One of the things that makes Bella Thorne so good at social media is that she seems to know exactly what her fans want and then gives it to them. So here’s a few more killer bikini pictures Bella posted to Snapchat from her recent beach trip with her sister, and let this be a lesson to all the other young hotties out there. If you want more followers, you can never go wrong with bikini selfies.
Here’s Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace at the beach in Miami, and in case any of you out there forgot (especially Aisleyne), the busty British hottie and I are kind of an item on Twitter. So I’m sure she originally intended to send me a few bikini selfies personally from her latest trip to the beach, but just figured the paps would be able to get a better angle. And honestly, I can’t disagree.
I guess Bella Thorne must be reading my blog, or my mind. Because her and her hot older sister Dani Thorne hit Miami Beach again over the weekend, only this time they remembered to bring bikinis, which is exactly what I was hoping for. So enjoy. And on the off-chance Bella is reading my mind, I’d like to apologize for all the elaborate, perverted fantasies I’m having involving her, her sister and a pool noodle right now. Sorry, I’m a very sick man.
I guess Bryana Holly is still trying to make the transition from professional Instagram hottie to real model, because here she is at the beach doing what looks like a real bikini photoshoot. Although who really knows? I know people are starting to get more serious about their Instagram modeling these days and do full photoshoots on their phones, which is good news for me, because maybe now I won’t get laughed at when I offer to take pictures of a hottie with mine. If Bryana can be a real model, why can’t I be a real photographer?
Jessica Simpson may not be nearly as big of a star as she was 10 years ago, but I’ve been a big fan of the busty blonde hottie ever since she first put on a pair of Daisy Dukes. So the fact that she showed up in Cabo busting out of a bikini top and wearing her signature shorts and looking every bit as smoking hot as she used to is big news as far as I’m concerned. In fact, it might even be the story of the year so far. And it’s one I plan on following very closely just in case there’s any new
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Stella Maxwell may not be as well-known as some of her fellow Victoria’s Secret hotties out there, but trust me, if she keeps putting out red-hot bikini photoshoots like this, that’s not going to last long. I just think it’s funny they bothered to take a couple shots of her pretending to go surfing. I guarantee Stella can’t actually surf, but luckily, she sure as hell can pose in a bikini with a surfboard like a pro. And that’s a much more impressive skill, as far as I’m concerned.
I always think it’s hilarious when an Instagram model tries to pretend they’re a real supermodel. It’s like watching a dog try to walk on two legs. So I’m loving these shots of Kendall Jenner in the April issue of Vogue. I mean, don’t get me wrong, Kendall’s definitely cute, and she’s hands down the best-looking Kardashian (not that that’s saying much). But she’s no supermodel, no matter how many magazine covers that family buys to get everyone to think otherwise.
For all of you cynics out there who think Selena Gomez is just another overproduced, interchangeable pop star, well… you’re probably right. But just look at this picture of her playing the piano in a bikini and try to tell me she doesn’t have serious talent. And sure, I’m talking about her bikini-wearing skills more than any musical ability, but that part counts for way more in my book. Anyone can
sing be autotuned these days. Not everyone can look this hot in a bikini.
I don’t go on Facebook much anymore, it’s basically nothing but relatives and old weirdos you used to go to school with. (And besides, all the young hotties are posting their bikini shots on Snapchat these days.) But then I remembered that Britney Spears is a mom, and moms still love Facebook. Which explains why Britney posted this bikini picture on there. And hey, if Britney keeps this up, I might have to start logging on more often. Yum.
I know I do a lot of posts on professional Instagram models and wannabes on this site, but for my money, Emily Ratajkowski‘s hands down one of the best of the bunch. Because while all those other hot chicks out there are busy trying to use Instagram to land modeling gigs or rich boyfriends or convince their friends/family/followers that they’re actually a real model, Emily’s simply giving her followers what they really want: pictures of her looking smoking hot in a bikini. More, please.
I’m 99% sure Ariel Winter meant to send this fitting room bikini selfie to her favorite blogger instead of posting it on Instagram for all you weirdos and perverts to see. But I guess she must’ve hit the wrong button. That said, I’m still happy to answer her question. I think this looks pretty good on Ariel, but personally, I think she’d look even better in a hand-bra for Spring Break.
I barely log onto Snapchat, but I did this morning and managed to grab a few screengrabs of Bella Thorne in a bikini. Not only is Bella an Instagram model, she is now a Snap Chat queen. My only request is that she lose the boyfriend. There’s no reason to give him any attention. 90% of her followers I’m sure are dudes and it’s great that she’s in “love” and all, but we just don’t care to see it.
Taylor Swift and her boyfriend Calvin Harris posted these pictures of themselves on Instagram the other day to show everyone how much they are in love. The only thing I got from these pics, is that if Taylor had a Tinder account and if this was in her profile, I’d probably Swype left. Sure she’s skinny and has a solid body, but I can’t believe how much work goes into her to make her look like a Victoria’s Secret model.