I guess Bella Thorne is a gay icon now. It’s a smart move, one that Lady GaGa and Miley Cyrus did and made them massive stars. And that’s good for us because she will sl%t it up some more. I just wish she would shave her pits and get that phase over wit. It’s a real bummer. It’s ruining my lust for her.
We went over a week with no Bella Thorne pictures, but now she’s back with her tongue and cleavage out. Unfortunately, there is one shot of her with hairy armpits. I don’t get why she’s doing this since every star from Madonna, Britney and Miley all have done the hairy armpit thing and it has never worked out. No one, and I repeat no one wants to see that.
I didn’t know that Bella Thorne had a TV show, but it turns out it was cancelled. I wonder why? Probably because the chick is batsh%t crazy and a liability. Anyway, I’m pretty sure her acting career is over, but all that practicing with sticking her tongue out will come to good use when she decides to make a sex tape. After Miley Cyrus, Bella is the money shot queen! When is Vivid going to offer her some money already!
So as you know, Bella Thorne is probably one of the more classier InstaCelebs, or whatever she pretends to be. And if you think I’m serious, you’re on the wrong website. However, she is the most fun and any time she does the “Miley Cyrus Tongue Tease”, I will post it. She has perfected it in a way that I consider an art. And art must be shared.
As promised here is Bella Thorne‘s new single and music video “Bitch I’m Bella Thorne”. I was expecting something a little more racy with a lot more boobs and butt. This has barely any. I can’t stand behind this song at all. Musically, it is awful so you would think that she would do a video of her humping a pillow for 3 minutes repeating “Bitch I’m Bella Thorne”. Then the song would be amazing!!! I should seriously consider being a music video director.
Bella Thorne is stepping up her game big time now after I told her she needs to lose the disgusting boyfriend and to get back to doing what she does best. And that is sticking out her tongue and showing off her boobs. Here are some sweet underboob shots and tongue play for all you perves. And this is why Bella is a favorite on Hollywood Tuna!
Here are some Bella Thorne a$$ and tongue action for the weekend. I would have liked a few better shots of her tight little skinny booty, but I’ll take what I can get. However, Bella really needs to attempt the famous “Jessica Alba Bikini A$$ Pose“. I think she can pull it off well and take that booty to a whole new level. It deserves it.
If you thought we’d go a week without a Bella Thorne post, you’d be wrong. Luckily, she provided us some awesome bikini top boobage. Damn, those funbags look good in it. I can’t take my eyes off them. I feel we are connecting on a whole new level, or it could just be my imagination. I think I need a break.
As you know, Bella Thorne is the most hated or loved chick I post on this site. It’s funny the amount of hate mail I get whenever I discuss my obsession with her. I know she is the most annoying InstaCeleb, but the girl produces so much good content, I have to post. Especially, when she is with hot friends sticking her naughty tongue out. So deal with it.
I never really understood the appeal of Coachella. If I wanted to listen to live music while being surrounded by smelly wannabe hipsters, I could just go to some organic, single-source coffee shop on open mic night. But after seeing these shots Bella Thorne posted from over the weekend, I think I’m finally starting to get it. I’d pay good money to see this bikini show live.
According to my sources it was Coachella over the weekend, and normally, I wouldn’t really care about that, except I’m pretty sure that’s why we got these new pictures/GIFs of my favorite hot nobody Bella Thorne Instawh%ring it up in a bikini. So I guess now I’m the biggest Coachella fan ever. They should do one every weekend.
Here’s a little something for all you guys who think fame has “changed” Bella Thorne: some old-school tongue action and classic underboob. See? I told you, she’s still the same attention-seeking Insta-wannabe she’s always been. Although I guess she does look a little strung out in some of these pics. Hmm. I blame that loser boyfriend of hers.