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Carmen Ortega’s Juicy New Photoshoot

March 6th, 2014

Here’s one for all you booty lovers out there: Carmen Ortega made the cover of some magazine I’ve never heard of before called Always Therro, and I’ve got the pictures for you in case you missed it on newsstands. I’m always worried that one of these days Carmen is going to take exception to all the times I’ve called her body juicy or meaty in the past, although in my defense, I mean it as a compliment. Don’t women love it when you tell them they’re stacked in the front meat department? That’s not a rhetorical question. I’m, uh, asking for a friend.

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Carmen Ortega’s Sexy Meaty Swimsuit Pictures

October 14th, 2013

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Here’s big booty model Carmen Ortega showing off her sweet meaty body in one seriously busty swimsuit shoot. I’m guessing that Carmen probably doesn’t like it when I call her meaty, but there’s just no other way to describe a girl with this much going on in the front and the back. Besides, I mean it in a nice way. As in, that Grade-A booty looks so juicy I just want to take a bite. Or put it against my face after getting a black eye from Carmen after calling her meaty one too many times. Either works.

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Carmen Ortega’s Busty Bikini Picture Goodness

July 26th, 2013

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You know, every time I’ve written about Carmen Ortega in the past, I’ve focused so much on that juicy booty of hers that I never really stopped to appreciate how awesome the rest of her is too. Well, that all changes with these latest bikini pictures. I’m going to make sure I appreciate Carmen’s entire bikini body today. Maybe even two or three times if the Little Tuna’s up for it.

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Carmen Ortega’s Busty Sexy Photoshoot

May 29th, 2013

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Once again, we have Carmen Ortega and her sweet meaty body back on the site. Unfortunately, the photographer didn’t take any shots of her juicy booty, but luckily Carmen is the whole package and her booty isn’t the only thing that is juicy. Carmen is so much woman, I wouldn’t know what to do with her. I’d probably just run away scared. Hey, I’m a blogger, not Don Juan. I know my limitations.

         
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Carmen Ortega’s Big Booty Bikini Pictures

May 20th, 2013

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Here’s a post for you big booty lovers. I don’t know who Carmen Ortega is, but I’d think a girl with a booty like that would definitely need to use Talcum powder when walking around in the summer heat. And since I wouldn’t want those cheeks to cause too much friction and get chafed, I’d be more than willing to be her personal talc application assistant for when she has photoshoots, jogs or Twerks. And guess what? I work for free. So Carmen hit me up.

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Carmen Ortega’s Big Booty Bikini Pictures

May 10th, 2013

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Because I’m constantly searching for new bikini hotties for myself you guys, here’s Carmen Ortega showing off a serious booty at the beach. That thing means business. I’ve never heard of Carmen before, but according to her website, she’s a model, singer and “entrepreneur,” which I thought was code for “porn star,” but apparently I was wrong in this case. Anyway, I don’t know about you guys, but a girl with that much booty and meat would make me turn vegetarian.

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