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Britney Spears Is Really Fit

November 15th, 2017

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Britney Spears has got to be in her late 30s by now (she’s 35, I just double-checked), and she’s got two kids. And she used to look like this not that long ago. But then she started doing her Vegas show and now Britney looks like this. I’m guessing she has to spend half her day in the gym to stay looking this good, but whatever, I’d definitely hit it one more time. And then as many times as she’d let me after that. Yow! Keep up the good work.


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Britney Spears Will Hit You One More Time

November 13th, 2017

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It’s been almost 20 years since Britney Spears first became a worldwide sensation/pants fire with her video for “Hit Me Baby One More Time” and sure, she had a few rough years in between, but I’m happy to report that she’s finally back to being the smoking hottie we all used to know and love. She even tried that schoolgirl outfit of hers back on. Nostalgia’s one of those emotions you can feel in your pants, right?


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Britney Spears Is Starting To Impress Little Tuna Again

September 21st, 2017

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I’ve gotta say, I’ve really been enjoying Britney Spears‘ transition from Cheeto-dust-covered soccer mom to super-hot MILF. Not only does it give me a serious pants fire, it also gives me hope that maybe someday, I could get super fit too. If I put down the Cheetos and hit the gym 24/7. Actually, on second thought, screw that. That sounds like way too much hard work. I’ll stick with the snacks and Britney GIFs and pants fires instead, thanks.

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Britney Spears Is Fit As F%ck

August 25th, 2017

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Holy Moses! Britney Spears is fit as f%ck!!! I have to give to her. She really has put in the work and it is paying off. I know her time as a pop princess is over, but but now she can actually give some youngsters a good run for their money. Keep up the good work!


         
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Britney Spears Gets Her Boobs Pumped

August 2nd, 2017

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I know it’s probably hard to remember, especially if you’ve got as short of an attention span as I do, but it was only a year or two ago that Britney Spears was just another washed-up, Cheeto-dust-covered, Walmart-shopping soccer mom. Now though? She’s got her own Vegas show, and she’s back to being the old Hot Britney we all knew and loved. And here’s a few shots of her showing just how she got back into such good shape. Now, what were we talking about again? Sorry, I got a little distracted


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Britney Spears Can Still Bounce On Me

May 22nd, 2017

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I know I was a little skeptical about this whole “Britney Spears goes to Vegas” thing at first, because doing a Vegas act is pretty much the last stop on the washed-up singer career train. But clearly I was wrong, because thanks to this job, Britney’s gone from a trailer park soccer mom making Walmart trips with the paparazzi to a total hottie again. So join me and the Little Tuna in giving Britney a standing ovation. She’s earned it. Bravo.

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Britney Spears Is Working On Her Fitness

March 2nd, 2017

I’m not going to lie, I kind of forgot all about Britney Spears. But I’ve got to hand it to her, it looks like she’s taking this whole hotness comeback thing pretty seriously. Doing regular booty workouts, and more importantly, posting the video of those workouts on Instagram. And I’ve gotta say, all that hard work is definitely paying off. I’m already starting to see results in my pants region.

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Britney Spears’s MILFy Selfie

January 27th, 2017

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Alright, so I know, normally, seeing a soccer mom take a bathroom selfie wouldn’t exactly be front page news. But when that soccer mom is Britney Spears, it’s kind of a big deal that this MILF seems to have finally figured out what social media is really for. AKA for hotties sharing pictures of themselves with their clothes half off. Now, it’s probably going to take a few days before Britney graduates to topless selfies, but here’s hoping she’s a quick study.

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Britney Spears Don’t Give A F%ck About Lip Syncing Well

October 5th, 2016

I’ve always said that Britney Spears knows how to put on a great show, and here she is taking her hottie comeback to London to perform on The Jonathan Ross Show. Only if you take the video off mute and actually watch Britney’s face instead of just her killer MILF body, you’ll notice she’s barely even trying to lip sync. She’s hardly moving her mouth at all! But I guess she just knows most of us are probably too busy paying attention to her booty shaking. So why bother, right?

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Britney Spears Posted Herself In A Bikini On Facebook

March 21st, 2016

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I don’t go on Facebook much anymore, it’s basically nothing but relatives and old weirdos you used to go to school with. (And besides, all the young hotties are posting their bikini shots on Snapchat these days.) But then I remembered that Britney Spears is a mom, and moms still love Facebook. Which explains why Britney posted this bikini picture on there. And hey, if Britney keeps this up, I might have to start logging on more often. Yum.

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Britney Spears Does V Magazine

March 2nd, 2016

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When I heard Britney Spears had landed on the cover of V Magazine‘s Spring 2016 double issue, I’m not gonna lie, I was hoping the pictures would be a little more exciting than this. But I guess Britney’s not exactly in her prime anymore, and also, most magazine don’t tend to do full-frontal nudity on their covers. Oh well. That’s why I keep saying somebody needs to hire me to run one of these things, but so far, no takers. And all these great ideas just keep going to waste. What a shame.

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Britney Spears Lets It Hang Low For The Teens

August 17th, 2015

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Apparently the Teen Choice Awards were held in LA last night, which I didn’t watch because, despite the fact that I still live in my mom’s basement, I’m a full-grown adult. But according to my sources, Britney Spears won the Style Icon Award, and I’ve gotta say, I was a little surprised by that, considering she dresses like a white trash soccer mom 90% of the time… But after seeing this cleavage show she put on last night, it looks like Britney’s style has gotten much better lately. So nevermind.

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