Cara Delevingne isn’t exactly my favorite professional model out there, but in case you haven’t noticed, I’ve kind of got a thing for hotties going topless, so I’m willing to make an exception for Cara’s latest photoshoot. In fact, I think this just might be the best I’ve ever seen her look. Hmm, I wonder why.
I know Cara Delevingne is a professional “model” and all, but this has got to be the weirdest outfit I’ve ever seen anyone walk a dog in before. And this is coming from a guy who walks his in week-old pizza-stained sweatpants… That said, I can almost get a good look at Cara’s cute little puppies under there so I guess it’s not all bad.
Look, I love hot nobodies and wannabes as much as the next blogger. It’s what half my business model is based on. But if you ask me, fake “models” like Kendall Jenner, Gigi Hadid and Cara Delevingne are what’s ruining the modelling business these days. Because if girls with rich parents can become models, or with big Instagrams, or who are totally average-looking (ahem, Cara), then I’m sorry, but it’s over… Anyone can be a “model” these days. There are no more supermodels. And that doesn’t just harm the modelling business, it hurts perverts everywhere too.
On another note, Kendall is sporting some meaty camel toe!
Here’s Lily Aldridge, Karlie Kloss, Martha Hunt, Cara Delevingne, Stella Maxwell, Emily Ratajkowski and Gigi Hadid at the 2015 MTV Video Music Awards. I know Gigi and Cara are pretty much socialite Instagram models, but I’m too lazy to do another post simply on Instagram stars who attended, so I figured I’d just lump them in. I’m sure if they’re reading this, they’d be happy.
So you all know that I try not to follow any of that “celebrity gossip” crap, mostly because it’s a waste of my time that could be better put to use drooling over more busty nobodies in bikinis. Or taking a nap. But according to my sources, Cara Delevingne broke up with her girlfriend St. Vincent recently, which makes these pictures of her getting cosy with hottie Halston Sage at the Paper Towns premiere even more exciting than our typical lesbian fantasy. Mostly because unlike all the others, there’s actually a 10% chance this one could come true. Fingers crossed.
OK, so I’m guessing this probably isn’t what you perverts were hoping for when you saw that headline, but until New York approves my landmark law suit to let me install cameras in Taylor Swift‘s bedroom, this is all we’re getting for now: my favorite socialite models/BFFs Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne at the Taylor Swift concert. Although I thought us bloggers were the only one allowed to go out in public in pajamas. Guess not. Unless Cara’s planning a career change.
I know music videos aren’t as big of a deal as they used to be, but they might as well just stop making them entirely from now, because Taylor Swift just made the greatest one of all-time with “Bad Blood.” It’s got cameos from a whole bunch of hotties like Lily Aldridge, Zendaya, Hayley Williams, Gigi Hadid, Karlie Kloss, Jessica Alba, Martha Hunt, Ellen Pompeo, Cara Delevingne, Cindy Crawford, and Selena Gomez. And I’m going to have to watch it a few hundred more times just to make sure I didn’t miss anyone.
Don’t get me wrong, I think Kendall Jenner and Cara Delevingne make a great pair, and I’d be more than happy to invite them both over to my mom’s place for a sleepover. But I don’t really get the whole model thing with these two. Sure, they’re both hot in a sense, but they’re not exactly supermodels. I guess it’s easy to become models when your parents are uber-rich. I mean, I wish mine could’ve bought me whatever I wanted. Starting with a night with these two…
Here’s Cara Delevingne at the Burberry Prorsum AW 2015 Fashion Show in London and I think this might be the best I’ve seen her look in a long time. I mean, I know I’ve said in the past that I don’t get how Cara’s a Victoria’s Secret model, but don’t get me wrong, I definitely wouldn’t mind climbing those long legs of hers. Although I’d probably need to bring an oxygen mask or something, because right now, I’m getting winded just from looking at them. Phew.
Apparently the British Fashion Awards were held in London last night, and even though I’m a noted expert in the field (at least when it comes to busty Brits in lingerie), I wasn’t invited. And I’m guessing the same goes for the rest of you perverts. But not to worry, because I’ve got the major highlights for you this morning. No, not who won. Nobody cares about that. I mean, Cara Delevingne and Kendall Jenner showing off their cute cleavage on the way out. Now that’s award-worthy.
Today’s extra catch consists of Amy Childs, Cindy Crawford, Lena Gercke, Julie Bowen, Kristen Kenney, Liz Fuller, Stephanie Nala, Michelle Heaton, Denise Richards, Claudia Traisac, oselyn Sanchez, Lily Collins, Anna Passey, Jennifer Garner, Cara Delevingne, Rachel McAdams, Jenna Marbles, Emmy Rossum, Sofia Vergara, Rooney Mara, Dorothy Wang, Iggy Azalea.
Today’s extra catch consists of Danica McKellar, Emma Slater, Lolo Jones, Peta Murgatroyd,Amy Purdy, Karina Smirnoff, Kate Moss, Melissa Rauch, Amy Landecker, Mena Suvari, Daisy Lowe, Kerry Washington, Jane Levy, Jane Fonda, Katherine McNamara, Kristen Bell, Abigail Spencer, Tina Fey, Izabel Goulart, Lindsay Lohan, Sienna Miller, Cara Delevingne,Michelle Hunziker, Jessica Alba, Becky G, Sharna Burgess, Sadie Robertson, Lindsay Arnold.
Today’s extra catch consists of Gigi Hadid, Una Healy, Chloe Grace Moretz, Eva Longoria, Katie Cassidy, Jillian Barberie Reynolds, Paris Berelec, Ashley Judd, Paris Hilton, Nicky Hilton, Lily Aldridge, Nina Dobrev, Fearne Cotton, Anna Kendrick, Jennifer Morrison, Simona Tabasco, Jennifer Garner, Cara Delevingne, Kate Beckinsale, Megan Fox, Lea Michele, Courney Love, Petra Nemcova, Sami Gayle,Hofit Golan, Julia Restoin Roitfeld, Kendall Jenner.
I do my best not to follow celebrity gossip, unless it involves hotties in bikinis, and luckily, this story qualifies. Because apparently now that she broke up with Michelle Rodriguez, Cara Delevingne has been hanging out with Selena Gomez at the beach a lot recently. And while I still think Cara’s kind of overrated as far as Victoria’s Secret models go, I definitely think she could be a very, very good bad influence on Selena. Fingers crossed.