I know some of you sickos out there still dig this chubby ex-porn star and her nasty fake booty, so I guess you’ll enjoy these shots of Kim Kardashian holding her own private wet t-shirt contest in the pool. Personally though, I think it’s just gross. Chicks need to stop with the fake booty implants already. They’re horrible. Like I always say, if you want to get work done, focus on the chest region. Fake funbags never go out of style. This is just sick.
I don’t know who this dude is getting a handful of Ariel Winter‘s booty in her latest Instagram bikini picture, but I guess that’s her new boyfriend. And I’m not going to lie, I’m getting a little jealous here. Not only am I never going to be able to get within groping distance of Ariel’s bikini booty, but I don’t think I’d be able to pick her up either. She’s not exactly light. And I’m not exactly buff. Guess I’d better go do a few more forearm reps just in case.
I know I’ve talked about this in the past, but if you want to know just how screwed up the modeling industry is these days, take a look at this latest lingerie photoshoot from Carmella Rose and try to tell me why this hottie hasn’t done a Victoria’s Secret fashion show yet, but Bella Hadid has. I’ll give you a hint: one of their parents has a ton of money, and the other’s doesn’t. Anyway, hopefully if I keep doing posts on Carmella, that perfect booty of hers will eventually start getting the attention it deserves. And if not? Maybe I can at least score a date (or a few private “photoshoots”) out of it. Wish
us me luck!
Looks like Ariel Winter is still on that beach vacation of hers, because she just gave all her fans this very important update on her tan lines via Instagram. And I don’t know about you, but I’m digging Ariel’s new signature pose. It’s a good look for the Modern Family star. Anyway, keep it here for more updates. I’m going to be following this Ariel Winter booty story very closely from here on out. We’re talking my nose an inch away from my computer screen close. So stay tuned.
Kara Del Toro has been melting my pants region for a few years now, ever since I saw her in that stupid burger ad back in 2015. So I figured it’s only right that we celebrate the start of another year together by me drooling over a sexy new photoshoot from the busty model, while she remains completely unaware of my existence. It’s kind of our thing. Enjoy.
I hope you guys had a happy New Year, but even if you didn’t, here’s something guaranteed to make sure you have a very happy January 2nd: it’s a new bikini Snapchat “photoshoot” from Bella Thorne. I’m glad to see that even while the rest of us were taking the day off yesterday, the world’s #1 Snapchat hottie was still hard at work. Bravo.
I wonder how this picture was taken? Did Ariel Winter ask a friend to stand on a chair, point down and to make sure to get the best angle of her chubby little booty? In any case, I like the fact that she is somewhat delusional and thinks she has an amazing body. Now before you ladies get mad at me, I’m not saying her body is bad, I’m just saying it’s not something I would get off over unless I was a few drinks in and popped a half pill of Viagra. I’m a real sl%t when I mix those two.
I know Josephine Skriver isn’t a huge name in the modeling world just yet, but as far as I’m concerned, the Victoria’s Secret Angel has got one of the best bodies in the business right now, and here she is showing it off in a new shoot for the company. Anyway, I don’t know if these pictures are going to help sell more lingerie or not, but I think Victoria’s Secret should really consider making a line of blogger sweatpants, because I’m going to have to run out and buy a new pair after this. Because Josephine just blew mine clear off. Yow.
I’ve been trying to tell you guys about Sahara Ray for a months now, but just in case you missed the Aussie hottie the last few times I’ve done a post on her, you’re going to want to make sure you’re paying attention this time. Because trust me, you’re not going to want to miss this photoshoot. It’s got two of my favorite things in the entire world: some seriously amazing sideboob and… Sorry, I got so distracted I totally forgot the other one. Oh well. Enjoy.
I know I say this a lot, but this time it’s true: I think I’m in love with Diana Golubkova here. So what if I’d never heard of her until I stumbled across her Instagram doing my usual
stalking research? Or if I don’t know anything about her, other than the fact that she’s Russian, she’s insanely hot, has a killer bikini body and she seems to like dogs. I mean, how much more does a guy really need to know, right? Anyway, if any of you know how to say “Will you marry me for money and a green card?” in Russian, let me know. We can leave out how much money bloggers make for now… We’ll save that part for after the honeymoon.
I love Jasmine Tookes. If you ask me, she’s one of the finest Victoria’s Secret models out there. But for whatever reason, it’s pretty rare that we see her solo, instead of as part of some group photoshoot/fantasy. So here she is doing her very own lingerie photoshoot for once, and it’s about time. Now we can all really focus on Jasmine and what she brings to the table, like a killer body and a perfect booty. Enjoy.
I’ve done a lot of posts on Stella Maxwell ever since the hottie first got signed by Victoria’s Secret, and even though me and my readers have known all about Stella’s killer booty for years, it looks like the company’s finally figured it out too. Because here’s her latest lingerie shoot, made up of mostly booty shots. And I have a feeling you’ll agree that this is definitely Stella’s best angle. Enjoy.
I don’t know a lot about Hilary Rhoda here, other than the fact that she’s been featured in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue a couple times, and she’s going to be featured heavily in my dreams and/or fantasies from now on. Because this cover shoot she just did for lui is hands down one of the hottest things I’ve seen in months. But don’t just take my word for it. See for yourself. And enjoy.
I’ve been in love with Sandra Kubicka for a long time now, but just in case you’re late to the game, here’s a new photoshoot from the Polish super-hottie. You know that tingling sensation and tightening you’re feeling in your
chest pants right now? Congratulations, that’s true love. Trust me, I’m an expert on this.