Bella Thorne is the best. I know you all hate her now, but this is my website and I decide what goes up. That being said, how in the world can anyone not want to see a hot young topless chick, tonguing and acting like a lesbo with her friends. Obviously, Bella has given up on acting since there is really no money it in and that social media pays way more. Also, Social media gives her the ability to be her true self and not pretend to be some squeaky clean kid who has to blow Harvey Weinstein to get a gig. She’s role model in my eyes.
Bella Thorne doesn’t look like a chick who uses breath mints. Nor does she looks likes a chick who takes showers on the regular, but she’s still hot as f%ck and I would let her take care of my pant fire any day of the week. We all know that tongue could be used as a fire extinguisher. Anyway, sorry for the Bella overdose, but the girl keeps bringin’ it.
I’ve gotta give Bella Thorne credit. For someone with no real discernible talent, other than the ability to stick her tongue and/or funbags out for the camera, Bella sure knows how to put on a good show. So here she is up on stage at some concert putting her talent(s) to good use. And I don’t know about you guys, but I’m definitely hoping for an encore.
I feel like Bella Thorne‘s Snapchat has been some kind of long-running experiment to see exactly how little clothing she can wear and still technically be considered “dressed.” And if that’s the case, I think she just made a major breakthrough with this latest outfit. And, uh, speaking of breakthroughs, I think I need to go get a new pair of sweatpants stat. Yow!
According to my sources, the Teen Choice Awards were held in LA last night and Bella Thorne showed up with her ex or something and blah blah blah, who cares, because I’ve got way more important news to share with you all today. Like the fact that Bella finally #freedthenipple on Instagram. I always knew this day would come! Time to break out the champagne and box of Kleenex I’ve been saving for the occasion.
I’m assuming this latest topless Snapchat from Bella Thorne is from behind-the-scenes on the set of some new lingerie photoshoot she got hired to do. At least judging from all the camera equipment around in the background. That, or she finally took me up on my career advice and decided to follow her destiny and start doing porn. Either way, after a tease like this, I can’t wait to see the finished product. Yow!
Remember how last week I was saying it was only a matter of time before Bella Thorne turned her Snapchat into a full-blown porn account? Well, it looks like we didn’t have to wait very long, because after hitting the gym to
work out show off her booty to all her loyal pervert followers, Bella hit the street in a see-through shirt — with nothing on underneath. Now, I can’t show you the pictures here, because we like to pretend we’re a family site. But I can give you a link to where you can see them. Don’t say I never do anything for you guys.