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Hailey Clauson Belongs In A Bikini

December 9th, 2016

Hailey Clauson

Let’s be honest: 2016 pretty much sucked. But thanks to Esquire Mexico, it looks like we’ll be kicking off 2017 right. Because they got one of my new favorite busty blondes Hailey Clauson to do the cover of their 2017 Swimsuit Edition, and these are hands down some of the hottest pictures I’ve seen all year. Here’s hoping they turn this into a monthly thing.

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Elyse Knowles Will Blow Your Pants Off

November 30th, 2016

Elyse Knowles

Now that Thanksgiving’s over, we’re officially headed towards winter here in the US, and that sucks. Not because I want to be able to go outside or anything — I’m a blogger, remember? — but because it means fewer beach trips for hot nobodies. But I’ve got good news: it may be getting colder here, but it’s going to be summer soon Down Under. So here’s Aussie model Elyse Knowles doing a killer bikini photoshoot, and here’s hoping she keeps this hotness coming all winter long.

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Monica Orlanda In A Bikini Is Amazing

November 29th, 2016

Monica Orlanda

Now that Thanksgiving’s over and you’re done eating turkey and elbowing old ladies out of the way at Walmart for half-price TVs, I’ve got something we can all actually be thankful for: this amazing bikini photoshoot from busty hottie Monica Orlanda. I don’t know much about Monica — maybe she’s Romanian? — but I do know she’s got a killer body. And that’s more than enough for me. Enjoy.

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Bryana Holly’s InstaBooty Belongs In A Bikini

November 21st, 2016

Bryana Holly

I know I post of a lot of professional Instagram wannabes/pretend bikini models on this site, but for my money, Bryana Holly here is hands down one of the hottest. And no, I’m not just saying that because I’m still trying to convince her to go on a date with me. I’d also be perfectly fine with a one-night stand. I’m not picky. Call me!

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Instagram Model Alexis Ren Is Hard At Work Being A Wannabe Real Model

November 17th, 2016

Alexis Ren

Listen, I like Alexis Ren. A lot. She’s probably one of my favorite fake models out there. But I don’t know why she’s so determined to try to become a real model. Being a professional Instagram hottie is a totally respectable job. Plus, she can still call herself a “model” if she wants. Sort of like how I call myself a “writer” when I meet women. Sure, nobody believes it, but that doesn’t stop me. And it shouldn’t stop Alexis either.

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Genevieve Morton’s Boobs Are Need Some Motorboating

November 15th, 2016

Genevieve Morton

Genevieve Morton has always been one of the bustiest of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit models out there. Which means she’s also always been one of my favorites. And here she is with a brand-new bikini photoshoot that just confirms that she’d definitely be my first choice to take motorboating. See, I’ve never been a very strong swimmer, but I’d definitely feel much safer around Genevieve and those giant personal floatation device of hers. Yow.

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Hilary Duff In A Bikini Is Fishy

November 15th, 2016

I’d have to check my board to see where Hilary Duff currently ranks on my all-time hottest MILFs list, but it’s always great to seeing her in a bikini. I feel like all I ever used to ask for back in the day was for Hilary to get in a bikini for the paps, and now here she is doing it for the third post in a row. I guess her career must not be doing so good. But hey, at least her body still is. Enjoy.

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Tanya Mityushina Is Possibly The Hottest

November 10th, 2016

Tanya Mityushina

Last time I did a post on Tanya Mityushina, I said she was one of the hottest women on the planet. But just in case any of you cynics out there didn’t believe me, or thought I was just saying that to try to score a date with the Russian super-hottie, well, the jokes on you guys, because even after all the nice things I’ve written about her, Tanya still doesn’t even know I exist. Wait. That doesn’t sound right… Whatever. Just enjoy the latest bikini shoot from this smoking hot model, you jerks.

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Bella Thorne Bikini Booty Snaps

November 8th, 2016

In case anybody out there still doesn’t believe that Bella Thorne is the hardest-working Snapchat hottie in the business, I’m betting this latest round of pictures should change that. See, here she is giving her fans some of her signature tongue action at 2:30 AM, not to mention delivering one of the best booty Snaps I’ve seen in months. I don’t know if they give out Nobel Prizes for Snapchat yet, but if/when they do, Bella’s a lock. Yow.

         
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Instagram Model Carmella Rose Works Her Booty Hard At The Beach

November 8th, 2016

Carmella Rose

There’s a ton of wannabe hotties out there on Instagram, but for my money, Carmella Rose is still hands down one of the best Insta-babes working these days. Here she is doing a real bikini photoshoot at the beach, and after this, I think she’s definitely got the skills booty to take this modeling thing to the next level. All she needs now is a well-connected blogger/manager. And I think my commission is very reasonable. All I ask is for Carmella to give me 15% of any bikini and/or lingerie pictures she takes and to pretend to be my girlfriend on Twitter. But I’m open to negotiation. Call me!

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Marloes Horst’s Booty At The Beach

October 26th, 2016

Marloes Horst

I always hate it when the weather gets colder, mostly because it mean the hotties start to layer up and the Little Tuna basically goes into hibernation until next bikini season. But even if it’s not beach weather where you are anymore either, there’s still some good news: thanks to hotties like Marloes Horst and photoshoots like this, I can still get my bikini fix all fall and winter long. And I figure these ought to last me at least another day 45 seconds. Good enough!

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Instagram Model Emily Ratajkowski’s Sexy Social Media Cleavage Show

October 18th, 2016

Emily Ratajkowski

Today’s a big day over here at Tuna HQ (AKA the Starbucks near my mom’s house). See, I just found out that one of my all-time favorite Instagram hotties Emily Ratajkowski is also on Snapchat. And in my professional opinion, she’s just as talented at posting sexy cleavage shots on there as she is on Instagram. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go lock myself in this Starbucks bathroom for 30-45 seconds to celebrate the great news.

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Emily Jean Bester Has Great Chesticles

October 7th, 2016

Emily Jean Bester

Meet Emily Jean Bester, my latest up-and-coming hot model find. According to my research, Emily’s from Sydney, Australia and as far as I’m concerned, she definitely has some of the bester chesticles I’ve seen on a bikini model in a while. Or wait, is it bestest? I’m not great with grammar. In case you haven’t noticed.

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