Thanks to the paparazzi and their zoom lenses, here’s super-hot cougar Heidi Klum going topless sunbathing with her rich kid boyfriend in Sardinia. And since I know that constantly having cameras around has to get annoying, if Heidi’s looking for somewhere to go sunbathing with a little more privacy, I’d be happy to offer my backyard. Sure, it’s not an international tourist hot spot and she’s not allowed to bring her loser boyfriend, but at least she can work on her tan in peace without being bugged by the paps and their cameras. It’ll just be me and my phone instead. It takes great pictures.