According to my sources, Variety did some story on Chloe Grace Moretz being the next big thing in Hollywood or whatever. But forget her movies. They forgot to include the most important part of Chloe’s rise to fame: her Instagram bikini pictures. AKA the one thing people might actually pay to see. But luckily, I didn’t, and I’ve got a bonus Insta-pic for you guys below. See? Now that’s real journalism. Feel free to send my Pulitzer care of my mom’s basement.
The more I see of Chloe Grace Moretz, the more I think she should really consider giving up on that whole “acting career” thing of hers and just transition to being a hot nobody full time. Because I can’t seem to remember a single movie she’s been in, but I can recall almost every single one of her leggings runs and/or sexy photoshoots perfectly. And here’s another to add to the bank. All I’m saying is, think about it. Giving perverts daily pants fires via the Internet may not pay as well as acting, but I bet it’s a whole lot more rewarding, right?
Here’s one of my favorite up-and-coming hotties Chloe Grace Moretz doing a press conference for her new movie Brain On Fire in Toronto. And speaking of fires, I’m getting a total pants fire from checking out Chloe here and all those great faces she’s making. I’m not sure which one is her O face, but I’m still hoping I’ll get to find out one of these days. I bet it’s this one.
As you guys know, I like Chloe Grace Moretz. So I’m rooting for her to make it big in Hollywood (and also, in my sweatpants region). But these meh leggings aren’t going to cut it. Someone needs to explain to Chloe that if she wants to be taken seriously as an up-and-coming
actress hottie, she’s going to have to start dressing the part.
I know July 4th isn’t until Monday, but here’s something guaranteed to set off some pants fireworks a little early: some serious toe action from Chloe Grace Moretz out in LA. So forget all the bad things I’ve ever said about the paparazzi. As long as they’re working hard to bring us important breaking stories like this, I’m their biggest fan. Enjoy!
Listen, I love Chloe Grace Moretz as much as the next pervert on the Internet, but I’ve got to call ’em like I see ’em, and this outfit she wore to Coach’s annual summer party in New York is pretty much the ugliest thing I’ve ever seen. Luckily, we’re still getting a peek at Chloe’s legs, so at least it’s not a total bust, but I expect a lot more from this up-and-coming A-list hottie. Specifically, the region between her shoulders and her stomach. Oh well. Better luck next time, I guess.
I don’t know what’s wrong with this valet or why he’s making that weird face. If that was me, and I had an up close and personal look at Chloe Grace Moretz‘s booty in leggings like this, I’d be grinning ear to ear. But maybe he’s just hoping she’ll turn around again so he can get another peek at Chloe’s camel toe action. In which case, I totally get it. I make that same face whenever my pants fire goes from zero to out of control too. In fact, I’m probably making it right now.
Here’s Chloe Grace Moretz double-fisting some coffee in LA, and I’d like to officially apologize if you perverts were expecting to see something else from that headline. But c’mon, this is still a family site, and as far as I know, Chloe doesn’t make “those kinds” of movies. At least, not yet. But believe me, I keep asking her agent just in case her standards drop. Fingers crossed!
I keep trying to tell you guys that Chloe Grace Moretz is gonna be the next big thing in Hollywood if she can keep up her recent hot streak. And these pictures definitely count towards it, because Chloe’s gave us a peek at her booty under some of the shortest Daisy Dukes we’ve had on this site in a while. She’s also giving me one more inanimate object to add to the list of weird sh%t I’m jealous of: that lucky SOB of a fire hydrant.
I’ve been saying for a while now that I think that Chloe Grace Moretz is going to become a big star, and these shots from the LA premiere of her new movie Neighbors 2 just prove it. Because not only does Chloe already know the secret to acting (show as much skin as possible), she clearly also knows the secret to red carpets (show as much skin as possible). And yes, those are the same thing. That’s the whole secret. Now shut up and enjoy.
So I was all set to enjoy these shots of Chloe Grace Moretz taking the paps for a walk in New York, but then I just found out she’s apparently dating somebody. And not just anybody, but Victoria Beckham‘s kid. How lucky can one dude get? First, he gets to motorboat my favorite Spice Girl as a baby, and now that he’s all grown up, he gets to date this hottie? Life just isn’t fair sometimes.
I’m not entirely convinced that Chloe Grace Moretz is a great actress just yet (watch the video below and try to tell me I’m wrong). But after checking out this photoshoot she did for Complex, I can definitely say she’s got a very promising future as a model. All she needs is a photographer who knows how to bring out the best in her, and by that I mean, her birthday suit. Luckily, my phone takes great pictures. Call me!
According to my sources, this latest photoshoot from actress/”model” Chloe Grace Moretz isn’t for any fashion magazine or brand-new denim jumpsuit line. Apparently it’s for Sudden Attack, aka some new first-person shooter video game I’ve never heard of. Now, before you nerds get too excited, just because Chloe’s doing this photoshoot doesn’t mean she actually plays video games. But don’t let that stop you from playing with your joysticks anyway. Enjoy.
Good news: Chloe Grace Moretz finally took that bikini vacation I’ve been hoping for, and even better, there’s pictures to prove it. The bad news is it looks like she went with some other loser, instead of yours truly. I guess she must’ve decided not to invite me because she heard about bloggers being allergic to the sun. But that’s just a vicious rumor. As long as we put on SPF 5,000, we’re just fine.