First off, I want to congratulate Britney Spears on officially turning her career around. A few years ago, she was just another washed-up soccer mom making trips to Walmart in oversized sweaters, and now she’s a certified hottie again with her own Vegas show and a modeling gig for some clothing company called Kenzo. And second, I want to congratulate whoever’s responsible for doing the Photoshop for this shoot. Because that’s some serious talent. Also, I want to hire them myself. I have some pictures of me and my “girlfriend” I want to get touched up before my next high school reunion.
I’m not gonna lie, back in the day, I was convinced Britney Spears was all washed up, and that it was all over for her. Unless she went on Dancing With the Stars or something. But she’s really managed to turn it around and make a major comeback. And I’m seriously impressed. Just to be clear, I’m talking about her hotness here, not her career. I’m not really sure how that one’s going, but the other is off the charts!
I know Britney Spears has been looking real good lately, and I’m seriously impressed by how she managed to rebound and stage a major hotness comeback. But she’s also getting up there (I just checked and she turned 36 last month), so I’m not sure how much longer this will last. And I’m guessing Britney isn’t either, which is why she’s been hitting us with all this hotness lately. So just enjoy, while she keeps her 15 minutes going, 30-45 seconds at a time.
I’m not going to lie, I’m pretty impressed by the way Britney Spears managed to turn things around. For a while there, it looked like she was going to become just another washed-up former hottie turned soccer mom, but then she got her Vegas show, started working out non-stop, and now she’s a total babe again. As a general rule, us bloggers aren’t big fans of hard work, but it definitely paid off for Britney. Yow!
Britney Spears has got to be in her late 30s by now (she’s 35, I just double-checked), and she’s got two kids. And she used to look like this not that long ago. But then she started doing her Vegas show and now Britney looks like this. I’m guessing she has to spend half her day in the gym to stay looking this good, but whatever, I’d definitely hit it one more time. And then as many times as she’d let me after that. Yow! Keep up the good work.
It’s been almost 20 years since Britney Spears first became a worldwide sensation/pants fire with her video for “Hit Me Baby One More Time” and sure, she had a few rough years in between, but I’m happy to report that she’s finally back to being the smoking hottie we all used to know and love. She even tried that schoolgirl outfit of hers back on. Nostalgia’s one of those emotions you can feel in your pants, right?
I’ve gotta say, I’ve really been enjoying Britney Spears‘ transition from Cheeto-dust-covered soccer mom to super-hot MILF. Not only does it give me a serious pants fire, it also gives me hope that maybe someday, I could get super fit too. If I put down the Cheetos and hit the gym 24/7. Actually, on second thought, screw that. That sounds like way too much hard work. I’ll stick with the snacks and Britney GIFs and pants fires instead, thanks.
I know it’s probably hard to remember, especially if you’ve got as short of an attention span as I do, but it was only a year or two ago that Britney Spears was just another washed-up, Cheeto-dust-covered, Walmart-shopping soccer mom. Now though? She’s got her own Vegas show, and she’s back to being the old Hot Britney we all knew and loved. And here’s a few shots of her showing just how she got back into such good shape. Now, what were we talking about again? Sorry, I got a little distracted…
I know I was a little skeptical about this whole “Britney Spears goes to Vegas” thing at first, because doing a Vegas act is pretty much the last stop on the washed-up singer career train. But clearly I was wrong, because thanks to this job, Britney’s gone from a trailer park soccer mom making Walmart trips with the paparazzi to a total hottie again. So join me and the Little Tuna in giving Britney a standing ovation. She’s earned it. Bravo.
Unlike most 35-year-olds, Britney Spears has managed to keep her body pretty tight. And she ain’t afraid to show it off. I know most chicks will say that she has a relatively easy life, and they would be right, but still 30 minutes of Richard Simmons “Sweating to the Oldies” once every other day is not too hard to do. So get off the couch and just do it. No excuses.
I’m not going to lie, I kind of forgot all about Britney Spears. But I’ve got to hand it to her, it looks like she’s taking this whole hotness comeback thing pretty seriously. Doing regular booty workouts, and more importantly, posting the video of those workouts on Instagram. And I’ve gotta say, all that hard work is definitely paying off. I’m already starting to see results in my pants region.
Alright, so I know, normally, seeing a soccer mom take a bathroom selfie wouldn’t exactly be front page news. But when that soccer mom is Britney Spears, it’s kind of a big deal that this MILF seems to have finally figured out what social media is really for. AKA for hotties sharing pictures of themselves with their clothes half off. Now, it’s probably going to take a few days before Britney graduates to topless selfies, but here’s hoping she’s a quick study.
I’ve always said that Britney Spears knows how to put on a great show, and here she is taking her hottie comeback to London to perform on The Jonathan Ross Show. Only if you take the video off mute and actually watch Britney’s face instead of just her killer MILF body, you’ll notice she’s barely even trying to lip sync. She’s hardly moving her mouth at all! But I guess she just knows most of us are probably too busy paying attention to her booty shaking. So why bother, right?