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Chloe Grace Moretz Gives Good Face

September 20th, 2016

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Here’s one of my favorite up-and-coming hotties Chloe Grace Moretz doing a press conference for her new movie Brain On Fire in Toronto. And speaking of fires, I’m getting a total pants fire from checking out Chloe here and all those great faces she’s making. I’m not sure which one is her O face, but I’m still hoping I’ll get to find out one of these days. I bet it’s this one.

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Chloe Grace Moretz’s Booty Needs A Better Wardrobe!

August 2nd, 2016

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As you guys know, I like Chloe Grace Moretz. So I’m rooting for her to make it big in Hollywood (and also, in my sweatpants region). But these meh leggings aren’t going to cut it. Someone needs to explain to Chloe that if she wants to be taken seriously as an up-and-coming actress hottie, she’s going to have to start dressing the part.

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Chloe Grace Moretz’s Toe Action

July 1st, 2016

I know July 4th isn’t until Monday, but here’s something guaranteed to set off some pants fireworks a little early: some serious toe action from Chloe Grace Moretz out in LA. So forget all the bad things I’ve ever said about the paparazzi. As long as they’re working hard to bring us important breaking stories like this, I’m their biggest fan. Enjoy!

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Chloe Grace Moretz In The Ugliest Outfit Ever!

June 23rd, 2016

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Listen, I love Chloe Grace Moretz as much as the next pervert on the Internet, but I’ve got to call ’em like I see ’em, and this outfit she wore to Coach’s annual summer party in New York is pretty much the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen. Luckily, we’re still getting a peek at Chloe’s legs, so at least it’s not a total bust, but I expect a lot more from this up-and-coming A-list hottie. Specifically, the region between her shoulders and her stomach. Oh well. Better luck next time, I guess.

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Chloe Grace Moretz Has Some Toe Action

June 8th, 2016

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I don’t know what’s wrong with this valet or why he’s making that weird face. If that was me, and I had an up close and personal look at Chloe Grace Moretz‘s booty in leggings like this, I’d be grinning ear to ear. But maybe he’s just hoping she’ll turn around again so he can get another peek at Chloe’s camel toe action. In which case, I totally get it. I make that same face whenever my pants fire goes from zero to out of control too. In fact, I’m probably making it right now.

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Chloe Grace Moretz Two Fists

June 7th, 2016

Here’s Chloe Grace Moretz double-fisting some coffee in LA, and I’d like to officially apologize if you perverts were expecting to see something else from that headline. But c’mon, this is still a family site, and as far as I know, Chloe doesn’t make “those kinds” of movies. At least, not yet. But believe me, I keep asking her agent just in case her standards drop. Fingers crossed!

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Chloe Grace Moretz’s Booty Assault!

May 18th, 2016

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I keep trying to tell you guys that Chloe Grace Moretz is gonna be the next big thing in Hollywood if she can keep up her recent hot streak. And these pictures definitely count towards it, because Chloe’s gave us a peek at her booty under some of the shortest Daisy Dukes we’ve had on this site in a while. She’s also giving me one more inanimate object to add to the list of weird sh%t I’m jealous of: that lucky SOB of a fire hydrant.

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Chloe Grace Moretz Is See Through

May 17th, 2016

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I’ve been saying for a while now that I think that Chloe Grace Moretz is going to become a big star, and these shots from the LA premiere of her new movie Neighbors 2 just prove it. Because not only does Chloe already know the secret to acting (show as much skin as possible), she clearly also knows the secret to red carpets (show as much skin as possible). And yes, those are the same thing. That’s the whole secret. Now shut up and enjoy.

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Chloe Grace Moretz Works The Streets

May 10th, 2016

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So I was all set to enjoy these shots of Chloe Grace Moretz taking the paps for a walk in New York, but then I just found out she’s apparently dating somebody. And not just anybody, but Victoria Beckham‘s kid. How lucky can one dude get? First, he gets to motorboat my favorite Spice Girl as a baby, and now that he’s all grown up, he gets to date this hottie? Life just isn’t fair sometimes.

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Chloe Grace Moretz Does Complex

March 23rd, 2016

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I’m not entirely convinced that Chloe Grace Moretz is a great actress just yet (watch the video below and try to tell me I’m wrong). But after checking out this photoshoot she did for Complex, I can definitely say she’s got a very promising future as a model. All she needs is a photographer who knows how to bring out the best in her, and by that I mean, her birthday suit. Luckily, my phone takes great pictures. Call me!

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Chloe Grace Moretz Does Sudden Attack

March 18th, 2016

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According to my sources, this latest photoshoot from actress/”model” Chloe Grace Moretz isn’t for any fashion magazine or brand-new denim jumpsuit line. Apparently it’s for Sudden Attack, aka some new first-person shooter video game I’ve never heard of. Now, before you nerds get too excited, just because Chloe’s doing this photoshoot doesn’t mean she actually plays video games. But don’t let that stop you from playing with your joysticks anyway. Enjoy.

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Chloe Grace Moretz Bikini Pictures On Instagram!

February 8th, 2016

Good news: Chloe Grace Moretz finally took that bikini vacation I’ve been hoping for, and even better, there’s pictures to prove it. The bad news is it looks like she went with some other loser, instead of yours truly. I guess she must’ve decided not to invite me because she heard about bloggers being allergic to the sun. But that’s just a vicious rumor. As long as we put on SPF 5,000, we’re just fine.

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Chloe Grace Moretz Does USA Today

February 2nd, 2016

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I don’t know when USA Today got into the modelling business, but according to my sources, that’s where these shots of Chloe Grace Moretz are from, as weird as that sounds. Anyway, since they’re new to the game and probably don’t know the rules yet, I’m willing to give them a pass on this one. But next time, I’m expecting to see Chloe in a bikini. Or at the very least, some sexy lingerie. Otherwise, what’s the point, right? They’re trying to sell papers, aren’t they?

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Chloe Grace Moretz Is Working A Parking Lot

January 28th, 2016

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With the way the paps have been stalking Chloe Grace Moretz lately, I would’ve thought we would’ve gotten something really good by now. Like a wardrobe malfunction or a bikini vacation or a trip to the gym or something. But instead, we’ve just got these shots of her dancing in a parking lot fully-clothed. Yawn. Somebody wake me when Chloe starts twerking. Now that’s a story.

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