According to my sources, Katharine McPhee hit the beach in Miami over the weekend, and gave us a great look at her and her funbags in a bikini. Now, I’ve been never a big swimmer, but I think it could definitely help if I could just get my hands on a pair of personal floatation devices like Katharine’s. Just to be clear, I don’t think it would help me swim, but it would definitely help me enjoy being in the water a whole lot more.
Here’s one of my favorite bikini hotties Yara Khmidan back with another smoking hot photoshoot. And if you don’t know anything about Yara, I suggest you get to know this Ukrainian hottie better ASAP. And no, I don’t mean by looking her up on Google, I mean by pressing your nose up against your computer screen while you click through these pictures. Trust me, it’ll be worth every second.
Here is Charlotte McKinney in a little bikini at the beach. Besides her delicious ginormous breasts, for an “Instagram Supermodel” she is looking a little doughy. I think I can help. Charlotte, come to my mom’s basement and while you do some deep knee bends, I will motivate you by motorboating your huge knockers.
I know I like to make fun of these so-called professional Instagram models, but here’s one of my all-time favorites Emily Ratajkowski hard at work in a few new bikini pictures. And after seeing these, I’d like to apply to be Emily’s personal wedgie picker. What? If being a professional Insta-hottie can be a real job, professional wedgie assistant should be too. It’s only fair.
If you’ve ever taken the subway in New York in the summer, you know there’s a 99% chance you’ll be riding in a smelly, crowded, overheated metal tube with a weirdo and/or sleeping homeless guy. But Insta-hottie Ashley Graves just made a few lucky New Yorkers’ subway rides a whole lot more exciting by hitting the subway in a tiny bikini. Although these pictures are so damn hot, I wouldn’t be surprised if it blew the cars’ A/C out. You know, assuming it was working to begin with, that is. Enjoy!
You know how last time I did a post on Emily Ratajkowski, I said she wasn’t made to wear clothes? Well, here’s proof. Here’s a few of the supermodel hottie’s latest Instagram pics that prove once and for all that Emily should be wearing a bikini 24/7. Unless she wants to mix things up with lingerie or nothing at all every once in a while. That works too. Enjoy.
I don’t think I’ve done a post on Sarah Tilleke here before, which means most of you are probably seeing this smoking hot Aussie model for the first time right now. And you know how they say you never forget your first time. So I don’t know about you guys, but I have a feeling this beach photoshoot is going to be burned into my brain for the rest of the day. You’re welcome in advance.
It’s already mid-August, which means summer’s almost over, and we’ve got to make sure to make the most of what’s left. So stop whatever you’re doing and make sure to enjoy this great bikini photoshoot from Nina Agdal, AKA one of the world’s hottest bikini models, for SI’s Summer of Swim. I figure it’s hot enough to last me until at least the end of
summer this sentence. Enjoy.
Alright, so I know I like to rag on Charlotte McKinney and call her a fake supermodel or whatever, but any time a busty hottie comes down with a serious case of nippleitis at the beach, it’s major news as far as I’m concerned, no matter who’s involved. So make sure to check back for more updates on this very important breaking story, while I press my nose up against my computer screen looking for, uh, clues. Or something. Enjoy.
It feels like we’ve been waiting for Hilary Duff to take a beach vacation for like 5 years now, even though most other celebrity MILFs hit the beach every other week. But good news: Hilary finally got into a bikini in Maui, and the paps were around to capture the historic event. Now let’s just hope Hilary’s bikini vacation lasts minimum 1-2 weeks. Me and her bikini body have got a lot of lost time to make up for. Enjoy.
Maya Stepper may not be a household name in the modeling business yet, but I bet that changes once people start seeing more of this blonde hottie. Because she’s got hands down one of the most amazing bikini bodies I’ve seen in a while, and it’s my job to drool over chicks in bikinis. So take it from me, if you don’t know Maya yet, you’re going to want to fix that ASAP. Starting with this latest photoshoot. Enjoy.
I always love it when hotties I discover make it big, mostly because that way I can take full credit for their success. So here’s my latest find to ride the patented “Tuna Bump” to the bikini photoshoot big-time: my former InstaBabe Carmella Rose. But there’s no need for Carmella to thank me for my help. These crazy-hot bikini pictures are all the thanks I need. Well, unless she wants to tell her hot friends to get in touch with me with their own bikini and/or lingerie pictures. It’s a tough job, but somebody’s got to do it.
It’s been way too long since the last time I did a post on Julia Pereira, and I was starting to get a little worried she’d disappeared. But the last time I called 911 to report a missing hottie, they told me that didn’t qualify as an actual emergency. Anyway, turns out I didn’t have to worry, because the Brazilian supermodel just showed up at the beach in Miami looking downright amazing. Although now I think I have to call 911 again to report a five-alarm pants fire… It’s really getting out of control.
I don’t know why Romee Strijd isn’t a bigger name in the supermodel business. Because as far as I’m concerned, she’s just as hot as any of the other Victoria’s Secret models out there. Not to mention, 100 times hotter than so-called models like Bella Hadid. But I guess that just means there’s less competition for me when I ask Romee to marry me via Twitter, which helps my chances. I bet they’re up to 0.0002% by now!