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Kara Del Toro In A Bikini Is Heaven

May 15th, 2017

Kara Del Toro

Every time I do a post on Kara Del Toro, I always start daydreaming about how great it would be to start some kind of weekly feature on her and her bikini body. But for whatever reason, her manager hasn’t been responding to any of my tweets or emails. I thought I made them an offer she couldn’t refuse, but I guess maybe they’re holding out for 20 Burger King coupons a week instead of just 10. Anyway, I’m going to keep negotiating. And in the meantime, you guys enjoy this latest round of bikini pictures I was able to put together for free.

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Josephine Skriver Booty Belongs In Lingerie

May 10th, 2017

Josephine Skriver

In case anyone out there is still having a little trouble figuring out why I make fun of wannabes like Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid for pretending to be famous models, I just want you guys to take a look at this latest lingerie photoshoot from Danish Victoria’s Secret Angel Josephine Skriver. And once you’re done picking your jaw (and your pants) up off the floor, now you know what a real supermodel looks like. You’re welcome.

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Weronika Bielik’s Booty Is Questionable!

May 2nd, 2017

Weronika Bielik

I know I’ve introduced you guys to this Polish Insta-hottie before, but I was taking another look at Weronika Bielik‘s Instagram recently for… uh, “research” and I’ve come to a conclusion: there’s no way that booty of hers is real. I’m not sure what’s going on, if it’s Photoshop or something else, but I plan on studying these pictures very closely in order to get to the bottom of this. We’re talking my-nose-an-inch-from-my-computer-screen close. Wish me luck.

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Alexis Ren’s Sweet Booty Show

April 17th, 2017

Alexis Ren

I hope you guys all had a good Easter weekend. Personally, I celebrated the way I always do: by having a big dinner and good times with family and friends sitting in my mom’s basement creeping hotties’ social media. It’s a treasured, time-honored tradition. And it’s a good thing I didn’t skip out this year, because otherwise I would’ve missed these great shots from my #1 favorite InstaHottie Alexis Ren. So you’re welcome. Happy Easter Alexis Ren Hotness Appreciation Day, everyone.

         
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Hailey Clauson Booty Show

April 14th, 2017

Hailey Clauson

According to my sources (AKA my calendar), I’m told it’s Good Friday today, so I’m guessing a lot of you guys probably aren’t at work right now. And that’s a good thing, because these latest pictures from Hailey Clauson are so hot, I guarantee you’re going to have trouble keeping your pants on. And I know not everybody’s office has a lax “no pants” policy like mine does. Enjoy.

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Audrey Bouette’s Side Booty Is Amazing

March 23rd, 2017

Audrey Bouette

I never heard of Audrey Bouette, but that side booty photo is perfection. Instead we have “models” like Ashley Graham, who get on every site and she can barely fit my computer screen. Anyway, Aubrey seems like a sweet girl and if she needs someone to apply oil on her body at photoshoots, I’d be more than happy to with my tongue.

         
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Emily Ratajkowski Roughing It

March 23rd, 2017

Emily Ratajkowski

Emily Ratajkowski is one of those models who is just popular because she got naked in a very racy music video, but I wonder where she’d be if that video never happened? Probably Playboy Cyber girl. Anyway, here are her latest Instagram posts and Snaps. Enjoy.

         
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Raiding Ryan Newman’s Instagram And Snapchat

March 14th, 2017

Ryan Newman

I’ve done a couple posts on Ryan Newman before, but I’m guessing you perverts probably aren’t as up-to-date on your C-list “celebrities” as I am. So here’s a quick refresher: Ryan here’s a professional “actress,” and also a wannabe model and pretend singer. And I guess now we can add professional InstaHottie to the list, because this girl’s social media game is so hot, it should come with a flammable warning or something. Yow!

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Daniela Fainus’s Sweet Booty In H Para Hombres

March 10th, 2017

Daniela Fainus

I’ve never heard of this H Para Hombres magazine or Daniela Fainus before, but after seeing this killer lingerie photoshoot they put together for the March issue, I suddenly want to find out more about both of them. Like, why haven’t I seen this Mexican hottie or her perfect booty before, and do they need any new photographers for their next shoot? Because my phone takes great photos. Call me!

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Bryana Holly In Sexy Lingerie

February 27th, 2017

Bryana Holly

I know it probably feels like I say this once or twice a day, but this time I mean it: Bryana Holly is hands down my favorite hottie on Instagram. Sure, she may not have as many followers as Emily Ratajkowski, but she’s got something even more important, me and the Little Tuna as her #1 and #2 fans. And OK, so maybe that doesn’t help Bryana pay the bills, but once you guys check out this latest massive lingerie shoot from the busty blonde, I have a feeling she’s going to pick up a lot more fans. Enjoy.

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Bryana Holly

Porn Star Kim Kardashian’s Fake Booty Is Absolutely Disgusting

February 21st, 2017

Kim Kardashian

I know some of you sickos out there still dig this chubby ex-porn star and her nasty fake booty, so I guess you’ll enjoy these shots of Kim Kardashian holding her own private wet t-shirt contest in the pool. Personally though, I think it’s just gross. Chicks need to stop with the fake booty implants already. They’re horrible. Like I always say, if you want to get work done, focus on the chest region. Fake funbags never go out of style. This is just sick.

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Ariel Winter’s Booty Show

February 16th, 2017

Ariel Winter

I don’t know who this dude is getting a handful of Ariel Winter‘s booty in her latest Instagram bikini picture, but I guess that’s her new boyfriend. And I’m not going to lie, I’m getting a little jealous here. Not only am I never going to be able to get within groping distance of Ariel’s bikini booty, but I don’t think I’d be able to pick her up either. She’s not exactly light. And I’m not exactly buff. Guess I’d better go do a few more forearm reps just in case.

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Instagram Model Carmella Rose’s Tongue Action

January 23rd, 2017

Carmella Rose

I know I’ve talked about this in the past, but if you want to know just how screwed up the modeling industry is these days, take a look at this latest lingerie photoshoot from Carmella Rose and try to tell me why this hottie hasn’t done a Victoria’s Secret fashion show yet, but Bella Hadid has. I’ll give you a hint: one of their parents has a ton of money, and the other’s doesn’t. Anyway, hopefully if I keep doing posts on Carmella, that perfect booty of hers will eventually start getting the attention it deserves. And if not? Maybe I can at least score a date (or a few private “photoshoots”) out of it. Wish us me luck!

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