Even though I’m still waiting for Cailin Russo to finally come to her senses and realize the two of us were meant to be together, that’s not going to stop me from trying. Or from doing new posts proclaiming for my love for the hot model. So here’s Cailin showing off those perfect stems of hers in a new photoshoot, and if you want to put in a good word for me on Twitter, feel free to mention any of good qualities. …Stop laughing, that wasn’t supposed to be a joke, you jerks.
I’m still not sure what I’ve been doing wrong here, but no matter how many posts I write declaring my love for Cailin Russo, I can’t seem to make her my next ex-wife, or even just my latest Internet girlfriend. I think maybe it’s time to try playing hard to get. So here’s Cailin’s latest
crazy-hot just OK photoshoot and it totally does doesn’t turn my entire pants region to mush and make me want to propose to her via Twitter once a day. How’s that for reverse psychology?
I may not have been able to make Cailin Russo here my Twitter girlfriend yet, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to stop trying. I can be very persistent when I put my mind to something, as long as that something involves flirting with a hot nobody over the Internet. So here’s some more photoshoot goodness from my latest dream girl, including one of her licking a basketball. I call next.
I’m not sure what I’m doing wrong here, but for some reason, it’s been a few months since I first saw Cailin Russo and she still hasn’t become the future ex-Mrs. Tuna yet, or even my Twitter girlfriend. I know, I don’t get it either. I thought I made it pretty clear that we belong together. Maybe she doesn’t believe in love at first sight. But trust me, I felt a whole lot of love for Cailin in my pants region the minute I first saw her pictures. What can I say? I guess I’m just a hopeless romantic.
Listen up readers, because I think we need to have a little talk. Now I don’t ask for much from you guys, but last time I posted pictures of hottie Cailin Russo here, I asked you to help me make her my newest Twitter girlfriend. Well, it’s a few months later and I’m still no closer to wearing her down, no thanks to you lazy perverts. So after you’re done drooling over this latest massive collection of Cailin pictures, do me a kindness and hit Cailin up on Twitter and lie to her about what a great guy I am, and how much I can do for her career. And make it quick. I already told my mom she’d get to meet Cailin months ago.
I know we’ve already had a lot of hot models on the site today, but for my money, Cailin Russo here is the hottest of them all. You guys might not know her, but she got big modeling for American Apparel a while back and if this works, she’s going to become my newest Twitter girlfriend. See, flattery will get you everywhere. Including Cailin’s pants, fingers crossed. So feel free to hit her up on Twitter and put in a good word for me.