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Shea Marie Does The Jessica Alba Bikini Booty Pose

May 3rd, 2016

Shea Marie

Remember how I did those posts on Instagram “star” Shea Marie and her model friend last week? Well, I must not have given Shea enough attention, because here she is assuming the position for the paps. I don’t know if she was going for the patented Jessica Alba bikini ass pose here or not, but she almost got there. A little more practice, and she’ll have it down. And as the Internet’s resident expert on the manuever, I’d be happy to offer Shea a few tips. See, it’s all about making sure the paps’ cameras get just the right angle…

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Natasha Oakley and Devin Brugman Are Back In Bikinis

May 3rd, 2016

Natasha Oakley and Devin Brugman

Here’s my favorite pair of fellow bikini bloggers Natasha Oakley and Devin Brugman hard at work at the office. And no, I’m not being sarcastic for once. See, unlike yours truly, these two actually pose in the bikinis they blog about. I guess I could’ve tried that myself, but I’m pretty sure you guys prefer getting daily pictures of hotties like Natasha and Devin instead of me in a Speedo… You’re welcome for that, by the way.

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Ellie Goulding’s Sloppy Bikini Body

April 29th, 2016

Ellie Goulding

Here’s Ellie Goulding out in a bikini in Miami, and I’m always so disappointed whenever I see a hottie looking sloppy like this. I’m not trying to be mean, I get that it’s not easy to stay fit. But you’d think that somebody with as much money as Ellie could easily afford to pay someone to help keep her in shape. Like to cook her meals, or help her train at the gym, or even just to move her legs and arms while she’s sleeping. Basically, there’s no excuse for this, is what I’m trying to say.

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Alessandra Ambrosio Will Blow Your Pants Off

April 26th, 2016

Alessandra Ambrosio

It’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new hotness from my #1 favorite MILF supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio, but luckily this new swimsuit shoot popped up and I didn’t have to call the authorities and file a missing hottie report. Mostly because according to the cops, that’s apparently not a real thing, and they threatened to arrest me if I kept wasting their time complaining about bikini pictures. So really, Alessandra totally saved the day with these. Phew. Enjoy.

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Megan McKenna Belongs In A Bikini

April 21st, 2016

Megan Mckenna

Good news: looks like Megan McKenna is still in Miami, because here’s the British reality “star” continuing to put on a show for the paps. This time she hit the pool, and if she can keep this up, I’m pretty sure she’ll officially become one of Miami’s biggest tourist attractions by the end of the month. Don’t believe me? Just try and tell me that seeing this booty in person isn’t on your bucket list. Because it’s sure as hell on mine.

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Alexis Ren’s Awesome Bikini Pictures

April 18th, 2016

Alexis Ren

Here’s professional hottie and instant pants fire Alexis Ren back with another smoking hot bikini photoshoot, and either it just went from spring to summer outside overnight or my pants region’s gone supernova, because I’m starting to seriously sweat. Either way, I’m going to need to take a cold shower stat. Enjoy.

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Kelly Rohrbach Works It On The Beach

April 14th, 2016

Kelly Rohrbach

Since you dudes seemed to dig those shots of Kelly Rohrbach in GQ Mexico so much yesterday, here’s a new round of beach pictures from the future Baywatch star today. I still don’t think Kelly has what it takes to become the next Pam Anderson (and by that I mean, the giant chesticles), but I look forward to continuing to watch her try. Especially if she really follows in Pam’s footsteps and releases her own sex tape. Fingers crossed!

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Meet Bikini Model Rachel Wallace

April 13th, 2016

In case any of you out there are still wondering why I love hot British nobodies so damn much, these pictures ought to help explain it. See, that’s model/reality “star” Rachel Wallace walking around the streets of London in nothing but a bikini. According to my sources, it was a photo op to help launch some new tattoo parlor. I’m telling you, the best thing about these girls is that they’ll do anything for press. Well, almost anything… I still haven’t convinced any of them to go on a date with me yet. I guess everyone has their limit.

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Bella Thorne’s Booty At The Beach

April 11th, 2016

Bella Thorne

I guess Bella Thorne must be reading my blog, or my mind. Because her and her hot older sister Dani Thorne hit Miami Beach again over the weekend, only this time they remembered to bring bikinis, which is exactly what I was hoping for. So enjoy. And on the off-chance Bella is reading my mind, I’d like to apologize for all the elaborate, perverted fantasies I’m having involving her, her sister and a pool noodle right now. Sorry, I’m a very sick man.

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Instagram Model Bryana Holly’s Bikini Photoshoot

April 7th, 2016

Bryana Holly

I guess Bryana Holly is still trying to make the transition from professional Instagram hottie to real model, because here she is at the beach doing what looks like a real bikini photoshoot. Although who really knows? I know people are starting to get more serious about their Instagram modeling these days and do full photoshoots on their phones, which is good news for me, because maybe now I won’t get laughed at when I offer to take pictures of a hottie with mine. If Bryana can be a real model, why can’t I be a real photographer?

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Jessica Simpson Busts Out In A Bikini Big Time!!!!

March 31st, 2016

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Jessica Simpson may not be nearly as big of a star as she was 10 years ago, but I’ve been a big fan of the busty blonde hottie ever since she first put on a pair of Daisy Dukes. So the fact that she showed up in Cabo busting out of a bikini top and wearing her signature shorts and looking every bit as smoking hot as she used to is big news as far as I’m concerned. In fact, it might even be the story of the year so far. And it’s one I plan on following very closely just in case there’s any new updates pictures.

#JessicaSimpson hangs out in her bikini top while vacationing in Cabo.

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