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Britney Spears’ Body Is Incredible!

September 11th, 2018

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Britney‘s body is back B%tch! I can’t believe it. I really thought by 36 she would be a sloppy mess, but girl put it together and is looking better than 99% of girls her age. I’m speechless! I think I may have to put her back on regular rotation.

         
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Britney Spears Is One Fit MILF

August 14th, 2018

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I have always had a hard spot for Britney Spears. As crazy as she is, and her lack of talent, the girl is still massive after all these years. Also, she is fit as f%ck for her age. I have a lot of respect for mothers and cougars who keep it together. Sure she is a celebrity and all, but she does work unlike most InstaModels, so when ladies tell me her life is easy, I tell them go play Vegas night after night and see if you can do it.

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Britney Spears Works Her Body Good

May 1st, 2018

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Britney Spears is really turning the sexy on again. Her body looks fit as f%ck and she can still move well enough to make Little Tuna keep up the pace. Anyway, glad Britney is working hard and keeping in shape. It’s appreciated.

         
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Britney Spears Gets Groped Dancing

April 26th, 2018

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I don’t know who this dude is who’s getting to put his filthy mitts all over Britney Spears in these shots, but I’m going to assume/hope he’s just her dance partner or workout partner or something and not her new bedroom partner. Either way though, I’m still jealous. And after all the nice things I said about her yesterday too. Not cool, Britney. Not cool.


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Britney Spears’ Big Boob Workout

April 25th, 2018

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I don’t mean to sound like a broken record here, but I’m honestly really impressed by Britney Spears. Not only did she completely turn her life and her career around by working hard to regain her hottie status, she didn’t stop there. She’s managed to keep it up by regularly hitting the gym, and more importantly, regularly posting hot workout videos on the Internet. Like this one of her working those all-important chest muscles. They’ve really been the key to her comeback, if you ask me.


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Britney Spears’ Hottest Photoshop Photoshoot In Years

March 21st, 2018

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First off, I want to congratulate Britney Spears on officially turning her career around. A few years ago, she was just another washed-up soccer mom making trips to Walmart in oversized sweaters, and now she’s a certified hottie again with her own Vegas show and a modeling gig for some clothing company called Kenzo. And second, I want to congratulate whoever’s responsible for doing the Photoshop for this shoot. Because that’s some serious talent. Also, I want to hire them myself. I have some pictures of me and my “girlfriend” I want to get touched up before my next high school reunion.

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Britney Spears Will Pump You Up

February 16th, 2018

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I’m not gonna lie, back in the day, I was convinced Britney Spears was all washed up, and that it was all over for her. Unless she went on Dancing With the Stars or something. But she’s really managed to turn it around and make a major comeback. And I’m seriously impressed. Just to be clear, I’m talking about her hotness here, not her career. I’m not really sure how that one’s going, but the other is off the charts!


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Britney Spears Hits It One More Time

January 15th, 2018

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I know Britney Spears has been looking real good lately, and I’m seriously impressed by how she managed to rebound and stage a major hotness comeback. But she’s also getting up there (I just checked and she turned 36 last month), so I’m not sure how much longer this will last. And I’m guessing Britney isn’t either, which is why she’s been hitting us with all this hotness lately. So just enjoy, while she keeps her 15 minutes going, 30-45 seconds at a time.





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Britney Spears’ Hard Work Is Paying Off

December 22nd, 2017

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I’m not going to lie, I’m pretty impressed by the way Britney Spears managed to turn things around. For a while there, it looked like she was going to become just another washed-up former hottie turned soccer mom, but then she got her Vegas show, started working out non-stop, and now she’s a total babe again. As a general rule, us bloggers aren’t big fans of hard work, but it definitely paid off for Britney. Yow!

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Britney Spears Is Really Fit

November 15th, 2017

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Britney Spears has got to be in her late 30s by now (she’s 35, I just double-checked), and she’s got two kids. And she used to look like this not that long ago. But then she started doing her Vegas show and now Britney looks like this. I’m guessing she has to spend half her day in the gym to stay looking this good, but whatever, I’d definitely hit it one more time. And then as many times as she’d let me after that. Yow! Keep up the good work.


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Britney Spears Will Hit You One More Time

November 13th, 2017

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It’s been almost 20 years since Britney Spears first became a worldwide sensation/pants fire with her video for “Hit Me Baby One More Time” and sure, she had a few rough years in between, but I’m happy to report that she’s finally back to being the smoking hottie we all used to know and love. She even tried that schoolgirl outfit of hers back on. Nostalgia’s one of those emotions you can feel in your pants, right?


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Britney Spears Is Starting To Impress Little Tuna Again

September 21st, 2017

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I’ve gotta say, I’ve really been enjoying Britney Spears‘ transition from Cheeto-dust-covered soccer mom to super-hot MILF. Not only does it give me a serious pants fire, it also gives me hope that maybe someday, I could get super fit too. If I put down the Cheetos and hit the gym 24/7. Actually, on second thought, screw that. That sounds like way too much hard work. I’ll stick with the snacks and Britney GIFs and pants fires instead, thanks.

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Britney Spears Is Fit As F%ck

August 25th, 2017

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Holy Moses! Britney Spears is fit as f%ck!!! I have to give to her. She really has put in the work and it is paying off. I know her time as a pop princess is over, but but now she can actually give some youngsters a good run for their money. Keep up the good work!


         
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Britney Spears Gets Her Boobs Pumped

August 2nd, 2017

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I know it’s probably hard to remember, especially if you’ve got as short of an attention span as I do, but it was only a year or two ago that Britney Spears was just another washed-up, Cheeto-dust-covered, Walmart-shopping soccer mom. Now though? She’s got her own Vegas show, and she’s back to being the old Hot Britney we all knew and loved. And here’s a few shots of her showing just how she got back into such good shape. Now, what were we talking about again? Sorry, I got a little distracted


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