Here’s my favorite pair of fellow bikini bloggers Natasha Oakley and Devin Brugman hard at work doing what they do best: getting photographed by the paps while wearing bikinis. What? Did you think I was going to say blogging? Trust me, no one wants to see that. Anyway, I really think one of these days all three of us should meet up to talk shop about the state of the industry over a hot Tuna sandwich. I’m talking about a threeway, just to be clear. Call me!
I know it’s still the dead of winter and all, but here’s something guaranteed to melt your popsicle, even if you’re currently stationed at the North Pole. It’s Candice Swanepoel‘s latest set of lingerie and bikini pictures for Victoria’s Secret, and I don’t know about you guys, but temperatures are rising pretty quickly over here. I might have to turn on the AC or hop in a cold shower just to cool down.
Good news: Chloe Grace Moretz finally took that bikini vacation I’ve been hoping for, and even better, there’s pictures to prove it. The bad news is it looks like she went with some other loser, instead of yours truly. I guess she must’ve decided not to invite me because she heard about bloggers being allergic to the sun. But that’s just a vicious rumor. As long as we put on SPF 5,000, we’re just fine.
I know that the last time I did a post on Nina Agdal, I said that seeing my former #1 favorite hottie in a bikini just isn’t the same as it used to be. Not with all the new Insta-hotties out there competing for our attention. But here’s Nina in a new shoot for something called My Magazine Vol. 5 (whatever that is), and if you ask me, she’s still got it. And yes, by “it,” I mean the ability to turn my pants region into a raging inferno.
I’ve done a few posts on Daniela Lopez Osorio by now, and thanks to photoshoots like this, the Colombian hottie is hands down one of my new favorite models these days. In fact, I’m pretty sure I’m in love. You know, it’s that classic, age-old love story: blogger meets girl, girl pretends not to know blogger exists, continues on with her life. Anyway, I’m not sure what happens next because I’ve never made it that far before, but fingers crossed it has something to do with more bikini pictures.
I don’t know about you guys, but doing that post on Hannah Ferguson earlier got me in the mood to see more of the leggy SI hottie. And by more, I mean her actually wearing a bikini this time. So here you go. Now don’t say I never do anything
for myself and pretend it’s for you. Enjoy. I know I will.
In case you missed it, Neighbors 2 was already my most anticipated movie of the year based solely on the fact that Chloe Grace Moretz shows up in a bikini in it. But now the trailer’s come out, and I found out that Selena Gomez also shows up in a bikini. So I think it’s safe to say that this film is guaranteed to sweep the Oscars next year. And/or get me kicked out of my local movie theater. Can’t wait.
Last time I put up a post of Robin Holzken pictures, I warned you guys that the Dutch model was so hot, she’d blow your pants right off. So hopefully you remembered to do what I did and take yours off ahead of time before checking out this latest bikini photoshoot she did. But if not, I can’t be held liable for any damages that might occur. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go be escorted out of this Starbucks.
Here’s career bikini babe Lauren Stoner back at the beach in Miami, but what else is new? As far as I know, I don’t think I’ve ever done a post where Lauren hasn’t been walking around the beach in a bikini for the paps. I’d double-check to make sure, but I’m too lazy to look it up, and also, who cares? All any of us really need to know is that there’s more Lauren Stoner bikini pictures to look at. Everything else is just filler. So enjoy.
I figured we should take a little break from all those classy Golden Globe pictures to get back to our regularly-scheduled programming: hot nobodies in bikinis. So here’s busty British reality “star” Jemma Lucy at the beach in Miami, and even if you’re not a fan of chicks with this many tattoos, I think we can all agree on one thing: seeing Jemma model a hand bra for the paps is 20x better than anything you’d see on the Globes red carpet. So enjoy.
The good news is Rita Ora‘s still on that beach vacation of hers in Miami. The bad? It looks like she’s finally gotten over that case of nippleitis. But I guess all good things must come to an end eventually, right? And as long as we’re still getting more Rita bikini pictures, I can’t complain. And neither should you.
I figure what better way to kick off 2016 than the same way we ended 2015: with a bunch of bikini pictures from Katie Cassidy. Only this time, she brought a hot friend along, Emily Bett Rickards. Now, according to my sources, Emily’s one of Katie’s Arrow co-stars and not her personal suntan lotion assistant, but hey, a guy can dream. And these two are definitely solid fantasy material. Enjoy.
It’s been at least a couple months since we last saw Claudia Jordan at the beach, and I don’t know about you guys, but I was starting to get worried about the Real Housewives of Atlanta “star.” Going a few months without any new paparazzi bikini pictures is practically an eternity for a wannabe celebrity like Claudia. But luckily, her and her booty popped back up again, and I don’t have to file a Missing Hot Nobody report — which is good news for both us, because last time, the cops told me that wasn’t a thing and to stop calling 911 about bikini pictures or they’d have me arrested. Phew.
Wasn’t I just saying that Selena Gomez could have a very lucrative second career as a professional Instagram model if this whole pop star thing doesn’t work out? That’s because she clearly knows what
us perverts her fans want: more pictures of her in a bikini. Here’s her latest shot from over the long weekend, but if you ask me, this should be an everyday thing, not just for special occasions.