Earlier this month, Elle Fanning turned 18 and for some reason no one discussed it! When Bella Thorne was turning 18, every single celebrity site was counting down the days. I guess Elle got a little upset about how her young ass wasn’t covered, so here it is on Instagram. Better late than never!
I’ve always thought Zendaya was super-cute, but for whatever reason, she hasn’t quite graduated to sexy status just yet. Although I’m not sure how that works with Disney stars. Maybe they need to be off the channel before they can really live up to their hottie potential and start dropping bikini selfies on Instagram. In which case, I hope Zendaya’s show gets canceled ASAP. That said, here she is putting on a pretty sexy leg show and grabbing a handful at the Marie Claire Fresh Face party. And she might not have the biggest booty I’ve ever seen, but if she needs an extra hand, I’ve got two free ones right here… Actually, nevermind, better make that one. Sorry, TMI?
There’s been a lot of contenders to take Jennifer Lopez‘s crown as the #1 booty in the music business over the years, and for my money, Iggy Azalea here is still right near the top of the charts. So it was no surprise when I found out Iggy and her pumped-up booty hit the Miami Beach Gay Pride Parade over the weekend. Not because she’s famously a friend of the gay community or anything like that, but because her ass is probably 10 times bigger than any floats they could’ve bought. Not to mention, way more likely to draw a crowd.
In case you missed out on Marisa Papen the first time I featured her on the site, here’s your second chance to get to know the Belgian hottie. And if you weren’t a #freethenipple supporter already, I guarantee you will be after looking through Marisa’s Instagram pictures. She’s got enough censored nude photos on there to fuel a thousand pants fires. This girl spends more time in her birthday suit than I spend in my sweatpants. And trust me, as a blogger, that’s saying a lot.
Forgetting tipping the paparazzi off about your beach vacation or yoga class, Instagram is quickly becoming the best new way for irrelevant hotties to become relevant again. And here’s the latest celeb to post their booty online and remind me and the rest of the Internet that they still exist. So enjoy this Ashley Tisdale booty shot and let’s just hope there’s more where this came from. I always root for a hotness comeback.
Katrina Bowden is now a fitness guru. And in order to be a fitness expert you must be willing to show off your best ass-ets. Here she posted these pictures on her website fitkatbykatrinabowden.com. Make sure to bookmark it because I have a feeling that in order to drive traffic, Katrina will be posting much steamier photos in the future.
I’m guessing Daphne Joy has got to be pissed that she’s looked this smoking hot for this long, but her biggest claim to fame is still being known as 50 Cent’s baby mama. And I don’t blame her. It’s time Daphne gets recognized for something that actually matters: like those insane curves of hers. I was going to say for becoming the first hottie to actually date a blogger but come on, we all know Daphne has a better chance of becoming the next Supreme Court Justice than that. Let’s try to be realistic here.
I know it’s been a long time since we’ve gotten any new hotness from Joanna Krupa, but you know how people say good things come to those who wait? Well, I guess that’s not complete BS, because this just might be the best thing I’ve seen all year. According to my sources, Joanna threw a big bikini party on a yacht in Miami and invited a whole bunch of dudes with video cameras, so either this is the opening to the world’s greatest sex tape, or she’s doing a new reality show. Either way, I can’t wait to watch the finished product…
If you’re not following Bella Thorne on Instagram yet, you need to get on that ASAP. Go ahead, I’ll wait. Because Bella doesn’t just post locker room selfies and bikini pictures, she also posts these great workout videos filled with helpful exercise tips so you can lie and say you’re just studying her form and not being a giant perv at work. Anyway, I’m glad to see Bella putting in all this hard work, and I think the results will speak for themselves. I bet she gets a ton more Instagram followers if she keeps this up.
Here’s Sylvie Meis, aka the former Sylvie van der Vaart and the future Sylvie Tuna (fingers crossed), with a brand-new photoshoot that’s guaranteed to give you a serious workout, or at least significantly elevate your heart rate. I’ve never been too big on exercising, but these pictures are definitely inspiring. So enjoy, but just make sure to stretch properly first and stay hydrated, and all those other workout phrases I think I read somewhere once.
You know, we spend so much time drooling over Sofia Vergara‘s funbags on this site that I tend to completely forget to appreciate the rest of her too. And no, I don’t mean her comic timing or acting ability, I mean, her killer booty. But here she is in yoga pants filming scenes for Modern Family, and I plan on giving Sofia’s perfect booty all the time it deserves. A full 30, maybe even 45 seconds.
Years ago, I never could’ve predicted that Jessica Simpson would start her very own fashion empire, but I can’t deny that she’s got some serious business sense to go along with that killer body of hers. For instance, instead of wasting valuable ad money on some no-name model, here she is using her booty to help sell her new line of workout gear. I just hope she gets a cut of the Kleenex sales too. Yow.
I know that Kate Hudson may not be as gifted in the chest region as most of the other hotties I post on this site, but don’t let that fool you. She’s still pretty talented. And by that I mean, her booty still looks damn good in a bikini, at least judging from this latest shot she posted to Instagram. What? You thought I was talking about her acting?