I don’t care what anyone says, Britney Spears is hot as f%ck!!! Here is her new commercial and the chick is doing the splits in latex lingerie. Little Tuna is sold. I literally watched this clip 50 times. Good job Brit! I only wish it was 2 hours longer!
As you know Britney Spears is constantly working hard on her fitness, which is a good thing because most chicks her age look like crap and have millions of excuses why they can’t keep in shape. They all claim that it’s easy for a celeb to keep in shape since they have help, but they seem to forget that Brit has a Vegas show and that’s probably harder than any job they have. Anyway, good for Britney. I’m impressed.
I have always had a hard spot for Britney Spears. As crazy as she is, and her lack of talent, the girl is still massive after all these years. Also, she is fit as f%ck for her age. I have a lot of respect for mothers and cougars who keep it together. Sure she is a celebrity and all, but she does work unlike most InstaModels, so when ladies tell me her life is easy, I tell them go play Vegas night after night and see if you can do it.
Britney Spears is really turning the sexy on again. Her body looks fit as f%ck and she can still move well enough to make Little Tuna keep up the pace. Anyway, glad Britney is working hard and keeping in shape. It’s appreciated.
I don’t know who this dude is who’s getting to put his filthy mitts all over Britney Spears in these shots, but I’m going to assume/hope he’s just her dance partner or workout partner or something and not her new bedroom partner. Either way though, I’m still jealous. And after all the nice things I said about her yesterday too. Not cool, Britney. Not cool.
I don’t mean to sound like a broken record here, but I’m honestly really impressed by Britney Spears. Not only did she completely turn her life and her career around by working hard to regain her hottie status, she didn’t stop there. She’s managed to keep it up by regularly hitting the gym, and more importantly, regularly posting hot workout videos on the Internet. Like this one of her working those all-important chest muscles. They’ve really been the key to her comeback, if you ask me.
First off, I want to congratulate Britney Spears on officially turning her career around. A few years ago, she was just another washed-up soccer mom making trips to Walmart in oversized sweaters, and now she’s a certified hottie again with her own Vegas show and a modeling gig for some clothing company called Kenzo. And second, I want to congratulate whoever’s responsible for doing the Photoshop for this shoot. Because that’s some serious talent. Also, I want to hire them myself. I have some pictures of me and my “girlfriend” I want to get touched up before my next high school reunion.
I’m not gonna lie, back in the day, I was convinced Britney Spears was all washed up, and that it was all over for her. Unless she went on Dancing With the Stars or something. But she’s really managed to turn it around and make a major comeback. And I’m seriously impressed. Just to be clear, I’m talking about her hotness here, not her career. I’m not really sure how that one’s going, but the other is off the charts!
I know Britney Spears has been looking real good lately, and I’m seriously impressed by how she managed to rebound and stage a major hotness comeback. But she’s also getting up there (I just checked and she turned 36 last month), so I’m not sure how much longer this will last. And I’m guessing Britney isn’t either, which is why she’s been hitting us with all this hotness lately. So just enjoy, while she keeps her 15 minutes going, 30-45 seconds at a time.
Britney Spears attempted to bring some of her old school hotness to the 2015 MTV Video Music Awards and somewhat succeed. Sure she’s no longer in her prime and her best days are far behind her, but for a MILF she managed to give her loyal male fans something to look at. Job well done.
Apparently the Teen Choice Awards were held in LA last night, which I didn’t watch because, despite the fact that I still live in my mom’s basement, I’m a full-grown adult. But according to my sources, Britney Spears won the Style Icon Award, and I’ve gotta say, I was a little surprised by that, considering she dresses like a white trash soccer mom 90% of the time… But after seeing this cleavage show she put on last night, it looks like Britney’s style has gotten much better lately. So nevermind.
According to my well-connected sources, Britney Spears got a haircut or something, and I guess apparently that’s considered big news. But personally, I think everyone’s missing the real story here — that Britney’s putting on one hell of an impressive leg show for a soccer mom with two kids. So enjoy, and stay tuned for any important new developments, like Britney changing into a pair of Daisy Dukes. Fingers crosssed.