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Chloe Grace Moretz Does Complex

March 23rd, 2016

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I’m not entirely convinced that Chloe Grace Moretz is a great actress just yet (watch the video below and try to tell me I’m wrong). But after checking out this photoshoot she did for Complex, I can definitely say she’s got a very promising future as a model. All she needs is a photographer who knows how to bring out the best in her, and by that I mean, her birthday suit. Luckily, my phone takes great pictures. Call me!

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Chloe Grace Moretz Does Sudden Attack

March 18th, 2016

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According to my sources, this latest photoshoot from actress/”model” Chloe Grace Moretz isn’t for any fashion magazine or brand-new denim jumpsuit line. Apparently it’s for Sudden Attack, aka some new first-person shooter video game I’ve never heard of. Now, before you nerds get too excited, just because Chloe’s doing this photoshoot doesn’t mean she actually plays video games. But don’t let that stop you from playing with your joysticks anyway. Enjoy.

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Chloe Grace Moretz Bikini Pictures On Instagram!

February 8th, 2016

Good news: Chloe Grace Moretz finally took that bikini vacation I’ve been hoping for, and even better, there’s pictures to prove it. The bad news is it looks like she went with some other loser, instead of yours truly. I guess she must’ve decided not to invite me because she heard about bloggers being allergic to the sun. But that’s just a vicious rumor. As long as we put on SPF 5,000, we’re just fine.

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Chloe Grace Moretz Does USA Today

February 2nd, 2016

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I don’t know when USA Today got into the modelling business, but according to my sources, that’s where these shots of Chloe Grace Moretz are from, as weird as that sounds. Anyway, since they’re new to the game and probably don’t know the rules yet, I’m willing to give them a pass on this one. But next time, I’m expecting to see Chloe in a bikini. Or at the very least, some sexy lingerie. Otherwise, what’s the point, right? They’re trying to sell papers, aren’t they?

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Chloe Grace Moretz Is Working A Parking Lot

January 28th, 2016

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With the way the paps have been stalking Chloe Grace Moretz lately, I would’ve thought we would’ve gotten something really good by now. Like a wardrobe malfunction or a bikini vacation or a trip to the gym or something. But instead, we’ve just got these shots of her dancing in a parking lot fully-clothed. Yawn. Somebody wake me when Chloe starts twerking. Now that’s a story.

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Selena Gomez And Chloe Grace Moretz Are Sexy Neighbors

January 26th, 2016

In case you missed it, Neighbors 2 was already my most anticipated movie of the year based solely on the fact that Chloe Grace Moretz shows up in a bikini in it. But now the trailer’s come out, and I found out that Selena Gomez also shows up in a bikini. So I think it’s safe to say that this film is guaranteed to sweep the Oscars next year. And/or get me kicked out of my local movie theater. Can’t wait.

         
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Chloe Grace Moretz Needs Me As Her Stylist!

January 20th, 2016

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I’m still waiting for Chloe Grace Moretz to take me up on my generous offer to help teach her how to dress, and until she does, I guess we’re just going have to make do with half-assed leg shows like this. And who knows, maybe Chloe just doesn’t have enough money to buy a whole new wardrobe at the moment. So here’s a helpful tip for any hotties on a budget: turn all your pants into booty shorts and cut funbag-sized holes in your shirts. That one’s on the house, Chloe.

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Chloe Grace Moretz Needs Me To Teach Her How To Dress

January 15th, 2016

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I was half-joking yesterday when I said that Chloe Grace Moretz needed help learning how to dress if she ever wanted to live up to her hottie potential, but after seeing what she wore to a special fan screening of her new movie The 5th Wave, I’m convinced she needs my help ASAP. Girl needs to up her game. Luckily though, it shouldn’t be too hard, Chloe just needs to take a cue from the world’s best-dressed nobody Micaela Schaefer and start wearing body paint and/or lingerie everywhere. I’m telling you, it works every time. Well, for me and my readers, at least.

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Chloe Grace Moretz In The Most Non-sexy Outfit Ever!

January 14th, 2016

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Listen, I get that Chloe Grace Moretz is trying to be America’s newest sweetheart young hottie. That’s why she’s doing Marie Claire and photoshoots in fashion magazines and going on Jimmy Kimmel Live like she is in these shots, and for the most part it’s working. But if Chloe really wants to take her career to the next level, someone’s got to help teach her how to dress. Because outfits like this just aren’t going to cut it against Selena Gomez’s cleavage and Bella Thorne’s booty videos. Luckily, I have a few good ideas (mostly involving see-through shirts and walking around in lingerie). Call me!

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Chloe Grace Moretz Does Mari Claire!

January 7th, 2016

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I keep saying that if Chloe Grace Moretz wants to get serious about this whole modeling thing, she’s going to have to start showing more skin. But then magazines like Marie Claire here keep doing photoshoots with her fully-clothed. So don’t get me wrong, Chloe looks great in these shots, but we’ve got to work together here, guys. I can’t get Chloe in a bikini and/or lingerie on my own. Believe me, I’ve tried.

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Chloe Grace Moretz’s Side Booty Stretch

December 23rd, 2015

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Last time we saw Chloe Grace Moretz, I was saying that if she really wants to become a model, she’ll have to step up her game (aka show more skin). And here she is doing just that for Modern Luxury Magazine, whatever that is. Anyway, it’s a good start, but I still think she needs to do a shoot for a slightly more reputable publication, you know, like the Tuna’s Bikini Monthly, which is completely legit, and not something I just made up on the spot to trick Chloe into getting into a bikini for me, I swear.

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Chloe Grace Moretz Is A Little Model

November 25th, 2015

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I always knew that Chloe Grace Moretz was a promising, up-and-coming actress (and I’m seriously looking forward to her next movie), but I didn’t know she was also an aspiring model until I saw this photoshoot. And don’t get me wrong, Chloe’s definitely got the talent to do it, but if she really wants to get serious about this thing, she needs to start working with photographers who understand that she looks better the more skin she shows, not the more clothes she puts on. Luckily, my phone takes great pictures.

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More Chloe Grace Moretz Goodness!

October 30th, 2015

With all the set pictures we’ve been getting from Neighbors 2 lately, it’s already my most anticipated movie of 2016. Here’s another killer leg show from Chloe Grace Moretz, and according to my sources, she’s hosting a sorority party in this scene. And you know what that means. They might have actually decided to shoot that Jello wrestling scene I suggested after all. I just hope they remember to thank me at the Oscars.

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