I guess Brittney Palmer must’ve heard me call her only my second-favorite UFC hottie, because this latest photoshoot of hers is hot enough to bump her all the way up to #1 past Arianny Celeste. Well, that and assuming the busty blonde finally agrees to take me motorboating. What? Unlike the UFC, my rankings can totally be rigged. I’m a blogger, remember? We can be bought with a bag of Cheetos. Although I prefer motorboating, just FYI. …Or Fritos.
Normally when it comes to pictures of the UFC ring girls, I’m always trying to figure out which hottie I like better, Arianny Celeste or Brittney Palmer. And after this latest set of pictures, I think I’ve finally got it: my #1 favorite ring girl is the two of them together. What? It’s my site, I can do what I want. Anyway, I don’t know what happened to their car here, but if it’s anything like my pants right now, I’m guessing it seriously overheated. Enjoy.
Here’s everyone’s 2nd favorite UFC ring girl Brittney Palmer in a sexy photoshoot for Fitness Gurls Mgaazine. Personally, I find her to be hotter than Arianny Celeste, but to be honest they look almost identical. I guess they both visited the same plastic surgeon. Anyway, enjoy.
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Here is by far my favorite ring girl Brittney Palmer hosting some nightclub in Vegas. I’m not sure if you guys know, but Brittney is not only a girl with great rack and stunning looks, she is also a pretty damn good artist. You can check out some of her work here. I’m still waiting for her to ask me to be her subject/muse, but I don’t think I’d be able to keep my clothes on for a very long time. I’m a bit of a sl%t when it comes to modeling for hot chicks.
I guess Brittney Palmer didn’t read the memo properly, because for some weird reason, she got in a bikini for the big UFC pool party (which is good). But then she went and covered it up (not good). It’s like she doesn’t even want to be drooled over by a bunch of perverts on the Internet or something. Like I said, weird. Anyway, all I know is, she’s never going to take over Arianny Celeste‘s title as the Tuna’s favorite ring girl of all-time with sloppy mental mistakes like this. So here’s hoping Brittney steps her game back up next time. For all our sakes.
Yeah, so I’m not entirely sure what Brittney Palmer is doing here making some terrible painting in a swimsuit, but I’ve learned not to ask too many questions. Especially not when a hottie in a swimsuit is involved. Anyway, turns out Brittney is actually a pretty talented painter judging from her website, but personally I’d be way more impressed if she painted with those chesticles of hers. Now that would be some real talent.
After seeing Anderson Silva‘s leg break at UFC 168, here are some pictures of Brittney Palmer, Arianny Celeste and Vanessa Hanson to help take your mind off that nasty visual. I don’t follow mixed martial arts because seeing two sweaty guys rub each other for 5 minutes a round is not my kind of entertainment, but learning that they hired Vanessa as a new ring girl is. Hot stuff! I’d like to go 5 rounds with her. What am I saying, I’d only need 3 seconds and then I’d tap out.
Anytime you get Arianny Celeste, Brittney Palmer and Kenda Perez in a sexy photoshoot, it’s a treat. I don’t watch the UFC because I’m not into watching two naked men roll around the floor, beating each other up for 15 minute. You know with that much intensity and passion, they’re just two seconds away from making out. Anyway, enough about dude on dude action, check out these pics of Arianny Celeste, Brittney Palmer and Kenda Perez. It’s the manly thing to do.
As to be expected, there were a ton of hotties on display at Maxim‘s Hot 100 party last night, with names like Arianny Celeste, Brittney Palmer, Bria Murphy, Dawn Olivieri, Jessica Clark, Jessica Sutta, Kellie Pickler, Natalie Pack, Pia Toscano, Shayne Murphy, and Zulay Henao all making a late push to move up the rankings. But the two that really stood out from the pack were UFC ring girls Arianny and Brittney. So congratulations ladies, you’ve officially been named to the Tuna’s Hot 2. It’s much more exclusive than the Hot 100, and the official party’s going to be held in my bedroom later tonight. And no, you can’t bring a date.
When it comes to Arianny Celeste and Brittney Palmer, I’ve gone back and forth trying to decide which one deserves the title of UFC’s hottest ring girl. Well, after this photoshoot of the two of them in FHM, I think I’ve finally come to a decision: they both deserve it. The prize is a night with the Tuna, I just hope they’re okay with sharing.
Recently, I’ve been giving the title of hottest MMA ring girl to Brittney Palmer because not long ago Arianny Celeste put out a terrible music video which was a major turn off. Well, here they are together at the Hard Rock Hotel and it’s clearly evident that Brittney was out “boobed” by Arianny. I don’t know what the hell she was thinking, but showing up to an event wearing jeans and a blazer alongside your biggest competition is just not good business sense. No wonder Arianny has double the amount of Twitter followers. I hope Brittney has learned something from this.
I don’t know why Maxim decided to give Arianny Celeste the cover of their latest issue because Brittney Palmer‘s photoshoots have been blowing her spreads out of the water. Here’s Brittney in the same issue and if these shots don’t cause your pants to stretch, I don’t know what will. I’m in love with this UFC ring girl and she’s more than welcome to give me a rear naked choke any day of the week. I’ll even pay.
This is why I love Twitter. MMA ring girls Arianny Celeste, Brittney Palmer and Kenda Perez were doing some photoshoot recently, and they posted the outtakes for it to their Twitter accounts. A few years ago, we’d have to wait months to see pictures like this, or never get them at all. Now, every hottie with an iPhone and a mirror can constantly keep us updated on their ongoing hotness. Isn’t technology wonderful? We’re living in a Golden Age of Instagrammed Boobs.