Here’s one for all you sci-fi nerds out there: Charlotte McKinney pretending to be a real model with a campy outer space-themed photoshoot. But luckily, even if you’re not into UFOs or retro space helmets or ancient computers, there’s still something here guaranteed to get the rest of you shooting off your blasters: Charlotte’s massive funbags. You don’t have to be a nerd to appreciate that.
I know I’ve liked to rag on Charlotte McKinney in the past for being basically a Hooters Girl who got lucky, but it’s a new year, and I’m a new Tuna. So this time, I’m just going to celebrate how amazing Charlotte and her bikini body looks, instead of pointing out how average the rest of her is. Ah crap. I already blew my New Year’s resolution, didn’t I?
I’ve never really understood why you perverts love Charlotte McKinney so much. As far as I can tell, she’s just another busty blonde with an average face and above-average funbags, and you can find tons of those on Instagram if you just
spend all day/night creeping for new hotties look. But I will admit that I’ve always liked at least one thing about Charlotte: her cleavage selfies. So here’s a few new ones. Enjoy.
I know some of you out there take offense when I call Charlotte McKinney a Hooters girl who lucked into a job as a professional model, and I get it. Charlotte’s got an A-plus set of funbags, and how much more do you really need, right? An above-average face? Actual modeling talent? She’s been getting along just fine without those so far.
I know most of you will probably look at these new bikini updates from Charlotte McKinney and just assume that everyone’s current favorite busty nobody is on vacation or something. After all, she’s taking selfies on a yacht in a bikini, right? Wrong. This is Charlotte hard at work. How else do you think she could afford to take a luxury beach trip on a professional Instagrammer salary? Those boat rentals ain’t cheap. Which means she’s either with some rich sugar daddy or some bikini company’s footing the bill. Either way, I say it’s clearly worth every penny. So enjoy.
I know you guys love Charlotte McKinney for some reason. Or more likely, for two very, very big reasons. And I don’t really get it, since there’s hundreds of girls just like her out there. Trust me, I spend a lot of time on Instagram. But anyway, here she is posing fully naked and taking a shower for the cameras. And OK, I guess maybe I’m starting to see the appeal. In fact, I think I might need to go take a cold shower myself. Ow.
I still can’t figure out when exactly Charlotte McKinney went from busty Instagram nobody to a legitimate supermodel, but then again, there’s a lot about the fashion business that I don’t really understand these days. And at least Charlotte here has got talent (and by talent, I mean a gigantic set of funbags). Anyway, here she is strutting down a runway in a bikini, just like a real model. And that talent of hers looks great.
Here’s everyone’s favorite busty nobody Charlotte McKinney running around the beach and giving herself a wedgie for the cameras for some new photoshoot. Because she’s totally a legit swimsuit model and not just some Hooters waitress who lucked into a modeling contract. Anyway, I recommend watching the video below too. It’s only about a minute long, but I find 30-45 seconds is more than enough. Enjoy.
I guess Charlotte McKinney must’ve seen me call her Instagram game boring AF last time, because it looks like she made a little effort to spice it up since then. So let’s see what we’ve got: Charlotte making a hottie sandwich in a bikini, and showing off her booty, legs and sexy stomach. We’re not quite at five-alarm pants fire status yet, but at least this is definitely back on the right track. Good work.
I may not be good at a lot of things (OK, most things), but you guys know that I’m kind of an expert when it comes to Instagram. Or at least, when it comes to judging hottie’s profiles, anyway. And after spending a lot of time these past few weeks carefully
creeping “studying” Charlotte McKinney‘s profile, I’ve come to a conclusion: her pictures are super boring for a hottie this busty. Sad!
I don’t know much French, but I’m pretty sure the cover of this French mens’ mag is calling Charlotte McKinney “the new Pamela Anderson.” And if by that they mean busty, blonde, and frequently naked, then sure, I guess. But if they mean “capable of sending a generations’ worth of young boys into an early puberty,” then sorry, but not a chance. Don’t get me wrong, I appreciate the naked photoshoot as much as the next perv, but let’s not say things we can’t take back.
I know sometimes I can be a little mean to Charlotte McKinney, but not this time. I promise. Because this is hands down my favorite way to see the busty blonde get photographed: with her face half hidden and not wearing any clothes. It’s enough to make me think Charlotte’s actually a real supermodel and not just some Hooters waitress who got lucky. …Ah crap. I did it again, didn’t I? Sorry everyone. Just enjoy the pictures. I’ll keep working on it.
Well, it’s not the “accidental” bikini malfunction I was hoping for on Friday, but Charlotte McKinney still delivered some more busty bikini goodness for us over the weekend. And at this rate, I hope she stays in Miami all week. Hell, even all month, if Charlotte’s up for it. I figure me and the Little Tuna can handle it, if she can. I’ll just need to go pick up a new pair of sweatpants and a couple ice packs.