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Chloe Sims’ Fake Boobs Are My Choice

September 12th, 2016

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Apparently something called the TV Choice Awards happened in London over the weekend, and normally, I wouldn’t care too much about some lame award show, except TOWIE star/busty British MILF Chloe Sims showed up. I’d say she probably took home the trophy for “Best Cleavage in a British Reality Show,” but I know there’s a ton of competition in that category. I’m sure it’s an honor just to be nominated.

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Billie Faiers, Danielle Armstrong And Chloe Sims make A Good Threesome

July 15th, 2016

Because the only thing better than one busty British reality TV star is three of them, here’s TOWIE “stars” Billie Faiers, Danielle Armstrong and Chloe Sims putting on a show for the cameras in Spain. According to my sources, they’re in town to film the next season, and even though I’m hoping it’ll involve more bikini action and maybe even a visit to a Spanish trampoline factory (fingers crossed), I’d say things are already off to a promising start.

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Chloe Sims One Boob Bust Out

June 9th, 2016

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I’ve always liked Chloe Sims, even though I’ve never watched TOWIE (or whatever British reality show she is/was on — I’m too lazy to double-check). And it’s because, unlike a lot of so-called celebrities out there, Chloe knows exactly how to keep her 15 minutes going: by reminding everyone just how “talented” she is by taking her massive funbags out to the club every once in a while. So bravo, Chloe. And here’s hoping for an encore.

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Chloe Sims Is Pamela Anderson

April 14th, 2016

Chloe Sims

I almost didn’t recognize Chloe Sims here, and it’s not just because I’ve destroyed my memory spending all these years with my nose pressed up against a computer screen. It’s because the TOWIE star looks an awful lot like vintage Pam Anderson in these shots of her leaving a friend’s birthday party in London now that she’s gone blonde. But luckily, I’d recognize the busty Brit’s funbags anywhere, no matter what color her hair is. Turns out I’ve actually got a photographic memory. At least when it comes to cleavage, anyway.

         
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Chloe Sims Is A Busty Blond Now

November 26th, 2015

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According to my sources, these shots of Chloe Sims and her red-hot cleavage are from an episode of her reality show TOWIE. Apparently they were filming some kind of Royal Wedding-themed birthday party for some 80-year-old lady for their season finale. And while that doesn’t exactly sound like must-see TV to me (maybe you have to be British?), Chloe’s funbags are always worth a watch as far as I’m concerned. So enjoy.

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Chloe Sims Must Be Chilly

July 10th, 2015

Here’s Chloe Sims at the ITV Summer Party in London, and it must be cold across the pond, because the busty MILF’s looking a little chilly in these pictures. Now I’m not entirely sure how that’s possible considering it’s mid-July, but luckily, as the Internet’s resident expert in both nippleitis and busty British reality stars, I should be able to get to the bottom of this. So if you’ll excuse me, I need to go study these pictures more closely. And by that I mean with my nose a couple inches closer to my computer screen. This might take a while…

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Chloe Sims and Danielle Armstrong Know How To Dress

June 4th, 2015

Chloe Sims and Danielle Armstrong

I always forget where I know Chloe Sims and Danielle Armstrong from, but if they’re busty, blonde and British, then there’s a 99% chance they’re reality stars. And turns out I was right, because according to my sources, these two are currently on their way to film something called The Only Way is Marbs special. And whatever the hell that is, if it ever airs on this side of the pond, I look forward to watching it frame by frame on mute.

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Chloe Sims Looks Like She’s Much More Fun

April 23rd, 2015

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I almost didn’t recognize Chloe Sims here at first, considering she’s gone blonde since the last time we saw her. But I’d recognize those funbags of her anywhere. It’s my special talent, as the Internet’s foremost expert in busty British reality stars. Anyway, I’m digging the new look on Chloe. They say blondes have more fun, right? Well, I’m pretty sure busty blondes are the most fun of all. Enjoy.

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Chloe Sims Bikini Pictures

June 9th, 2014

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Now that she’s the newest member of the Hollywood Tuna MILF Club, I’m glad to see that Chloe Sims is taking her membership seriously by making sure to take those awesome funbags of hers to the beach. And maybe her kid(s) too, but really, who cares about that? Anyway, I’m hoping the busty British reality star is enjoying being a part of the exclusive club as much as I am, but if she wants to keep this up, the dues involve at least one bikini/lingerie/leggings show a month. So far, so good.

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Chloe Sims Bikini Pictures

May 15th, 2014

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I don’t think I ever realized Chloe Sims was a MILF before this, probably because I’ve been too focused on the much more important areas of her life: her awesome funbags. Anyway, even though I obviously prefer her trips to the pool with her busty British reality show co-stars, I’d like to take this opportunity to officially induct Chloe into the Hollywood Tuna MILF club. The welcome package includes a coupon for a free half hour session of motorboating. No one’s redeemed theirs yet, but I’m hoping Chloe becomes the first.

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Hollywood Tuna’s Extra Catch Of The Day

April 3rd, 2014

Today’s extra catch consists of Alison Brie, Fearne Cotton, Kimberley Walsh, Paris Hilton, Sophie Turner, Heidi Klum, Lady Gaga, Kiernan Shipka,January Jones, Elisabeth Moss, Christina Hendrick, Kim Kardashian, Rita Ora, Harriet Verney, Olivia Newton-John, Kelly Brook, Jasmin Walia, Georgia Kousoulou, Chloe Sims, Sam Faiers, Fernanda Brandao, Claudia Schiffer.

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Hollywood Tuna’s Extra Catch Of The Day

March 28th, 2014

Today’s extra catch consists of Lauren Goodger, Fernanda Brandao, Eva Habermann, Eva Padberg, Kylie Minogue, Shakira, Petra Nemcova, Rita Ora, Luisa Zissman, Chloe Sims, Rosario Dawson, Jessie J, Desiree Estrada, Charo, America Ferrera, Kendra Lust, Nicola Peltz, Lori Loughlin, Peta Murgatroyd.

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Hollywood Tuna’s Extra Catch Of The Day

December 16th, 2013

Today’s extra catch consists of Elodie Frege, Eliza Doolittle, Leila Gharachedaghi, Amy Paffrath, Elle Evans, Mary Carey, Daniela Katzenberger, Alicia Keys, Kyle Richards, Amy Adams, Katy Perry, Amel Bent, Adriana Karembeu, Chloe Sims, Katie Holmes, Kelly Bensimon, Gigi Lopez, Teresa Palmer, Jodie Marsh.

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Hollywood Tuna’s Extra Catch Of The Day

December 6th, 2013

Today’s extra catch consists of Charlotte Dawson, Natalie Guercio, Eve, Jamelia, Chloe Sims, Juliette Lewis, Emmy Rossum, Samia Ghadie, Christina Ricci, Shashana Bush, Jennifer Garner, Reese Witherspoon, Tamara Ecclestone, Kyle Richards, Sarah Harding, Nicole Scherzinger, Eliza Doolittle, Jessica Simpson, Elsa Marotta.

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