I know music videos aren’t as big of a deal as they used to be, but they might as well just stop making them entirely from now, because Taylor Swift just made the greatest one of all-time with “Bad Blood.” It’s got cameos from a whole bunch of hotties like Lily Aldridge, Zendaya, Hayley Williams, Gigi Hadid, Karlie Kloss, Jessica Alba, Martha Hunt, Ellen Pompeo, Cara Delevingne, Cindy Crawford, and Selena Gomez. And I’m going to have to watch it a few hundred more times just to make sure I didn’t miss anyone.
Don’t get me wrong, I think Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne make a great pair, and I’d be more than happy to invite them both over to my mom’s place for a sleepover. But I don’t really get the whole model thing with these two. Sure, they’re both hot in a sense, but they’re not exactly supermodels. I guess it’s easy to become models when your parents are uber-rich. I mean, I wish mine could’ve bought me whatever I wanted. Starting with a night with these two…
Here’s Cara Delevingne at the Burberry Prorsum AW 2015 Fashion Show in London and I think this might be the best I’ve seen her look in a long time. I mean, I know I’ve said in the past that I don’t get how Cara’s a Victoria’s Secret model, but don’t get me wrong, I definitely wouldn’t mind climbing those long legs of hers. Although I’d probably need to bring an oxygen mask or something, because right now, I’m getting winded just from looking at them. Phew.
Apparently the British Fashion Awards were held in London last night, and even though I’m a noted expert in the field (at least when it comes to busty Brits in lingerie), I wasn’t invited. And I’m guessing the same goes for the rest of you perverts. But not to worry, because I’ve got the major highlights for you this morning. No, not who won. Nobody cares about that. I mean, Cara Delevingne and Kendall Jenner showing off their cute cleavage on the way out. Now that’s award-worthy.
Today’s extra catch consists of Amy Childs, Cindy Crawford, Lena Gercke, Julie Bowen, Kristen Kenney, Liz Fuller, Stephanie Nala, Michelle Heaton, Denise Richards, Claudia Traisac, oselyn Sanchez, Lily Collins, Anna Passey, Jennifer Garner, Cara Delevingne, Rachel McAdams, Jenna Marbles, Emmy Rossum, Sofia Vergara, Rooney Mara, Dorothy Wang, Iggy Azalea.
Today’s extra catch consists of Danica McKellar, Emma Slater, Lolo Jones, Peta Murgatroyd,Amy Purdy, Karina Smirnoff, Kate Moss, Melissa Rauch, Amy Landecker, Mena Suvari, Daisy Lowe, Kerry Washington, Jane Levy, Jane Fonda, Katherine McNamara, Kristen Bell, Abigail Spencer, Tina Fey, Izabel Goulart, Lindsay Lohan, Sienna Miller, Cara Delevingne,Michelle Hunziker, Jessica Alba, Becky G, Sharna Burgess, Sadie Robertson, Lindsay Arnold.
Today’s extra catch consists of Gigi Hadid, Una Healy, Chloe Grace Moretz, Eva Longoria, Katie Cassidy, Jillian Barberie Reynolds, Paris Berelec, Ashley Judd, Paris Hilton, Nicky Hilton, Lily Aldridge, Nina Dobrev, Fearne Cotton, Anna Kendrick, Jennifer Morrison, Simona Tabasco, Jennifer Garner, Cara Delevingne, Kate Beckinsale, Megan Fox, Lea Michele, Courney Love, Petra Nemcova, Sami Gayle,Hofit Golan, Julia Restoin Roitfeld, Kendall Jenner.
I do my best not to follow celebrity gossip, unless it involves hotties in bikinis, and luckily, this story qualifies. Because apparently now that she broke up with Michelle Rodriguez, Cara Delevingne has been hanging out with Selena Gomez at the beach a lot recently. And while I still think Cara’s kind of overrated as far as Victoria’s Secret models go, I definitely think she could be a very, very good bad influence on Selena. Fingers crossed.
Today’s extra catch consists of Gina-Lisa Lohfink, Sarah Harding, Amy Beth Hayes, Noelle Reno, Lilah Parsons, Amy Poehler, Jennifer Lopez, Yarel Ramos, Katie Lee, Sharon Stone,Miranda Cosgrove, Rosario Dawson, Chelsee Healey, Rose Mcgowan, Cara Delevingne, Emma Miller, Jessica Biel, Hilary Duff, Eliza Doolittle, Noelle Reno, Vanessa Paradis, Sarah Drew, Maitland Ward, Cheryl Hines, Abigail Breslin,Cassidy Wolf.
I hope Michelle Rodriguez isn’t the jealous type, because here’s her girlfriend Cara Delevingne hanging out with Rihanna in a shopping cart during Paris Fashion Week for some reason. I’ve never been a big fan of Cara, I don’t really get what makes her Victoria’s Secret material, especially since I post no-name models who are 20 times as hot as she is pretty much every day. That said, I do love Rihanna, so yeah, maybe I’m just jealous. Because clearly it should be me in there fooling around with that perfect booty. I’m telling you guys, life just isn’t fair.
I don’t know what they were serving at the Elle Style Awards last night, but here’s Cara Delevingne looking like a total mess. How this chick is a model is beyond me, but after looking at her here, I think her career will be done in less than a year. That is, unless she wants to come attend my model rehab camp, which basically consists of me teaching Cara how to post bikini selfies. And I personally guarantee positive results — well, for me at least.
Today’s extra catch consists of Laura Vandervoort, Patsy Kensit, Rebecca Mir, Stacey Bendet, Holland Roden, Paris Hilton, Jessica Hart, Zendaya Coleman, Jamie Chung, Anna Kendrick, Lydia Hearst, Lydia Hearst, Olivia Munn, Danielle Vasinova, Abbie Cornish, Charlotte Ross, Aimee Garcia, Jane Park Smith, Cara Delevingne, Eva Hassmann, Amy Adams, Katerina Van Derham, Amy Markham, Amber Soleil, Ashley Kirk
I’ve seen a few weird photoshoots from British hottie Cara Delevingne in the past, including one where she wore a football helmet in Times Square. But I think this one might be her weirdest yet. I mean, who actually uses pay phones anymore? Anyway, once you get past that, Cara’s putting on one hell of a leg show here, and that kind of hotness never gets outdated, so enjoy.
Here’s Cara Delevingne back in a bikini again, and yeah, I still don’t get it. I mean, don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t mind helping her put on suntan lotion, but I don’t see what makes Cara a Victoria’s Secret model. Or why the paps would keep following her around at the beach. I don’t even think you could take her out motorboating. Anyway, I know not everybody shares the same high standards as a blogger
who lives in his mom’s basement who makes shrewd real estate investments, so feel free to enjoy.