Britney Spears has got to be in her late 30s by now (she’s 35, I just double-checked), and she’s got two kids. And she used to look like this not that long ago. But then she started doing her Vegas show and now Britney looks like this. I’m guessing she has to spend half her day in the gym to stay looking this good, but whatever, I’d definitely hit it one more time. And then as many times as she’d let me after that. Yow! Keep up the good work.