I guess it’s not enough for Beyonce to just be one of the world’s most famous artists these days. Because I just found out she’s also got her own fashion line. And better yet, apparently she does all the modeling for it herself. Which gives me a great idea: Beyonce should really consider starting her own lingerie collection next. If these pictures are any indication, it could be a huge hit. With us perverts on the Internet, at least.
We don’t see Beyonce much anymore, but the good news is she’s got a new clothing line to promote these days, so the sexy MILF is back doing press again — like this Flashgirls-themed photoshoot for the latest issue of Elle. And don’t get me wrong, it’s not a bad idea for a shoot, but if Beyonce really wanted to reenact a dance movie, why not Showgirls? Now that was a great film.
I haven’t done a post on Beyonce in forever, but that’ll change real fast if she keeps doing sexy photoshoots like this one for Out Magazine. Not to nitpick or anything though, but it’s my professional opinion that her handbra technique could use some work. I’m guessing she’s just a little rusty these days. But I’d be more than happy to give her a quick refresher course. Just FYI, I’m a very hands-on teacher.
OK, so nevermind. Apparently something worth mentioning actually did happen at the 56th annual Grammys last night: music’s newest MILF Beyonce opened the show with one hell of a booty-shaking performance. I’ve got the video for everybody who missed it below, but if you ask me, the pictures are actually even better. See, now you don’t have to keep pausing and squinting through all that dry ice. Also, you don’t have to mute the pictures. You’re welcome.
Today’s extra catch consists of Jessica Biel, Ahna O’Reilly, Marion Cotillard, Dita Von Teese, Eva Longoria, Kellie Pickler, Lindsay Arnold, Ivanka Trump, laudia Jordan, Latoya Jackson, Lisa Rinna, Brande Roderick, Maddie Hasson, Hannah Ware, Denise Richards, Roselyn Sanchez, Tricia Helfer,Chloe Bennet,Darby Stanchfield, Lana Del Rey, Olga Kurylenko, Daisy Fuentes, Beyonce, Camilla Alves, Cheryl Cole.
Today’s extra catch consists of Jennifer Lawrence, Jessica Alba, Paris Hilton, Mischa Barton, Beyonce, Jodie Foster, Rachel Nichols, Brianna Gage, Pink, Alice Eve, Britney Spears, The Howe Twins, Katherine Jenkins, Amy Childs, Ellen Pompeo, Naya Rivera, Maria Menounos, Kat Graham, Elle Fanning, Ali Larter, Kirsten Dunst.
Now that Beyonce‘s officially a MILF, it was just a matter of time before we got to see her in a bikini photoshoot. It must be some celebrity rite of passage, like buying a massive house you’ll never use or killing a poor person because you can. Anyway, here’s Beyonce paying her dues for H&M, so enjoy these. Because if you ever get the chance to see Beyonce in a bikini up-close, it’s because you’re about to be hunted on her private island, not because you won the lottery like Jay-Z’s manager told you.