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Meet Hottie Denise Schaefer

March 26th, 2015

Denise Schaefer

I know a lot of you cynics out there don’t believe in love at first sight, but me and the Little Tuna both fell head over heels for Denise Schaefer after seeing this shoot the Peruvian hottie did with Jeffrey Chan. She’s got everything I look for in a woman these days: a perfect body and an Instagram full of bikini and/or lingerie selfies. I mean, what more do you really need?

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Gisele Bundchen’s Super Model MILF Booty

March 24th, 2015

Gisele Bundchen

As you guys know, I’ve never been that big a fan of Gisele Bundchen, but at least the paps made sure to capture the Brazilian supermodel’s best angle in these shots. And actually, if you hate Tom Brady, then these pictures work on two levels — either you get to enjoy Gisele’s sweet supermodel booty, or it just looks like he’s making out with Spicoli from Fast Times at Ridgemont High. I call that a win-win.

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Photos: PacificCoastNews

Lauren Stoner Bikini Pictures

March 23rd, 2015

Lauren Stoner

I don’t know what Lauren Stoner does besides hang around Miami Beach in a bikini. Not that I’m complaining, but she must be dating or is married to a very rich dude to enjoy this lifestyle. I tried looking up her resume online and I could find anything. If she’s out of work, I’d be more than happy to hire her. I don’t pay well, but the position that I need to be filled has very flexible hours and it would give her plenty of time to keep working on her tan. Call me.

         
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Photos: PacificCoastNews

Claudia Jordan Bikini Pictures

March 23rd, 2015

Claudia Jordan

Whenever I see new bikini pictures of Claudia Jordan, I always have trouble remembering why she’s famous. Then again, I also have trouble remembering to close my mouth so I don’t drool all over my keyboard, so maybe that’s just on me. Anyway, I’m pretty sure Claudia’s on some reality show, one of the Real Housewives of… somewhere, but hopefully next time we see her, she’ll be on the spin-off I keep trying to pitch Bravo: Real Housewives of My Mom’s Basement. I’m telling you, they’re all passing on a gold mine.

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Photos: PacificCoastNews

Vanessa Huppenkothen Bikini Pictures

March 19th, 2015

According to my sources, this Vanessa Huppenkothen hottie whose bikini body we’re all currently drooling over is rumored to be dating professional footballer/lucky bastard Cristiano Ronaldo now that he broke up with Irina Shayk. And I don’t know if it’s true or not, but I wouldn’t be surprised. I’m telling you, those damn soccer players have all the luck, and it needs to stop. I mean, when is our society going to stop obsessing over these stupid pro athletes and finally start recognizing the true heroes? I’m talking about us professional bikini bloggers, just to be clear.

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Photos: PacificCoastNews

Metisha Schaefer’s Booty Has Potential

March 18th, 2015

Metisha Schaefer

Metisha Schaefer was much hotter when I saw her pics in small little thumbnails before downloading them. Now that I see the full size and now I feel that I wasted my time checking out this nobody. Anyway, girl could use a salad and maybe less useless workouts at the beach. Try hitting a gym, grabbing a barbell with some weights and doing some deep knee bends. That booty has potential, but it’s six months away from perfection.

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Photos: PacificCoastNews, Fameflynet

Kerrie McMahon Works It Good For Saint Patrick’s Day

March 17th, 2015

Kerrie McMahon

Since today is Saint Patrick’s Day, here is Irish hottie Kerrie McMahon in a Saint Patrick’s Day themed photoshoot. The pictures are amazing and they definitely make me want to search for a pot of gold in her bikini bottoms, but there is one problem with it; she should be drinking a Guinness, not bottled water.

         
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Gigi Hadid Bikini Pictures

March 16th, 2015

I know I said earlier I would ban Gigi Hadid from the site for dating that douche Cody Simpson, but that was before I saw these candids of her in a bikini at the beach. I’m not a huge fan of this style because it leaves the worst tan lines, but Gigi is a hot enough to pull it off. On another note, who dates anyone with the name Cody?

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Photos: PacificCoastNews

Gizele Oliveira Is The Hottest

March 16th, 2015

Gizele Oliveira

Since you know how much I like finding new hotties to fall in love with over the Internet, here’s my latest discovery: Gizele Oliveira. According to my research, Gizele’s from Brazil, like practically 90% of the hotties I post on this site. But apparently she also calls herself a blogger, which instantly makes her the hottest blogger in the world (present company excluded, of course). See? I always knew we were meant for each other. And by always, I mean ever since I first saw her 10 minutes ago. I’d better go upstairs and tell my mom the good news.

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