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Jessica Lowndes’ Instabooty

June 29th, 2015

Jessica Lowndes

I’m pretty sure they cancelled the 90210 reboot years ago, but luckily we can still get our Jessica Lowndes bikini fix thanks to the magic of Instagram. Although I’m pretty sure she meant to send this latest booty shot to her favorite blogger instead of posting it for the rest of you perverts to drool over too. She might want to double-check her privacy settings.

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Hailey Baldwin’s Booty In A Bikini

June 15th, 2015

Hailey Baldwin

According to Google my official sources, Hailey Baldwin‘s 18 these days, so you perverts don’t have to worry about getting a visit from Chris Hansen for checking out these latest bikini pictures of Hailey in Miami. That’s the good news. The bad news is I also found out there’s rumors that Hailey’s dating Justin Bieber. And I’m sorry, but I really don’t get why so many hotties would want to hook up with that tiny douche when there’s perfectly good bloggers out there. It doesn’t make any sense.

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Megan Fox’s Booty Show Is Top Notch

May 12th, 2015

Megan Fox

You can thank the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sequel for these latest shots of Megan Fox‘s MILF booty in tight jeans, because they’re still shooting in New York. And at this rate, I hope they never stop, because I’m enjoying all this weekly MILF hotness. Anyway, I don’t know what the plot is on this one, but here’s hoping it involves Megan saving the day by getting in a bikini. Hey, it’s no less believable than a bunch of talking turtles saving the city. And it’s way hotter too.

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Meet Super Gabriela Cruz And Her Awesome Booty

May 4th, 2015

Gabriela Cruz

Meet Gabriela Cruz. Pretty much the only things I’ve been able to find out about this serious hottie is that she’s from Mexico City, and that she doesn’t have nearly enough followers on Instagram. So let’s see if we can change that, because a booty this good deserves a lot more attention. Enjoy.

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Metisha Schaefer’s Booty Has Potential

March 18th, 2015

Metisha Schaefer

Metisha Schaefer was much hotter when I saw her pics in small little thumbnails before downloading them. Now that I see the full size and now I feel that I wasted my time checking out this nobody. Anyway, girl could use a salad and maybe less useless workouts at the beach. Try hitting a gym, grabbing a barbell with some weights and doing some deep knee bends. That booty has potential, but it’s six months away from perfection.

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Alessia Tedeschi’s Booty Belongs On The Beach

March 2nd, 2015

Alessia Tedeschi

Since I know how much you guys appreciate the regular updates on my (non-existent) love life, no, I still haven’t been able to score a date with Italian model/actress/internationally-renowned pants fire Alessia Tedeschi yet. No matter how many birthday wishes I’ve used up. But I have been able to land something almost as good: another set of bikini pictures of Alessia showing off her perfect booty at the beach. And if you ask me, that’s a pretty good consolation prize. Enjoy.

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Kerrie McMahon Bikini Pictures

February 24th, 2015

Kerrie McMahon

I’ve done a few posts on Kerrie McMahon by now, and considering the only thing I know about her is that she’s got a drool-worthy booty, I figured I should probably get to know her a little better before I start planning our future divorce. So I did some research and it turns out Kerrie’s originally from Ireland and that she used to be a school teacher before she moved to LA to become a model. And even though I’m sure an entire classroom full of Irish dads would disagree, I think that was a great call. Because forget teachers, if there’s one thing the world needs more of, it’s hot bikini models. Now that’s a true noble profession.

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Melanie Ribbe’s Booty Is Insane!

February 5th, 2015

Melanie Ribbe

This perfect booty you’re all currently drooling onto your keyboards over belongs to Melanie Ribbe, who according to my research, was born in Germany and raised in Jamaica. I don’t know why her family moved, but if you ask me, it was a great call. Because judging from this photoshoot, Melanie was clearly born to wear a bikini. Anyway, those are all the cold, hard facts I was able to find out, because then I came across Melanie’s Instagram and it’s going to take me an entire afternoon to get through all of it, 30-45 seconds at a time. I’d better get started.

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Miley Cyrus’ Booty Show Continues In A Jumpsuit

January 23rd, 2015

Good news, everyone: it looks like Miley Cyrus has officially taken that booty show of hers on tour. Because here she is rocking some kind of spandex jumpsuit in a parking lot in LA and putting on one hell of a show in the process. She even took the time to take a selfie with a fan afterwards and everything. And while that’s nice of her and all, if you ask me, the dude’s missing out. Personally, I would’ve wanted a picture with the other side. Everyone knows that’s her good side.

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Sofia Vergara’s Booty Show In Sexy Leggings

January 21st, 2015

Because nothing gives me a workout quite like seeing a hottie in workout gear, here’s Sofia Vergara on her way to the gym and giving us a peek at that great booty of hers in the process. And I don’t know about you guys, but just looking at these shots are getting my blood pumping. Granted, it’s all going to my pants region, but hey, for a guy who lies around on the couch 24/7, that’s the most activity I’m going to get all day. So let’s hope Sofia keeps this up, because my doctor said I need to exercise at least 15 minutes each day. And so far, 45 seconds is still my personal best.

         
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Christina Milian’s Booty Profile

January 13th, 2015

Christina Milian

I don’t know who this new Extra host is, but ever since they lost Maria Menounos, I just haven’t been able to watch the show the same way — aka on mute, with my sweatpants around my ankles. But that all changed when Christina Milian showed up in leather pants to give me my celebrity talk show booty fix again. Granted, it’s not quite as nice as Maria’s but hey, it’ll do. Although I think I’ll have to watch this episode at home, because apparently those prudes at Starbucks won’t let me watch there anymore unless I wear headphones and pants.

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Sofia Vergara’s Sweet Booty Hits The Streets

January 12th, 2015

Sofia Vergara

As much as I’d hoped to see Sofia Vergara‘s funbags at the Golden Globes last night, this is the next best thing: seeing Sofia’s booty in tight jeans. It’s been a while since we’ve gotten a view like this from Sofia, and I don’t know about you guys, but I plan on making up for lost time, 30-45 seconds at a time. Sorry, I know I get a little mushy sometimes. I just can’t help it.

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