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Audrey Bouette’s Side Booty Is Amazing

March 23rd, 2017

Audrey Bouette

I never heard of Audrey Bouette, but that side booty photo is perfection. Instead we have “models” like Ashley Graham, who get on every site and she can barely fit my computer screen. Anyway, Aubrey seems like a sweet girl and if she needs someone to apply oil on her body at photoshoots, I’d be more than happy to with my tongue.

         
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Emily Ratajkowski Roughing It

March 23rd, 2017

Emily Ratajkowski

Emily Ratajkowski is one of those models who is just popular because she got naked in a very racy music video, but I wonder where she’d be if that video never happened? Probably Playboy Cyber girl. Anyway, here are her latest Instagram posts and Snaps. Enjoy.

         
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Raiding Ryan Newman’s Instagram And Snapchat

March 14th, 2017

Ryan Newman

I’ve done a couple posts on Ryan Newman before, but I’m guessing you perverts probably aren’t as up-to-date on your C-list “celebrities” as I am. So here’s a quick refresher: Ryan here’s a professional “actress,” and also a wannabe model and pretend singer. And I guess now we can add professional InstaHottie to the list, because this girl’s social media game is so hot, it should come with a flammable warning or something. Yow!

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Daniela Fainus’s Sweet Booty In H Para Hombres

March 10th, 2017

Daniela Fainus

I’ve never heard of this H Para Hombres magazine or Daniela Fainus before, but after seeing this killer lingerie photoshoot they put together for the March issue, I suddenly want to find out more about both of them. Like, why haven’t I seen this Mexican hottie or her perfect booty before, and do they need any new photographers for their next shoot? Because my phone takes great photos. Call me!

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Bryana Holly In Sexy Lingerie

February 27th, 2017

Bryana Holly

I know it probably feels like I say this once or twice a day, but this time I mean it: Bryana Holly is hands down my favorite hottie on Instagram. Sure, she may not have as many followers as Emily Ratajkowski, but she’s got something even more important, me and the Little Tuna as her #1 and #2 fans. And OK, so maybe that doesn’t help Bryana pay the bills, but once you guys check out this latest massive lingerie shoot from the busty blonde, I have a feeling she’s going to pick up a lot more fans. Enjoy.

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Porn Star Kim Kardashian’s Fake Booty Is Absolutely Disgusting

February 21st, 2017

Kim Kardashian

I know some of you sickos out there still dig this chubby ex-porn star and her nasty fake booty, so I guess you’ll enjoy these shots of Kim Kardashian holding her own private wet t-shirt contest in the pool. Personally though, I think it’s just gross. Chicks need to stop with the fake booty implants already. They’re horrible. Like I always say, if you want to get work done, focus on the chest region. Fake funbags never go out of style. This is just sick.

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Ariel Winter’s Booty Show

February 16th, 2017

Ariel Winter

I don’t know who this dude is getting a handful of Ariel Winter‘s booty in her latest Instagram bikini picture, but I guess that’s her new boyfriend. And I’m not going to lie, I’m getting a little jealous here. Not only am I never going to be able to get within groping distance of Ariel’s bikini booty, but I don’t think I’d be able to pick her up either. She’s not exactly light. And I’m not exactly buff. Guess I’d better go do a few more forearm reps just in case.

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Instagram Model Carmella Rose’s Tongue Action

January 23rd, 2017

Carmella Rose

I know I’ve talked about this in the past, but if you want to know just how screwed up the modeling industry is these days, take a look at this latest lingerie photoshoot from Carmella Rose and try to tell me why this hottie hasn’t done a Victoria’s Secret fashion show yet, but Bella Hadid has. I’ll give you a hint: one of their parents has a ton of money, and the other’s doesn’t. Anyway, hopefully if I keep doing posts on Carmella, that perfect booty of hers will eventually start getting the attention it deserves. And if not? Maybe I can at least score a date (or a few private “photoshoots”) out of it. Wish us me luck!

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Ariel Winter Loves To Show Off Her Chubby Booty

January 11th, 2017

Ariel Winter

Looks like Ariel Winter is still on that beach vacation of hers, because she just gave all her fans this very important update on her tan lines via Instagram. And I don’t know about you, but I’m digging Ariel’s new signature pose. It’s a good look for the Modern Family star. Anyway, keep it here for more updates. I’m going to be following this Ariel Winter booty story very closely from here on out. We’re talking my nose an inch away from my computer screen close. So stay tuned.

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Kara Del Toro’s Sweet Little Booty

January 3rd, 2017

Kara Del Toro

Kara Del Toro has been melting my pants region for a few years now, ever since I saw her in that stupid burger ad back in 2015. So I figured it’s only right that we celebrate the start of another year together by me drooling over a sexy new photoshoot from the busty model, while she remains completely unaware of my existence. It’s kind of our thing. Enjoy.

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Bella Thorne Bikini Snaps Are Awesome

January 2nd, 2017

Bella Thorne

I hope you guys had a happy New Year, but even if you didn’t, here’s something guaranteed to make sure you have a very happy January 2nd: it’s a new bikini Snapchat “photoshoot” from Bella Thorne. I’m glad to see that even while the rest of us were taking the day off yesterday, the world’s #1 Snapchat hottie was still hard at work. Bravo.

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Ariel Winter’s Chubby Little Booty Is Working Hard On Instagram.

December 26th, 2016

Ariel Winter

I wonder how this picture was taken? Did Ariel Winter ask a friend to stand on a chair, point down and to make sure to get the best angle of her chubby little booty? In any case, I like the fact that she is somewhat delusional and thinks she has an amazing body. Now before you ladies get mad at me, I’m not saying her body is bad, I’m just saying it’s not something I would get off over unless I was a few drinks in and popped a half pill of Viagra. I’m a real sl%t when I mix those two.

         
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Josephine Skriver Works It In Lingerie!

December 26th, 2016

Josephine Skriver

I know Josephine Skriver isn’t a huge name in the modeling world just yet, but as far as I’m concerned, the Victoria’s Secret Angel has got one of the best bodies in the business right now, and here she is showing it off in a new shoot for the company. Anyway, I don’t know if these pictures are going to help sell more lingerie or not, but I think Victoria’s Secret should really consider making a line of blogger sweatpants, because I’m going to have to run out and buy a new pair after this. Because Josephine just blew mine clear off. Yow.

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