I know everyone’s been going nuts for Hillary and her “Delete your account” tweet, but if you ask me, there’s only one Queen of Social Media, and that’s Bella Thorne. Here’s another round of Bella’s killer bikini Snapchats, and if you’re not following her yet, I’m not really sure what you’re waiting for. This is what social media was made for. Well, that and proposing to supermodels via Twitter, I guess.
Lindsey Pelas is continuing to make a serious push for my #1 Snapchat hottie status with this latest round of bikini selfies. Although she would’ve gotten even more points if the busty blonde hottie had sent these directly to me, instead of sharing them with the rest of her followers too. But maybe she just hit the wrong button by accident. What? I’m not delusional, it happens sometimes.
In case you missed it, this year’s Miss USA pageant has started again, and they finally got to my favorite part of the competition: the bikini portion. Anyway, there’s a bunch of decent talent here, but no clear winner. So if you ask me, I think there should be a motorboating round as a tiebreaker. And I’d be happy to volunteer to judge it. Call me!
Don’t know how I missed this the other day, but according to my sources, Jessica Simpson busted out her red, white and blue bikini for Memorial Day and better yet, posted this selfie of her wearing it to Instagram. And I don’t know about you guys, but I’m definitely standing at attention right now. In fact, I don’t think I’ve ever felt more patriotic. …Patriotism is one of those emotions you can feel in your pants, right?
I’m sure you guys are all currently enjoying your day off, but in case you haven’t noticed, I’m still hard at work today. (Stop laughing, I haven’t gotten to the jokes yet.) Because the way I see it, if hotties in bikinis aren’t taking the day off, neither should I. And it’s a good thing I didn’t, because Bella Thorne just delivered some of her hottest Snapchat and bikini booty action in months, and it’s pictures like this that make my heroic sacrifice of holiday day-drinking all worth it. So enjoy, and you’re welcome in advance.
Bella Thorne exibe corpão em ensaio fotográfico. A atriz da Disney, Bella Thorne, de 18 anos fez um ensaio fotográfico na última semana. A gata exibiu seu corpo lindo e maravilhoso na praia de Malibu na Califórnia. Bella ficou conhecida por ser uma das protagonistas da série "No Ritmo" da Disney. #bellathorne #sessaodefotos #atriz #disney #thefofoca
However you’re getting to spend your long weekend this Memorial Day, I guarantee it wasn’t half as fun as the lucky bastards at Drai’s Las Vegas. Because here’s Jennifer Lopez in a bikini hosting some pool party called Carnival Del Sol, and no offense to going to a BBQ with your extended family, but yeah, getting to hang out with J-Lo in a bikini sounds just a little bit better. But hey, at least on the bright side, we still get to enjoy the pictures.
Here’s foxy South African beauty Jessica Lee Buchanan showing off her sweet coconuts in a new bikini shoot. And you know, I’ve heard a lot of people talk about the great outdoors over the years, but I’ve never really understood what the phrase meant. Until now, that is. Because these pictures definitely put the “great” in the great outdoors. Enjoy.
Last time I did a post on Halston Sage, I promised you guys that she was going to become the next big thing in Hollywood. And these latest pictures just prove it. Because here she is rocking a bikini and a pair of Daisy Dukes like a seasoned pro while filming her new movie — which just so happens to feature Bella Thorne too, and we’ve already established is going to be the biggest movie of all-time. Forget The Avengers or Batman or anything of those movies you nerds are all into. This is what real cinema looks like: a busty blonde hottie running around on the beach in a bikini top.
I know it was Mother’s Day yesterday, but here at Hollywood Tuna, we’re celebrating something way better: MILF Day. And yes, I know, technically, that could be pretty much any day on this site, but just go with it… Anyway, here’s some pictures of Jennifer Lopez at the beach to celebrate, and unfortunately, J-Lo did’t attempt the patented Jessica Alba bikini ass pose, but I guess it’s just as well, considering that probably would’ve broken the Internet, and then you wouldn’t have been able to see the pictures in the first place. So let’s just enjoy these instead. Happy MILF Day, everyone.
Remember how I did those posts on Instagram “star” Shea Marie and her model friend last week? Well, I must not have given Shea enough attention, because here she is assuming the position for the paps. I don’t know if she was going for the patented Jessica Alba bikini ass pose here or not, but she almost got there. A little more practice, and she’ll have it down. And as the Internet’s resident expert on the manuever, I’d be happy to offer Shea a few tips. See, it’s all about making sure the paps’ cameras get just the right angle…
Here’s my favorite pair of fellow bikini bloggers Natasha Oakley and Devin Brugman hard at work at the office. And no, I’m not being sarcastic for once. See, unlike yours truly, these two actually pose in the bikinis they blog about. I guess I could’ve tried that myself, but I’m pretty sure you guys prefer getting daily pictures of hotties like Natasha and Devin instead of me in a Speedo… You’re welcome for that, by the way.
Here’s Ellie Goulding out in a bikini in Miami, and I’m always so disappointed whenever I see a hottie looking sloppy like this. I’m not trying to be mean, I get that it’s not easy to stay fit. But you’d think that somebody with as much money as Ellie could easily afford to pay someone to help keep her in shape. Like to cook her meals, or help her train at the gym, or even just to move her legs and arms while she’s sleeping. Basically, there’s no excuse for this, is what I’m trying to say.
It’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new hotness from my #1 favorite MILF supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio, but luckily this new swimsuit shoot popped up and I didn’t have to call the authorities and file a missing hottie report. Mostly because according to the cops, that’s apparently not a real thing, and they threatened to arrest me if I kept wasting their time complaining about bikini pictures. So really, Alessandra totally saved the day with these. Phew. Enjoy.
Good news: looks like Megan McKenna is still in Miami, because here’s the British reality “star” continuing to put on a show for the paps. This time she hit the pool, and if she can keep this up, I’m pretty sure she’ll officially become one of Miami’s biggest tourist attractions by the end of the month. Don’t believe me? Just try and tell me that seeing this booty in person isn’t on your bucket list. Because it’s sure as hell on mine.