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Metisha Schaefer’s Booty Has Potential

March 18th, 2015

Metisha Schaefer

Metisha Schaefer was much hotter when I saw her pics in small little thumbnails before downloading them. Now that I see the full size and now I feel that I wasted my time checking out this nobody. Anyway, girl could use a salad and maybe less useless workouts at the beach. Try hitting a gym, grabbing a barbell with some weights and doing some deep knee bends. That booty has potential, but it’s six months away from perfection.

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Alessia Tedeschi’s Booty Belongs On The Beach

March 2nd, 2015

Alessia Tedeschi

Since I know how much you guys appreciate the regular updates on my (non-existent) love life, no, I still haven’t been able to score a date with Italian model/actress/internationally-renowned pants fire Alessia Tedeschi yet. No matter how many birthday wishes I’ve used up. But I have been able to land something almost as good: another set of bikini pictures of Alessia showing off her perfect booty at the beach. And if you ask me, that’s a pretty good consolation prize. Enjoy.

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Kerrie McMahon Bikini Pictures

February 24th, 2015

Kerrie McMahon

I’ve done a few posts on Kerrie McMahon by now, and considering the only thing I know about her is that she’s got a drool-worthy booty, I figured I should probably get to know her a little better before I start planning our future divorce. So I did some research and it turns out Kerrie’s originally from Ireland and that she used to be a school teacher before she moved to LA to become a model. And even though I’m sure an entire classroom full of Irish dads would disagree, I think that was a great call. Because forget teachers, if there’s one thing the world needs more of, it’s hot bikini models. Now that’s a true noble profession.

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Melanie Ribbe’s Booty Is Insane!

February 5th, 2015

Melanie Ribbe

This perfect booty you’re all currently drooling onto your keyboards over belongs to Melanie Ribbe, who according to my research, was born in Germany and raised in Jamaica. I don’t know why her family moved, but if you ask me, it was a great call. Because judging from this photoshoot, Melanie was clearly born to wear a bikini. Anyway, those are all the cold, hard facts I was able to find out, because then I came across Melanie’s Instagram and it’s going to take me an entire afternoon to get through all of it, 30-45 seconds at a time. I’d better get started.

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Miley Cyrus’ Booty Show Continues In A Jumpsuit

January 23rd, 2015

Good news, everyone: it looks like Miley Cyrus has officially taken that booty show of hers on tour. Because here she is rocking some kind of spandex jumpsuit in a parking lot in LA and putting on one hell of a show in the process. She even took the time to take a selfie with a fan afterwards and everything. And while that’s nice of her and all, if you ask me, the dude’s missing out. Personally, I would’ve wanted a picture with the other side. Everyone knows that’s her good side.

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Sofia Vergara’s Booty Show In Sexy Leggings

January 21st, 2015

Because nothing gives me a workout quite like seeing a hottie in workout gear, here’s Sofia Vergara on her way to the gym and giving us a peek at that great booty of hers in the process. And I don’t know about you guys, but just looking at these shots are getting my blood pumping. Granted, it’s all going to my pants region, but hey, for a guy who lies around on the couch 24/7, that’s the most activity I’m going to get all day. So let’s hope Sofia keeps this up, because my doctor said I need to exercise at least 15 minutes each day. And so far, 45 seconds is still my personal best.

         
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Christina Milian’s Booty Profile

January 13th, 2015

Christina Milian

I don’t know who this new Extra host is, but ever since they lost Maria Menounos, I just haven’t been able to watch the show the same way — aka on mute, with my sweatpants around my ankles. But that all changed when Christina Milian showed up in leather pants to give me my celebrity talk show booty fix again. Granted, it’s not quite as nice as Maria’s but hey, it’ll do. Although I think I’ll have to watch this episode at home, because apparently those prudes at Starbucks won’t let me watch there anymore unless I wear headphones and pants.

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Sofia Vergara’s Sweet Booty Hits The Streets

January 12th, 2015

Sofia Vergara

As much as I’d hoped to see Sofia Vergara‘s funbags at the Golden Globes last night, this is the next best thing: seeing Sofia’s booty in tight jeans. It’s been a while since we’ve gotten a view like this from Sofia, and I don’t know about you guys, but I plan on making up for lost time, 30-45 seconds at a time. Sorry, I know I get a little mushy sometimes. I just can’t help it.

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Dakota James And Halle Von Work It In Their Bikinis

January 9th, 2015

Dakota James And Halle Von

Here’s my favorite pair of porn star beach buddies Dakota James and Halle Von back with another set of bikini pictures for us. And I have to say, as the Internet’s resident suntan lotion expert, I give them high marks for their lotion application process. I don’t even think I could do it better myself, although I’d be more than happy to give it a shot.

         
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Hilary Duff’s Juicy Booty In Leggings

January 9th, 2015

Hilary Duff

It’s been at least a couple weeks since we’ve gotten any new pictures from Hilary Duff, and I can only assume she was still a little upset at losing out to Alessandra Ambrosio for our MILF of the Year title. But I’m glad to see her booty finally come out of hiding with these awesome leggings pictures. They always say it’s important to get right back on the horse. And if Hilary keeps this up, I have a feeling 2015’s going to be a great year for both of us.

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Ela Rose’s Sweet Booty In A Bikini

January 7th, 2015

Ela Rose

I’ve done a couple posts on Swedish hottie Ela Rose recently — constantly hitting the beach for bikini photoshoots is a pretty good way to get my attention. But I’ve spent so much time focusing on the fact that the up-and-coming model knows how to dress that I don’t think I ever realized her booty looked this good. My bad. But don’t worry, Ela. I won’t make that same mistake again. Because this is a story I plan on following very closely these next few months. And by that I mean with my nose pressed up against my computer screen.

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Laura Cremaschi’s Amazing Body In A Bikini

January 6th, 2015

Laura Cremaschi

Unfortunately, I never managed to convince my favorite Italian showgirl Laura Cremaschi to leave her rich husband for me last year, no matter how many times I did a post on how much I love that perfect booty of hers. But hey, I figure it’s a new year and I’ve got a new shot, so I’m not giving up just yet. And if being able to make her a huge star in North America isn’t enough for Laura (shh, just go with it), I can sweeten the pot with some 2 for 1 Big Mac coupons I just got in the mail… Call me!

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Stefanie Knight Belongs In A Bikini

January 5th, 2015

Stefanie Knight

Man, I don’t know what’s in the water up there in Canada, but between Alyssa Barbara, Jayde Nicole and a bunch more I’m sure I’m forgetting because I have the memory of a goldfish, there’s been an awful lot of hotness coming out of the Great White North these days. And here’s the latest red-hot Canadian import: former Playboy model Stefanie Knight with a booty so good, it should be part of the country’s official tourism ads. Yow.

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Ana Braga’s Booty In A Bikini

January 5th, 2015

Ana Braga

OK, so I know that the last time we saw her I said that Ana Braga was so hot, she could even make a one-piece sexy. But I have to admit, I’m still pretty glad to see one of my favorite beach babes getting back to the classics with these bikini pictures. And I bet I’m not the only one. So enjoy, because this is one killer view. And no, I’m not talking about the waves.

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