If you’re not following Bella Thorne on Instagram yet, you need to get on that ASAP. Go ahead, I’ll wait. Because Bella doesn’t just post locker room selfies and bikini pictures, she also posts these great workout videos filled with helpful exercise tips so you can lie and say you’re just studying her form and not being a giant perv at work. Anyway, I’m glad to see Bella putting in all this hard work, and I think the results will speak for themselves. I bet she gets a ton more Instagram followers if she keeps this up.
Here’s Sylvie Meis, aka the former Sylvie van der Vaart and the future Sylvie Tuna (fingers crossed), with a brand-new photoshoot that’s guaranteed to give you a serious workout, or at least significantly elevate your heart rate. I’ve never been too big on exercising, but these pictures are definitely inspiring. So enjoy, but just make sure to stretch properly first and stay hydrated, and all those other workout phrases I think I read somewhere once.
You know, we spend so much time drooling over Sofia Vergara‘s funbags on this site that I tend to completely forget to appreciate the rest of her too. And no, I don’t mean her comic timing or acting ability, I mean, her killer booty. But here she is in yoga pants filming scenes for Modern Family, and I plan on giving Sofia’s perfect booty all the time it deserves. A full 30, maybe even 45 seconds.
Years ago, I never could’ve predicted that Jessica Simpson would start her very own fashion empire, but I can’t deny that she’s got some serious business sense to go along with that killer body of hers. For instance, instead of wasting valuable ad money on some no-name model, here she is using her booty to help sell her new line of workout gear. I just hope she gets a cut of the Kleenex sales too. Yow.
I know that Kate Hudson may not be as gifted in the chest region as most of the other hotties I post on this site, but don’t let that fool you. She’s still pretty talented. And by that I mean, her booty still looks damn good in a bikini, at least judging from this latest shot she posted to Instagram. What? You thought I was talking about her acting?
Here’s Sylvie Meis ensuring she stays at the top spot in my official Dutch hottie power rankings with another seriously sexy lingerie photoshoot. And at this rate, I’m just not sure what the other Dutch lingerie models out there like Bregje Heinen and Marloes Horst can do to compete with Sylvie and her picture-perfect body. Other than maybe send a few shots like this directly to my inbox, or invite me out motorboating. Actually, on second thought, yeah, either of those would definitely work. The ball’s in your court, girls!
I’m not seeing Maryna Linchuk‘s crazy-rich boyfriend anywhere in these shots, just her perfect model booty. So who knows, maybe that means the Victoria’s Secret hottie is single again. In which case, I really think she should consider giving me a shot. Sure, my net worth doesn’t hit six figures unless you count my collection of expired Burger King coupons. But it’s not about money, right? Ha. I crack myself up sometimes. I think that was my best joke yet. Anyway, enjoy.
It’s Friday, which means the end of another work week. And there’s no better way to celebrate that than with pictures of a smoking hot supermodel in skintight spandex. Or in this case, two of them: Elsa Hosk and Jac Jagaciak. So enjoy the beach photoshoot from the two Victoria’s Secret hotties, because these two have got legs for days. Or at least enough to last you through the weekend.
I don’t do many posts on Jessica Biel these days. It’s like ever since she went ahead and married that N’Sync loser, her career’s taken a serious nose dive. Luckily, her body hasn’t though. So enjoy this rare peek at Jessica’s impressive booty profile during the 2015 Fashion Group International Night Of Stars, while I try to organize an intervention or something. Because if anyone’s going to damage Jessica’s career by sleeping with her, it should be me!
Christina Milian hit the beach in Miami the other day and thankfully she called the paparazzi to take pictures of her juicy booty. Without them present, it would be a wasted opportunity for some easy press. Anyway, I remember her to be a lot firmer, but nonetheless at my old age, I’ll appreciate whatever I can get.
This post is for all the menopausal women who still watch Dancing with The Stars. Here is Emma Slater showing off her tight booty in leggings while on her way to rehearsals and below is a video of her doing the “Nae Nae”. Exciting stuff ladies! Come again for more coverage of DWTS. I’ll be sure to keep you up to date.
If you’re a fan of smoking hot bikini models, I have a feeling you’re going to love today’s InstaBabe — and if you aren’t, well, I’m not really sure what you’re doing reading this site. Either way, I want to introduce you to Kate Compton, who’s got hands-down one of the hottest Instagrams I’ve ever come across. But don’t just take my word for it, check it out for yourself below, and enjoy.
I don’t know about you perverts, but I’m really enjoying this career comeback Jennifer Lopez has been on lately. Not because I like her music or anything — what kind of a sicko do you think I am? — but because it means we get to see her hotness on a more regular basis these days. So here’s J-Lo filming her latest music video with a very special appearance from a famous guest star: that perfect booty of hers. I’m predicting another big hit.
Used to be, we could always count on Emmy Rossum to put on a booty show for the paps at least once a week. But for whatever reason, we’ve gone months without seeing the Shameless hottie in a pair of leggings. I guess she changed up her workout routine so it didn’t involve doing laps in front of the paparazzi. But the good news is she’s back, and here’s hoping she keeps it up. Because Emmy getting regular exercise isn’t just good for her health, it’s good for the Little Tuna’s too. Enjoy.