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Elle Evans Belong In A Bikini

August 3rd, 2015

Elle Evans

The second I saw these pictures of Elle Evans at the beach, I knew I knew this perfect booty from somewhere, I just couldn’t remember where. But it turns out the smoking hot model/actress was in the “Blurred Lines” video with Emily Ratajkowski, which explains why I don’t remember her, considering my mind pretty much shuts down anytime we see Emily topless. But if you ask me, I think Elle has what it takes to become just as big as her co-star. All she needed was a little Tuna Bump. Enjoy.

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Eva Longoria Bikini Pictures

July 16th, 2015

Eva Longoria

Every time I think we’ve seen the last of Eva Longoria, the paps always seem to show up with another set of bikini pictures from the former Desperate Housewife. And sure, that booty of hers definitely looks like it’s seen better days, but I can’t think of a much better way for Evan to spend her retirement than hanging out on yachts showering for paparazzi with zoom lenses. Well, unless she wants to start hanging out at my place. I’d better fill up the kiddie pool on the front lawn just in case.

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Camila Morrone’s Booty Perfection

July 15th, 2015

Camila Morrone

If this perfect booty looks familiar, then congratulations, you might have a bright future ahead of you as a professional blogger. Because when it comes to super-hot, sort of famous models, it’s an important part of the job to have a photographic memory. Which is why I’ve spent so much time studying every inch of Camila Morrone‘s killer body. Well, that and because she’s seriously hot. So if you didn’t get it this time, don’t worry, there’s always the next photoshoot.

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Zoe Kravitz’s Booty In A Bikini

July 14th, 2015

Zoe Kravitz

I haven’t done a ton of posts on Zoe Kravitz, but I’m pretty sure at this point we can go ahead and stop referring to her as Lenny’s daughter. Because a bikini body this good deserves attention no matter who she’s related to. And if Zoe keeps hitting the beach looking like this, I guarantee that pretty soon she’ll be more famous than her dad ever was.

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Jessica Lowndes’ Instabooty

June 29th, 2015

Jessica Lowndes

I’m pretty sure they cancelled the 90210 reboot years ago, but luckily we can still get our Jessica Lowndes bikini fix thanks to the magic of Instagram. Although I’m pretty sure she meant to send this latest booty shot to her favorite blogger instead of posting it for the rest of you perverts to drool over too. She might want to double-check her privacy settings.

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Hailey Baldwin’s Booty In A Bikini

June 15th, 2015

Hailey Baldwin

According to Google my official sources, Hailey Baldwin‘s 18 these days, so you perverts don’t have to worry about getting a visit from Chris Hansen for checking out these latest bikini pictures of Hailey in Miami. That’s the good news. The bad news is I also found out there’s rumors that Hailey’s dating Justin Bieber. And I’m sorry, but I really don’t get why so many hotties would want to hook up with that tiny douche when there’s perfectly good bloggers out there. It doesn’t make any sense.

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Megan Fox’s Booty Show Is Top Notch

May 12th, 2015

Megan Fox

You can thank the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sequel for these latest shots of Megan Fox‘s MILF booty in tight jeans, because they’re still shooting in New York. And at this rate, I hope they never stop, because I’m enjoying all this weekly MILF hotness. Anyway, I don’t know what the plot is on this one, but here’s hoping it involves Megan saving the day by getting in a bikini. Hey, it’s no less believable than a bunch of talking turtles saving the city. And it’s way hotter too.

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Meet Super Gabriela Cruz And Her Awesome Booty

May 4th, 2015

Gabriela Cruz

Meet Gabriela Cruz. Pretty much the only things I’ve been able to find out about this serious hottie is that she’s from Mexico City, and that she doesn’t have nearly enough followers on Instagram. So let’s see if we can change that, because a booty this good deserves a lot more attention. Enjoy.

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Metisha Schaefer’s Booty Has Potential

March 18th, 2015

Metisha Schaefer

Metisha Schaefer was much hotter when I saw her pics in small little thumbnails before downloading them. Now that I see the full size and now I feel that I wasted my time checking out this nobody. Anyway, girl could use a salad and maybe less useless workouts at the beach. Try hitting a gym, grabbing a barbell with some weights and doing some deep knee bends. That booty has potential, but it’s six months away from perfection.

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Alessia Tedeschi’s Booty Belongs On The Beach

March 2nd, 2015

Alessia Tedeschi

Since I know how much you guys appreciate the regular updates on my (non-existent) love life, no, I still haven’t been able to score a date with Italian model/actress/internationally-renowned pants fire Alessia Tedeschi yet. No matter how many birthday wishes I’ve used up. But I have been able to land something almost as good: another set of bikini pictures of Alessia showing off her perfect booty at the beach. And if you ask me, that’s a pretty good consolation prize. Enjoy.

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Kerrie McMahon Bikini Pictures

February 24th, 2015

Kerrie McMahon

I’ve done a few posts on Kerrie McMahon by now, and considering the only thing I know about her is that she’s got a drool-worthy booty, I figured I should probably get to know her a little better before I start planning our future divorce. So I did some research and it turns out Kerrie’s originally from Ireland and that she used to be a school teacher before she moved to LA to become a model. And even though I’m sure an entire classroom full of Irish dads would disagree, I think that was a great call. Because forget teachers, if there’s one thing the world needs more of, it’s hot bikini models. Now that’s a true noble profession.

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Melanie Ribbe’s Booty Is Insane!

February 5th, 2015

Melanie Ribbe

This perfect booty you’re all currently drooling onto your keyboards over belongs to Melanie Ribbe, who according to my research, was born in Germany and raised in Jamaica. I don’t know why her family moved, but if you ask me, it was a great call. Because judging from this photoshoot, Melanie was clearly born to wear a bikini. Anyway, those are all the cold, hard facts I was able to find out, because then I came across Melanie’s Instagram and it’s going to take me an entire afternoon to get through all of it, 30-45 seconds at a time. I’d better get started.

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