I know that Chloe Moretz is a “serious actress” and everything, but I’m glad to see she’s been taking my career advice seriously too. Because whether she ever gets her Oscar or not, it’s never too late to start planning for a second career. And if you ask me, Chloe’s got a lot of promise as a future hot nobody. Especially if she keeps putting on leg shows like this for the paps. And trust me, it’s a lot more rewarding of a gig than this acting crap. Well, at least for us perverts anyway.