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Cailin Russo Is Perfection

November 10th, 2014

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I’m still not sure what I’ve been doing wrong here, but no matter how many posts I write declaring my love for Cailin Russo, I can’t seem to make her my next ex-wife, or even just my latest Internet girlfriend. I think maybe it’s time to try playing hard to get. So here’s Cailin’s latest crazy-hot just OK photoshoot and it totally does doesn’t turn my entire pants region to mush and make me want to propose to her via Twitter once a day. How’s that for reverse psychology?

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Cailin Russo Is My Dream Girl

May 15th, 2014

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I may not have been able to make Cailin Russo here my Twitter girlfriend yet, but that doesn’t mean I’m going to stop trying. I can be very persistent when I put my mind to something, as long as that something involves flirting with a hot nobody over the Internet. So here’s some more photoshoot goodness from my latest dream girl, including one of her licking a basketball. I call next.

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Cailin Russo Because I Love Her

November 21st, 2013

Cailin Russo

I’m not sure what I’m doing wrong here, but for some reason, it’s been a few months since I first saw Cailin Russo and she still hasn’t become the future ex-Mrs. Tuna yet, or even my Twitter girlfriend. I know, I don’t get it either. I thought I made it pretty clear that we belong together. Maybe she doesn’t believe in love at first sight. But trust me, I felt a whole lot of love for Cailin in my pants region the minute I first saw her pictures. What can I say? I guess I’m just a hopeless romantic.

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Cailin Russo And I Belong Together!

October 7th, 2013

Cailin Russo

Listen up readers, because I think we need to have a little talk. Now I don’t ask for much from you guys, but last time I posted pictures of hottie Cailin Russo here, I asked you to help me make her my newest Twitter girlfriend. Well, it’s a few months later and I’m still no closer to wearing her down, no thanks to you lazy perverts. So after you’re done drooling over this latest massive collection of Cailin pictures, do me a kindness and hit Cailin up on Twitter and lie to her about what a great guy I am, and how much I can do for her career. And make it quick. I already told my mom she’d get to meet Cailin months ago.

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Cailin Russo Is The Hottest Thing You’ll See All Day

July 24th, 2013

Cailin Russo

I know we’ve already had a lot of hot models on the site today, but for my money, Cailin Russo here is the hottest of them all. You guys might not know her, but she got big modeling for American Apparel a while back and if this works, she’s going to become my newest Twitter girlfriend. See, flattery will get you everywhere. Including Cailin’s pants, fingers crossed. So feel free to hit her up on Twitter and put in a good word for me.

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