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Aurelia Gliwski’s Sexy Polaroid

January 20th, 2015

Aurelia Gliwski

Supposedly yesterday was Blue Monday, aka the saddest day of the year. And just in case you’re still feeling any residual effects from that, I’ve got something guaranteed to cheer you up: new lingerie pictures from Australian hottie Aurelia Gliwski. Because trust me, there’s no way you can still be sad after looking at a girl this hot. Well, unless you start thinking about how you don’t have a chance in hell with a girl like this. But hey, that never bothers me. See? Self-delusion is a wonderful thing.

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Julia Pereira Is The Most Beautiful Girl In the World

January 20th, 2015

Julia Pereira

They say all good things come to an end eventually, but while Julia Pereira‘s pants-melting bikini vacation may have finally wrapped up a few weeks back, the bikini goodness hasn’t stopped just yet, thanks to this latest photoshoot from the Brazilian hottie. In fact, I think these might even be the best bikini pictures we’ve ever gotten from Julia, although I’d have to go back into the archives to double-check. So if you don’t hear from me after a few hours, don’t bother sending anyone in after me. In fact, I might decide to just stay in there the rest of the day. After all, it’s not like I have anything better to do, right?

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Photos: Joey Wright

Bai Ling’s Bikini Comeback

January 19th, 2015

Bai Ling

In case you hadn’t noticed, Bai Ling‘s been making a serious comeback on the site these past few weeks. Last time we saw her, she was getting topless for New Year’s Eve and the time before that, she was getting topless for no good reason at all. And now here she is at the beach, and while she’s not topless, she’s still giving Micaela Schaefer a run for her money to become my new best-dressed nobody. I haven’t seen enough to unseat Micaela yet, but I hope Bai keeps it going, because a little healthy competition is good for everyone. Most of all us.

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Photos: WENN.com

Joanna Krupa Bikini Pictures Are Awesome

January 16th, 2015

Joanna Krupa

Finally! I’ve been waiting for Joanna Krupa to get back in a bikini for months. And now here she is. Huh, I guess writing your Congressman really does work. Anyway, supposedly Joanna’s modeling her new bikini line here, and so far, I approve. In fact, I’ve got a brand-new line of Kleenex I’ve been meaning to test out, and I think this might be the perfect opportunity.

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Photos: PacificCoastNews

Yara Khmidan Will Blow Your Pants Off

January 15th, 2015

Yara Khmidan

After all the hotness she’s given us these past few months, I don’t understand how Yara Khmidan isn’t a bigger name in the modeling world by now. And since delivering pants-melting bikini photoshoots clearly isn’t the problem, I can only assume that it’s because the Ukrainian hottie hasn’t gotten into a high-profile relationship with a famous blogger yet. Well, it’s time to change that. So what if I’m not technically famous? I’m still willing to give it a shot if Yara is.

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Mayra Suarez Will Blow Your Mind

January 15th, 2015

Mayra Suarez

As you guys know, I’ve been a fan of Mayra Suarez for a while now. And after this latest set of serious lingerie goodness, I’m convinced that the Mexican hottie should be named the next Victoria’s Secret Angel. Then again, I’m also convinced that Mayra should move into my mom’s basement with me, but I think the odds on that first one are probably a little more realistic.

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Kennedy Summers Bikini Pictures

January 14th, 2015

Kennedy Summers

According to my sources, this hottie currently giving me a serious pants fire is Playboy’s 2014 Playmate of the Year Kennedy Summers. And after this bikini beach shoot, I can definitely see why they liked her so much. Because Kennedy’s so hot, she’s making the smoke detector in my mom’s place go off. Or at least she would’ve if I didn’t remove the batteries so I could smoke down here without getting in trouble. Whatever, you get the idea.

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Photos: Fameflynet

Cami Li Bikini Pictures

January 13th, 2015

Cami Li

Here’s Celebrity Big Brother star Cami Li with a new set of pictures that manage to combine a few of my favorite things: tattooed hotties, busty reality stars and bikinis. In fact, the only thing these are missing is my #1 favorite. But I figure with a little luck, there’s gotta be a way to work the Little Tuna in here for next time.

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Photos: PacificCoastNews

Victoria Silvstedt Bikini Pictures

January 13th, 2015

Victoria Silvstedt

It’s been a while since we’ve gotten any new Victoria Silvstedt pictures, I guess she took some time off. But the good news is it looks like she’s finally getting back to work — aka hanging out at the beach all day in a bikini. Now I know some of you will say that being professional rich guy arm candy doesn’t count as a real job, but they say it’s important to love what you do. And I can’t speak for you guys, but I definitely love what Victoria does. Enjoy.

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Photos: PacificCoastNews

Lily Aldridge Bikini Pictures

January 12th, 2015

Lily Aldridge

Thank God for paparazzi with zoom lenses, because thanks to them, we’re getting a sneak peek at Lily Aldridge‘s latest bikini shoot for Victoria’s Secret today. For a while now, I’ve had a theory on Lily — that the less clothing she wears, the hotter she looks. And I’m happy to report that these pictures are definitely proving me right so far. Although I guess in order to know for sure, I’ll have to see her in nothing at all next. So come on, Lily. Don’t do it for me, do it for science.

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Photos: PacificCoastNews

Meet Brazilian Hottie Daiane Sodré

January 9th, 2015

Daiane Sodre

As part of my ongoing quest to do a post on every hot model on the Internet, here’s Daiane Sodré, aka the latest Brazilian hottie to give me a serious pants fire. And after all this hotness, I think I’m going to have to take a trip to Brazil one of these days, because they’re sure as hell not visiting my mom’s basement. I keep submitting it to Lonely Planet, but for some reason, they don’t consider it a major tourist attraction. Go figure.

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Nikki Lund Bikini Pictures

January 9th, 2015

Nikki Lund

I don’t know about you guys, but I’m going to need a cold shower of my own after seeing these pictures of Nikki Lund rinsing off after a day of surfing at the beach. I always forget why Nikki’s famous enough to have her own entourage of paparazzi following her around, but I’m definitely glad they made sure to catch this. Because if you ask me, with perfect form like that, Nikki should really think about going pro — at showering for the cameras, that is.

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Photos: Fameflynet

Dakota James And Halle Von Work It In Their Bikinis

January 9th, 2015

Dakota James And Halle Von

Here’s my favorite pair of porn star beach buddies Dakota James and Halle Von back with another set of bikini pictures for us. And I have to say, as the Internet’s resident suntan lotion expert, I give them high marks for their lotion application process. I don’t even think I could do it better myself, although I’d be more than happy to give it a shot.

         
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Johanna Lundback Will Blow Your Pants Off

January 9th, 2015

Johanna Lundback

I’ve been a fan of Johanna Lundback for a while now, and after this latest shoot of hers, I’m guessing it’s pretty obvious why. But with a body this good, I’m a little surprised that the Swedish hottie hasn’t become a household name yet. I guess I need to keep doing more posts on her. So enjoy these for now, and you’re welcome in advance.

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