Abigail Ratchford is one of my new favorite busty hotties, and I swear that every photoshoot we get from her is somehow even better than the last one. Here’s her latest set of bikini pictures, and I’d love to take Abigail out motorboating one day, I’d just be a little afraid I might drown in those things. Although I guess there’s worse ways to go…
The last couple times I’ve done a post on Samantha Hoopes here, I’ve had a tough time believing that the SI Swimsuit model is only 24, and not just a sexy cougar in disguise. But here she is on the cover of Jezebel Magazine and you know what? With a body this good, Samantha can call herself however old she wants as long as she keeps delivering bikini pictures like this. Enjoy.
I’m a big Amanda Cerny fan, she’s always been one of my hottest Twitter girlfriends. So here’s a video I came across, something called “The Evolution of the Bikini.” But I’ve got to tell you, as a professional bikini blogger, it doesn’t have anything in it I didn’t already know — like the fact that the smaller the bikini gets, the better Amanda looks. And maybe it’s just the old-fashioned suits, but Amanda’s looking a little thicker than I remembered. Oh well, that’s nothing a few sessions with the Little Tuna couldn’t fix. Call me!
I don’t want to get added to any government watch lists today, so all I’m going to say about these latest Bella Thorne bikini pictures is that it’s good to see a young actress who understands the true meaning of Memorial Day: that it’s a great excuse to head to the beach. Now let’s all move it along before anyone gets in trouble.
You might want to make sure you’ve got a fire extinguisher handy, because here’s something guaranteed to start a five-alarm pants fire: new bikini pictures from my dream girl Rachel Mortenson. And feel free to take a page from my playbook — I always take my pants off ahead of time. Sure, it means I’m not allowed to go into coffee shops or my local library anymore, but it’s a lot better than burning through your only pair of sweats. Enjoy.
Don’t worry, I’m not trying to get anyone added to a government watch list on a holiday. Because Bella Thorne might be trouble, but luckily Dani Thorne — aka Bella’s hot (and more importantly, legal) sister — isn’t. …Well, I guess that’s not entirely true. You just have to be careful where you look at these bikini pictures, because most places have a zero tolerance “no pants, no service” policy. Yes, even on holidays. So enjoy, and just try to stay out of trouble.
If you’ve never heard of Tove Lo, don’t worry, I haven’t either. And it’s my job to keep track of hot nobodies like this. But according to my sources, she’s a Swedish pop star currently doing a US tour, and let’s hope she makes a few more stops at the beach. Because I may not know a single one of her songs, but I’m already a big fan of these bikini shows, and I’m hoping for an encore.
I know most of you are probably out there relaxing and enjoying your Memorial Day barbecues with your “friends” and “families” or whatever it is normal people do on their days off, but the hottie bikini picture industry never rests, and neither do I. So here’s the latest breaking news: shots of hot MILF Ali Larter spending the day at the beach. And if you’ll excuse me, I think I need to go take another nap after all that hard work. Phew.
Since one of my favorite things about this job is finding new hotties for us all to drool over, I want you to meet a model named Keleigh Sperry. Now according to my sources, Keleigh’s currently dating Miles Teller, but don’t worry, I’m sure she’ll come to her senses soon and ditch him for someone who can actually help her career. Like a certain influential blogger. Hint hint.
I can never remember what Christina Milian is up to these days, besides giving me a serious pants fire whenever we get new pictures of her. But luckily, I’m pretty sure you guys care more about staying up to date on her latest beach trips than her latest singles or reality show or whatever. So here’s a few new bikini pictures from Christina in Miami, and I’m going to continue to follow this important story very closely in case there’s any new developments. Like Christina attempting the Jessica Alba bikini ass pose. Stay tuned.
OK, so I know that last time I said that Julia Pereira is one of the world’s hottest women no matter what she’s wearing, but anybody with a working set of eyes can tell you that the super-hot Brazilian model was born to wear a bikini. So here she is at Miami Beach working on her tan, and enjoy, but be careful. Because these pictures are so hot, I’m pretty sure you’re going to need to put on sunscreen first, just to be safe.
I post a lot of hot models on this site, and I know it’s probably hard to keep up with all of them. So I don’t blame you if you forgot who Camila Morrone is. But here’s a refresher: she’s friends with Vanessa Hudgens, is pretty great at Instagram, and was born to wear a bikini. And once you check out this latest bikini shoot of hers, I have a feeling she’s going to stick in your mind. Because Camila’s so hot, she’ll get burned into your memory. You’re welcome.
Marloes Horst may not be as much of a household name as her fellow Victoria’s Secret models, but if the Dutch hottie keeps doing sexy bikini photoshoots like this one, I bet that’ll change pretty quickly. Although even if it doesn’t, that’s fine by me too. I’m just as happy to keep Marloes’ hotness our little secret. Enjoy.
Since you guys seemed to dig those pictures of Katie Cleary in tight jeans yesterday, here’s something even better for you perverts today: Katie in a bikini. I still don’t know what she does for a living, but I’m glad to see her moving up the hot nobody career ladder so quickly. At this rate, she could have her own “leaked” sex tape by the end of the week. Here’s hoping!