The good news is that Chanelle Hayes is skinny again. But the even better news is that she’s also back to doing ridiculously hot lingerie photoshoots for Zoo Magazine again. And if you ask me, this might be one of Chanelle’s best yet. Of course, I’ll have to go back through the archives to double-check, which means I’ll have to cancel that very important nap I had planned for this afternoon. I keep telling you guys, it’s not easy being a blogger.
I know most of you don’t spend half as much time as I do staying up to date on all the busty British nobodies out there (it’s not just a job, it’s a passion), so you might have forgotten that Chanelle Hayes got skinny recently. Well, consider these bikini pictures your latest reminder, because here’s Chanelle showing off all that hard work at the pool and looking even better than I remembered. So congrats Chanelle, and if you want to show off that new bikini body of yours even more in the future, I’m always happy to help out. My new phone takes pretty great pictures.
I barely recognized Chanelle Hayes in these pictures, and not just because I have a hard time keeping track of all the busty British nobodies out there. She got skinny! See, here she is posing in a bikini next to a cutout of her old chubby self, and congrats to Chanelle for losing all that weight, because she’s definitely looking much healthier these days. That said, I know I’ve posted a lot of weird lesbian fantasies on this site, but sorry guys, this one is too much even for me. Still for any of you perverts out there who this is working for, enjoy, you weirdos.
Yikes. I’ve always enjoyed seeing new bikini pictures of busty British nobody/lingerie model Chanelle Hayes in the past, so these are a pretty big shock to the system. What the heck happened? I mean, those funbags of hers are still massive, but now so is the rest of Chanelle too. Regardless, I hope she starts turning this around soon, because right now this definitely isn’t healthy. For her or the Little Tuna.
If you like busty British chicks half as much as I do, you’re gonna enjoy this. Because I’ve got a bunch more pictures from Chanelle Hayes‘ busty lingerie shoot for Nuts for you guys today. Sure, I still have no clue why Chanelle is famous, but I’m gonna assume it’s from reality TV, since it’s England and I’m pretty sure TV there is nothing but 24/7 coverage of hot nobodies with massive funbags. In related news, I’m moving to England.
Chanelle Hayes is one of those busty British nobodies that I always see in great lingerie shoots like this one from Nuts, but I can never seem to remember why she’s famous. Then again, after staring at a set of funbags this massive, I have trouble remembering a lot of stuff: my PIN number, where I left my keys, how to form coherent sentences. We’re lucky this post wasn’t just the word “boobs” repeated fifty times, though somehow I doubt any of you would’ve noticed long enough to care or complain.
I know I’ve been saying that I hate fall, but that was before I remembered that besides colder weather and covered-up hotties, it also means that we’re about to get a whole bunch of busty calendar pictures for 2014, like these ones from British hottie Chanelle Hayes. I don’t know anyone who actually buys these things, besides mechanics and teenagers, but I always look forward to this time of year because of them. If only I had a calendar to mark it on. Oh well.
In today’s Busty British Chicks News, this just in: Chanelle Hayes is still ridiculously hot. Here she is showing off those world-class funbags of hers in Nuts, and proving that I need to take a trip to England stat. With the sheer amount of hot nobodies over there, the numbers are in my favor. I’ve got my own site and straight teeth. That may not be good enough for Kelly Brook, but it should at least give me a shot with Chanelle and the rest of the B team.