Alright, so I’ve showed you who made the cover of this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue and who should’ve made the cover, now here’s the best of the rest: Lais Ribeiro, Ana De Paula, Kelly Gale, Rose Bertram, Myla Dalbesio, Samantha Hoopes, Hannah Davis, Hannah Ferguson, Barbara Palvin, Bo Krsmanovic, McKenna Berkley, Bianca Balti, Nina Agdal, and Kate Bock. I tried to pick a favorite out of these girls, but then remembered I didn’t have to — I can just drool over them all at once. Sometimes it’s good to be the boss.
Sports Illustrated just released another one of their pants-melting teaser videos for the 2017 Swimsuit Issue introducing this year’s crop of rookies: Kelly Gale, Lais Ribeiro, Myla Dalbesio, Vita Sidorkina, Danielle Herrington, Bianca Balti and Mia Kang. Now, if you’re a regular reader, you’ll probably recognize at least a few of these hotties, but trust me, you’re definitely going to want to get re-acquainted with them all again.
With a lingerie shoot this good, I can’t believe I’ve never done a post on Italian model Bianca Balti before, but better late than never I guess. I’m just having a hard time accepting that there was a girl this hot out there that I’d never even heard of. It makes me wonder what other amazing things I might be missing out on. Like what if Bianca has a sister with lower standards?
When I woke up this morning and saw that every single sexy model, actress, and famous-for-nothing babe showed up to amfAR’s 20th Annual Cinema Against AIDS event in Cannes, I was extremely pissed off that I was not invited. I guess, the invitation must have got lost in the mail because I’m sure that Paz Vega, Stacy Keibler, Eva Herzigova, Kylie Minogue, Izabel Goulart, Olivia Palermo, Karly Kloss, Rosario Dawson, Jessica Chastain, Alessandra Ambrosio, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Isabeli Fontana, Petra Nemcova, Toni Garn, Lily Donaldson, Karolina Kurkova, Irina Shayk, Jessica Hart, Julia Restoin Roitfeld, Milla Jovovich, Bianca Balti, Selita Ebanks and Tamara Ecclestone would have wanted the sexiest celeb blogger in the world there. At least that is what I’m telling myself.