In case you needed any more proof that foreign magazines do it better, here’s Candice Swanepoel getting fully naked for the latest issue of Vogue Spain. And since I’m guessing none of you perverts out there currently have a subscription to a Spanish fashion mag, not to worry, I’ve got all the highlights for you below. You’re welcome.
Because the only thing better than one leggy supermodel is three of them, here’s Karlie Kloss, Candice Swanepoel and Emily Ratajkowski at some Marvel/Garage Magazine party in New York. I’m not entirely sure what comic books and hot models have to do with one another, but I do wish at least one of these hotties had decided to play to the theme and showed up in skintight spandex instead of these boring outfits.
I know it’s still the dead of winter and all, but here’s something guaranteed to melt your popsicle, even if you’re currently stationed at the North Pole. It’s Candice Swanepoel‘s latest set of lingerie and bikini pictures for Victoria’s Secret, and I don’t know about you guys, but temperatures are rising pretty quickly over here. I might have to turn on the AC or hop in a cold shower just to cool down.
I can’t remember the last time I did a post on Candice Swanepoel, and considering she’s hands down one of the hottest women in the world, that’s just inexcusable. So I decided to take matters into my own hands and go creep through her Instagram, and then I came across this great Victoria’s Secret booty shot. Don’t worry, you can thank me once you regain the ability to form complete sentences again. No rush.
I’m 99% sure there isn’t a better combination of words in the English language than the phrase “Candice Swanepoel nude.” And you’ll have to take my word for it, because I’m a professional writer, remember? Stop laughing, that wasn’t supposed to be a punchline… Anyway, here’s Candice’s killer photoshoot for My Town Magazine, and however you want to say it, it just doesn’t get much better than this. Enjoy.
I don’t normally get these “fashion photoshoots” — they’re always a little too artsy for me. But I’m really digging Candice Swanepoel‘s latest shoot for Lui Magazine. Just make sure you look at these pictures somewhere air-conditioned, because that ice cream isn’t the only thing she’s melting. …I’m talking about my pants region, just to be clear. Ow!
I didn’t realize it was my birthday already, but that’s the only explanation I can think of for why we’ve got brand-new lingerie pictures from a bunch of my favorite hotties today: Miranda Kerr, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Lily Donaldson, Candice Swanepoel, Kate Upton, and Anja Rubik… And okay, so according to my sources, these are actually for V Magazine‘s upcoming issue, but if you’re looking for what to get me this year, now you know.
I’ve always said that Candice Swanepoel is so smoking hot, she could wear just about anything and make it look good. And after this seriously sexy leg show that Candice put on in a pair of baggy overalls in New York, I’m even more convinced. Although for a real challenge, next let’s see Candice in something no model has ever been in before: yours truly’s favorite Star Wars sheets.
Here’s one of my all-time favorite models Candice Swanepoel out in New York, and going by her all-spandex outfit here, I’m gonna assume she’s heading to the gym. (That kind of expert analysis is why they pay me the big bucks.) But considering how good Candice looks in workout gear, I don’t get why there aren’t paps stationed inside her gym 24/7. Hell, I’d offer to do it myself, but I’m pretty sure I’m deathly allergic to exercise equipment.
I feel like we’ve been obsessing over so many different model booties lately that we’ve forgotten all about Candice Swanepoel. But after this ballet-themed shoot from the Victoria’s Secret hottie, there should be no doubt that she’s still hands-down the best supermodel booty in the business. And you know, I’ve never really been a ballet fan, but I think I’m finally starting to understand the appeal. Yow.
I don’t know about you guys, but it’s finally starting to warm up near me. And no, that’s not just because I found this killer new Candice Swanepoel photoshoot. Although I’m not gonna lie, it probably doesn’t hurt. In fact, I bet I could probably heat this entire basement with the pants fire I’ve got going on right now. So there you go, I think I just solved the energy crisis by finding our latest renewable energy source: Candice Swanepoel topless pictures. …So, when should I be expecting that Nobel Prize?
I’m not sure if I’m buying Candice Swanepoel calling herself an “athlete” because she models, but hey, whatever gets us more pictures of the hottie at the beach works for me. So let’s all just go with it and enjoy this spread Candice did for the last issue of Self Magazine. And you know, I’m pretty sure I burned a day’s worth of calories just looking at these pictures. Hey, does that make me an athlete too?
Here’s Victoria’s Secret Angels Candice Swanepoel and Lily Aldridge giving me one hell of a Valentine’s Day fantasy at the Victoria’s Secret store in New York City. I’ll still never understand why Victoria’s Secret doesn’t get their models in lingerie for these promotional photo ops, but I guess they just didn’t want to give any husbands or boyfriends unrealistic expectations about buying this stuff for their ladies for Valentine’s Day. If you ask me though, their lingerie should come with a Surgeon General’s warning: “Results not typical.” They’re called fantasies for a reason.
Just because I haven’t done a post on Candice Swanepoel in a few weeks doesn’t mean I’ve forgotten about her. Because as far as I’m concerned, she’s still one of my all-time favorite Victoria’s Secret models and hands-down one of the hottest women on the planet. And this latest shoot of hers just confirms it. Although now I want to know where I can get this shirt. Because I think it’d look seriously great in my bedroom. …Candice comes with it, right?