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Romee Strijd In Sexy Lingerie

July 19th, 2016

Romee Strijd

I don’t know why Romee Strijd isn’t a bigger name in the supermodel business. Because as far as I’m concerned, she’s just as hot as any of the other Victoria’s Secret models out there. Not to mention, 100 times hotter than so-called models like Bella Hadid. But I guess that just means there’s less competition for me when I ask Romee to marry me via Twitter, which helps my chances. I bet they’re up to 0.0002% by now!

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Lindsey Pelas Boobs Blow Up Snapchat

July 14th, 2016

Lindsey Pelas

I don’t know what Lindsey Pelas does for work these days, although I’m pretty sure “giving me a raging pants fire over Snapchat” isn’t a real job. I checked and everything. But if you ask me, it should be. Because Lindsey’s bikini Snapchat is better than 99% of the bikini photoshoots most of those so-called “real models” put out these days.

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Jessica Simpson’s Bikini Perve Shot

July 11th, 2016

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Here’s one of my all-time favorite busty blonde hotties Jessica Simpson celebrating her birthday in the best possible way: by lying around on the beach in a bikini while paparazzi with zoom lenses creep on her through the trees. And if this isn’t already part of Jessica’s annual tradition, it should be from now on. Who needs cake and/or presents when you can give your fans the best gift of all, aka a raging pants fire?

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Awesome Bikini Pictures

July 8th, 2016

Alessandra Ambrosio

I guess Alessandra Ambrosio was actually listening when I said that she needed to spice things up. Because it can’t just be a coincidence that she all of a sudden decided to take a bikini vacation, right?Anyway, I guess I don’t really care why my #1 favorite MILF’s back in a bikini again, I’m just glad that she is. Not to mention that she brought her fellow smoking hot supermodel Ana Beatriz Barros along with her instead of just her kid.

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Margot Robbie Is Amazing

July 8th, 2016

Margot Robbie

Australia’s hottest export Margot Robbie made the cover of Vanity Fair this month, and you’d better start cranking up the AC now. Because trust me, by the time you’re done looking at these pictures, you’re going to need something to help cool you off. Otherwise, we’re talking a full pants meltdown. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Enjoy.

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Katie Wright, Danielle Armstrong, Georgia Kousoulou, Chloe Lewis, Lydia Bright And Courtney Green In Their Swimsuits!

July 8th, 2016

Let’s see, we’ve got a whole bunch of busty hotties in bikinis and even though I barely recognize any of their names, the paparazzi are capturing every minute. Which means there’s only one explanation: they’re British reality TV stars. According to my sources, the new season of TOWIE is filming in Spain right now, so enjoy these shots of Katie Wright, Danielle Armstrong, Georgia Kousoulou, Chloe Lewis, Lydia Bright, and Courtney Green. Whoever they are, they all look very talented.

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Ariel Winter’s Booty In A Bikini

July 6th, 2016

Ariel Winter

Pretty sure Ariel Winter has officially leapfrogged her Modern Family co-star Sarah Hyland in the sitcom hottie department after this. Because don’t get me wrong, as super-cute as Sarah is, she’s not dropping busty hotness like this on social media on a regular basis. So congratulations Ariel, I’m glad to see at least one of you learned something from Sofia Vergara about the importance of self-promotion.

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Meet Hottie Rebecca Hiller

July 1st, 2016

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Meet Rebecca Hiller. Pretty much the only thing I know about this hottie is that she’s originally from Norway, and now she’s living in LA while she attempts to become the next great bikini model to give me a pants fire via the Internet. (Mission accomplished.) Anyway, she’s definitely off to a great start with this photoshoot, but if Becca doesn’t have a personal suntan lotion applier yet, I’d love to volunteer. I’m pretty sure the sun’s a lot stronger in California than in Norway, and everyone knows it’s important to let a blogger put his filthy mitts all over you take care of your skin. Call me!

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Kara Del Toro Belongs In A Bikini

June 24th, 2016

Kara Del Toro

I don’t blame you if you don’t immediately recognize the name Kara Del Toro, but trust me, you’re going to want to get to know her ASAP. Because after this smoking hot bikini photoshoot she did for Beach Bunny, I’m convinced that Kara’s got what it takes to become a household name: a killer body, a willingness to show it off for the cameras, and an endorsement from a very influential and famous celebrity blogger. OK, fine, so technically, she really only needs the first two, but I still want to be able to take credit when Kara’s career blows up. Enjoy.

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Bella Thorne Does Galore Good

June 22nd, 2016

Bella Thorne

Remember those killer Bella Thorne bikini pictures from a few weeks back? Well, today we finally found out what they were for: a new photoshoot Bella was doing for Galore Magazine. Huh. I always just assumed they were part of Bella’s ongoing quest to make my pants region go supernova. Anyway, here’s the end result, and it’s hands down one of the best photoshoots I’ve seen in weeks. So either way, mission accomplished, Bella. Congrats.

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Charlotte McKinney Busts Out And The Beach

June 20th, 2016

I know I like to rag on Charlotte McKinney, but here she is out doing what she does best: posing in a bikini for the cameras. And if you ask me, Charlotte should give up on trying to go legit as a model or actress or whatever she calls herself, and just do this full-time. There’s not too many women in this world who can fill out a bikini half as well as this busty blonde, and it’d be a shame to waste all that natural talent acting in burger commericals and/or wearing clothes…

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Joy Corrigan Works The Beach In A Bikini

June 20th, 2016

According to my sources, Joy Corrigan here is an “Instagram star” — which is really just the polite way of saying someone’s a professional hot nobody in 2016. Anyway, here she is hard at work at the beach in Miami doing a bikini photoshoot and pretending to be a real model. Which is great news if you’ve got a thing for hot nobodies — sorry, “Instagram stars” in bikinis like I do. Enjoy.

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Brittany Gonzales In A Little Bikini

June 13th, 2016

Brittany Gonzales

Meet Brittany Gonzales. According to my sources, she’s a TV host/model — which probably isn’t much of a surprise judging from her killer body in these bikini pictures. But she’s also apparently dating some dude who used to be in Twilight, which I guess isn’t really much of a surprise either, but I’m not gonna lie, I was hoping if she was going to date a D- or F-list celebrity, it’d be yours truly. But I guess he already beat me to it. Oh well. At least we’ve still got bikini pictures to enjoy.

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Bella Thorne Bikini Snaps Are Awesome!

June 10th, 2016

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I know everyone’s been going nuts for Hillary and her “Delete your account” tweet, but if you ask me, there’s only one Queen of Social Media, and that’s Bella Thorne. Here’s another round of Bella’s killer bikini Snapchats, and if you’re not following her yet, I’m not really sure what you’re waiting for. This is what social media was made for. Well, that and proposing to supermodels via Twitter, I guess.

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