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Nina Senicar Belongs In A Bikini

April 22nd, 2014

Nina Senicar

Looks like it’s time for me to add another favorite hottie to the big board, thanks to this latest sexy bikini photoshoot from Serbian model and former Miss Yugoslavia Nina Senicar. And yeah, I know I’ve got a lot of favorites by now, but what can I say? I go through favorite funbags the way you non-bloggers go through underwear: I always make sure I have a new pair for each day of the week.

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Maryna Linchuk’s Super Sexy Bikini Pictures

April 22nd, 2014

Maryna Linchuk

It’s been a while since I’ve done a post on her, but here’s Victoria’s Secret hottie Maryna Linchuk doing what she does best: looking smoking hot in a bikini, and making me need to take my third cold shower of the day. That said, I do have one minor complaint when it comes to Maryna — her Instagram is seriously lacking in the bikini and lingerie selfie department. And I just hope she fixes that soon, because it’s the best thing she could do to help take her career to the next level. Well, that and date a certain celebrity blogger, but I figure one out of two will do for now.

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Kourtney Kardashian’s Bikini Booty Will Ruin Your Appetite

April 21st, 2014

Kourtney Kardashian

I hope you guys all got enough to eat at Easter dinner over the weekend, because after these shots of Kourtney Kardashian‘s bikini booty at the pool, you probably won’t be keeping down solid food for a couple weeks. Anyway, sorry for ruining your appetite, but if you think this is bad, just imagine what Kim‘s looks like these days. Actually, nevermind, don’t. At least not if you’re still planning on having lunch today.

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Photos: Fameflynet

Constance Nunes Belongs In A Bikini

April 18th, 2014

Constance Nunes

I’m pretty sure you guys dug those pictures of Constance Nunes almost as much as I did the last time, so here she is again, only better, because she’s in a bikini instead of a pair of Daisy Dukes. That’s what I call an upgrade. Anyway, since I’m guessing most of you got the day off for Good Friday, I suggest you spend the rest of it scrolling through Constance’s Instagram. What else are you going to do, go outside or see your family and friends? Speaking from experience, this is a much more rewarding use of your time.

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Anais Zanotti Bikini Pictures

April 18th, 2014

Anais Zanotti

She took a couple weeks off, but it looks like French Playboy model Anais Zanotti is back at it again, putting on another “candid” bikini show for us and the paps. I’m just a little surprised to see her so covered up for once — this is probably the biggest bikini I’ve ever seen her wear. I mean, I didn’t even have to break out the black censor bars this time. Anyway, I know I’ve made fun of Anais in the past, I just hope I didn’t make her self-conscious or anything. Because her body’s always been my favorite part.

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Serena Williams’ Meaty Bikini Pictures

April 17th, 2014

Serena Williams

I know when most of you hear that a famous tennis player hit the beach in a bikini, you’re probably expecting Maria Sharapova, not Serena Williams and her meaty booty. Sorry about that. But I figure some of you dudes out there must dig this look. I mean, there’s gotta be a reason why Kim Kardashian is still famous, right? OK, maybe not. Anyway, I’d also like to apologize to Serena for this too. Mostly because she looks like she could beat me up with that thing. Yikes.

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Meet Bikini Babe Lexi Marlow

April 16th, 2014

Lexie Marlow

If you’re in the mood for another Playboy model putting on a great bikini show at the beach, you’re in luck today. Because here’s Lexi Marlow looking very, uh, talented in her latest photoshoot. Apparently she’s from Texas, but that’s as far as I got in my research before getting kicked out of the Starbucks for violating their ridiculous “no pants, no service” policy. Anyway, luckily you don’t need too much extra info to look at a hottie in a bikini, so just go ahead and enjoy.

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Candice Accola Bikini Pictures

April 16th, 2014

Candice Accola

I don’t watch that Vampire Diaries show since I’m not a teenage girl, but according to my sources, this bikini cutie Candice Accola is on it. And I’m glad she doesn’t let playing a vampire on TV prevent her from getting a tan in full view of the paps, because I’m really enjoying these pictures right now. Anyway, if they need anybody to play Candice’s love interest in future episodes, I’m willing to volunteer. Sure, I’m a terrible actor, but as a blogger, I’m already extremely pale and afraid of the sun. Just think of all the money I’d save the makeup department.

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Ana Braga Knows How To Dress For The Beach

April 16th, 2014

Ana Braga

Ana Braga‘s never going to be my favorite swimsuit model, but damn if the Playboy Playmate doesn’t know how to dress for the beach. Here she is doing her latest sexy photoshoot, and I don’t know if what she’s wearing here can technically count as a one-piece, but I do know that I hoping it becomes the new hottest trend for summer after this. Yow.

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Leila Thomas Was Born To Wear A Bikini

April 16th, 2014

Leila Thomas

I know I fall in love with pretty much every new bikini model I seem to post on the site, but the way I see it, this is a numbers game and I’m just increasing my odds. I figure one of these days, one of these no-name hotties is bound to appreciate the fact that a big-time celebrity blogger they’ve never met was drooling over them on the Internet. So here’s my latest pick: Lelia Thomas. According to my research, Leila’s from Hawaii, which means she was pretty much born to wear a bikini. Great, I’m sold, now where do I send my marriage proposal?

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Jehane Gigi Paris Is A French Cutie

April 15th, 2014

Jehane Gigi Paris

Since I liked those pictures of French cutie Jehane Gigi Paris so much the last time, I figured I’d do another post on her again today. Because A) she looks great in a bikini, and B) I’m hoping that declaring my love for her via the Internet might help convince her that the next step in her career should involve dating a celebrity blogger. Although judging from my Instagram creeping, I think Gigi might have a boyfriend. But that’s never stopped me before. Well, mostly because this move has never worked for me before. But hey, there’s always a first time for everything, right? Wish me luck.

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Fabiana Semprebom Is Still The Bomb

April 15th, 2014

Fabiana Semprebom

I think Fabiana Semprebom must be playing hard to get or something, because every time I do a post saying how much I love her, or propose via Twitter, she always ignores me. Crazy, right? It’s like she doesn’t even know I exist or something. But that’s okay, because I don’t mind a challenge. If I wanted easy, I wouldn’t have picked a career where I try to flirt with hot models from my couch. I’m pretty sure that’s right up there with rocket science and brain surgery.

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Sheridyn Fisher Will Blow Your Mind!

April 14th, 2014

Sheridyn Fisher

Since I’m pretty sure that you guys like finding new bikini hotties to drool over almost as much as I do, here’s a new one for you: Sheridyn Fisher. I didn’t know too much about the Aussie hottie, but according to her Twitter, she’s a model and actress, runs her own bikini company, and is an “animal lover, earth child, soccer player, sci-fi geek & movie buff.” Which is great and all, but I’m pretty sure that list is missing something: “blogger’s girlfriend.” Luckily, I think I can help.

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