I know I like to make fun of these so-called professional Instagram models, but here’s one of my all-time favorites Emily Ratajkowski hard at work in a few new bikini pictures. And after seeing these, I’d like to apply to be Emily’s personal wedgie picker. What? If being a professional Insta-hottie can be a real job, professional wedgie assistant should be too. It’s only fair.
Now that it’s after Labor Day, I know we’re supposed to be heading into fall or whatever, and it’s going to start to cool down. But here’s something guaranteed to make you feel like it’s still the middle of summer: Brazilian super-hottie Lais Ribeiro‘s latest lingerie shoot. These pictures are so damn hot, they’re guaranteed to have you sweating in no time. Enjoy.
You know how last time I did a post on Emily Ratajkowski, I said she wasn’t made to wear clothes? Well, here’s proof. Here’s a few of the supermodel hottie’s latest Instagram pics that prove once and for all that Emily should be wearing a bikini 24/7. Unless she wants to mix things up with lingerie or nothing at all every once in a while. That works too. Enjoy.
I know I like to call all these rich kid/fake models like Hailey Baldwin useless, but every once in a while one of them actually manages to do something halfway decent. Like these pictures of Hailey showing off that little booty of hers in Daisy Dukes in New York. So, forget those lame “fashion” photoshoots, I think we’ve just found Hailey’s true calling: putting on leg shows for the paps.
I can’t remember the last time I did a post on Daniela Lopez Osorio, and that’s a crime, because as far as I’m concerned, this Colombian hottie has one of the best bodies in the bikini modeling business. So it’s a good thing I came across this new photoshoot. Because I’ve already been warned to stop calling 911 about “missing hotties.” Apparently the cops don’t consider that an “emergency.” I bet they won’t send anyone to help me put out this raging pants fire I’ve got either.
Before you ask, no, these latest shots of Jessica Alba aren’t part of some weird photoshoot for NRA Magazine. According to my sources, they’re stills from her new movie Mechanic: Resurrection. Anyway, I don’t know what the plot is, but judging from these pictures, I assume it has to do with someone kidnapping and holding the world’s hottest MILF for ransom. Those bastards.
Apparently Selena Gomez is on some kind of world tour right now, but since all we’re getting is a sneak peek at her sexy stomach in these paparazzi shots of her arriving at the Tokyo airport, I figured I’d include a bonus photoshoot she did for her Revival Tour too. Although, if Selena really wants to promote her new album, she’d forget flying halfway across the world to do concerts and just do more booty shows like this. It’s a lot cheaper, and a lot more effective from a
marketing pants fire standpoint, if you ask me.
I guess Pixie Lott must have a new album coming out or something. Because all of a sudden, the paps seem to be “catching” her out walking around London a lot lately. But hey, I’m not complaining. Here’s the British pop star/hottie bending over for her fans and putting on a cute little cleavage show, and forget expensive ads, this is the kind of marketing I can get behind. Especially a view like this.
Good news: according to my sources (aka Google), I just found that Ava Sambora here (aka Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora’s daughter) is no longer big trouble. Apparently she turned 18 last October, which means you can check out these bikini pictures without having to worry. And in even better news, it looks like Ava definitely takes after her mother in the looks department. Phew. Enjoy!
In case you’ve ever wondered why I was so disappointed when Emily Ratajkowski decided to give up on her promising Instagram modeling career to try to become an actress, just check out the video below. It’s only a few seconds long, but it’s hands down the best movie I’ve seen all year. If they gave out Oscars for shaking your booty, Emily would be a shoo-in. Enjoy.
Earlier this month, Elle Fanning turned 18 and for some reason no one discussed it! When Bella Thorne was turning 18, every single celebrity site was counting down the days. I guess Elle got a little upset about how her young ass wasn’t covered, so here it is on Instagram. Better late than never!
I’ve always thought Zendaya was super-cute, but for whatever reason, she hasn’t quite graduated to sexy status just yet. Although I’m not sure how that works with Disney stars. Maybe they need to be off the channel before they can really live up to their hottie potential and start dropping bikini selfies on Instagram. In which case, I hope Zendaya’s show gets canceled ASAP. That said, here she is putting on a pretty sexy leg show and grabbing a handful at the Marie Claire Fresh Face party. And she might not have the biggest booty I’ve ever seen, but if she needs an extra hand, I’ve got two free ones right here… Actually, nevermind, better make that one. Sorry, TMI?
There’s been a lot of contenders to take Jennifer Lopez‘s crown as the #1 booty in the music business over the years, and for my money, Iggy Azalea here is still right near the top of the charts. So it was no surprise when I found out Iggy and her pumped-up booty hit the Miami Beach Gay Pride Parade over the weekend. Not because she’s famously a friend of the gay community or anything like that, but because her ass is probably 10 times bigger than any floats they could’ve bought. Not to mention, way more likely to draw a crowd.
In case you missed out on Marisa Papen the first time I featured her on the site, here’s your second chance to get to know the Belgian hottie. And if you weren’t a #freethenipple supporter already, I guarantee you will be after looking through Marisa’s Instagram pictures. She’s got enough censored nude photos on there to fuel a thousand pants fires. This girl spends more time in her birthday suit than I spend in my sweatpants. And trust me, as a blogger, that’s saying a lot.