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Cara Delevingne Has No Panties

October 4th, 2017

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I’ve never been the biggest fan of Cara Delevingne, and now she went and cut off all her hair for some reason, making her look even more like a dude. But apparently me and Cara have more in common than I realized. We’ve both got the same taste in women, and we both hate wearing pants. So at least she’s got a few good qualities.

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Cara Delevingne Is An “Actress”

July 17th, 2017

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I guess Cara Delevingne is still pretending to be an actress these days, because according to my sources, she’s got some new sci-fi nerd movie coming out this week. And I guess that’s probably why British GQ decided to get her to dress up like some kind of sexy robot for their August issue. And you know, if this whole acting thing doesn’t work out, I think Cara’s got a possible second career here as an emotionless, topless robot. I think she found her true calling.


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Cara Delevingne’s Sideboob For Puma

April 12th, 2017

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OK, so I know this probably isn’t what you were expecting when you heard I had new pictures of Cara Delevingne playing with her kitty. But come on, this is a family site, and Cara’s modeling for Puma, not your perverted fantasies. That said, we still got a little sideboob out of it so at least this photoshoot wasn’t a total wash. Enjoy.

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Instagram Model Cara Delevingne Does PUMA

September 22nd, 2016

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I don’t really get what people see in Cara Delevingne. I mean, sure, she’s got a good body, but you could say the same thing about every single Instagram wannabe out there. And they don’t get major modeling contracts. Anyway, here’s Cara modeling workout gear for Puma and I don’t know, maybe I just like Cara better when she’s modeling in fewer layers.

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Margot Robbie Parties With Instagram Model Cara Delevingne

August 5th, 2016

Here’s a little something to get your overactive imaginations going: Margot Robbie and her co-star Cara Delevingne partying it up in matching track suits after the Suicide Squad London premiere afterparty. And here’s hoping we’re witnessing the start of a very beautiful “friendship” and these two are heading back for their own private afterparty in Margot’s hotel room. That’s how it’s going down in my head, at least.

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Cara Delevingne Nude For Esquire

August 4th, 2016

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As you guys probably know, I’ve never exactly been a big fan of Cara Delevingne. I think she’s pretty overrated as far as models go. That said, I am a fan of these “classy” black-and-white naked photoshoots like the ones she did for Esquire‘s September issue. Hmm. I don’t know if I’ve ever felt this conflicted before. That’s one of those emotions you can feel in your pants region, right?

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Cara Delevingne Is A “Model”

August 2nd, 2016

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So according to my sources, world-famous “model” Cara Delevingne is apparently an “actress” now too, and here she is at the world premiere of her new movie Suicide Squad showing off her considerable talents (AKA some decent cleavage). And if Cara’s even half as good at acting as she is at modeling… then this movie’s in big trouble, because that’s not saying much. Oh well. Good luck!

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Cara Delevingne Gets Naked!

June 22nd, 2016

Cara Delevingne isn’t exactly my favorite professional model out there, but in case you haven’t noticed, I’ve kind of got a thing for hotties going topless, so I’m willing to make an exception for Cara’s latest photoshoot. In fact, I think this just might be the best I’ve ever seen her look. Hmm, I wonder why.

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Cara Delevingne’s Awful Dog Walking Outfit

January 28th, 2016

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I know Cara Delevingne is a professional “model” and all, but this has got to be the weirdest outfit I’ve ever seen anyone walk a dog in before. And this is coming from a guy who walks his in week-old pizza-stained sweatpants… That said, I can almost get a good look at Cara’s cute little puppies under there so I guess it’s not all bad.

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Kendall Jenner, Gigi Hadid And Cara Delevingne Have Ruined Modelling!

October 26th, 2015

Look, I love hot nobodies and wannabes as much as the next blogger. It’s what half my business model is based on. But if you ask me, fake “models” like Kendall Jenner, Gigi Hadid and Cara Delevingne are what’s ruining the modelling business these days. Because if girls with rich parents can become models, or with big Instagrams, or who are totally average-looking (ahem, Cara), then I’m sorry, but it’s over… Anyone can be a “model” these days. There are no more supermodels. And that doesn’t just harm the modelling business, it hurts perverts everywhere too.

On another note, Kendall is sporting some meaty camel toe!

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Models At The 2015 MTV Video Music Awards

August 31st, 2015

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Here’s Lily Aldridge, Karlie Kloss, Martha Hunt, Cara Delevingne, Stella Maxwell, Emily Ratajkowski and Gigi Hadid at the 2015 MTV Video Music Awards. I know Gigi and Cara are pretty much socialite Instagram models, but I’m too lazy to do another post simply on Instagram stars who attended, so I figured I’d just lump them in. I’m sure if they’re reading this, they’d be happy.

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Cara Delevingne With Her Hottie Friend Halston Sage

July 23rd, 2015

So you all know that I try not to follow any of that “celebrity gossip” crap, mostly because it’s a waste of my time that could be better put to use drooling over more busty nobodies in bikinis. Or taking a nap. But according to my sources, Cara Delevingne broke up with her girlfriend St. Vincent recently, which makes these pictures of her getting cosy with hottie Halston Sage at the Paper Towns premiere even more exciting than our typical lesbian fantasy. Mostly because unlike all the others, there’s actually a 10% chance this one could come true. Fingers crossed.

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Instagram Models And Socialites Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne Do Taylor Swift

June 30th, 2015

OK, so I’m guessing this probably isn’t what you perverts were hoping for when you saw that headline, but until New York approves my landmark law suit to let me install cameras in Taylor Swift‘s bedroom, this is all we’re getting for now: my favorite socialite models/BFFs Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne at the Taylor Swift concert. Although I thought us bloggers were the only one allowed to go out in public in pajamas. Guess not. Unless Cara’s planning a career change.

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