Today’s a big day over here at Tuna HQ (AKA the Starbucks near my mom’s house). See, I just found out that one of my all-time favorite Instagram hotties Emily Ratajkowski is also on Snapchat. And in my professional opinion, she’s just as talented at posting sexy cleavage shots on there as she is on Instagram. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go lock myself in this Starbucks bathroom for 30-45 seconds to celebrate the great news.
Meet Emily Jean Bester, my latest up-and-coming hot model find. According to my research, Emily’s from Sydney, Australia and as far as I’m concerned, she definitely has some of the bester chesticles I’ve seen on a bikini model in a while. Or wait, is it bestest? I’m not great with grammar. In case you haven’t noticed.
Here’s one of my favorite fake Instagram models Bryana Holly doing a good job pretending to be a real model for a smoking hot new beach photoshoot. And I’m still waiting for Bryana to realize that she’s going to need a well-connected, famous blogger boyfriend if she really wants to take her career to the next level. What? If Bryana can be a real bikini model, I can totally be well-connected and famous… Fine, just shut up and enjoy the bikini pictures. Jerks.
I have so many favorites, it’s hard to keep track, but I’m 99% sure that Sandra Kubicka here is my #1 favorite Polish Instagram hottie/bikini model. And if she wasn’t before, she definitely is now after these pictures of her in Miami looking hot enough to melt steel beams. And/or my entire pants region. Enjoy!
Here’s Bella Thorne doing what she does best: giving us some great bikini and/or tongue action on social media. The only thing that’s missing this time is her patented booty shot. We came so close to getting the full trifecta. Oh well. I bet if we wait another 24
hours minutes, there’ll be a whole more where this came from. So enjoy these for now, and make sure to stay tuned.
According to my sources, Katharine McPhee hit the beach in Miami over the weekend, and gave us a great look at her and her funbags in a bikini. Now, I’ve been never a big swimmer, but I think it could definitely help if I could just get my hands on a pair of personal floatation devices like Katharine’s. Just to be clear, I don’t think it would help me swim, but it would definitely help me enjoy being in the water a whole lot more.
Here’s one of my favorite bikini hotties Yara Khmidan back with another smoking hot photoshoot. And if you don’t know anything about Yara, I suggest you get to know this Ukrainian hottie better ASAP. And no, I don’t mean by looking her up on Google, I mean by pressing your nose up against your computer screen while you click through these pictures. Trust me, it’ll be worth every second.
Here is Charlotte McKinney in a little bikini at the beach. Besides her delicious ginormous breasts, for an “Instagram Supermodel” she is looking a little doughy. I think I can help. Charlotte, come to my mom’s basement and while you do some deep knee bends, I will motivate you by motorboating your huge knockers.
I know I like to make fun of these so-called professional Instagram models, but here’s one of my all-time favorites Emily Ratajkowski hard at work in a few new bikini pictures. And after seeing these, I’d like to apply to be Emily’s personal wedgie picker. What? If being a professional Insta-hottie can be a real job, professional wedgie assistant should be too. It’s only fair.
If you’ve ever taken the subway in New York in the summer, you know there’s a 99% chance you’ll be riding in a smelly, crowded, overheated metal tube with a weirdo and/or sleeping homeless guy. But Insta-hottie Ashley Graves just made a few lucky New Yorkers’ subway rides a whole lot more exciting by hitting the subway in a tiny bikini. Although these pictures are so damn hot, I wouldn’t be surprised if it blew the cars’ A/C out. You know, assuming it was working to begin with, that is. Enjoy!
You know how last time I did a post on Emily Ratajkowski, I said she wasn’t made to wear clothes? Well, here’s proof. Here’s a few of the supermodel hottie’s latest Instagram pics that prove once and for all that Emily should be wearing a bikini 24/7. Unless she wants to mix things up with lingerie or nothing at all every once in a while. That works too. Enjoy.
I don’t think I’ve done a post on Sarah Tilleke here before, which means most of you are probably seeing this smoking hot Aussie model for the first time right now. And you know how they say you never forget your first time. So I don’t know about you guys, but I have a feeling this beach photoshoot is going to be burned into my brain for the rest of the day. You’re welcome in advance.
It’s already mid-August, which means summer’s almost over, and we’ve got to make sure to make the most of what’s left. So stop whatever you’re doing and make sure to enjoy this great bikini photoshoot from Nina Agdal, AKA one of the world’s hottest bikini models, for SI’s Summer of Swim. I figure it’s hot enough to last me until at least the end of
summer this sentence. Enjoy.
Alright, so I know I like to rag on Charlotte McKinney and call her a fake supermodel or whatever, but any time a busty hottie comes down with a serious case of nippleitis at the beach, it’s major news as far as I’m concerned, no matter who’s involved. So make sure to check back for more updates on this very important breaking story, while I press my nose up against my computer screen looking for, uh, clues. Or something. Enjoy.