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Kate Upton Is The 2017 ‘Sports Illustrated’ Swimsuit Issue Cover Model

February 15th, 2017

After weeks of those super-hot teaser videos, the 2017 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue has finally been released, and Kate Upton got the cover — again. That makes it three times for the busty blonde. And to celebrate, they apparently made three different covers so you can “collect them all” or something. But since no one would actually ever do that, I’ve got all three for you here, so you can enjoy them all without looking like a big weirdo for buying an armful of the same damn magazine. You’re welcome in advance.

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Hannah Davis’ Sexy Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Teaser

February 14th, 2017

Hannah Davis

Ugh. I guess Hannah Davis is going by Hannah Jeter now. At least, judging by this Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue teaser video they just released. But that’s not even the worst part. See, I just found out her and that loser ex-ballplayer are having a kid. So make sure to take a good look at Hannah’s killer bikini body here, because it might be the last one we see for a while. What a shame. She had so much potential too.

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Josephine Skriver Belongs In A Bikini

February 14th, 2017

Josephine Skriver

Since I’m such a good guy (stop laughing, I haven’t gotten to the jokes yet), I figured I’d get my loyal readers something nice for Valentine’s Day: like this brand-new set of bikini pictures from supermodel/total pants fire Josephine Skriver. And actually, if you’re ever stuck for a present, this works for pretty much every occasion, birthdays, Christmas, housewarming parties. So enjoy, and you’re welcome.

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Emily DiDonato’s Sexy Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Teaser

February 13th, 2017

Emily DiDonato

According to this latest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue teaserEmily DiDonato is going to take us to “a field of dreams” in this video. And I’ve gotta admit, watching Emily roll around topless in some field is pretty close to my actual dreams. There’s only a couple key differences: 1) Emily’s usually joined by a few other SI supermodels, and 2) the whole thing never lasts even close to a 1 minute 44, like it does in this video. We’re talking maybe 30, 45 seconds max.

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Rich Kid Wannabe Model Ava Sambora Works It In A Bikini

February 13th, 2017

Ava Sambora

I know I usually like to rag on rich kid models and point out how they’re only landing modeling contracts because of their famous parents. But let’s get real here: Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora aren’t exactly A-listers anymore, and Galore Magazine isn’t Vogue. So instead of getting cynical about this latest beach photoshoot from Ava Sambora, let’s just enjoy it for what it is: more pictures of another hot nobody/wannabe in a bikini. And those always work for me.

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Alexis Ren’s Sweet Booty Action

February 10th, 2017

Alexis Ren

I’m still waiting for Alexis Ren to realize that me and her are meant to be together, but until that happens, I guess I’m just going to have to keep drooling over her photoshoots. And you guys can feel free to join me. I’m not possessive or anything. So here’s the latest set of bikini pictures from my new favorite Insta-hottie. Enjoy. I know I will.

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Hannah Ferguson Belongs In A Bikini

February 9th, 2017

Hannah Ferguson

I don’t know about where you guys live, but winter’s still dragging on over here in my mom’s basement. So I figured I’d do my part to get us all thinking warmer thoughts by posting this massive bikini photoshoot from SI Swimsuit model/total pants fire Hannah Ferguson. And I don’t know about you, but I’m feeling it already. In fact, I think I might even need to take my pants off. You know, to cool down. Get your minds out of the gutter.

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Emily Sears Does Maxim Good

February 1st, 2017

Emily Sears

I know I usually like to rag on these so-called mens’ magazines for doing boring photoshoots. But that must not apply to the international versions. Because trust me, there’s definitely nothing boring about this latest shoot Aussie super-hottie Emily Sears did for Maxim Australia‘s February issue. If anything, the only problem I’ve got with these pictures is that there’s not twice as many of them.

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Lais Ribeiro’s Sexy Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Teaser

February 1st, 2017

Lais Ribeiro

Good news: I’ve got another one of those awesome Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue teaser videos to share with you perverts today. And this time, it’s Lais Ribeiro‘s turn to make our pants regions go nuclear with her bikini shots. Honestly, I don’t even know how they managed to shoot this thing. But I’m guessing it involved lots of fire extinguishers and a few of those fireproof suits. However they did it, it was definitely worth it.

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Lais Ribeiro Lais Ribeiro

Elyse Knowles Is One Hot Knowles!

February 1st, 2017

Elyse Knowles

So before you ask, no, Elyse Knowles has no relation to Beyonce. But what this Australian hottie does have is one seriously amazing bikini body. Anyway, I know she’s not as a big of a name in North America as she is Down Under, but I’m telling you, if Elyse keeps delivering smoking hot photoshoots like this, I can pretty much guarantee she’ll be the world’s most famous Knowles in no time.

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Kelly Gale’s Sexy Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Teaser

January 31st, 2017

Kelly Gale

I know Kelly Gale isn’t a household name in the modeling world just yet. Hell, I had to look her up again myself to remember who she was, and it’s my job to stay up to date on all the professional bikini hotties out there. But I’m willing to bet that’s all going to change after this year’s Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue comes out. Because judging from this little preview they just posted, Kelly is definitely a star in the making. Or a major pants fire, at least.

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Nina Agdal Bikini Pictures

January 25th, 2017

Nina Agdal

Back in the day, I used to do a minimum of three Nina Agdal posts a week, and I don’t know if it’s me or her, but my former #1 favorite hottie just hasn’t been looking as hot as she used to lately. In fact, I’m pretty sure I haven’t done a single post on her in almost six months. I guess I’ve just moved on. But here’s a new bikini photoshoot from the Dutch model for old times sake. Although if Nina wants to get that weekly Tuna coverage again, I’m going to need a little more from her than this. I figure a few “leaked” topless selfies sent to my inbox would probably do the trick. Only one way to find out…

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Jessica Lee Buchanan Is So Hot She Will Blow Your Pants Off

January 23rd, 2017

Jessica Lee Buchanan

In case any of you out there still don’t get why I make fun of those wannabe Instagram models all the time, I want you to take a good long look at this latest bikini photoshoot from a real supermodel: South African hottie Jessica Lee Buchanan. And once you’re done picking your jaw and/or your pants up off the floor, maybe you’ll understand what it means to actually be a professional model.

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