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Rachel Barnes’ Sexy Swimsuit Pictures

April 8th, 2014

Rachel Barnes

According to my research, I’m way late to the party when it comes to this Rachel Barnes hottie. Because apparently some of you have known about her for a few years now thanks to some Justin Bieber music video she was in — that is, if you want to admit to watching that teenage lesbian’s music videos. Personally, I’ll take the sexy swimsuit pictures instead. Anyway, clearly I’ll have to spend the next few hours carefully researching Rachel’s Instagram to get caught up. Guess I’d better cancel that important afternoon meeting with my couch.

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Martha Hunt Bikini Pictures Are Super Cute

April 8th, 2014

Martha Hunt

I know Martha Hunt isn’t the most famous Victoria’s Secret model around, but that doesn’t change the fact that I’m pretty sure I’m in love with the super cutie. You feel love in your pants region, right? Anyway, here she is in a bikini at the beach playing that dumb paddle ball game, I’m assuming because she doesn’t have enough in the front meat department to go out motorboating. Hm, I guess I’ll have to figure out alternative activities for the two of us to do. I’d better get to brainstorming. But those paddles are a good start.

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Claudia Jordan And Aisha Thalia Are A Pair Of Bikini Babes

April 8th, 2014

Claudia Jordan and Aisha Thalia

In case you guys forgot (because I definitely did), Claudia Jordan here used to get paid to look super-hot opening up briefcases on Deal or No Deal. But now here she is doing something much less demanding: looking super-hot at the beach with her friend Aisha Thalia. According to my research, these two are both radio personalities these days in addition to models, which seems completely insane to me. I know they say some people have a face for radio, but Claudia and Aisha have obviously got bodies for the big-screen. Preferably IMAX. Anything less is just a serious waste of talent.

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Paige Butcher’s Bikini Vacation Is Even Better The Second Time Around

April 7th, 2014

Paige Butcher

Just like I hoped/predicted last Friday, it looks like we’re in for Round 2 of the annual Paige Butcher beach vacation show, which if we’re lucky means we’re looking at another couple days’ worth of smoking hot candid bikini pictures from Eddie Murphy’s Aussie model girlfriend. So let the nerds freak out over the new Captain America movie, this is the sequel you should really be excited about. So grab some popcorn and sit back and enjoy.

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Julia Pereira Bikini Pictures Will Heat You Up

April 7th, 2014

Julia Pereira

I didn’t think it would ever happen, but it looks like that stupid winter is finally coming to an end and it’s starting to get warm out again. But since it’s still not happening fast enough for my liking, I figured I’d do my best to raise the temperatures even quicker with these latest bikini pictures from Brazilian model and instant pants fire Julia Pereira here. And I don’t know about you guys, but it’s doing the trick for me. In fact, I think I might need to take my pants off to cool down. But I guess I should probably just keep sweating it out, since I’m one more warning away from receiving a lifetime ban at this Starbucks. What a bunch of prudes.

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Emily Ratajkowski Is An Instant Pant Fire

April 7th, 2014

Emily Ratajkowski

Sure, I may think Emily Ratajkowski is just a Playboy model who got lucky (thanks to the Tuna Bump, naturally), but since I know how much the rest of you all like her, here’s a new photoshoot from the newest busty A-list model. Now I’m not entirely sure if Emily qualifies as a household name just yet, but that’s probably only because husbands and boyfriends everywhere have to pretend they don’t have her topless pics bookmarked “recognize her” to avoid having to spend a night on the couch. So enjoy, and hopefully I didn’t just blow up your spot there.

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Barbara Palvin Belongs In A Bikini

April 7th, 2014

Barbara Palvin

Good news everybody: I’ve finally got some new Barbara Palvin bikini pictures for you again. I’m not sure how long it’s been since we last got to see this much skin from the super-cute Victoria’s Secret model, but that’s mostly because as soon as I saw this photoshoot, I forgot pretty much everything else, including what I had been planning on doing for the rest of the day. But don’t worry, then I remembered: drooling over Barbara in a bikini. Guess I’d better get to work. Enjoy.

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Jessica Perez Is A Bikini Hottie!

April 7th, 2014

Jessica Perez

So I totally forgot all about the fact that I promised Costa Rican hottie Jessica Perez that I’d make her my next Internet girlfriend, and I’m sure she was completely devastated. Or at least she probably would’ve been if she knew or cared who I was. Either way though, I figured I’d make it up to the Sports Illustrated swimsuit model by doing another bikini post on her. So here we go. I don’t know about Jessica, but I feel much better already.

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Bryana Holly’s Tight Body In A Bikini Will Blow Your Mind

April 4th, 2014

Bryana Holly

Since I’m still waiting to hear back from Bryana Holly on that marriage proposal I made and, more importantly, my sex tape proposal, I figured I’d try to sweeten the deal by doing another post talking about how much I love her. I mean, just look at how crazy hot Bryana’s body is in this latest set of bikini pictures and tell me she wouldn’t make a perfect ex-wife. There, did that work? Because that’s pretty much as romantic as I can get.

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Paige Butcher Bikini Pictures

April 4th, 2014

Paige Butcher

Last time Eddie Murphy’s Aussie model girlfriend Paige Butcher showed up on the site, we got a daily bikini show that lasted a solid week. So I’m hoping today’s pictures mean they’re about to kick off Round 2. Hmm, I wonder if Eddie’s hot daughters are around too, so we could make this into a family affair. Because if there’s one thing I like more than a hottie in a bikini, it’s three of them. But maybe that’s just me.

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Caitlin O’Connor Is Back In A Bikini

April 4th, 2014

It’s been a little while since we last saw former Maxim Hometown Hottie Caitlin O’Connor, or as you probably remember her better, one of my 40 or so Twitter girlfriends. Anyway, I guess Caitlin must’ve been starting to miss me too, because here she is posing at the beach in what’s always been my favorite outfit of hers, a bikini. Which is pretty nice of her, but Caitlin should’ve known there’s a much easier way to get my attention: by sending personalized lingerie shots to my inbox. Oh well. Here’s hoping she remembers for next time.

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Elisabeth Giolito Belongs In A Bikini

April 2nd, 2014

Normally, whenever I do a post on a new no-name bikini model, I’m usually able to find out something about them, like where they’re from, what they’ve been up to, and most importantly, how frequently they post lingerie pictures on Instagram. But when it comes to Elisabeth Giolito here, I’m completely drawing a blank. So I guess I’ll just have to make it up instead: did you know that in addition to looking awesome in a bikini, Elisabeth has always dreamed of moving in with a blogger? Hey, you can’t prove otherwise, right?

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Paulina Gretzky Bikini Pictures Are Still The Greatest

April 2nd, 2014

Paulina Gretzky

Here’s The Great One’s super-hot daughter Paulina Gretzky hard at work doing what she does best: posting pants-meltingly sexy bikini pictures to Instagram. I’m telling you guys, Paulina’s a real natural when it comes to the competitive world of professional Twitter modeling. And with this much talent, if she keeps it up, she’s going to become more famous than her dad someday. If she isn’t already. Yow.

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