I don’t blame you if you don’t immediately recognize the name Kara Del Toro, but trust me, you’re going to want to get to know her ASAP. Because after this smoking hot bikini photoshoot she did for Beach Bunny, I’m convinced that Kara’s got what it takes to become a household name: a killer body, a willingness to show it off for the cameras, and an endorsement from a very influential and famous celebrity blogger. OK, fine, so technically, she really only needs the first two, but I still want to be able to take credit when Kara’s career blows up. Enjoy.
Remember those killer Bella Thorne bikini pictures from a few weeks back? Well, today we finally found out what they were for: a new photoshoot Bella was doing for Galore Magazine. Huh. I always just assumed they were part of Bella’s ongoing quest to make my pants region go supernova. Anyway, here’s the end result, and it’s hands down one of the best photoshoots I’ve seen in weeks. So either way, mission accomplished, Bella. Congrats.
I know I like to rag on Charlotte McKinney, but here she is out doing what she does best: posing in a bikini for the cameras. And if you ask me, Charlotte should give up on trying to go legit as a model or actress or whatever she calls herself, and just do this full-time. There’s not too many women in this world who can fill out a bikini half as well as this busty blonde, and it’d be a shame to waste all that natural talent acting in burger commericals and/or wearing clothes…
According to my sources, Joy Corrigan here is an “Instagram star” — which is really just the polite way of saying someone’s a professional hot nobody in 2016. Anyway, here she is hard at work at the beach in Miami doing a bikini photoshoot and pretending to be a real model. Which is great news if you’ve got a thing for hot nobodies — sorry, “Instagram stars” in bikinis like I do. Enjoy.
Meet Brittany Gonzales. According to my sources, she’s a TV host/model — which probably isn’t much of a surprise judging from her killer body in these bikini pictures. But she’s also apparently dating some dude who used to be in Twilight, which I guess isn’t really much of a surprise either, but I’m not gonna lie, I was hoping if she was going to date a D- or F-list celebrity, it’d be yours truly. But I guess he already beat me to it. Oh well. At least we’ve still got bikini pictures to enjoy.
I know everyone’s been going nuts for Hillary and her “Delete your account” tweet, but if you ask me, there’s only one Queen of Social Media, and that’s Bella Thorne. Here’s another round of Bella’s killer bikini Snapchats, and if you’re not following her yet, I’m not really sure what you’re waiting for. This is what social media was made for. Well, that and proposing to supermodels via Twitter, I guess.
Lindsey Pelas is continuing to make a serious push for my #1 Snapchat hottie status with this latest round of bikini selfies. Although she would’ve gotten even more points if the busty blonde hottie had sent these directly to me, instead of sharing them with the rest of her followers too. But maybe she just hit the wrong button by accident. What? I’m not delusional, it happens sometimes.
In case you missed it, this year’s Miss USA pageant has started again, and they finally got to my favorite part of the competition: the bikini portion. Anyway, there’s a bunch of decent talent here, but no clear winner. So if you ask me, I think there should be a motorboating round as a tiebreaker. And I’d be happy to volunteer to judge it. Call me!
Don’t know how I missed this the other day, but according to my sources, Jessica Simpson busted out her red, white and blue bikini for Memorial Day and better yet, posted this selfie of her wearing it to Instagram. And I don’t know about you guys, but I’m definitely standing at attention right now. In fact, I don’t think I’ve ever felt more patriotic. …Patriotism is one of those emotions you can feel in your pants, right?
I’m sure you guys are all currently enjoying your day off, but in case you haven’t noticed, I’m still hard at work today. (Stop laughing, I haven’t gotten to the jokes yet.) Because the way I see it, if hotties in bikinis aren’t taking the day off, neither should I. And it’s a good thing I didn’t, because Bella Thorne just delivered some of her hottest Snapchat and bikini booty action in months, and it’s pictures like this that make my heroic sacrifice of holiday day-drinking all worth it. So enjoy, and you’re welcome in advance.
Bella Thorne exibe corpão em ensaio fotográfico. A atriz da Disney, Bella Thorne, de 18 anos fez um ensaio fotográfico na última semana. A gata exibiu seu corpo lindo e maravilhoso na praia de Malibu na Califórnia. Bella ficou conhecida por ser uma das protagonistas da série "No Ritmo" da Disney. #bellathorne #sessaodefotos #atriz #disney #thefofoca
However you’re getting to spend your long weekend this Memorial Day, I guarantee it wasn’t half as fun as the lucky bastards at Drai’s Las Vegas. Because here’s Jennifer Lopez in a bikini hosting some pool party called Carnival Del Sol, and no offense to going to a BBQ with your extended family, but yeah, getting to hang out with J-Lo in a bikini sounds just a little bit better. But hey, at least on the bright side, we still get to enjoy the pictures.
Here’s foxy South African beauty Jessica Lee Buchanan showing off her sweet coconuts in a new bikini shoot. And you know, I’ve heard a lot of people talk about the great outdoors over the years, but I’ve never really understood what the phrase meant. Until now, that is. Because these pictures definitely put the “great” in the great outdoors. Enjoy.
Last time I did a post on Halston Sage, I promised you guys that she was going to become the next big thing in Hollywood. And these latest pictures just prove it. Because here she is rocking a bikini and a pair of Daisy Dukes like a seasoned pro while filming her new movie — which just so happens to feature Bella Thorne too, and we’ve already established is going to be the biggest movie of all-time. Forget The Avengers or Batman or anything of those movies you nerds are all into. This is what real cinema looks like: a busty blonde hottie running around on the beach in a bikini top.
I know it was Mother’s Day yesterday, but here at Hollywood Tuna, we’re celebrating something way better: MILF Day. And yes, I know, technically, that could be pretty much any day on this site, but just go with it… Anyway, here’s some pictures of Jennifer Lopez at the beach to celebrate, and unfortunately, J-Lo did’t attempt the patented Jessica Alba bikini ass pose, but I guess it’s just as well, considering that probably would’ve broken the Internet, and then you wouldn’t have been able to see the pictures in the first place. So let’s just enjoy these instead. Happy MILF Day, everyone.