitely make for a good wrist/forearm workout. I’m sweating already.