As you can see, Carla Ossa here is one seriously hot lingerie model, but if the Colombian hottie really wants to take her career to the next level and become a future ex-wife of yours truly, she’s going to need to hit a few more boxes on my personal checklist. First, she has to keep doing more sexy lingerie shoots like this, then I’m going to need to ask her a few questions about kids, religion, divorce, politics, and where she sees herself in 5 years, and then finally, she has to meet my mom. Actually, I’m just kidding. All it takes is the lingerie pictures thing. So get to work, Carla, and we can have this whole thing settled by the end of the month.
For those of you who didn’t know, in addition to being a smoking hot Colombian lingerie model, Carla Ossa is also a candidate to become a future ex-Mrs. Tuna someday. Now I’m not exactly sure what the criteria are to nab that prestigious title, but I do know that looking amazing in lingerie is one of them. So Carla’s off to a great start with this set of lingerie goodness, but if she wants to get serious about this, the next step involves a few personalized selfies. Then if that goes well, we can talk about alimony. I like to move fast.
I don’t know how you’re spending your Memorial Day today, but I do know one thing: if you’re not looking at these Carla Ossa lingerie pictures, you’re doing it wrong. Forget the parades, forget the backyard BBQs, there’s no better way to celebrate today than by staying inside and drooling over tons of pictures of a smoking hot Colombian model in lingerie. So go ahead and let those burgers burn. You’ve got 98 more lingerie pictures to look at. And if anyone complains, just tell them it’s your civic duty.
Because I love no-name lingerie models as much as the next guy, here’s Colombian model Carla Ossa doing a shoot for Bon Prix Lingerie. I haven’t heard much about Carla before, but with a body this nice, I hope we start seeing a lot more of her in the future. I think she’s got what it takes to become an ex-Mrs. Tuna one day. I guess we’ll see.